I could not BELIEVE what this Chess Master did to me…

Robert, I've seen you before, but last time you were wearing a hat, no? I don't think you've ever played. He's never played. He's never worn a hat. Ruthless Robert. Nice to meet you. That's what... Karpov lost that to... And he still keeps the poker face. No, Karpov lost that opening. Okay, you do that. The seventh best player of all time. French? He's giving her odds. I knew he was a chess player. I knew it. I thought he was a comedian. She should have taken the card. Robert. Nice to meet you, Robert. It's Ruthless Robert. Ruthless Robert. Yeah, he does roofs for a living. Ruthless. Do what? Roofs! Oh, the disrespect! I'm sorry, weren't you here? No, he wasn't there. I just want to give you a tempo. Good choice. I thought he was going to move the knight back. Castle by castle. Positions equal. Equal? You think so? I don't agree. Robert, are you the strongest here? Sometimes. You know this is a central pawn. You've got to push it forward. In the center. If you don't push it, you know what happens to people who don't push it? I don't know what happens to people who don't push it. Nice. Nice move. How about this? Interesting. How about this? Man, I'm telling you, this pawn belongs to the center. You've got to push it. You put the knight in front of your central pawn, you're going to see what happens. Yeah, this is where you belong. Stay there. Exactly where you belong. I'm going to show you and everybody here what you're real worth. Finally, he heard me. Good. Good for you. It's a different pawn. Pardon? It's a different pawn. It's a different pawn, I agree. I cannot disagree with that. Okay. Robert. How about this? You didn't expect that? Whoa. Attacking me like that? No way. Okay, I'm taking this. Do you like my center? You've got the bishop. Your pawn is attacked. You've got to take it. Take it or make it. We're still silent. Silent killer? Interesting. I like the sound of that. Attacking my knight. Since you guys are touching whatever you want, I can do that as well. Very interesting. Oh, you want that. I see what you want. I'm not afraid. Yes? Go for it. Good. Good choice. She's quiet. She's what? Quiet. She's quiet. It's because Robert needs time to focus, you know? Attacking your knight. You're going back? I'm always back. I play the carriage after all. How about this? Did you expect that? I can see that. What I'm seeing here is delight and for the fight. Delight for the fight. All right, Robert. Show me your cards. You don't want that? What's this? Simple chess. Simple chess? Oh, yeah. Yes? Yes. There are pins dropping everywhere. Watch it. Exactly that. Beautiful. If you insist. Very intimidating, you know? Nice king. How about this? Even better. Love it. How about this? Nice king. How about this? Uh-oh. Didn't expect that. Let's go here. You think I'm gonna fall for that? I don't think I am. Okay. Big deal. Check. Find. Boy, you should calm down. You know that? Whoa! You're going back? Man. I think you're afraid. I have to go backwards to go forwards. Shit. What you doing here? What you doing here, girl? Excuse me. Hmm. Let me continue. Let's go here. Oh! Almost lost my chair because of you. Let's go. Uh-huh. In your dreams. You wish. Come on, Robert. Check. Robert. Ruthless Robert. Yes? Yes. Exactly that night. Hey. You don't believe that? Ruthless Robert for nothing.