SHE WANTS TO HAVE MY BABY!!

You go to a lot of fashion shows? You do? Yeah. Are you a designer or a model? I used to be a model. They're hoping David gets them falling. Gets them falling? Yeah, that's why they invited him. Show me how it's done. My shoe almost fell off. Oh, Inanna! Hey! Can I get a shot of you over here, love? Yeah, sure. Inanna, it's not in the show. Don't tell her that. Yes, work! Thank you. It's because I have my support here. Let me show you how it's done. She walks away. This is really amazing. I just feel like the models are coming too quickly all at once. No one has started yet. Inanna, I thought it was very brave, the show. So, what are you doing later? Just kicking it. I'm going to be helping my mom take a bath. Inanna, try smiling. Try looking pleasant for once. I can't. It's hard. Hey, we have to kick David out because we're going to sleep now. It's late, huh? It's chilly outside. Is it? I don't know. I feel a little cold that it's outside. You don't want to go any later? Oh, yeah. It's pretty cold out there. I think you two should go out and check it out. Really? Yeah, look. Right up by the flower pot over there. David, open up. You got us. Seriously, get the f*** out. I haven't seen you in so long. We need to get you new glasses today, I feel. You can't take real pictures like that. I like these glasses. No, I know. And I love them for your everyday, but we want to look sexy. You know what I mean? Sometimes. I don't look sexy right now. Why did I have to try these on? Do they go with my hair? They're pretty... Do you love? I mean, on the one hand, I feel bad that they're so expensive, but on the other hand, they're perfect. They are me, right? Yeah, they'd be good for a video. Would you be embarrassed or would you be proud to be seen with me in these? No, they'd be perfect for Hawaii. Yeah? Yeah. Okay, I'm going to get them. Ridiculous. I should just bring her over every day and then we'll split the commission. No, he likes the Gucci. Those are mine that I gave him. Those are hers. She gave these to me. You shouldn't give those off to her. That's your plan. That's his plan. I can already read the comments and be like, oh, Alicia Swift spent $1,300 on tattoos. You unheld my hand to vlog? Thank you. I was like, are you kidding me right now? Oh, vlog, I told Daddy to take me to Disneyland and he said no to me. It's four o'clock on Thursday. I'm not going to drive to Disneyland now. Why? It's a suicide mission. But I want it. I know you want it. You can't have everything you want. Is this, what is this? I'll turn you into a monster. No, this is not the relationship I signed up for. It's just a yes to everything. The thing about Jason, vlog, is that he's so easy to convince. You can convince him to do anything. That's true. Oh, there's another bar. Should we go there? Should we go here? No. Come on, I've got to go film. God, I wish I could have pretzel while I'm dieting. Although I just had a bunch of wine, so I'm probably not dieting that hard. That's why we need a baby, because you have skinny jeans in you, and then my baby would be skinny. I feel like one of these crazy fans that comes up to you guys and is like, oh, what did they say? Oh no, we love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you love it when they come to your house, though? I don't think so. Oh, the house is weird. As long as they don't kill us. You want to have kids, you have no idea what you're getting into. Are you kidding me? Oh my god, if I had my daughter, my daughter would be amazing. She'd be an olive pageant. She'd be like a star. You think you'd be able to handle a daughter? A kid? Yeah. More than one? I want like ten. Ten? You don't need to like give me any money, like it wouldn't be like a child support thing, like whatever you want to give, and then I would like spoil them. They'd be in coochie. I, oh my god, I just, I got enough kids. No, you only have two. We love that. You have no idea what you're getting yourself into. It is hard work. What if we had like six girls together? Six girls? I feel like we'd have girls. You don't want any more kids? I do not. Really? It's just so hard. You know what it is? It's just that I put so much into it. I know me. I'm already overextended. Come on, I'll help you up. I don't think I can do that, to be honest. I don't know, Jason, this is not going to work. Oh god, that hurt my thighs. Singing that girl, you know I want your love. Your love was meant to be for somebody like me. Coming up on Monday. I may be crazy, don't mind me. Stopped it by the seatbelt. I can't move. What are you going to do? I can't get to you. I'm stuck like a baby. I can still dance. People thought you were in an accident. So it's grabbing you in. You're lucky the airbag didn't go off. You sit here all night again? What's up with you sitting here all the time? I sleep here all the time. It's really comforting when I wake up at 6.30 and I see him on the couch. I tuck him in a little bit more. You like it though, right? I do like it, yeah. I only do it for Jason. It's like he's home from college. Yeah, you should have seen his mom. She was just bundling me up with a blanket. She felt so bad I was cold and I took advantage of that. I was like, Lorian, I'm hungry. I'm like, Lorian, I need a post-edit. She was defending David. For what? That thing we were talking about. She was like, no, no. We were trying to pull information out of David. And she was just like, she threw herself in front of David. Bullets were coming out of him. She just went, leave David alone. Trish, how was your day today? It was great until you started being mean to me. Why were you being mean to me? When was I mean to you? He was trying to drop me off at my house. What a son of a gun. I know. He's like, I'm going to drop you off and come back in a couple hours. I'm like, you're not going to come back. A couple hours? Back the truck up? After getting me this drunk? You're just going to drop me off? I had to go bring my kids dog food, so I said, why don't you go to your house? Why don't you bring your kids real food? Yeah. She threw a tantrum in the passenger seat. She put her feet on the roof of the car, on the ceiling of the car. I said, don't let me out. Oh, wow. What did that look like? It was crazy. She can put her feet on the