HUMILIATED BY FANS!!!!

These are appetite control crackers. And I've already eaten two boxes. Guys, no pictures! I don't want... Don't take pictures of me. Liza! Can you tell these guys no pictures of me? Alright, I'll take a picture with you guys. Whenever you're ready. Guys, I said I'm ready to take a picture now. That's bullshit. I will take a picture with you now. It's just weird, that's all. Because I'm usually mobbed. Really? I don't know. It's just one of those days, I guess. No, no problem. Did you have fun? Yeah, it was fun. They were all so sweet. I think I have a different haircut. Everybody's got to leave the mall or the Ebola will break out. I'm sorry, the mall's closing. Mall closes at four today. I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. Hey, what's up guys? We're at the house. That swoop in is not indicative of what you're about to see. That swoop in was like, this is going to be an exciting video. But I'm super tired because I didn't take care of my kids for the last week. Yeah, question? Why'd you invite us over? Because, Ryan, my heart was in the right place. I wanted to make content with you. But by the time you got over here, ten minutes later, I didn't feel so good. I left immediately. I was already in the car. I can't teleport. There was no traffic, didn't hit a single light. I got here in literally ten minutes. Okay, okay, you're right, you're right. So anyways, guys, there's going to be no content today. Maybe you watched my family video yesterday on my second channel, which is probably pretty dumb to start a second channel when you're not making any money with the first channel. So today, I thought what we could do, Ryan, Joe. Say hello, Joe. Actually, I don't want that in there. To create some ideas, we could do a little word association. Okay, uh, I fart, and then Jason shits his pants. Okay, alright. I like where this is going. Is this Saskatchew? Don't stunt the creative process. We need to feel that this is a safe space. I'm not judging, I'm just saying that was a bad idea. Respect Jason's art. This is his art form. Okay, so I ---- my pants. I think it's too gross. Alright, do something else. Alright, uh, breakfast. What do you think of? Okay, Ryan comes in. He's making breakfast. I ---- my pants. What's going on? Dinosaur. Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park sketch, I like it. Dinosaurs, fossils. We should do a sketch where we discover a new dinosaur, and then you ---- your pants or something. I think we got it. Josh, he's eating a bag of lettuce. It's heavy, bro. He's just eating it with his hands, but can you imagine if, like, that kind of took off in Beverly Hills? She went to the housewives. What do you have, arugula? I have romaine. It's like a skinny girl bag of chips. I'll take the salad bag. No croutons. I'm thinking either Doritos or Springbacks. Springbacks. Dirty Donald's restaurant, if you don't label food poisoning, it wasn't good. Why would Scott want to know that? It's just a weird thing to bring up, that's all. I have absolutely no idea. Actually, if you're gonna say anything, just go back to just doing what you're doing. Charlestown, yeah. Did you go to the salad subs? I think it was on, like, Kramer? That's my favorite subs channel. Kramer and Woodwork. What are you doing? What are you talking about? Scott wouldn't go out and buy a bunch of alcohol and invite his best friends over and throw a party so he could sit here and talk to you about subs. So? I have a sub count on YouTube. What do you got? About eight subs. That's a start. I'm not trying to reach for the stars here. Oh, you mean subscribers. Oh my God, subscribers. It's a YouTube house, Brandon. Subs. That means subscribers. I mean, how ******* out of it could one person possibly be? Social media. It's a big deal. In fact, it's how Scott makes his living. It's embarrassing. It's not a problem. He does not need to go. Obviously, you've done something to Scott. Something's going on with Scott. Scott's upset. He doesn't have to go. It's fine. It was good meeting you, man. Hey. You want an apology? You don't have to apologize. You should apologize. You want me to apologize? Not necessarily. That's fine. You don't have to. We can just go. I think it's funny, but he's just doing it. I don't know why. He's like this. He's not even filming. He's just out here for shits and giggles. You literally lost your mind. Do not let me eat. You're going to stop me? I'm going to stop you. Don't let me eat anything. Okay, cool. Now you're going to shake my hand? What are you doing? I said not to let you eat after 8 o'clock. What time is it? It's 11.30. I'm very dishonest of you to start eating after we made a pact that you would not eat. Pinkie swore. Pinkie promised her that you would. Just give me a couple Doritos and I'll go. Give me a couple Doritos. It's fine. I know what I said before out in the living room a couple hours ago. I just need a little thing. You don't get bedtime snacks. We made this deal. No bedtime snacks. You wake up at 5 a.m. Come back in here and have all the Doritos you want. You don't get to eat after 8 p.m. Scott, I'm hungry. My body needs food. Look