Julia Roberts Dermot Mulroney Answer the Web s Most Searched Questions WIRED

I'm Dermot, this is Julia, and we're doing the Wired autocomplete. Yep. I don't understand the game. Okay, you can hold it here. Okay, do I get to look at it? Is Julia Roberts tall? Julia Roberts is just right. She's five. I'm pretty tall. I know, you wear tall. Is Julia Roberts the highest paid actress in the history, uh-oh, it's a long question, in the history of all humankind? The answer is yes. Is Julia Roberts related to Emma Stone? Wrong Emma. I am not. Are you? I'm not. Okay, that sounds a little fidgety. Is Julia Roberts English? No, but she's very proper. I am, and I like tea. She's from Georgia. Make it sound like a slight. No, no. Georgia. Wow, Smyrna, Georgia. Yeah. Is Julia Roberts related to Keira Sedgwick? We played sisters. What was that in? Something to talk about. Lassa Hallstrom film, where my parents were portrayed by Robert Duvall and Jenna Rollins. How cool is that? Great actors. Yeah. Wow, didn't see it. What do you do with your free time? I don't watch your movies. Oh. I didn't see Pretty Woman until 2000. Last week. No, in about 2005. Is that true? I never saw it. When did it come out? Like 1938. Yeah. You're late to that part. But I mean, I already knew you when I saw it, and I thought it was a terrific film, terrific. I didn't realize we'd learned so much about each other today. What does Dermot Mulroney look like? I'm just kind of framing your face with this. That's what he looks like. You know, I'm playing on a TV show right now, Station 19, and the young actor, Alberto Fretza, it looks a lot like me. Yeah, you're like a good kid. I'll watch that in 12 years. What TV show is Dermot Mulroney in? Station 19, I'm one of them. Also, Arrested Development, New Girl, Old Story, Homecoming. Can someone get me a razor? I need to shave my legs again. What is Dermot Mulroney's real name? Well, it's interesting. It is- Alberto Fretza. Thank you. Yes, exactly. What is Dermot Mulroney worth? He's priceless. It's true. Who is Julia Roberts' mother and father? Betty and Walter Roberts. Awesome. Oh, Betty, I never knew Walter. Yeah. Betty was a good friend of mine. Who is Julia Roberts' best friend? That's what I was hoping she'd say. God, there for a second. Read him like a book. Weird little brief hesitation. But if it had to be a girl, it would be Paige Sampson, who I grew up with. Who does Julia Roberts look like? Emma Roberts. Yeah, that's true. Oh, Juliette Binoche. And I always think I see myself in magazines, and it turns out I flatter myself because it's Jennifer Garner. Oh, she's beautiful, too. Who is Julia Roberts' baby daddy? Well, that would mean I have a baby with someone who I'm not married to. N.A., not applicable. Oh, N.A. N.A. Is Dermot Mulroney- Is Dermot Mulroney, I am. Is you is, or is you ain't? Is it Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney? It's the one with the- Is Dermot Mulroney- Ready? Yes, barely. Single? No. Is Dermot Mulroney Irish? Dermot Mulroney? No, I mean, the name is deeply Irish. Dermot Patrick Mulroney. Can't get more Irish than that, people. I mean, I guess you could, actually. But the Mulroneys have been here for 150 years, so what's Julia Roberts up doing now? Not very well. No, I didn't say how. What does Julia Roberts look like now? Maintain her agreement with America. Always be young and beautiful. It's not that hard. That's a nice thing to say. Well, you are. You're more than living- Do I make an agreement with the entire country? More than living up to your end of the bargain, babe. Okay, thank you. What is Julia Roberts' middle name? Oh. I know that one. Yep, tell him. Spiona. Yep. What was Julia Roberts' first movie? Satisfaction. That's the answer. That's the name of the movie, not how I'm feeling. About that. About getting that answer right. What does Julia Roberts eat? Everything. She has a great appetite. I gotta tell you, I've known Julia for a long time. She won't eat onions, though. No, ever. Yeah, don't invite me over for onion soup. That would be bad. What is that sentence? Well, I'm just amazed that it's even spelled right. Let me explain something. You know, they upgraded my phone. It won't believe the word. It's like the Google auto-spell. The word Dermot, D-E-R-M-O-T. What does it try to turn it into? Tulips? Deem. Huh. D-E-E-M. You have to talk to someone smarter than me about this. I gotta go to the top of Google and say, for real, it's a word. Who is? Who is Dermot Mulroney? Who isn't he? He's the everyman. He's the man you go to for advice, for good company. Who did Dermot Mulroney? I did. I have full credit for it. Who did Dermot Mulroney play in