The Unsolved Mystery Of Ancient Giants

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There exists a pattern woven through human's history.
Stories, structures, claims that challenge the understanding of ancient civilizations.
You've heard of ancient aliens.
You've heard of the Nephilim, probably especially recently.
It's become a big meme for some reason.
Well, to me, these things demand investigation.
They demand a good milking.
So that's what today's video is about.
I've already made a video about giants.
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What if I told you that every major civilization on earth has preserved
essentially the same impossible story.
Not similar stories.
Not variations on a theme.
The same story.
It's the same story.
And it's really confusing.
It's been eating away at me for a few days like a termite.
I'm a piece of wood and it's a termite.
The fallen ones.
The giants mentioned in Genesis 6-4.
There were giants in the earth in those days.
Ellipses.
When the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men and they bare children to them,
the same became mighty men which were of old men of renown.
Now, if you think about that from the perspective that giants were real
and aliens and the Anunnaki and stuff, it gets a lot more interesting.
The Mesopotamians, another culture of the ancient times,
called this Nephilim, these giants, the Anunnaki.
They were divine beings who descended from the heavens and bred with humanity.
So these were deities.
There were also another group of deities very similar called the Igigi.
They were the watchers of the sky.
And the Apkallu.
Another group of ancient aliens, I guess.
The ancient Greeks knew them as titans.
They were a powerful giant race that ruled before the Olympian gods and the Gigantes,
born from the blood of heaven themselves.
The Norse called them the Yodler,
the frost giants from beyond the known world who possessed ancient wisdom.
The Hindus recorded them as Asuras,
which are supernatural beings of immense stature and power,
and the Dekyas, the children of the divine mother Dee.
In Egypt, they were the Netero, the divine ones who ruled before the pharaohs,
and the Shemsu-Hor, the followers of Horus who possessed the knowledge of the stars.
And in China, they were the ancient dragon kings who descended from heaven to rule humanity.
In Japan, the imperial bloodline claimed descent from Amaterasu and the celestial Tengu.
All big people.
Giant huge people.
Native American tribes across our continent, from the Lakota to the Cherokee to the Hopi,
they all preserved oral traditions of the Sitika,
the red-haired giants who once ruled their lands.
Scottish people.
Irish people.
I'm not exactly sure.
And the star people who came from the sky.
In South America, the Incas spoke of the Viracocha,
tall bearded beings who brought advanced knowledge.
In Africa, the Dogon knew them as the Nomo.
They were amphibious beings from Sirius.
In the Zulu, speak of the Chitauri,
the serpent beings who came from the stars, aka Zeta Reticuli.
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There's a lot of commonality among the ancient myths of the ancient people.
Researchers have documented hundreds of flood narratives worldwide.
For example, a fellow by the name of Dr. John D. Morris
of the Institute for Creation Research has analyzed these
from a specific methodological perspective.
And many of them shared the same narratives.
Chosen family narrative, boats, like Noah, and water covering the world.
It's very interesting.
Now, I will say, um, mainstream anthropologists have various explanations
for the similarities in the flood myths, including common psychological archetypes,
cultural diffusion, local flooding experiences.
All of these things could have inspired such widespread narratives.
For example, I've seen a flood in Texas, and I've also seen a flood in Virginia.
Crazy.
And they're pretty far away from each other.
Now, the giants also appear alongside these flood traditions and flood narratives.
Why?
Why is there so much commonality?
The flood thing makes more sense.
It is weird, but why are the giants so common?
Biblical scholars examining the Hebrew text of Genesis 6 to 4
note that the phrase Beneha Elohim, a.k.a. Sons of God, a.k.a. the Nephilim,
only appears five times in the Old Testament.
And in every other instance outside of Genesis in the book of Job,
it explicitly refers to angelic beings, which you've probably heard of that.
You've probably heard of the Nephilim being angels.
And if you're familiar with Genesis,
you've heard of the conspiracy that they're, uh, they're giants.
They're giant beings.
Fellow by the name of Michael Heiser, a biblical scholar and author of the Unseen Realm,
which sounds awesome, argues that this interpretation wasn't a fringe theory.
He argues that this interpretation of giants was the standard understanding for over 2,000 years
until the fourth century A.D. when some stuff was lost.
We'll be getting into that.
The Dead Sea Scrolls.
The Book of One, Enoch, quoted in the biblical book of Jude,
verse 14, and preserved in the fragments among the Dead Sea Scrolls.
By the way, very interesting.
The Dead Sea Scrolls, a lot of corroboration from there.
What a magical discovery in the 1940s.
Pretty interesting stuff.
The Dead Sea Scrolls, if you don't know, were discovered between 1947 and 1956.
And they were from a long time ago.
They're from the Temple Period, uh, which is before Jesus.
