On today's vlog, Zane can't act and David, Josh and I get a visit from the one and only John Stamos. Turns out Josh has been keeping him from us all this time.
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Hey, Jason, are you hungry?
Hey, sport, you hungry?
Hold on, hold on, we gotta run that back.
Are you hungry?
Let's go.
I knew this was gonna be one of those vids that's gonna take a while.
Scott did his...
Go for it.
I know, because the thing is that when it's so silent, it makes it hard for me to be natural.
Jason, you wanna go get something to eat?
No, man, I can't eat this late.
You wanna get some In-N-Out?
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's go, man.
That was really good.
You fucked it up.
We've been kind of wondering something.
What?
You've been talking about introducing us to John Stamos for months.
I wanna meet him.
I don't ever talk about John Stamos.
Yeah, he's a friend.
But he's not like a friend like we're a friend.
Like, we're...
You said he was really close to you, and we get to meet him.
Did a sitcom with him.
Yes, I did.
You know how people are like, some friends are everyday friends, and other friends are seasons.
It's like, it's autumn.
I see John Stamos in autumn, but now it's summer, and I'm trying to have fun at the beach and not see John.
John's really busy being super famous.
Um, it's just that...
How are you?
Nice to meet you.
You do know these guys.
I think he's bullshitting me.
He's like, I know David, I know Jason.
Are you serious?
I've seen all your stuff.
What?
Are you...
You haven't seen all their stuff.
More his stuff, but...
I mean, of course.
I have this bit where I need like a really big celebrity to be in it, in the bit.
Can you help me out?
You want me to do it?
Yeah.
Really?
I mean, you're the big celebrity, right?
Way bigger celebrity than Josh.
I know.
Here's a question I have for you, all the kids out there.
Why didn't all Josh's fans translate to our show?
All my fans came.
They just were unsure when the show was on.
If I would have had David on, you could have played my son, look at you.
Josh, get out of the way.
And who are you?
I'm your son.
Hi, Dad.
Thank God.
You're so much more handsome than the kid that they wanted me to do it with.
If I had you on that show, it wouldn't have been canceled.
He's my son, you be me.
Hey, who's washing my dishes?
Hey, it's me, John Stamos.
No, did I get it wrong?
You're playing the son.
Okay, why am I not doing the scene with John Stamos?
God, you know, John probably has to go.
Do you have to go, John?
No, I got time for you guys.
How long you got?
Two and a half hours.
Two hours?
Josh only hangs out for like 30 minutes.
Yeah, well, Josh can suck a dick.
Yeah, Stamos, David might be a little happier and bubblier,
because you probably had an easy f***ing life.
Do you see why my show was canceled?
Did David Dobrik lose 110 pounds?
He didn't need to.
It's David's fault that you sat on set eating cheeseburgers for six years.
Jason, what's your deal?
I know you're funny, and I've seen your stand-up.
Did you say what?
Here he goes.
Please everyone, Stamos, they call him.
Maybe if you got into a confrontation with the studio heads of our show,
it'd still be on the air.
You're welcome at my house anytime.
This is the greatest day of my life.
Can I wear some of your clothes when I stay over?
You can wear this now.
F*** you, John.
You kept me from this for three months?
I hope you like body odor on your sweater, John.
If it's from a talented guy, I don't mind.
Write your number down.
You know what? My cell phone's turned off.
Yeah.
Right now.
If you really gave a ---- about me, you get a tattoo of Stamos up here.
Now that we're best friends, and this guy's out of the picture...
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Would you do it?
I would.
You're gonna get Stamos tattooed on those big, stupid lips?
John, I'd do anything for you.
It says penis.
I have one right here that says if you can read this, you're blowing me.
Did you borrow that joke from 1943?
John, how about we just go on a walk and we talk about the future, right?
Okay.
Let's figure it out.
John's Ferrari is a two-seater, so David and I will be the passengers.
I'm just gonna sit on Jason's lap.
Okay.
Oh, and Josh.
Hey.
Could you suck my dick?
Suck it!
Get right on that, John.
Bye.
Bye, Josh.
Have fun with your dick.
Oh, man.
Nothing like putting that fajita right in the tortilla.
Am I right?
Yeah.
Wow.
Wasn't that fun?
That was John Stamos.
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Tweet me, at Jason Nash.
Now I'm gonna do something called the shout-out.
And a shout-out is when I ask one of my fans to retweet the previous episode, and then
I shout them out.
I don't really shout them out.
I don't go to my deck and go, Tina in North Carolina.
I don't do that.
You guys have to kind of pay attention, because this is where it gets tricky.
I actually take the tweet, and I reward the person.
Are we getting all this, Paul?
Oh, right.
I'm holding the camera.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, we're getting it.
I'm the only one who chooses.
It's specifically chosen by me.
And so let's take a look at this week's shout-out.
Let's see who it was.
This week's shout-out goes to Alana.
Jason, to see if reverse psychology works, don't pick me to be the shout-out.
Yes, it worked.
I don't know if you guys know this.
Reverse psychology works on me.
Like when a girl says, I don't like you.
I'm like, okay.
I know what you're trying to say.