DAVID, LIZA & JOSH GIVE YOU A TOUR OF MY BEDROOM!!

Okay, so my kids are going to be around the house a lot, guys, so I have a swear jar here. Hey, what's up, motherfuckers? Hey, I got a swear jar. You don't put money in there. What's a swear jar? A dollar. Can I tell you a story real quick? I was going. I was minding my own ******* business, and I was walking down the street, and I said, what the titties got going on there, that little bitch? And then I started fighting her, and she put up her hand and she called me a ******* asshole. And I'm like, that's not going to faze me, because I ain't no dick. And then I fought her, and I said, get the **** out of my way, you little bitch. And that's it. That was my story. Jesus Christ. ****. Going to hit the sack, man. Yeah, yeah, me too. Should I say goodnight, or should I just go to my room? Say goodnight. I mean, it's not weird. Say goodnight? Yeah. Since we're new roommates, I just want to know, do we say goodnight, or do I just go in my room? I feel like we need closure. I feel like we're grown men. We don't really need to do that. It could just be an issue, you know? If I'm already sleeping, and you're like, goodnight, Scott! You could wake me back up again. Without question. Which is why I brought it up. I'm going to say goodnight to you. You want me to say goodnight? Yeah, that's perfect. I don't want to be left out. No, goodnight to you. I definitely want you to say goodnight to me. And then we say goodnight to each other. And then also, once we get into bed, like, hey, goodnight, I'm in bed. See you later. I wasn't going to bring that up. That's right. I would prefer a text. Just to make sure we're in bed. What do I get? Nothing? But you don't want to be bothered. Okay, how about this? In person goodnight between us. And then a text once we're in bed. Scott, he can just say goodnight to Kristen. I think he's good by himself. That's best, yeah. And you know, if you just want to move your ---- into my room. You mean it? Yeah. That'd be awesome. And make this an activity. Activities, yeah. Yeah, you know, Scott's a real bummer sometimes. Yeah. Oh. **** you guys. Scott, I'm so sorry. Goodnight. Goodnight, Scott. I SAID NOT TO SAY GOODNIGHT TO ME. Oh, Todd at the steal. No matter how good they are, it's just two white guys playing one-on-one. Nick, you're really small, but you're still in the ******* way. Get out of the way. Todd's uniform donated by Justin Bieber. Todd from downtown. There's a whole lot of nothing going on in this game, boys. Oh. Are you alright? Shit. What happened? He's hurt, David. What? He's hurt. Oh, **** you. Todd, you good? What happened? Did you pop it? Did you twist it? Wow. That's the fourth hit if I've ever seen him. I told him I hurt me that I hurt people. Does he need CPR? Stop, stop. I'm David Dobrik. Get your ******* ass back in the game. He's really hurt, Nick. Oh, is he really? Can you get up? I can get up in a second. What happened? I already twisted my knee. I'm sorry. Where? On the lemon? Do I get insurance for your videos? It's still 0-0. And I think that ends the game, folks. Alright, let's go shoot with someone who ******* can stand. Let's go. What are you doing with a gun? You know how easy it is to get one of these? I'm having a Rite Aid now. They have a new section. They don't. Yeah, they do. I got some ice cream, and then I got myself a Glock. Forgot to get the bullets, though, but that's only because I didn't have ten cents. I heard the ice cream's more expensive than the gun. Oh, my God. I actually bought the gun so I could rob the place to get the ice cream for free. Well, what if someone steals the gun from you? Oh, well, then just take out Old Faithful. Yeah, Nordstrom's. Roberto Cavalli. Very stylish. Violence always sells. Denim doesn't always sell. Fine. So what if someone steals both guns? Well, if someone steals both guns, I'm a ******* idiot. Steal one gun, shame on you. Steal both guns, shame on me. So this is my room. Come check it out. Okay. Pretty nice, huh? Oh, yeah, we're moving out. This is nice. It has a really warm feeling because all the junk around here is really insulated. Cozy, I'd say. This is my maid. Hello. Hi. Here for you. I found my payment. Thank you. Anything you find on the floor, we split, even though if it's mine. And this donut, too. I love that you have everything out. Because it's like, I don't need to be bothered with drawers. I need a shirt. Everything's easy to find, and it's constantly there in front of you. This is outstanding. You have this on a slam, so your shirt of choice drops down for you automatically. Are these Tic Tacs? Hold on, let me get one of those. Tastes like childhood. Nope, those aren't Tic Tacs. They're doing clinical trials on people for a new drug. Is this H291? Yeah, it's the bird flu vaccine. No way. Yeah, so I was injected with the bird flu. This is incredible. It depicts the differences in Hollywood. The growing caste system of the rich, and then you have the poor and the broken. Yeah, I would say that's more me over here. And that even though this is broken and not repairable, this can still hang around. With the others. And appear like it's doing something. Mr. Jason? Yes, that one's busted. Can I keep it? Give it to my kids? You've taken a lot of stuff from me today. Thank you, Mr. Jason. You lied, Dan. Okay. What are you, taking your butthole on a vacation? Every single morning. Do you want to take one to your house? No, come on. No, I can't. I can't. Take it. Take them both. I'll take the smaller one. Who's got a minibar by their bed? What? Is this place designed by the Four Seasons? This bed looks comfortable. Are you okay? Okay. Culinary chef master. Wow. Breakfast in bed and dinner ready to get served. After a bad day, sometimes I just put dull cuts into my arm. Mr. Jason, I think your lamp is broken. Look, it doesn't work anymore. It's okay. I'm going to take it. My husband will fix it for you. Are these clothes? Yeah, those are my- Okay. So yeah, that's the tour. And, uh, so you guys want to jerk off together now? Um, yeah. What's the point of having two beds? Am I right? First one to get their dick out isn't gay. Mr. Jason, I cleaned your bathroom, too. You have so many things. That's actually Todd's stuff. Yes. Thank you, Mr. Jason. Okay, bye-bye. What's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. I got a cool message from someone who watches all our videos. Her name is Alex Kiker. She was diagnosed with cancer in January. She's 12 years old. And I just thought it would be really cool if you guys would go and check out her YouTube channel. Sounds like she's doing really good. She's going through different rounds of chemotherapy. So if you get a chance, go over to her YouTube channel and just say hi and wish her well. It really warmed my heart to see that she contacted me and she said that she watches my videos. 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