THE TRUTH ABOUT MY AGE!!!

Here's what I'm going to do in New York. I'm going to go running. I'm going to give my nephew his phone. He left his phone. Ready? He left his phone here, so I'm going to bring his phone there. Surprise him. How much are you charging? He's giving me an Instagram shout out. How much does your nephew have on Instagram? 145. Thousand? No, just 145. Oh, so more than you? Okay, we're late. David didn't make it. It's a 10-15 flight. He thought it was a 10-30 flight. Go, go, go. Someone's loose. Liza's loose. Terminal 3. Just want to follow the sidewalk around. Huh? Yeah, I got time. I can shoot. We have no time to get on this flight. And I'm running. From Terminal 6 to Terminal 3. I can't ******* make it. Liza can't hit me with the taser. And I flipped over on the couch. I'll take my bag. Just give it to me. I'm going. David, take the walkway. Oh, no. Sorry. Arigato. I guess I speak Japanese, but I remembered it. I recalled it from my subconscious. Do you see what happens when you get out of your element? I used to be in shape before I started YouTube. But it's ironic that I'm going to do something for YouTube. Now, it's funny that way, gang. Something will always be there right in the ass. Alex, tell them who you are and that we need to go to the front of the line. But when you tell them who you are, say you're Jake Paul. I have a 10-15 flight. Is there any way I can go? Go to there? Damn, old white privilege didn't work. Hi, I'm white. Yes, I'm white. We see that, sir. I know, but I'm white. You guys want anything? No. Good morning. How are you? What time is your tickle session? What time are you down to do it? Please recognize me. Any of you, please recognize me. Please recognize me. You guys watching the vlog? I'm just getting a little editing done real quick. What is this? Oh, a Josh bit. Let's see. I'll start from the top. I mean, I didn't edit it fully yet. Jason was a great guy and a really good dad. Man, it just sucks. Yeah, I know. I have to make these cuts a little tighter. I know. What is this? It's your eulogy. What do you mean? A eulogy is a video that's played at someone's funeral. I know what a ******* eulogy is, guys. I need a color corrected. I did say that, so if you're going to get mad about the color, don't yell at me for that. I'm not dead, guys. Why would you make a eulogy of me? We just figured we'd be prepared for the inevitable. You're making this in hopes that I die? Not in hopes. In expectation. Guys, I'm not dead. Listen, here's the thing, dipshit. I have a vlog. There's going to be a day where you drop dead, and I or Josh, Josh does a lot of auditions also, we won't have a lot of time to prepare this for you. I think that's a good frame. I don't even know if we'll be able to make it to your funeral, honestly. It'll probably be in an annoying time of day. There's no good graveyards around here. They're far. So it's like, we're going to represent you via video. As far as I'll go, it's a Skype conference. This could be a good thing for me. Yeah, watch the rest. I don't think David or any of us could have known that he would fall over the balcony like that and die. Okay, wait a minute, turn it off. Fall over the balcony? What are you planning? What does that mean? We're not planning, but you've come so close so many times, we just assumed that's how it would happen. Well, there's a low railing out there. And you've got a really high center of gravity. I do. All those burritos I eat. There's more, Jason. No one could have known that Jason would overdose on cocaine. Wait a minute, on cocaine? We're covering our bases. It's up to you, really. Whose vlog is this for? Josh's or David's? Oh, no one would want to watch this. This is actually going to be on Dirty Dom's clean channel. Oh, he has a clean channel? Well, it's for his mom. Guys, I don't know. This is really ominous. It gets better. No one could have known that Jason's own kids were going to poison him. Okay, alright, that's enough. That one you don't need. You know what I hate the most? Is the way Josh just stood up there. All ******* sweet and actor-y. Gave that great, perfect delivery that he's been trained to do since he was nine years old. People are going to actually think that you ******* cared about me. I do care about you, Jason. And if you didn't do this whole attack, attack, attack everyone who loves you, maybe you won't eventually get shot in the face. We should add that, too. Just watch the ending. You'll like it. Boom. That's when people know when you passed away. I wasn't born in 1876. Oh, come on, David. What's up, guys? I'm in New York for a Samsung thing. I'm super excited to be in New York and I just thought, oh, what am I going to do for a video on Wednesday? I added a bunch of stuff on the plane. I don't even know if I'm going to use this, but I thought I would take this time to tell you more about myself and who I am. I love being in New York because you can just walk around like a crazy person and talk to a camera and people think that it's fine. I am 43 years old. I'm divorced. I have two kids. I do YouTube for a living now, sort of. I used to do Vine. Before that, I was a stand-up comedian. I'm from Boston. I'm 43 years old and I hang out with 20-year-olds. It's odd. But I love to make stuff and those guys like to make stuff, and so it's sort of a trade-off, but that's not to say I don't really, really like all those guys who I get to work with and hang out with. The thing about having these friends is that you're friends, but you're also making stuff. When I was married, I wasn't happy because I had to do a lot of grown-up things. Go to dinner parties and talk about people's kids. I was always kind of sitting at different parties, not talking to anyone. That wasn't their fault. It was just my fault. I just wasn't interested in what they were talking about and I didn't have anything to add to the conversation. I really just wanted to be out there creating and doing it, but like all things, the grass is always greener. The thing I wanted to say is that you know, I live with a bunch of guys and I'm in my 40s and when I moved in the first day, I was like, oh my god. I was like, I'm that guy. I'm that 40-year-old guy who is still hanging out with kids. Then it ended up being so much fun and I was living alone before that and I was like, you know what, I don't like living alone. I like living with people. This is fun. This is great. I guess the point of my story is don't try to don't do what you're supposed to do. What up, dawg? Let's just get out of the way. Take a picture, of course. Oh my god. I'm Jason. I know who you are. How's New York? Awesome. What is that, a camel crush? Say hi to Peter, please. Peter! Yo, I love you, man. I love you, too. What's your name? Albert. Stay real. Did I just say stay real to that guy? I ******* don't even know who I am. You're just old and you're just out of it. David gives me a lot of ---- and I get annoyed but then he's ******* right. Where did you find that depressing song? It's in the Creator Studio. Oh, is it really? I think that the vlog's very chaotic. There's a lot of yelling and stuff. I feel like you could go out on something. I guess I like to be depressed. You don't get like that? Depressed? I'm always happy. I love my boyfriend and my job. Everything's just great. What about you, Jason? Are you happy? You're not happy, Jason? You should try being happy like me. I'm always happy, Jason. Your eyes are tearing up. Are they? I'm probably thinking about all the happy memories I have with my boyfriend and him putting animals on my body. Yeah, just loving life every minute. Every minute. Every second of every day, Jason. What's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash. Instagram at Jason Nash. We're in the hotel. Everyone's asleep. Please go check out my family channel. It's in the description. It's been really great. I'll have a new video there on Sunday that I'm working on. Excuse me. I'm doing an outro. Sorry. Now, when I agreed to share this room with you, I told you that I do YouTube. Some boyfriend out like a light. Beefcake.