Caroline Woodfill Spills the Tea in Hilarious Song About Small Town Gossip! | American Idol

Holy guacamole! What are we doing, y'all? She's bringing the energy. Hey, my name's the same name as your wife. Wow! Hey, could you tell the audience what that name is? My name's Caroline Woodfield. Caroline Woodfield! So, I have this song, and y'all gotta listen up. The song's called Diner with a T. Diner with a T? Diner with a T. T means gossip. My daddy didn't know that. Do we have subtitles with you? It's about a diner about these old ladies talking crap about everybody in my hometown. And I just put it in a song. Not those old sweet old ladies. Hey, but they kinda deserve it. You should hear what they've been saying. Oh, man. You're about to find out. All right, let's do it. I wanna hear it, I wanna hear it. Y'all listen up, y'all ready? Ready. Max and Jessie, they got messy. She went off, had sex with his bestie. I heard she's got an STD. Oh, no! Melinda and Glinda, they're something. They're the ones spreading all the tea. That's okay, hey, cause they're 80. Oh, no. I'll be telling my mama all the tea cause gossiping, well, it ain't for me. So please, Jesus, hey, don't come for me. Please, Jesus, hey, don't come for me. That's good. All right. I don't know if I've ever heard STD in a song before. You can weave that one into one. What a town you live in. Caroline. Yes. That was entertaining. Uh-huh. There's gonna be a no for me this person. Okay. You certainly have an infectious personality, but it's a no for me. Okay. Yeah, it's a no for me, baby. Thank you. Thank you, Caroline. Thank you so much for being here. Y'all have a blessed day. You too. Somebody's obviously reading the dumpster mail in the urologist's office.