EMOTIONAL REUNION WITH TODD!!!

Why didn't you say goodbye? I mean, you didn't tell me you were leaving, so I thought maybe we weren't leaving. I mean, it's not like you leave all that often, it's not that hard to say goodbye. I'm here, you could just say, bye Scott! Say goodbye, that's all I'm asking. Like at the end of your vlogs, you say goodbye at the end of them, right? You do a little outro? Yeah man, you didn't tell me. I didn't think I had to, I thought it was common sense. Say goodbye. Okay, okay, goodbye. Okay, goodbye. Alright. When are you going to be back? I don't know. Hey! My man! That was so much fun. Came back with a beard. It looks fun. I'm good Dan, welcome back. Dude, it was so cool there. Was it? Queenstown? I would move there. Really? Oh, it's beautiful. I was thinking about not even coming back. Really? Yeah, we actually looked at property in Queenstown. Really? Just leave your life? Mhm. And just leave everything you have here behind? Yeah. Wow. I would leave everything. You would just leave me? I could never leave you. I miss you so much. I cried every night in the RV and people heard me whimpering but I didn't care. I cried every day, all day, and all night, and all the time because I missed you so much. I didn't think of any other friends except you. You're the only person that means anything to me. I built a Todd doll out of Jason's body pillow because I wanted to cuddle you every night and you weren't here. But Todd, I thought you said you were going to move to New Zealand. I thought about it but seeing his eyes twinkle with joy at me coming home, it made me realize Something. Hey Zane, can you help my dad grow a little bit on YouTube? It's hard to help people grow when they can't even help themselves, you know? You know? He needs to better himself before other people can better him. Hey, I'm just a girl trying to eat over here. Charlie, Charlie, don't give me those sad eyes. Don't play that card on me, please. Be Zane, please. Oh, hey. Hey guys, make sure to check out Jason Nash's channel. Charlie, is there anything else I need to do? Can you shop me out too? I'm going to need my own channel so we don't all starve. Hey guys, make sure to follow, make sure to follow Charlie's channel. What's up, Jason? Are you ready for this drama? Total drama, our house. What's going on? We're just angry at each other. Every morning, dude, we're trying to get up and go to the gym together. Whoa! No! Come on, bro. Did you see Jason's trying to vlog in here and you're not even polite enough to turn on a ******* light? See? The moment he comes back, trouble. Trouble again. I am tired. I'll tell you, I'm ******* tired. What are you tired of? He just got back and you're already fighting. That's what I said. It's been six hours. He keeps talking about New Zealand. Get over it. Get it, you want to get over it. I knew I was on vacation, that's why I'm really tired. I've become a jet lag. Back to reality, homie. Pre-workout. Muscle explosion. You're looking a little skinny since you've been gone. Thanks. Ooh. He's been out enjoying life. I know. I was living. Instead of drinking all day, I was living. Ooh. Corona light, more like corona ******* bitch. Ooh. I can't even tell if you're trying to insult the corona or if you're trying to insult me, because you're that dumb that you might just start insulting a corona out of nowhere. Ooh. Well, you're probably that dumb that you'd think I would insult the corona out of nowhere for no reason, because I'd rather insult you instead of a ******* beer. I missed that one. What was that? Is that David, kid? Is he still coming around? Unfortunately. Oh, so he's still alive. Yeah. Is Liza still pretty popular? Yeah. Really, really popular. Does Alex, sir, still hate the world? Yeah. It's like you can't go somewhere for ten days and just forget that everyone here is still your friend. Somebody's jealous that they didn't go across the world, I think. Southern hemisphere, bitch. Well, next time I go somewhere exotic, I'm not going to invite you. And me and Jason are going to have a great time sailing around the world, going to cool-ass places. Not just New Zealand. Ibiza. Yeah. But how will we get girls in Ibiza without Todd? We're going to have a muscle explosion. Oh, okay. So this will replace Todd. We just bring this? We just bring the muscle explosion. Why don't we just bring this muscle explosion? Because we're teaching him a lesson for going somewhere without us. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm kind of over it. I think he should just come. I can't get your real opinion because you exaggerate everything. You'll see that balloon and be like, that's a really good helium balloon. There's no in-between. You can't be like, that's good, but we should get a better one, right? I know exactly what you're saying. He does that constantly. What? You just walked in and you're like, you're just so positive, Jason. You walked in from the pool and you're like, that pool is insane. As if you just took a bath in God's piss. Like, it's not, this isn't some crazy pool we have outside. And you make it sound like it's hot ----. And that's why, like, when I ask for your actual opinion, I feel like it's not, like, an actual opinion because I feel like you're over-exaggerating. That's ridiculous. I happen to ******* enjoy life a little bit, you goddamn piece of ----. I'm sorry we don't all have Teslas to ride around in. The rest of us have to let little things make us happy. You can like