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What's up guys, how you doing today?
It's Friday.
Hola!
Hola.
I'm having a cookie.
It's Friday.
Yeah, it's Friday.
You didn't even know.
Okay, don't sit.
That's a glass table.
Anyway, I hope you guys are doing well.
We're in Boston, and today I wanted to show you my favorite vlog that I made this year.
It was actually on our family channel, and not a lot of people saw it, so I'm going to
show it to you here today.
Please enjoy.
We shot it over Thanksgiving of this year.
And what?
Which video is it?
It's this video where you do the show with the turkey, and you guys do the show, and
you're like, ladies and gentlemen.
It's my favorite.
So, also, I'm watching these guys today, and we're going to go out.
I put the cookie inside my eye.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
The cookie went inside your eye?
How did that happen?
But now my eye got a taste of cookies.
See, this is why I can't make a video today, because they're on top of me!
It's a family vlog.
My name's Charlie, and here is our dog.
We're excited, you guys.
We're here for Thanksgiving dinner.
I know.
It's our first Thanksgiving together in a while.
Yeah.
We're going to have a nice toast.
Early Thanksgiving dinner.
What, honey?
Early Thanksgiving dinner.
Yeah.
With a grape juice toast.
Sparkling grape juice, daddy.
Yeah, I'm going to have sparkling grape juice.
Yeah, daddy.
Get it straight.
Daddy's going to have some, too.
We went over to the park today.
Yeah?
Yeah, it was pretty.
It reminded me of, you know, growing up here.
That's nice.
Yeah, it was cold, and there were leaves on the ground.
It was nice.
You guys excited for New York?
I'm going to miss Grammy and Auntie Pam.
These roads are so insane here.
I mean, I'm really not used to it.
People jutting out from nowhere.
Oh, people are crazy.
Boston has been voted worst drivers in the country.
It's the roads.
The roads are, like, all over the place.
It's because a bunch of settlers just made the roads wherever they wanted.
There was no urban planning or anything.
Right.
But it's pretty.
Yeah, it is.
At least it's pretty.
Yeah, that's true.
I'm making pigs in the blanket.
You want to see how I do it?
Did you bring mustard?
And eggs, we kept going.
Ooh, nice.
And I don't like French's mustard.
I like Grapeau Pond.
It's my favorite.
And that's the stuffing I made.
With water chestnuts.
Water chestnuts and water chestnuts.
My fave.
And then you made hushry.
Oh, wait until you taste the hushry, Harrison.
What's hushry, Dad?
Tell everybody.
Meat and rice?
Yeah.
It's lamb.
Oh, lamb.
You made rice and spices with pine nuts.
Give it to him.
More important.
Give it to him.
Mmm.
Isn't it good?
Dang good.
I love it.
It's the spices.
The spice is nice.
Yeah.
Aren't you glad you did it?
Bob was saying how much work this was.
He goes, oh my god, this was a project.
Here's the turkey.
The turkey took the longest to cook.
Dun dun dun.
Ooh.
We're having early Thanksgiving today.
I love these pumas.
They're size 14.
Yeah.
Aren't you glad you did it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Size 14.
Yeah, it was always hard.
I always felt bad for you when we go shoe shopping.
Oh, yeah.
It was not much.
No, feel bad for me.
I was the one that had to find them.
You have to go over the barn all the time, right?
Yep.
Is that place still open?
It looks blonde.
It looks like streaks.
My hair?
Oh, yeah.
It looks amazing right now.
I love it like that.
Really?
When did I put it out?
Noon time I put it out.
Noon, so four hours.
Fifteen minutes to the twenty minutes to the five, right?
No.
I put it a quarter to twelve.
Isn't it fifteen to twenty minutes to the five?
Yes.
Be ready at five?
Yes.
Should be.
We hope.
It's like waiting for a baby to be born.
Yeah.
Alright.
I'm going to go film the geniuses.
Stop it!
No?
Don't do that.
Why?
He wouldn't let me film him.
No?
No.
He's probably tired of it.
Probably.
What, being filmed?
It's what pays for his music lessons, though.
It's in here.
Oh, it's in there?
Yeah.
It's not supposed to be in there.
And this muscle?
Yeah.
That you've got to do like this.
I do that.
Stretch it out.
See what you're doing.
You're not stretching it out enough.
I'm having a home doctor visit.
I have those rubber bands.
She's not going to be able to walk.
Three people sitting around making guesses as to what's wrong with me.
There you go.
That's good.
And then I bring the resistant band up.
Do it with the resistant band, Jason.
That's what I gave you last night.
This feels good when I pull this out.
Good.
Do that.