Um, and they corroborated some other stuff in the Abrahamic-Deuterocanonical.
It's really interesting.
And there's some giant talk in it.
We'll get to it.
The ancient text found in the Dead Sea Scrolls,
which were considered scripture by early Christians for over 300 years,
provides extraordinary detail about what it claims actually happened in regard to giants.
According to One Enoch, exactly 200 angels descended to Mount Hermon,
a mountain that sits on the border between Israel and Lebanon.
These weren't just any angels, though.
They were called the Watchers.
They were beings specifically tasked with observing humanity, but forbidden from interfering.
The One Enoch narrative describes how these 200 Watchers
made their covenant on Mount Hermon summit,
and they bound themselves with mutual curses, which is very interesting.
The text also names 20 leaders, with Simjaza organizing the conspiracy,
and Ezazel, whose name means God's scapegoat, becoming the great corruptor amongst them.
Their oath was,
Come, let us choose wives from among the children of men and beget children for ourselves.
Let us go against God.
Imagine so clearly knowing there's a God and still choosing to go against them.
What a bunch of idiots.
Ezazel is a cool name, though, I have to say.
So that's a breeding program.
That's an Anunnaki breeding program.
That's the aliens coming down to Earth and just breeding.
You can look at it any way you want.
Angels, giants, aliens, Anunnaki, people who basically, against God,
had sex with people, though.
Kind of interesting.
So what makes this account remarkable isn't just the breeding program.
It is the systematic knowledge transfer
that allegedly transformed human civilization after this moment.
So these guys made sweet, sweet love to us, and then we got really awesome.
Thank you, alien, giant people, aliens from space.
Or heaven, whatever.
According to one Enoch, each Watcher taught specific forbidden arts.
Ezazel revealed metallurgy, how to make swords, knives, shields and armor.
He also taught jewelry making and cosmetics to women.
He showed them how to use antimony to beautify their eyes and create ornaments.
Slay, I guess.
Barakel taught astrology and the reading of the omens.
And Kokabiel revealed the secret of the constellations in their movements.
And Chazekiel, I don't know how to say that.
Chazekiel taught weather prediction and atmospheric science.
He sounds like DARPA, in all honesty.
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He loves DARPA.
He's really big into government programs.
He's really, he's a really interesting guy.
And he says, hairy rat.
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I haven't recorded in a while.
Shamseal and Serial also taught humans the signs of the sun and the courses of the moon.
Others taught root cutting, enchantments, the art of writing, geography, and even mathematics.
So basically, everything that humans learned were from this technological civilization of
big motherfuckers that were in the Bible.
These were gifts that elevated humanity from a primitive existence to builders of cities
and monuments and worshipers of gods.
Now, I find this very interesting because this is biblical, right?
This is from the Dead Sea Scrolls.
This is the temples.
This is Jewish people writing this, all right?
Why are the other stories so similar?
Why is the Anunnaki basically that exact same thing without, just without gold?
The offspring of the unions between these gigantic creatures and humans is a little
more complex.
It isn't just big people that were around.
These big people were doing crazy ---- with us.
Also, they were really big.
Some manuscripts of one Enoch describe the beings as of extraordinary height.
One version claims 300 cubits tall, which is 450 feet.
Unbelievable.
That is so tall, dude.
That is like a titan from Attack on Titan.
To be fair, though, most biblical scholars, aka the fun police, consider this to be either
textual corruption or deliberate exaggeration to emphasize their unnatural nature, which
is something I would do if I was a biblical scholar back in the old days.
I would lie a lot about stuff.
And by the way, not all biblical scholars, unlike myself, not all of them take one Enoch
seriously.
Dr. Michael Heiser focuses on the theological implications rather than the literal measurements
of this account.
He really likes it a lot.
It's hotly debated.
Let's just say that.
There are other biblical accounts of actual giants, too, that are truly purely canonical,
that everybody agrees was real.
Like Goliath, for example.
He was 9 or 10 feet tall.
So that's a little bit more realistic, I guess.
But what this version and the more insane versions of one Enoch all consist of, they're
very consistent in that these beings possessed extraordinary abilities, superhuman strength,
extended lifespans, and knowledge that completely surpassed their purely human contemporaries.
The book also describes the world where these hybrids ruled as tyrants entirely.
And they also were responsible for teaching humanity violence and corruption until divine
judgment came through the flood.
So that's where the giants tie into the flood myths and all this interesting ancient
astronaut stuff.
It's really cool.
It's very likely, even if you're a Christian, that you haven't heard of one Enoch.
It's from the Dead Sea Scrolls, which still is in the 1950s.
But most everything biblical was very old.
And or that written in like the 15th or 16th or 17th century by German guys.
And then before that, a guy named Constantine.