Friends? I played Gavin. I learned this when they re-released Friends on Netflix because I was suddenly being shouted at on the street. Hey, Gavin. Tell your phone your name is Gavin. I could do that. It knows how to spell Gavin. You know why? Because it's a name. Gavin. Gavin shouldn't be a very popular name. But it is a name and Google knows it. Dermot is a name and Google doesn't know it. Who is Dermot Mulroney's father? Aw, Mr. Mulroney. Yeah, Michael Mulroney is my dad. He's awesome. My dear dad. Yeah, he's doing great. Who does Dermot Mulroney? God, they can all be so misconstrued so easily. Look like. Jean-Paul Belmondo. Who, who is Dermot Mulroney's wife? Prima. Prima Mulroney. How, Julia Roberts, can I meet Julia Roberts? How can I meet Julia Roberts? You can't. I'm telling you, that nice young man came over from Philippines and he met you. Kenny. You were so kind to him. Indonesia. Indonesia, darn it. How many languages can Julia Roberts speak? Three. Really, what are they? I can't share that with you. Oh, understood. One of them might be Pig Latin. Right. Oh, we skipped one. How does Julia Roberts curl her hair? I have naturally curly hair. Naturally curly hair. Like Sally in Charlie Brown. Aw. How? Old Julia Roberts Mystic Pizza. I think I turned 20 on that movie. Did you? It's 30 years this weekend. Somebody just told me that. Incredible. Here's to you, babe. How does Julia Roberts stay in shape? Eat well. Love of a good man. Healthy lifestyle, love of a good man. Happiness, fulfillment. No onions. That's the trick. They're very fattening. How to pronounce Dermot Mulroney? That's how. So right when it's said right. Dermot Mulroney. How tall is Dermot Mulroney? 5'11. Oh, and a half. And a half. How? So nice, 5'11. How old is Dermot Mulroney? Dermot Mulroney's birthday is in just over a week because it comes right after mine. He will be only slightly older than me. How did Dermot Mulroney get his scar? I fell down when I was three and a half years old. I was carrying a rabbit dish. And you know, it was a big night because I got to feed the rabbits. He said, I'm carrying a rabbit dish. Julia wasn't there. Like he had, you know, rabbit stew in a bowl. No, no, the rabbits were in the hutch in the backyard and I was going into his, oh my God, my face! That's how it happened. I'm sure your mother enjoyed that moment. Boy hitting her. It's my first memory, it was bloody. My first memory is bloody. I knocked my front tooth out. You're, yeah. My baby one. Your baby one. How old is Dermot Mulroney's wife? It's funny, you should ask. She's 23 and three quarters. Can Julia Roberts sing like an angel? Can Julia Roberts win an Oscar? **** yeah! Which Julia Roberts? This one! Oh, which Julia Roberts? Did Julia Roberts die? No, that's not on there. Which Julia Roberts character are you? No, I think it means, are you? I'm rubber, you're glue. Question's for you. Okay. I don't, I don't remember. Where Julia Roberts born? I was born in a little town called Smyrna, Smyrna, Georgia. Where does Julia Roberts go in Eat, Pray, Love? Where do you go, where does that take place? I think some of it was in Tuscany. I saw Eat, Pray, Love. No, you didn't. I was in Rome. Well, you know. Did you doze off during the Eat part? No, but. It was kind of early. Isn't there like a car driving through a vineyard? God, there was. I think you're thinking of a Diane Lane movie, maybe. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think you are. That was good. Who did Julia Roberts look like? Maybe Diane Lane. I think we're having some breakthroughs here. Where is Dermot Mulroney? From? Oh, Chicago. Oh, I was born in Alexandria, Virginia. Oh, whatever. I was born in Washington, D.C. I was born in Tuscany. Does Dermot Mulroney sing? He is an exemplary musician. How many instruments can you play? Five. Dermot Mulroney, careful what you wish for. Well. Oh, that's the name of a film. I was like, that's kind of a foreboding thing. Dermot Mulroney, careful what you wish for. Trying to get a message through. That's how it came across to me. No, it's a film that probably didn't get enough attention. Let's not give it any more. And so. Was Dermot Mulroney. They couldn't get their hands on it. In Roadhouse. Yeah, yeah, I was. Were you really? Were you Patrick Swayze? I was. Was Dermot Mulroney in Young Guns? Yeah. And Bad Girls. Julian just saw Bad Girls the other night. Yesterday. One of my. Not the other night, yesterday. And how did I look? You want me to really say what I said? Yeah. Well, gorgeous, and like someone had ironed his face. Because we're so young. We're never gonna be any younger than we are right now. I'm aging by the moment. I'm watching it.