NIGHT OF THE FLYING SQUIRREL

Scott, we're leaving. Alright, come on Louie, you ever got a squirrel to catch? Okay. Hey, okay, I'm coming. I'm waiting for you. Alright, let's go. We're off to get a flying squirrel. Never thought I'd say those words. And it's gonna take two hours, we're going at 520. So David can make it for his vlog tomorrow. And we don't even know if she has it. You never got a video. Yeah, she never told me she's had it. She took three days to respond to my email. Yeah, so the reason I'm getting this is because Gabby told me if there's one pet she ever wants, it's a flying squirrel. And if I get it for her, she'll 100% keep it. This traffic sucks, dude. If I had a motorcycle, I'd weave right in and out and pick up the squirrel and be out of there. How would you get the squirrel back? What do you mean, how would I get the squirrel back? You couldn't carry it in the cage on the motorcycle. Well, I'd get him in the cage when we got back and he'd just fly right next to me on the way back. I mean, I'm guessing he has some common sense. I'm not picking up a dumb squirrel. What would you do if he was flying alongside you? I mean, he'd see me and he'd smell me, I'm his friend. You're picturing you both with goggles? Yeah, he's gonna wear goggles. I don't want something to fly in his eyes. You both have my helmet. And when he gets tired, he can just land right back on my shoulder. See, I'll be coming off this bridge right here and it comes off right onto the highway, but he'll take a shortcut and he'll jump directly off the bridge and already be down there waiting for me. Could someone please make a drawing of Dave and the flying squirrel? That would be pretty cool. An hour? Yeah. Still? Yeah, I missed a couple of shits. How'd you feel about stopping to get an old snack-a-dack for your old dad over here? No, I'm gonna get a snack when we're there too and you better book it, because I'm leaving without you. I came with you, I drove with you. I paid for the gas. Once Chester is in the car, we're leaving. Is that his name? Yeah. Chester? That is a good name for a flying squirrel. If you should be able to find it, I'll tell you once you hear it, just text me and I will meet you, okay? Okay, cool. Okay. I'll text you the email address. Okay, there's like a million sides, what side? Oh yeah, what side is it on? I'll text you, one second. Okay, okay, bye. If she doesn't exist, I'm gonna be ******* pissed. Jason, I'm just confused because it's literally as easy as just walking out and sending me your address. Dude, there's something fishy about this. I agree, there's something really fishy about it. I mean, you know, this is expected with someone who owns a flying squirrel. It might not be all there. Dude, Jason. What? She hasn't sent me anything. Dude, she's, okay, it's been a while, all right? Tell her we're at the market, meet us there because I'm gonna get a sandwich and I'll buy you a- No, no, we don't have time. Yeah, we do have time or I'll just get chips. Okay, go get chips. She's just on different time. You know, you operate at a really fast pace. Most people don't operate like that. There she is, she's right there. Where? Is that her? No, she doesn't have a car. Oh, she doesn't have a car? She's walking around with a thing in the cage. Oh, you didn't tell me that. That's why I don't buy this. Dude, this is unreal. Yo, you're being impatient. This is how the weight's gonna come off of me. Hummus and carrots, the key snack to losing weight. Flying squirrel? What's wrong with this woman? It's stressing me out, dude, I'm scared. People, they don't function necessarily the same way you do. I understand that, but can you give me directions? Your expectations for people are too high. Jason, I asked where she is, she gave me a neighborhood. It's like me going, I'm in Hollywood, come find me, text me when you're here. We'll put him right back here. I'll put the seats down, he'll be fine. David, no, you're not driving with a squirrel on your lap. He is my squirrel. You're not gonna, David. Dude, then take him and put him on your lap. I don't want him on my lap. Why? Drive for an hour. Stinks. No, he smells good. No, he doesn't. You smell that? Smells good, smells like home. Yeah, he likes apples. You like that, don't you? Oh, look, he's looking at me. Hi, buddy. Pay attention to the road. Look at him, he's so adorable. He's so adorable. Okay, well, we're driving back now. We have Mojave, Mojave's his name. He's adorable. He's a little too much energy right now. He sleeps during the day, and right now it's 7.43, which is bright and early in the morning, so he's got a lot of energy. How cool would it be if