the pool, but don't walk in like you just, like, saw the best pool of your life. Because then when you do see the best pool of your life, I'm not going to know that you just saw it. Did I say it was the best pool of my life? Did I say that? No, but you, and Scott, you understand, right? I understand, but I'm putting it in other perspectives as well. Like, when I do, like, a bit with you or something, you're like, oh, you did great. You did a great job. I'm like, did I really, though? Yeah. I never know. Well, that's your problem. You always think you don't do a good enough job. Don't project your problems onto others. Shut the **** up, David. You always do that. That's your problem. You don't have enough confidence you're performing. You're always like, let me do it again. I'm like, no, it was great. So you think I have a problem? We were talking about your problem. Yeah, well, we'll find something about Zane next. Look, I'm just, let me eat, please. Like, I don't want to be a part of this. Dan, that looks amazing. Those are like the best mashed potatoes Jason's ever seen. You look like the biggest dick I've ever seen in my entire life. Man, I can sign with you on that one. You can give him a mansion, like a free mansion, and be like, there's only two pools in here. Exactly. Nothing's good enough for you. I love this place. Nothing. This pool's only six feet deep. You do check the happiness out of everything. It's hard to do, you know, things like that when you have a Tesla that drives itself. He's just on things people give him. You are? Yeah, like the ******* orange. I bought two different oranges. He *******, Zane, I bought like two different kinds of oranges. I'm peeling it. He ******* puts his hand, while the skin is still on it, like, ugh. That was fucked up. I'll admit that that was fucked up. Okay, and then. That's one thing I fucked up on. I should have been more polite about it. That's why he closed the P.O. box, because the family he was getting was just like not up to the standard. Not good enough. Not good enough? He's sending me these ******* nice letters. Why does he have a ******* present? Yeah, they're all liars, David. They're all lying to you, and they say they love you, because they're so positive, like me. You know it. I don't. I don't know what you mean at all. I think you're batshit. I think you're out of your ******* mind, evil. We literally talked about this with you and Josh, how you're like overly nice, and you're overly nice about people and about certain things. And what did we deduce? You said. That you're ******* crazy. No. You said in that video, I have it on video, that you're like, it's actually an endearing thing that Jason does. He actually is being genuine. It just takes a minute for people to realize that. It's endearing when you don't live, like when you're not living with you constantly. If you came to me and you were like, that's a great poem. I'm like, wow, he really digs that pool. But after I hear you say that about the eggnog, about a carton of milk, then I understand that it's just a facade and it's bullshit. You know what I mean? It's not a facade, David. I appreciate the little things in life. Maybe because I'm older. When you get older, little things are *******, they mean a lot. I do. So I am. I am a hundred percent a proponent of like, I support little things being great, but not every little thing can be great. I walked in, I had a nice *******, you just have to ******* ruin everything that much, David. Sorry, Jason, when you walked in and you said your line, you're like, you were like, oh, that pool is so amazing. I sat here for like 10 seconds. I'm like, do I want to get into this? And then I was like, okay, I need to, I need to say something. So then I spoke up. You go to a hotel pool. You're saying it's not my point. Your point is I think it's the best pool in the world. And I think it's amazing. Now, what I mean is we live here and it was great, but also we live here in this house and we get to swim in that pool, which is ******* like an amazing, like, I can't believe it's right here. So it is amazing. Yes, yes. Then Scott made a fresh pot of coffee. What did you say about that? That was the second thing I said. I'll admit, I did say two things. I said, I said, I said, Scott, I said, this is a good, good cup of Joe Scott. Like you see, like that's such a little comment and it's great to Scott, but like it's great to Scott. What about the rest of you? Like the day, the day he actually makes the best cup of coffee. I didn't say it was the best. Is it going to mean anything to him? This is all about the day I complimented your vlog and Todd's vlog about an hour apart. And he was so pissed off because he thinks he's that much better than Todd. He was so pissed. He was literally like, what the ****, Jason? He's like, how can my vlog be good if Todd's was good? You text me great vlog. How many times Scott does, does Jason text you great vlog? Remember? All right. There is something truly magnificent about being sad. And that is that everyone can be sad. Some people are sad. Sometimes other people are sad all the time. And this is just a song about being sad. Whoop-de-doo. Let's get to it. I've got a problem. I'm always so sad. The littlest things get me pissed off or mad. My life's pretty good. No, I don't have it bad. So it's hard to explain all these feelings I have. I'm just a baby. I think that explains it. I burned up my toes. Got so sad that I fainted. I played a great.