SORA AI GONE WRONG! Ronaldo & Messi’s Most Absurd Moments 🤣🐐

Ronaldo Forevel
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Ma'am are you recording? Yes. I am gay, you are gay.
Siiii!
You win!
Yeah!
All right, that'll be six seven dollars.
Siiii!
Siii!
Christian, six seven, hey!
What?
Wow, Messi?
Georgina?
Nooo!
Neymar?
Nooo!
Neymar? No!
Messi?
Yes!
Hey, look at it, this tower built six seven high!
No, Ronaldo!
World Cup pancakes need eight zeroes!
Give me that!
Four zeroes!
You're dumping them!
Siii!
Welcome to Domino's, what can I get for you, my friend?
Can I get the six seven tough pizza?
Six seven!
Come on, faster, work harder, push, push, push!
I'm going as fast as I can, mate.
You've got three tickets on the screen, ten seconds we score, move!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm one man, all right?
One man, big heart, let's go!
You shouting doesn't grill them any faster!
Ronaldo or me?
Ronaldo, of course!
Guys, look who I found here!
Give me that!
Don't worry, Leo!
Siii!
This is the gold cut you asked for, did you like it?
Give me that!
Siii!
What world?
Siii!
Afternoon, boss, let me get a Big Mac meal,
large fries, and a mango smoothie, please!
I have a farm, what do you have?
I have a World Cup, and you don't.
The **** you said to me?
That will be six point seven dollars.
Six seven?
What? Six seven!
Six seven!
Siii!
Watch this!
No way!
Siii!
Hold it!
No way, man!
****!
Don't talk to me, you missed an open net, man!
This game is trash!
Siii!
Your McChicken has arrived!
I ordered sushi!
What?
Bro, you mixed the orders again!
What are you doing here?
That's my sushi, man, you gave them the burger!
I swear it said McChicken, look at the receipt!
No, look, here, swap, swap, hurry!
Siii!
Who's the goat?
**** Messi!
Final round!
Pieces in, here we go!
Rooney in the navy!
Centering!
Jab, slip, and oh!
Huge overhand right!
That will be six point seven dollars.
Six seven?
If you do that one more ******* time,
I'll shove this burger up your throat!
Siii!
Where are the packages?
Welcome to Subway, my friend.
What do you want to order?
I would like the six seven meal.
Six seven? Six seven?
Siii!
Take it freestyle!
Listen, Cristiano,
I've looked at the numbers, the polls, everything,
you're gonna win the World Cup this year, no question,
and I'm giving you this right now.
For real? For real, take it, you deserve it.
**** yes!
Siii!
Two! Two! Two!
That's the best in the world!
Ha ha!
Two!
Ha ha!
Alright, my guy, quick one for you, who's the real goat?
You.
What? That's me? Oh, stop it!
The goat just said information, baby!
He he he he!
Legend right here!
Me sees us. I am the goat?
Siii!
Six, seven, six, seven, six, seven, six.
Ha! No, no!
We don't do night techs.
We don't do coffee.
It's straight quarter zips and matcha around here.
Siii!
What the ****, man?
Can I get a number 67, please?
Siii! Siii! Siii!
Siii!
Do you have a dollar for the pizza? Sorry, I don't.
Siii!
Cristian, six, seven.
Guys, Messi lost his mind.
Look at this.
What the **** is this, bro?
It looks cool, bro.
No, the **** it doesn't. I don't go out with you anymore.
Ese menú?
Happy meal con trofeo de la copa?
Esto es para mí. A ver, vamos.
¿Pero qué es esto?
¡No, hombre, no!
Six, seven! Six, seven!
Six, seven in the building. Back secured. Boom.
Can I get a number 67, please?
Siii!
The World Cup trophy has lost its credibility.
Look at the one I got from Mbappé.
Not stolen.
I bought it from him,
and it was 100% deserved.
Salsa blanca, amigo.
Siii!
Six, seven. Six, seven.
Siii!
Messi from 12 yards, 63rd minute.
Bernabeu on edge.
Hold on, what's Penaldo doing behind him?
Oh! His boots are tied together!
Look at that!
Forte, io o Messi?
Messi.
Cosa cazzo hai detto?
Siii!
Six and a seven, right here.
Oh my God, six, seven?
Yes, six, seven. Take it.
Siii!
**** Messi.
I'm the best in the world.
The Ballon d'Or has lost all its credibility.
Look at the one I have.
Not stolen.
It was 100% deserved.
You think I need the World Cup?
I already have many Champions League trophies.
I have lots of Ballon d'Or.
And I have several other trophies for many clubs.
So I don't need the World Cup!
Can I get the new Messi mule, please?
What? **** Messi, I am the GOAT!
I am the GOAT!
Lionel, just relax for me.
We'll get that upper back moving again.
Deep breath in and out.
Easy, please.
And there it is.
Perfect alignment.
Messi.
No!
Messi.
No!
Messi.
No!
Georgina.
No!
Siii!
What are you looking at?
Open the ******* door!
Your past victories mean nothing.
To be king here,
you must win the World Heavyweight Championship.
Shoo-wee!
A soul sitting down.
And here is off the chart!
Cut the tension with a knife, partner.
Neither man blinking.
It's about pride. It's about legacy.
I've come to take over America.
Your past victories mean nothing.
To be king here,
you must win the World Heavyweight Championship.
It's not like I won the World Cup, my friend.
I will win the World Heavyweight Championship!
The GOAT debate is about to be settled!
What the **** is that player doing?
What the ****, bitch?
Why this ---- in my table?
I'm sorry, Ronaldo.
I won't disobey you again.
Go bring me water!
Shoo-wee!
That will be $6.7.
$6.7?
What? $6.7!
Yes! $6.7!
Shoo-wee!
Oh, it's heavy.
Something big! No way!
Hey, bitch! Get the **** back here, messy!
And there's the trophy.
Wait, hold on. Someone's grabbing it.
That's not a player!
Security scrambles as this man
He looks like Ronaldo in an Argentina jersey
is running off with the World Cup!
Go, go, go! Hang on tight!
World champion, baby.
Guys, look who I found here.
Give me that wowo.
Tranquilo, Leo.
Siiii!
All right, quick. Go, go.
Ronaldo, are you an IA?
Can an IA do this?
Let's go.
Siii!