And then before that, I forget.
But the book of one Enoch was very influential to early Christians.
It was profound and long lasting.
For over 300 years, many Christian communities treated it as pure scripture.
The book was quoted by early church fathers, including Justin Martyr, Irenaeus, Clement
of Alexandria, and Tertullian.
I don't know any of these people didn't know who they were before this, but they're
apparently legit.
Also, the Ethiopian Orthodox Church still includes it in their biblical canon today,
which doesn't mean a lot.
But the Ethiopian church is one of the oldest churches around.
I think the oldest one is the Armenian church.
So big ups, Armenia.
The shift away from one Enoch began in the fourth century when church leaders like Jerome
and Augustine questioned its authenticity and its theological implications.
For example, the angel interpretation of Genesis 6-2, sons of God, the Nephilim, referring
to divine beings, was gradually replaced with the Sethite theory, which is descendants of
Seth intermarrying with descendants of Cain.
You've probably heard that for sure.
That's a very famous biblical story.
I don't like it though.
I like the giants better.
So over hundreds of years, things definitely changed.
But the findings of one Enoch among the Dead Sea Scrolls, we can definitely see that one
Enoch was considered authoritative literature in Second Temple Judaism with multiple copies
preserved alongside scripture from the time, biblical texts that we have that were never
really lost.
So yeah, people still debate it today.
They debate the historical validity, but it was very influential on ancient thought.
Josephus, the first century historian wrote, many angels of God accompanied with women
and begat sons that proved unjust and despisers of all that was good on account of the confidence
they had in their own strength.
Who said that?
Some guy who was really good at yapping.
Okay.
So the global distribution, the consistency of these accounts is what is interesting.
There are details specifically described that isolated cultures should have never really
known beyond just the flood and the giant talk.
All right.
How about them?
How about the mountain narrative from Mount Hermon in the Middle East to Mount Meru in
Hindu cosmology, from the sacred peaks of the Andes to the celestial, beautiful mountains
of Chinese myth.
These beings, these happenings are consistently associated with very high places.
Gateways between the earth and the sky.
Every tradition describes the same phenomenon.
Advanced beings teaching humanity technologies that suddenly accelerated civilization, metallurgy,
astronomy, agriculture, makeup, gifts that transformed our species from primitive hunters
to builders of beautiful monuments.
They're not just big people.
They're also described as possessing extraordinary abilities, superhuman strength, lifespans,
and knowledge that surpasses us in every single way.
Also, the return.
That is a very important detail.
Every single one of these cultures is like, they're going to come back.
They're going to come.
They'll be back.
And then there's tic-tacs floating around now in the ocean.
It's fairly intriguing.
Cultures worldwide preserve the prophecy that these beings would return at some point to
humanity.
The Maya predicted the return of Kukulkan, Kukulkan, Kukulkan.
The Hopi await the return of the Kachinas.
The Hindu text described the return of the avatars, not the last airbender.
And even Christianity in some forms speak of angels returning at the end times.
Then we also have ancient sites, ancient buildings, ancient construction, things that humans built
at some point that they shouldn't have been able to build based on their technology and
knowledge of construction at that time.
Sites like Gobekli Tepe in Turkey.
This place, beautiful, was built 11,000 years ago.
It's sophisticated.
There's astronomical knowledge, megalithic construction.
This is before agriculture.
How the f*** is that possible?
Plus the sudden appearance of complex civilizations in Mesopotamia, Egypt, and the Indus Valley.
All these things suggest a rapid technological advancement that occurred within a very short
historical period.
Then we get to human DNA.
Humans carry DNA from multiple ancient hominid populations.
We carry DNA from Neanderthals, Venusovans, you've probably heard of them, plus other
creatures with more evidence of other archaic lineages.
This knowledge is a factual scientific demonstration that interbreeding between different populations
of humanoids has occurred throughout history and prehistory.
Well, maybe not so much history.
We're the only type of human left.
The humanoid, the humanoid, the humanoid.
Just don't ask Charles Darwin.
How many types of humanoids there are.
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We've talked about ancient texts that preserve memories of real and completely true events
of giants, but where is the physical evidence?
I ain't seen ---- about that.
All right, guys, where is it?
Where's the physical evidence?
I've never seen, I've seen a big shoe every now and then, but then you look and there's
people like Shaquille O'Neal.
Where are all the giant bones?
Where is it?
What is going on?
The question where are all the giant bones has driven archaeological investigation for
centuries, really specifically over a century.
And there have been some discoveries that are very interesting.
There have been some things that may or may not support an unconventional understanding
of human history, but also could just be fake.
Let's go back to the late 19th century.
Thus marked a golden age of American psychological exploration.