Do it feels good.
But you don't think I'm out of alignment.
No, it's all muscle.
And then you do this.
You try to push this part of your leg over.
Okay.
And the more you can go back, the more stretch you get.
Let me try that one.
And now he's going to be doing a new exercise.
Let's see how he does.
What'd you guys do on Thanksgiving?
Oh, he stretched out.
There we go.
Look at this.
That's beautiful.
I'm a guy that appreciates squash.
You appreciate what?
Squash.
Oh, squash.
Okay.
I do.
I appreciate nice squash, especially from anyone.
Oh, I love squash.
Those are just some potatoes.
Those are good.
Wow, man.
Let's come to this, huh?
We're going to count.
Yeah, no kidding.
That's not good.
I think that's good.
The syrups are good with a knife.
Oh, yeah.
You can do a goodie bag.
Oh, no, no, no.
What are you doing?
You're having a goodie bag.
Oh, no, no.
I've got to get on the plane tomorrow.
Thank you, Dad.
Thank you.
He's making me a goodie bag.
Isn't that nice, huh?
Yeah.
You are not filming that.
I can't watch it?
Before you do?
But we're going to perform it.
Yeah.
All right.
Jay, it's a surprise.
All right.
Also, I missed something else really.
Naughty, naughty, naughty.
What's the name of your show?
The Charlie and Wynette Show.
Jay, get your Sunday vlog.
Yeah.
Ladies and gentle…
Down.
This is a Charlie and Wynette talk show.
And scenes.
I'm done!
Oh no!
Don't play!
Are you sure it was in the turkey?
Ah!
Yay!
This is a cool song.
Wait, where'd my phone go?
Okay.
My taste in music
is your face.
But it takes
someone to come around.
Show me how
she's a dire fire.
I'm a lion.
Take me higher
than I've ever been.
I messed up a few times.
I'm excited for New York
and the train, but I'm gonna miss Grammy
and Auntie Barry and everybody.
Yeah, it's hard that we live across the country.
Did you go out to get toothpaste?
Yeah.
You ran out all the way to get toothpaste?
Yeah.
Violet and Jonah will already have favorite toothpaste.
That's what I was thinking at the store.
Jonah's probably gonna have bubble gum toothpaste.
I know.
It was Grammy's fault.
Have you guys ever been on a train before?
Yeah.
The important thing is
you're very well cared for.
You have Susie and Daddy and Mommy.
That's what's the most important thing.
Think of yourself.
You're very well cared for.
Right?
You have wonderful people to take care of you.
You're so lucky.
You have people that love you so much
and take care of you.
You have people in LA.
You have people in Boston.
You're lucky ducks.
Come on in.
We're gonna cry on the train.
We gotta sit down and cry.
We gotta catch a train.
We certainly have some time.
It's not here yet and he'll announce it.
When you go, you wanna go right up that ramp.
Why didn't you tell me you had Instagram?
Oh!
Lorraine Nash.
Yeah, but how do I know what your handle is?
And you've never posted anything.
I have it at home. I'll tell you. I have it written down.
Here it is. I got it. It's Lorraine Nash 6099.
6099, right.
You gotta change that.
There's something a little catchier than 6099.
Oh, username is Nash underscore Lorraine.
That's not bad.
Don't talk to him.
Leave him alone. Isn't he cute?
He's worth it.
I said, do you have a first aid kit?
I need it for my little girl.
Well, technically.
Take this off at night.
Let it breathe at night.
It's very important that you keep changing this.
Let it breathe at night.
I only get one shot at this.
Yeah, you only get one shot.
Well, it ain't no use
to sit and wonder why, baby.
Even you don't know by now.
And it ain't no use
to sit and wonder why, baby.
It'll never do somehow.
When your rooster
crows at the break of dawn.
Look out your window
and I'll be gone.
You're the reason
I've been traveling on.
But don't think twice.
It's all right.
So long,
honey baby.
Where I'm bound,
I can't tell.
Goodbye is
too good a word, baby.
So I'll just see
you fairly well.
Would you like anything?
What do you want to drink?
And one more Snickers, sorry.
Okay, guys, I hope you enjoyed that video.
It is one of my favorites.
I like cookies. Sometimes he does this thing
where he goes, like, tweet me updates and asks himself
in public, and everybody just thinks he's, like,
has an imaginary friend. He's just, like, talking to
his camera.
Sometimes I get embarrassed.
All right, well, that's our video today.
Shout out is Anna. Anna, do you like
cookies? I'm sure
she does. I don't know.
Wait, I have one last thing to say. What?
Happy New Year!
One more time.
Happy New Year!