VOCÊ VAI RIR MUITO Compilado Papagaios Engraçados 2026 2

This is the police we just want to talk How many of you are there We're two Then talk between yourselves Where are you going Tim Who's Tim Doesn't matter If anyone has objections to this marriage let them speak now or forever hold their peace I lost 10 kilograms in a month Congratulations and how did you do it I forgot where I put my dentures Zé what's the secret to not having a bad day at work Just don't go to work damn it Two tickets please For Romeo and Juliet No for me and my wife And why I'm seeing black spots in front of me Where are you going Blondie Noé's block Noé's block Noé's share I'm sleeping I need to wake up soon The wall is there to hold the house and the belly in What's going on here Zé I'm really mad—someone broke into my house yesterday looking for money Did you see And what did you do I helped him look just in case we find it Blondie when I die will you cry a lot at my funeral Of course you know I cry over the smallest things Who ate the piece of cake sitting on top of the table It wasn't me it was the dog All his fault You really have no sense at all do you Zé Sir do you have a ticket The ticket is great sir How's the diet going Zé I'm on the moon diet And how does it work I eat everything except the moon Oh that's a good one Zé if you had to save one person from a jaguar—your wife or your mother-in-law—who would you save Save the lion that deserves to stand between two snakes My left leg hurts terribly That's just old age my friend That can't be right the right leg is the same age and doesn't hurt at all Huh What If you sneeze this button kills someone Grab the bigger one sweetie We know the zipper is crying for help Grandpa did you leave something for me in your will I did my son I left you the lesson of learning to work and stop asking me for money You got money or do I shoot Shoot now son With the pension I get the bullet costs more than my bank balance Is a woman angel Lucky you—mine's still alive Why did you stop the car in the middle of the avenue Hey didn’t you turn on the siren I didn’t turn anything on Health I feel like a newborn toothless hairless and I think I just wet my pants I'm scared Lego it's already the tenth time it's crashed from the password Enter the birth date of the route so I don't forget Shut up Zé You know what I do with all that nonsense Behind me Really And what are they The electricity the water and the phone bill And the consultation 300 reais And the follow-up Return is free So it's settled I'll come back on the day of return There's bad news and worse news Give me the bad news first You only have 24 hours left to live My God and what's the worst part I've been trying to call you since yesterday Did you drink You reek of strong cachaça Not me officer I swear to God Yes he did He took three doses and still wanted a fourth Shut up you damn fool Sir you're under arrest for driving drunk Yes take him away And grab the stock in the trunk too How do I get to the other side of the street Just cross obviously Funny I was just there and they told me the other side was here It was the same