WE'VE GOT PUPPY PROBLEMS!!

I've been sticking a lot lately. I can't have you in my vlog anymore. Why? I mean, I've been helping you out But I gotta start thinking about myself. I'll take myself out of the room and I'll just leave. That'd be best. Okay. Yeah, that was a mistake Go to the gym. What's she gonna do? Maybe she'll pee on the floor. So what? Go clean up in your home. I will clean it up. I'm a father. The thing is for the training, if she pees on the floor You're supposed to pick her up and put her on her pad or take her outside so she knows not to pee on the floor. Go play, go play at the gym. Come here, Linky. Oh just my hand That's a real incubator right there. And then a toy fly on there. She bites you? Did that really hurt? Yeah. No. I mean, don't bite, but bite Jason. Oh, yeah. Sharp. She's gonna be a badass. She's teething right now. Oh, look at this. She's growing her teeth in. Oh my god, Scott's gonna blow up in this dog. The dog will be good for everyone. I'll take care of her and everyone else can take pictures with it. No, I want to help out. You know what I'll do? I will walk her. She can't walk until she's four months old. That's right. What do you think she's thinking right now? Rope. Some reporter asked the rapper, like, How do you keep your pants up on stage? And he's like, But you've been in the house 20 hours. No, like 72. Three full days. And how come you can't leave? I can't leave because no one else has been around. You've been gone. I've been gone a week or two. He came home and he's like, Hey, Scott, I'm gonna go out drinking with Zayn and Heath. Yeah, sorry, you have to stay here with the dog. And then he left. And then he called me like 11pm and was like, Hey, Scott. He was all drunk. He's like, Dude, I just have to tell you. You know my manager? You know him, right? He got me a table at this place. You want to come? And I was like, Yeah, maybe I'll come to. Because if I said no, he was in that stage. He's like, What's going on? Do you remember calling me? That's awesome. And then why can't you just leave for a couple hours? Just put her in the cage. If I put her in a cage, then she whines and barks. Which is fine. She also has a really weak bladder. Puppies can only control their bladder one hour per month of their life. So if I leave her in her cage, then she'll refrain from pooping and peeing as long as she can and then she'll go in her cage. You can't let her learn to pee and poop in her cage. Right. Well, Scott, I have two children. Yes. Todd has no excuse. Your manager got you a table at Liaison? Delilah. So all the people were coming up trying to get a piece? There were so many cool people at Delilah. Next year, I wish she stayed this size so I could go to the clubs. All right, guys. Let's set this up. Live podcast. We're on our way. It's Sunday, 11 o'clock. We've got Jack, our manager, and my favorite client. Jack's coming down to make sure everything runs smoothly because he wants to make this a million dollar business. Jack, I see your shoes. You like them? Oh. Of all people to have a no-shoes rule. But I get it. It's a nice house. We love you guys. I don't know what to say. I guess that's enough. Jack, what do you think? Are we on our way? Jack, what happened with the $80,000 deal? Let's update everybody. Yeah, I made a vlog out of it, too. You did? Yeah. It really was awesome talking about it, wasn't it? Yeah, I wouldn't tell David how much it was. But he obviously cried that out. Well, he refused to do anything that day unless I told him. Dude, I have to know. Jason, you don't understand. I can't. How's that teen choice outfit? Let's see. This isn't it. I think I'm going to wear a button-down. Oh, okay. You're going to bring it with? Do you think I'll make it in time to get a haircut? No. Let's do this. Let's party. We're going to go now. We'll see you, Jason. We'll see you, David. Good luck. I climbed Mount Everest once with my friends. You did? Yeah. Did you really? I'm kidding. Let's say, like, Patagonia, and this is a funny thing, right? Let's say Patagonia reaches out to David or you, Jason, and they said, we're going to each give you half a million dollars to vlog and actually train to climb Everest. Would you do it, or are you just too dangerous for you? I'd probably do it. You would, right? I would bet David would do it. Would you do it? It is dangerous. It's like it's brutal. But I'm not an athletic guy that's going to survive that. We train. You sound Slovak right now. We train. We train for a long time, and we get half a million. Then we give it to the town. Then build giant statue of both of us. Okay, guys. He's going to try a bunch, and you tell him which one you like, okay? What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. I like that. Another option. What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. No. What's up, guys? Welcome to Views. I like that one. What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. It's going to be great. We're going to kill it. All you have to do is just say, I have stage fright. Toddy's here, and people are going to be like, ah! Come on, baby. Let's do it. I love you so much. Okay, okay. We got it. Seriously, can you carry me through the whole thing, David? What's up, guys? You're listening to the podcast On Air with Joe Rogan. Damn it. Did you see the Jamie Foxx interview on Joe Rogan? No. Oh, you saw it? Oh, my God. It was so good. It's about what? It's about parties and stuff? Yeah. He's like, I had a party and Pharrell showed up when he was no one. Hey, you know where the men's cologne is? Cool. I'll have a great time sampling these. There's for the Italians? Wait, that's actually the one I was looking at. Is that the one I have at home? I don't know what you wear. You've never smelled me? I smell you, but I don't know what the brand is. You smell good. I buy one, it's desperation. What are you doing? You're going to give donuts to the crowd? No, it's just going to be to fire myself up. Hey, what up? What up? What up? What up? Yeah, yeah. Of course. Of course. Oh, my God. It's go time. Oh, I get my nieces and nephews to watch the family vlog and all day they'll be like, it's a family vlog. All day, just belching it. Oh, my God, I love that. Half hour until the show. 20 minutes. I don't know if the light picked up. Guys, this is it. First live show. If it goes well, we can do more. If it doesn't go well, I quit the business. Hi, I'm Jason Nash. Hi, what's up, dude? Yeah. Hey, Johnny, how you doing? Hey, what's up, guys? Let's do this. The chairs look great. Don't they? That was a big thing. We can't have them on stilts up there. We have to be comfortable. It's all hitting him. I don't want to do it, dude. The second I come out, I don't want it to be already the podcast. Jason, come on. I don't want it to I don't want the show to be the second we come out. What's up, guys? Someone will be like, okay, we're starting the podcast. Let's do it, and I just maybe signal someone to record. I don't want to be like, what's up, guys? I don't want that. I just want it to feel like a normal podcast. Is there people still outside lining up? There's VIP sitting in a different region crying in front. These people right here, these are all VIP right up here. Oh, my God. Since 6 a.m.? Call of Duty wanted to be a YouTuber. I think that's kind of a nice way to do it. Death penalty we don't need. We've done that. I'm nervous. It's going to be great. They're going to be crazy. It's just like VidCon. How is it? It's a little tight. I'm a fat guy. That's the XL if you want to try it. You want one, too? Take the XL. Take it off. I want you guys to definitely, like Jason, at some point say, guys, thanks again. It's our first one. Ready? Do not go in there. Oh, my God. Simmer down, won't you love? I'm taking one for the team. We taking shots in the slob. You don't know where we can end up. Need a bar, raise the bar for you. Don't you come around. Play games. What's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash. Today's shout out is Emily. Thank you so much for watching. This is Joe, my good friend. Joe, what are you doing? Some dog's been pooping on my lawn. I figured I'd take that poop and bring it over here. Why not just put it in the trash, Joe? I figured I could help you out. It's like fertilizer. Check out Joe's channel. He's really funny. I'll link in the description. He's got some really good ideas about fertilizing. You're saying you're helping. I should be charging you for the service. Let me give you some money.