roof. Do you love it? She's just like, Jason. I'm stuck. Where is it? What? This woman, it says, do you see her name? Too-you-you. It says, must be a nightmare to sing happy birthday to her. Happy birthday dear Too-you-you. I need to grab something from the back. I'll get out in two seconds. From your table. Oh, no. What? Oh, no. What? What do you have planned? Everything. Oh, no, man. Come on. I think he's coming over to hang out. I thought you were just having a nice night with me and my girlfriend. ****. Trish, I got bad news for us. What's happening? Look in there. Look what he's got in there. Look what he's grabbing. Trisha. What is it? I gone? It's all good, bro. David. Paintball. Stop it. Are we going to get shot? David. I'm not. I'm not either. David. Start off slow. Why are you such a sadist? Come on, Trisha. Trisha bought me new toys from the grocery store. Carly, I've been hanging out here all day and I am exhausted. I'll take her off your hip. Please. Yeah. Trish, do you want to go drink? You mean Bruce Lee? Oh, he's probably coming. I would love, I would love that. I'm sure he would too. I love that. Are you coming to the party? What party? We're having a party later. Do you want to go? God, I don't know. I'm almost 27, David. I'm 44. But like Zane and I are at an age where it's like we're still young, but we're like old young. Right. You know what I mean? We're like, we're kids. Well. You're older than you should be. Like I feel like I should be wanting to do more things like look at furniture and like candles and stuff for the walls, but I just don't give a crap. Do you have friends your age? I mean, yeah. But they're all like settled down. That's why when I go home, I'm like, okay, I don't know. It's like just sitting at a bar talking. Stop groping me. Sorry. They're like, Carly's groping Jason. Everybody shut up. What? Everybody shut up. Oh God. Oh my God. Do you know what this is? What? This is. It's a really bad jacket. A Robert. Robbery. This is a robbery. Oh my God. Where are all the wax figures? No. It's a different store. Where's that? Believe it or not. Holy ----. This is dope. I've never seen anybody do that. It's a puzzle, but it's kind of done correctly. And then your kid does this. And you're just like, oh, you ******* moron. I was just going to say the exact thing. I was just going to say it. Carly's like Barbara Walters because she's been watching you for years. We were like walking like, so was that real? Trish has had some tough times in her life, but she's back on track with a new Patreon where she takes photos in the shower. Brandon looking all studly. Hey, what are you doing wearing that man? You going to the moon? What's a normal day like for you? Cause I know you're kind of a crazy guy. Oh man. Okay. So let's get, let's get with it. You know? Okay. So wake up, just look at the mirror, just flex and go. But today's going to be an awesome day. It's going to be a great day. I usually put on a turndown for what? Just start dancing. I need to get motivated. Like that. Okay. I'm going to pull up. Oh my God. Like a trained circus animal. Just make him do that. Where you make seven bucks an hour. He's having fun, Brandon. He was just like, what do I do? I was like, do it, do it like this. That was the best thing that's happened to him all night. He's sitting there waiting for that to happen. Talking to nobody. Okay. Hi, hi people. Um, the friends channel is going to take the internet by storm. If you guys want to start posting your friends challenge, just hashtag friends challenge and I'll like all the best ones. Bye guys. I feel like I'm in hell. Same. Like I've entered the seventh circle of hell. Imagine we're driving down and people are doing the friends challenge. Holy ****, it's been 10 minutes. Dalai Lama does it. Oh, it's going to be a thing. It's going to be huge, man. I would have to tweet it for it to be a thing, I think. I don't think so. I think it's going to take off. Why friends challenge? Why not just tweet it? Friends is a great show. It's a show of friends and it just makes sense. Friends challenge. Friends. It genuinely sounds like the next thing. David sounds like a CEO's son doing coke at the table. It's going to take off, guys. Let me tell you, it's going to explode. We're just going to get everyone at the party to do it. Guys, I know half of you may be annoyed, but I'm very passionate about the friends challenge. If you want to tweet me your friends challenges, I'm going to be watching them all night. Just with a little bit more insanity. He could be like Stalin. Literally, Kim Jong-un does probably the same thing on his Snapchat. Kim Jong-un. If you guys do it right, I'll think about releasing some more food. Oh my god, there's like 15 of us too. Jonah's going to do something crazy. No, I mean it like the last time, remember? I told him not to. I did it and I said no. You fed him cake so he wouldn't do anything bad. My name's David and I'm trying to start a new challenge. It's called the friends challenge. I just made it up. Have you guys heard the friends theme song? And when it's the clapping part, can everyone turn to me and do the friends clap? Yeah! It's super easy and super cute. It's endorsed by Josh Peck. Josh Peck loves this challenge. I love it! Hey Josh, get your ass back to the booth. Come here, you're going to lead us to this. You've got to put your phones down. Phones down, phones down. I don't even understand what's going on. What's up everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Hatch. Instagram at Jason Hatch. Today's shoutout is Kaylee. Kaylee, thank you so much for watching. Thank you so much for watching the channel. It's Saturday. I'm about to go do some stuff with my kids. I love you guys. I'll be back on Monday with a new video. Tomorrow, there will be a video on my family channel. Please go check it out. We had a big party for Wyatt for his 12th birthday. You'll get to see some of that footage. David and I went to an escape room with him. Yeah! Boom shakalaka! This is a terrible outro ending, but I'm rushing to go pick my kids up. I love you guys. Thanks to Trish, Zane, Todd, David, Josh, Paige, Carly, and everybody that was in this vlog. Especially Brandon. I love these guys. Thank you. We'll see you on Monday with a new video. Okay, bye.