at where you're trying to go. Humiliating in front of your girlfriend. This isn't about humiliation. This is about making you feel better about yourself. You didn't want to eat after 8 p.m. and I'm not going to ******* let you. You're right. Thank you. Thank you, guys. Kristen, I swear to God I will ******* punch you in the ******* vagina if you don't give me those ******* Doritos. Get it together. You know what it's like after they emboss you around. He controls you. Do you know that? I thought you were a feminist. I thought you were for women's rights, Kristen. You can't break us apart and you can't break the deal that you made. You're not eating. I thought it was 2017, Kristen. I guess not. I guess we're living back in Susan B. Anthony times. Two Doritos. Two. Zero. You're a real piece of work, you know that, Scott? I never ******* liked you. I saw your stupid face. Too far. You're taking it too far. Are you going to starve me? Who's here? I postmated something. Jason? No, no, no. Hello. That's mine. They're fetching the food. Scott, I got you some too, man. Some Oreos. Some Chips Ahoy. You don't need Oreos. Unless you're dying right now. Okay. Alright. It's fine. It's fine. I tried to be nice. I got you guys some Postmates. I got you some stuff. Thank you. You can help yourself after 6 a.m. in the morning. You know what? You guys are good friends. Come here. Don't you move, Scott! Jason, that's a wooden spoon. What are you going to do with a wooden spoon? I'm going to spoon the ---- out of her. Don't you ******* spoon my girlfriend. I don't trust you. I need a ******* cookie, Scott. Give me the Chips Ahoy. Give me the Chips Ahoy! Jason, it's late. Remember? Remember it's late? Remember we have neighbors? You're not supposed to be eating right now. I'm going to give you a cookie. And you're going to let it go. Put the Chips Ahoy on the floor. Back off, Scott! Back off! I'm going to put your butt against the window. Turn around. Why? Just turn around and let it go. Are you ******* happy, Jason? No. I'm not ******* happy. I can't believe you ******* let me do that! Rise into the street. Light me up that cigarette. And I strap shoes on my feet. I got to find a reason. Reason things went wrong. I got to find a reason Why my money's all gone. And I got a Dalmatian. And I can still get high. And I can play the guitar Like a mother and Ryan. Yeah. You know why? Because I'm a guitar! Bet, bet, bet, wife is Too short to learn. You got to let her bite. Get right over. Or you might get shot. Never stop. No static. I just get it off my chest. Never have to battle with no prudent proof. Take a small example. Take a tip from me, babe. Take it all. Your money. Give it up to charity. It loves what I got. It's in with my reach and the sublime style. Steal straight from Long Beach. Bet it comes back to you. You finally get what you deserve. Try and get it back. You're bound to get served. Love's what I got. Don't start a riot. You'll feel it when the dance gets hot. Love is It's what I got. I don't cry When my dog runs away. I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay. I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot. If the bottle goes right to the rock. If my head is all the same. Delivering Louis dogs is the only way to stay sane. Let the loving, let the loving come back to me. Love is It's what I got. I said remember that. Love is It's what I got. I said remember that. Love is It's what I got. I said remember that. Love is It's what I got. I got, I got, I got. That was pretty good. Needs work. Are you going to post this? Maybe. We'll see you later then. Okay now. This is a new house that I live in. With new friends. And you come in here and you embarrass me. By chatting Scott's ear off. About subs. See? Look, he's bored. What's up everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash. Thank you so much for watching this channel. I'm really sick right now. Because I was partying all weekend with my kids. Power Rangers, kickball, basketball. Some of you saw our epic basketball game on Snapchat. So yeah, that's what happens man. Can't burn it at both ends bro. A couple things to talk to you about. Shoutout this week is a nice person. Who, well. I think she played a little dirty. It's Becky. Here's a picture of my dog. Can I please be this week's shoutout? Wow, I didn't know you'd stoop that low Becky. That is, I cannot resist a dog like this. Look at this Labrador. So cute. And not only cute, but the dog has his head rested on Christmas presents. Like, hey, did I get anything? So Becky, that's a dirty move. But I respect it. And you are the shoutout. One other thing to talk about. There's a second channel that's happening. I love you guys so much. Been subscribing to it. I think we had 1,700 subscribers over the weekend, which is awesome. I have two videos up there right now. Link in the description. Go over there and check out some of the videos. We'll have videos every Sunday with just me, Wyatt, and Charlie. So I just really appreciate it. And I love you guys. And I will see you on Wednesday with a new video. Okay, bye. We found a new species of dinosaur! Oh, I think I ---- my pants.