We have the Division of Mound Exploration established under Cyrus Thomas at the Smithsonian's
Bureau of Ethnology, conducted the first comprehensive survey of ancient earthworks across the American
Midwest and Southeast, which was a massive undertaking that would document thousands
of sites and tens of thousands of artifacts.
The official mission was scientific.
Their goal was to document the builders of impressive structures throughout North America
in an attempt to further understand the cultures of these builders.
In the 19th century, Thomas and his teams excavated hundreds of mounds between 1882
and 1894, and they produced detailed reports that are still very valuable archaeological
resources today in modern times.
What they found genuinely challenged expectations of the time.
They found evidence of sophisticated pre-Columbian societies.
They found complex burial practices, advanced metallurgy, precision astronomy, and extensive
trade networks stretching from the Atlantic all the way to the Pacific, which is so *******
interesting.
Are you telling me that there was people here before us?
There were people before me?
But woven throughout these very valuable, interesting reports were accounts that truly
did not fit the emerging picture of ancient America.
Repeated discoveries of skeletal remains that exceeded normal human proportions.
Sometimes by 40 cubits.
I made that part up.
Excavations at Indian Knoll in Kentucky documented individuals ranging from 5'2", a shawty,
to 6'4".
So that difference is representing the upper range of normal human variation of height.
Other sites yielded some more extraordinary claims.
The Charleston Daily Mail reported in 1947 that excavations in West Bygod, Virginia uncovered
skeletons measuring seven foot to eight feet in length, which is ******* insane.
The Wheeling Daily Intelligencer documented similar discoveries throughout the Ohio Valley
and the New York Times reported in 1902 on excavations near Clearwater, Minnesota, where
archaeologists claimed to have found skeletons of heroic size, which is a excellent, genius,
turn-of-the-century way to say, big ol' sumbitch.
There were so many professional archaeological reports from this period that were published
officially that contain references to unusually large skeletal remains.
So the frequency of these accounts is pretty compelling, but also the consistent geographical
distribution is compelling as well.
Sort of like the power of Christ.
Hotspots include the Ohio River Valley, the Great Lakes region, and parts of the American
Southwest.
Also areas that were known for the most sophisticated pre-Columbian earthworks and
megalithic constructions.
The Clovis people, etc.
These discoveries did occur, by the way.
There's documentary evidence from multiple sources that confirms that these discoveries
did occur.
But what happened to the physical evidence from those discoveries?
They discovered something, but did they actually discover something?
We don't really know.
Plus, they kind of stopped after the 20th century.
I don't know, maybe John D. Rockefeller started digging and was like, we've got to
hide this.
We need to control the banks more.
If they know there's aliens, then we won't be their overlords.
That was part of the business plot, maybe.
So giant skeletons, not a lot of physical evidence, but there is some evidence of bizarre
people, okay?
With strange heads and things like that.
The Paracas skulls of Peru, which were discovered by Julio Tello in 1928, they were found with
hundreds of burials and all of them had dramatically elongated cranium, bald heads, dude.
What?
Weird.
Why?
Plus, these skulls had distinguishing characteristics that prevented them from being the standard
typical artificial cranial deformed head.
They were different.
Because many cultures have practiced head binding to achieve a desired skull shape,
including the Maya, Pacific Northwest tribes, the Huns, and some African cultures.
These Paracas specimens from South America show unique and different features.
Most cranial modification practices, in case you didn't know, produce specific patterns
of bone stress and suture fusion.
It's really disgusting the way that they do it.
It's freaky and it makes my balls like go in my body or something.
Many of the Paracas skulls lack these common characteristics of deformed skulls, which
might suggest they represent natural skull elongation rather than artificial modification,
which is very interesting.
How could something possibly make your head this long?
Some of these skulls have cranial volumes up to 25% larger than the modern human skull
and exhibit additional suture lines not typically found in human anatomy.
So there's something different.
They're these big, long-headed people, maybe from space.
And how tall were they?
Let me guess.
60 cubits and a span.
So yeah, that's really interesting.
And some independent researchers like Brian Forster have claimed that they have received
unusual DNA results from these long-headed specimens.
But the mainstream science people, they're always questioning methodology.
Oh, I hit my funny bone.
And they're always like, your analysis is contaminated.
How about this?
Oh, ----.
Boom.
Lots of long-headed folks, though.
Some people like pulling on their heads to make them long.
And some of them don't seem like their heads were pulled on to make them long, which might
suggest some kind of biological variation that we have yet to understand.
So we got these long-head skulls.
What about the physical evidence of giants, though?
We've talked about that.
We need to get back to that.
In spite of hundreds of discoveries being made throughout the 19th and early 20th century,
there are no specimens still.
There's photos of them, I think.
They might be AI.
I might just be an idiot.
There's a couple theories.