you brought in Mojave to the party, and then you look across the room. That's another one. And on Jaden Smith's shoulder is also a flying squirrel. And that's how you two meet. Oh, this is a spot. I think we valet the car and we bring Mojave in with us. Great conversation piece. Thank you, what's in there? A Google Home Mini. Oh, my God. It's really cool, man. I've got one at home, it's great. And it links to all your devices, so you'll love it. I thought we were getting donuts. Wait until it's dark, and then we'll have him bring it in in about five minutes. Are you kidding me? I just want you to know that this wasn't my idea at all. David's now paying me weekly. You know when Jason talks like that, it's not bad. Oh, true. All right, we good, put it on. You're good, put your arms to your side. Put your arms to your side. I'm opening my eyes. No, no, no, no. I'm opening my eyes. You can't, you can't, you can't. You can't, not yet, okay? It's on you. Please get it off, please get it off, please get it off. It's a flying squirrel. Are you serious? I didn't get a chance to call it. That is the coolest thing. Boom, boom. Oh, my God. Oh, this is the first time I've seen it in action. That looks just like you. He loves it here. Oh, my God. Can I keep him? No, he's a little, he has to fly back tomorrow. He's for Gabby's. Wait, he's for Gabby's? There he is. Oh! You're the gaffer for today's shoot. How is he hanging onto a marble table? I know. It's like one of the dog bites. Oh! Don't freak out, don't freak out. Oh! Oh, my God. It went right on top of me. Oh! It's my own medicine. I deserve this. Yeah. No, he likes you. Now you're that guy at the party that everyone's like, does that guy have a squirrel on his shoulder? He's rocking a new line of T-shirt. It comes with a moving animal. He's David Dobrik, fashion designer extraordinaire. First he blew up Fanjoy, now his own company of marsupial T-shirt. The madhouse. Home of good things and bad things. This is it, baby. You never know what you're gonna get. What are you gonna do when you leave here? No, seriously. That's the plan. I'm never gonna leave. Oh, my God. David is licking me. What is this? David, take this thing off. Take this thing off. Oh, my God. Take this thing off. Oh, my God. Take it off, David. I can't move it. Take it off. Oh, my God. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Seth, you're good. Oh, my God. It's coming up to his face. Take your blindfold off. Can I take it off? Yeah. It's just my finger. The whole time, it's just your finger? What is that thing? Does it fly? Yeah. You're the professional. I still don't know what that thing is. It's a flying squirrel. Bro, I've never seen a flying squirrel. You do? That's dope. Awesome. Thanks, David. Well, we have one more person to see. Main attraction. Overall, really, really cool. I don't know if all flying squirrels are like this. This one's great. Right here. Look at that. Holy. When my kids see that I get a space, they get so excited. They're like baffled. One day, you'll understand. That's what you say when you get a space. Look at this. Wow. He's on my. Oh, he got up on you. Oh, my God. He's so. He's everything I've ever wanted. Oh, my God. I'm gonna do so much research on him. Do you wanna keep him? Yeah. Yeah? We were scared that you weren't gonna wanna keep him. No, this is literally everything I've ever wanted. This is my favorite thing in the entire world. Yes. How is there a thing, dude, that I want a flying squirrel? I know, and it happened. I'm sweating profusely. Oh, my God. I had no idea you would react to this. Look at him. He's just jumping around. I just love small animals so much. Jump, jump, jump. Do it. Jump one more time. Oh. He didn't make it. Is he on you again? He really likes me, I think. Wow, you guys really connected. Yeah, I wish he would let me hold him a little. He's on my butt. Isn't that cute? He loves apples. He's eating an apple on my back. Yeah, he is. David. That's the best surprise you've ever done. Huh? That's the best surprise you've ever done. My favorite is like, it was like, we did all that. Yeah. And you got the behind the scenes of it, and it was great, but it ended up just being like a 45 second bit in my vlog. It took like five hours to execute. I know. It was worth it. What's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Ash, Instagram at Jason Ash. Today's shout out. What's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. This is David. We had a lot of fun tonight. Listen, keep on dreaming, and keep your eye on the sky for them flying squirrels, because you never know when old animal trainer Dobrik might be visiting your town.