One of the theories is that the centralization of archaeological collections in major institutions
like the Smithsonian could have potentially led to more selective preservation.
They're like, I don't want that rock.
I want this rock.
That bone isn't long enough.
That bone's too long.
That's obviously fake.
I'm not going to take that.
Damn.
So maybe they were just being selective.
So it's possible that maybe the Smithsonian was just being selective.
I find that hard to believe.
If I was at the Smithsonian and I saw a man of a hero's stature, I'd be like, get that
sumbitch in here, dude.
Shit.
If I even found like a big guy, like 6'2", I'd be like, that guy's an alien.
This is a 17 HMR.
I'm just really small.
It also seems like many of the 19th century discoveries occurred under poor preservation
conditions and skeletal remains of unusual size might have been particularly fragile
or subject to deterioration.
Kind of like dinosaurs.
If you believe in that sort of thing.
There's people who don't believe in dinosaurs.
That's so funny.
I love it when people don't believe in stuff.
It's just like, you can see.
Ain't you played art, dummy?
So enough of that nonsense.
I love giants.
I love the idea that there's all these myths that connect all these ancient peoples and
that it might mean something for us.
You know, you and me and Petey and Frankie and Pete Rad and also the holy relic.
What does it mean?
Frankie?
Hey, buddy.
You're not involved.
How about the ice age?
How about that?
Everybody knows the last ice age ended in all those movies were just communist propaganda.
Or at least that's what my dad used to tell me.
Everybody knows that it ended, but fewer people know that it ended twice.
Two times.
Two ice ages.
Roughly 12,800, 12,900 years ago, just as earth was thawing from the last ice age, temperatures
plunged back down to near glacial levels in a relatively small period of time.
Climatologists call the snap freeze the Younger Dryas.
You've probably heard of it.
It's a bunch of ancient archaeology.
Joe Rogan talks about it.
I think lots of people talk about it.
A lot of them are really wild and have a lot of fun.
For archaeologists, it seems to be a bit of a cliffhanger.
Human cultures everywhere lurch forward at the very moment the planet tries to slam on
the brakes.
So as soon as we have the glacial freeze, we have humanity as well, in essence.
There's a few hypotheses behind this.
The impact hypothesis.
Enter Dr. Richard Firestone.
This fella and a collection of geologists, astronomers, and paleobotanists all got together
and sifted through the strata on four continents, and this is what they found.
They found a razor-thin black mat laced with nanodiamonds, or crystals born in pressures
you'd expect from a cosmic explosion, not a campfire or something like that.
Some other way to create carbon.
Microspherals, rich in iridium and platinum, which are chemical fingerprints of incoming
space rock.
Okay, impact.
A burnt landscape of extinct megafauna as well that charred pollen and stops dead at
the same radiocarbon date, 10,800, 10,900 BCE.
This team argues for a disintegrating comet or some kind of atmospheric airburst.
They blow up nuclear bombs off the ground to cause more damage.
That's what would happen if something big came in the atmosphere and just explode before
it hit the ground.
These people hypothesize something like this happened, a barrage of fragments even, something
slamming into the Laurentide ice sheet and causing a glacial freeze.
If this did happen, meltwater torrents would have swallowed coastlines and wildfires would
have blackened half a hemisphere, which is kind of what we're seeing.
It would have been a planet-wide reset button.
But importantly, mainstream geologists and archaeologists all remain divided on all this
stuff.
Some point to volcanic mechanisms or shifts in ocean currents.
Others counter that volcanism can't forge nanodiamonds and currents can't deposit
extraterrestrial platinum, which is really cool.
I like the idea of, hey man, currents don't get alien silver on earth, okay?
So there's more and more evidence.
We're learning more and more, but the jury is still out.
So beyond just impact, something incredible happened in human culture the moment that
this climate chaos began.
The Younger Dryas.
Gobekli Tepe.
Mentioned that it was built about 11,000 years ago and had multi-ton pillars with stellar
alignments, meaning they're pointed astronomically correctly towards parts of space.
This construction burst onto the Anatolian Plateau before farming had even spread, before
agriculture.
It's so impressive.
In Jericho, megalithic walls were built and throughout the Andes, legend insists that
the Viracocha's bearded teachers appear after a flood, teaching masonry so precise that
a razor blade couldn't enter the joints.
Now, a lot of smart people have just said, hey, it's a coincidence, which that's fine.
That's fine.
I totally understand the coincidence thing.
I do like that.
I think that there's probably a lot more coincidences than we'd like to believe.
But with this specific instance, the acceleration is global and it's very tight in time.
And as we saw in chapter one and chapter two of this video, it kind of mysteriously aligns
with the tales of star beings, flood gods, and other culture heroes.
So, I mean, you know, it's interesting.
A lot of the, thank you for Tara.
Hey buddy.
How you doing?
Thank you to Tara for putting some interesting images.
I love these pictures of these things.
It's very interesting.
So yeah, Younger Dryas, big old flood, something bad happened.
We had that guy we were talking about earlier, John D. Moore.
I forget exactly what his name is.
Talking about all these hundreds of ancient narratives and how they share a lot of the
same DNA, a family, a boat, and a flood.
Hey man, sure.
That could just be some normal stuff.
I guess that could just be people being afraid of floods because it rains and ----.
Counter-argument.
How about engineering schematics?
There are cuneiform tablets that detail the dimensions of an arc in cubits.
There's Assyrian reliefs that show reed boats with displacement math.
That would still be pretty impressive.
I couldn't do that.
And maybe not a, maybe a modern shipwright wouldn't respect it, but I couldn't do it.
And in Mesoamerica, the Popol Vuh doesn't merely say the world flooded.
It actually tracked how survivors preserved maize genetics for replanting, which is crazy.
So we have a big question.
Why does sophisticated agriculture, long range seafaring, and megalithic construction all
conflagrate between 10,800, 2,900 BC and 9,000 BC right on the heels of the Younger Dryas?
Why do you think?
Comment down below.
Or don't.
I'll tell you why I think.
Human ingenuity coincidentally snowballed everywhere during some kind of planetary crisis.
Coincidence.
B, pockets of survivors already possessed relatively advanced know-how and were
forced to deploy it fast because of, you know, the catastrophes.
Option B, by the way, aligns fairly comfortably with the Watcher Covenants of 1 Enoch and the
Anunnaki King lists.
Even the Dogon claim that Nomo arrived to reteach astronomy, not to invent it.
You could also say C, it's just all bullshit.
And who gives a ****?
I don't know why you would want to say that.
That's really boring.
Unlike the giant skeletons, there is quite a bit of physical evidence that we could even
touch.
For example, we have meltwater pulse 1B in which sea levels leapt up to 26 feet in centuries,
which is too fast for ice sheet melt alone, unless there is an external heat source or
some kind of colossal ice damming rupture that is involved.
We have the Hudson Valley crater candidates and LIDAR that has been used to flag elliptical
depressions beneath the now vanished ice dome, which could be possible impact scars.
This is still under review at the Carolina Bays.
There are tens of thousands of oval depressions on the U.S. east coast, which all point northwest
and match ballistic models of ice ejecta from a northern strike zone, which is fascinating.
I did not know about this at all until researching for this video.
So there isn't a single data set that clutches this all together, but there is a scenario
that you could sketch reasonably in your mind and be like, okay, it makes sense.
Sure, there's coincidences.
Maybe it's a mix of all these things.
What do you guys think?
I don't know.
I mean, I'm a smart guy though.
It seems like.
Just kidding.
Plus, I shall say there's a tad bit of evidence in our genetics, our genes.
Geneticists have confirmed a level of bottleneck, a certain bottleneck that mitochondrial lines
nearly vanished.
11 through 12 KYA.
I don't know what that means, or I'm not going to pretend like I know what it means,
but here's some images of it.
Seems really strange that that's something that happened potentially.
And you've got cultural anthropologists in the onset of creation ethics.
That's another thing.
Creation ethics, the, the epic of Gilgamesh.
I always forget the name of that thing.
I love it though.
It's one of my favorite stories.
Okay.
So we just have a lot of questions.
Unfortunately for all this, did a cosmic event flip the Younger Dryas switch potentially
the physical evidence there's some physical evidence, but obviously there's a lot of
healthy skepticism.
I'm a very, very big proponent of healthy skepticism.
Now, if an impact did indeed happen and it everybody up, did it take an earlier higher
culture out or was humanity already primed for a bronze age, big time, mega leap.
Keep messing with this little rat.
Keep moving around.
Sorry.
I don't actually, he's just here with us.
Shut up.
Hey, what's your opinion on the flood theories?
Why do independent societies, oceans apart, preserve technical flood accounts, measurements,
crop lists, star maps, when a simple, you know, story that you just make up because
you're, you're a myth creator.
Why would, and that would, an allegory.
When a simple allegory would do, why is there evidence?
The big time flood left ruins across six continents, new dynasties appear, all claiming descent
from beings who are not exactly human.
Tonight, we're going to be tracing those bloodlines.
We'll start with Mesopotamia.
One of my favorite cultures of all time.
Cuneiform tablets from Eridu and Uruk lists seven sages that crawled from the Persian
Gulf.
They were half fish, half man.
Oannes, the first, something, taught writing and city building to the Mesopotamian people.
Sumerian king lists grant pre-flood monarchs reigns of 28,800 years that were interpreted
by mainstream scholars as symbolic, but the text is explicit.
So did they rule for a really long time?
No, dude.
Why are you watching this?
Cylinder seals show a human flanked by two tall figures holding measuring ropes interpreted
by some archaeologists as a temple blueprint session.
Some people have argued that these guys were genetic engineers, aliens, basically.
There is no citable evidence for that claim.
So moving beyond Mesopotamia, we get to Egypt.
All right.
The Neturu Succession.
Turin King Papyrus records a reign of gods that preceded human pharaohs.
Lifespans.
They're over thousands of years old, of course.
Thoth.
Sure you've heard of him, especially if you like Billy Carson.
He is credited with inventing hieroglyphs and the lunar calendar.
He also has links to surgical texts, which is very interesting.
Ptah is another fella.
Texts from Memphis, not Tennessee, call him a master craftsman or the patron of metallurgists.
So this is, there's a lot of themes here.
And the Abydos King list skips entire dynasties and Egyptologists debate whether the omissions
were political or maybe they were something else, guys.
Round of applause.
Plus, genetic studies of royal mummies show a frequency of R-subclade Y DNA, which is
some people say unusual in modern Egyptians, which the data points are, I mean, they're alien.
I don't know.
It seems like it is kind of there.
This has been very debunked.
So past Egypt, we have Greece, obviously.
Titan family tree.
Hesiod's Theogony listed 12 titans and their children that became Olympians, then demigod
heroes.
We have heroic genealogies of these titans and the descendants and Olympians and Heracles
named 64 descendants that occupied real city-states.
There's like a weird crossover of myth and real life.
There's these linear beat tablets too at Pylos that track land grants to
and there's possible theocratic privileges for being part of the bloodline of aliens
is the idea.
We have India on the Deva gene code.
Rig Veda hymns describe Devas intermarrying with the daughters of men and their offsprings
become rishis and warrior kings.
So you know what that means.
There's the Vamanika Shastra, which is a manuscript that emerged in 1918
with contested authenticity, of course.
And it details craft alloys and pilot diets.
If it's ancient, it implies aliens were absolutely real.
Ancient Aliens, episode 55.
Then you have case system origin myths, which is very interesting and quite a rabbit hole
that I've never even explored for one second before recording this video.
They're kind of functional specializations.
You have Brahmins with knowledge, Kshatriyas with war, Vaishyas with commerce.
It's interesting.
Aliens.
Anyways, on to China.
The Dragon King Mandate.
The Shanghai Xing, which is like the oldest book dealing with geography,
catalogs rulers with serpentine features and very long lifespans.
And Huangdi, the Yellow Emperor, arrives by a chariot of thunder, which is epic.
And texts from the Warning States period treat this literally.
He showed up in a Rolls Royce, a sky one.
And Chinese astronomical records credit him with founding a 365 and a quarter day calendar
that's still accurate today, which is very impressive.
Plus the imperial genealogies claim direct descent from this fella
and the legitimacy of the Dragon Throne hung on it up until 1912.
So there's a lot of context that I'm still leaving out.
This video is still long as ----.
So I apologize.
All right.
But there's it's a quite a rabbit hole.
Then we move to the Americas, the feathered serpents and star people.
The Maya had Chilam Balam, books that say Kakulkan returns after great water.
He bears math and different hybrids of maize to replant.
The Aztec Codex Bourbonicus depicts Quetzalcoatl handing rulers a measuring reed.
You could interpret this as some city grid planning.
Within Hopi oral history, the Kachinas from the stars taught dry farming in the Colorado Plateau.
Then we move to Africa.
Dogon priests described Nomo as being from Sirius.
This is Nomo.
This is Sirius.
It's a ******* star place.
Zulu lore speaks of Chitauri or reptilian overseers that mine red rocks that burns.
I guess that could be copper.
Not totally sure.
And Iron Age furnaces at Mapungubwe suggest sudden metallurgical leap around 900 CE,
which is quite a coincidence.
And by the way, the mainstream idea is that trade is what caused this,
which doesn't make any sense at all.
I credit teachers from the stars.
So we get stories of giants.
We get stories of floods.
We also have stories of hybrid dynasties with elongated reigns,
technological jump starts just after catastrophe.
We have sacred symbols of serpents or fish or reptilian traits, people with scales.
Then we then we have the eventual withdrawal of these people,
leaving priest kings to guard the lore.
Skeptics and idiots call it convergent storytelling.
And I see it as a global curriculum.
I really wanted to say that so bad.
Oh my God.
I've been really wanting to say that for a long time now.
Convergent storytelling?
Nah, a global curriculum.
So yeah, basically a planet can forget.
Culture can forget.
But DNA does not ever forget.
And that to me is probably the most interesting part of all of this.
We have DNA.
We have actual evidence of our genes.
If we ever did interbreed with some sky creature,
then certainly there would be evidence of it.
We could see there is something.
We don't understand a lot of it.
We sequenced the human genome in the 90s.
We don't know ---- about anything.
We don't know ---- about fart.
We don't know dick about balls.
And I'm standing on business about that.
No cap.
So long after the cataclysm of the Younger Dryas,
different cultures began whispering the same promises.
The gods, they f***ed our bitches.
Now they're coming.
They're going to come back.
Cuneiform tablets say the Anunnaki will descend again when the tablets are read.
Egyptian pyramid texts predict the Neteru's return when Sopnet star realigns.
Hindu piranhas schedule the Kalki avatar for the end of Kali Yuga.
Don't know what any of that means, but it's real.
So yeah, I don't really believe any of that.
Especially not the part that they're coming back.
It seems like bullshit.
Seems like bunk.
There's not a lot of evidence.
If there was a lot of evidence,
if there had to be a point of all of this where there is the most interesting evidence,
that would be the evidence found through modern genetics.
98% of our genome was once dismissed as junk.
Okay, not that long ago.
But that junk is biochemically active.
Variants like FOXP2,
which originally lit the fuse on articulate speech about 50,000 years ago,
that can illustrate how one molecular flick can reset an entire species
and send them on a trajectory vastly different, drastically different than they were on.
So one good cucking from an alien sky species could really have set us up massively.
Genes are amazing.
DNA is absolutely amazing.
And epigenetic studies have demonstrated that dormant genes can switch on under stress,
with a new diet, in a new environment.
And telomerase therapies have already extended murine lifespan by nearly a quarter.
By the way, murine.
I don't know if I'm saying it right.
That's what they call lab mice.
Isn't that cool?
So yeah, maybe there is a little bit of ******* ---- in there.
A little dink, a little dink in the DNA.
That little switch you can flip and I'll get 10 feet tall.
I'll grow by 60 cubits and my penis will get really, it will get smaller.
It's too big right now.
It'll get way smaller.
It'll go, and then I'll be like,
I'm going to help you relearn metallurgy and astronomy.
I'm not.
I won't be that guy.
So yeah, interesting.
Okay, creeps into the myth a little bit.
And meanwhile, while all this stuff is going on, we also have the fact that the modern world is
rebuilding capabilities that ancient texts describe as baseline.
Currently, right now, some of the technology that we have, it looks like stuff that we had.
It looks like it.
We don't have any evidence of that at all, but I'm going to pretend like we do.
For example, global fiber circuits emulate Indra's web of communication.
CRISPR kits revisit the Deva's alleged gene work.
Low orbit rockets bring us to the edge of the mana territory.
And optical phthalmic brain computer experiments start to resemble
the heart-to-heart communication instructions that were attributed to Thoth.
Interesting.
We're developing superpowers that people once already had.
So do your own research.
Believe whatever you want to believe.
But I'll tell you what is definitely coming.
The end.
The end seems like it's coming.
Nuclear bombs.
Hot cosmic fire.
I feel it.
I can feel it in my bones.
Not really.
If it did, I don't give a f**k either way.
But these legends celebrate an ascent, but they also talk of a descent.
The Tower of Babel ends in linguistic chaos.
The Mahabhatra's Brahmastra leaves an entire region sterile.
Atlantis drowns under its own hubris.
With the examples of us catching up to the technology of the past,
there is a pattern of technology outrunning wisdom,
and society fracturing with a reset following.
We have ******* AI everywhere, dude.
S**t is so f**ked up right now in the world.
And it just feels like something's gonna happen soon.
But I'm a big nothing ever happens guy.
So yeah, you think a spaceship's about to touch down?
Or is there a neurological cultural shift?
A phase shift, if you will, that will happen very soon.
An incoming collective event that's going to reset everything.
A great reset.
There's a lot of talk about that.
I do want to do a video about the great reset.
I think that'd be really interesting to talk about that as well, guys.
So that's the Nephilim.
That's the myths that connect all ancient humans
and prove that aliens are real, I guess.
No, it doesn't at all.
Most of it's debunkable.
Very, very debunkable.
A lot of this stuff's total bullshit,
but it's not as fun to say that in the beginning.
I like to believe it a little bit when I'm reading it.
I'm like, this is definitely real.
And then I'll read some ******* debunk nonsense.
I want to believe.
There's got to be some value in it.
There is.
I refuse to believe that there's not some value in it.
I will not throw the baby out with the bath water.
We have so many precious babies in the conspiracy world.
So many precious little babies.
And all these smart people are just,
get out of here, baby.
Spilling the bath water everywhere.
So, yeah.
Anyways, I'm full of ----.
I'm an idiot.
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