REACTING TO OUR CRINGIEST MUSIC VIDEOS

Hi everybody, my name is Jason Nash and welcome to my channel. My name is Trisha Nash, we got married last night. Surprise! Am I not supposed to say it? You're not supposed to say that. Oops. Well, it's public record now, so. Okay, ready to do it? Yeah. Oh, hi Mark. You're welcome. Okay. Trisha's got real balls to buy this, I have to say. She showed me this last night and I was like, wow, that's amazing, that's something that I would see that I would want to buy, I'm not going to spend the money on it, and Trisha just, she just buys it. It was custom too, so. Here's the deal. This is what we're doing today. Yeah, do that. I like when you get psyched. I'm psyched because it's me. We're going to be watching videos of me. Me, and me, and more me. This is boyfriend watches girlfriend's music video. How many people can do this on YouTube? Not many. Maybe A-Rod. This is real simple, I'm going to watch a bunch of Trisha's music videos. Try and keep up, okay people? Have you seen any of these? Be honest. Uh, only the ones that you like showed me briefly. Now, Trisha put a lot of money into these music videos and then decided one day, I don't want to be a singer anymore. No, I said one day I would like to own a house instead of renting one that costs more than most people's mortgage. Right, when you put $100,000 into a music video, that's money you could have put into a house. Yeah. I was basically spending my entire paycheck on these music videos. Were you really? Yeah. Why were you doing that? I don't know. I was bored. Listen, the first music video, should I go in order or is there like good ones that I should do? I don't know if you want to watch. Do you want to watch like ones that are good? Ones that are bad? Ones that are like my most expensive? Like what do you want to watch? Let's watch the most expensive one first. Let's start with a bang. Okay, well probably the one at Universal, the one you just passed, Thick. Thick. Okay. And what's this song about? Tell us. Thick. Girls. Yeah. Literally, it says Thick Girls are a boy's best friend. I thought so. I saved it. Lord knows I like it. I'm saving it for my husband and that is, oh, that is you because we got married last night. I forgot. Oh, look away. It's really fun. It's fun. Sorry we didn't film for you guys. We wanted to keep something to ourselves and not exploit our relationship. John Legend was there. Oh yeah. He sang Chrissy Teigen, She Made Cupcakes. We don't have to watch the whole thing. What the hell? Right off the bat, it's like you rented the lot on Universal. What were you doing? I just thought it was cool to shoot at the back lot for the day. How much is this? You have so much money. How much does this cost? $200,000. $200,000? Because not only do you need permits, you need to rent it out, you need fire safety. We had water sporting at the end so we had to have water people. We had to have the actors. We had to have stylists. We had to have makeup, hair, catering, director, producer. I had a production company do all this which takes a lot of the budget too. A production company will take half your budget. I bet. 4 million views. That's good. Thanks, babe. Oh, there's the G-Wagon. Yeah. Oh. Am I cringe? This is before my butt. This is before your butt? Yeah. This is two days before I got my lipo on my butt. People were pissed I got liposuction after I did the music video of Thicc. I got liposuction. They're like so proud. I'm also very proud. This is so embarrassing. Wait, there's more that comes to it. Okay. Just just. Okay, here comes the cool part. Ready? Oh my god this this is what. Okay, go to the end. Babe, it's catchy. I didn't write this. This is one of the only songs I didn't write. Babe, I'm so proud of you. This is the most expensive. This is not my favorite. I didn't write this. Let's watch one. You wanna see my first ever music video? Yes, of course. Four months ago. Dear OG Simpson. What's that? No, we're not. No! Okay, okay, okay. Why? I gotta get the views. Babe, we're not watching. I need to pick the ones. Some of these are so embarrassing. Some of these I'm really proud of. Please. I'll let you watch my last comic standing set. But isn't that the point for us to watch the bad ones? But these all are like bad. They're like cringy. Why don't we do a good one now? Ugh, I don't know what a good one is. Alright, well, can I watch this one? Can I watch this one? I'm not cringing over all these. Oh, I like this. I like this beat. I am so embarrassed right now. This is like so embarrassing. Freaky. This is a famous beat, right? No, it's my beat, babe. It's kind of boring, though. It's okay. You sound good. If you want to go, go to the middle. They get good towards the middle to the end. Is there a lot of auto-tune on something like this? No. It's my real voice. This is good. Oh, you look cute. He's a Viner. His name's Kevin McNamara or something. I know Kevin. I met him on Tinder. Okay, enough. Oh, I like this part. Oh! I know this one. You did this one at your birthday party. This was before I was in your life. Yeah, about a month before. Now, if I were to meet... What the heck? He's a magician. Get it? I bet he's a magician. I bet he can make something disappear. And then appear, and then disappear, and then appear. Is he feeling you up the whole time? Yeah. It's freaky. We're getting freaky, babe. Yeah, and what if I did a music video like this? Called Freaky to Freaky. And it was before you knew me? What if I did it right now? Oh! You wouldn't like that, would you? I would love you to be in my music video. You wanna see a music video you could've been in? I could play the dad that won't let you out of the house. I have a role I could've casted you in. You wanna see? Sure. I'll show you the role you could've played. This is so long ago. This is like 2014. Oh, great. I played the old man in the oxygen mask. He was hot! Wait, here it comes. Here comes the good part. That was my old car. That's a nice shot. Lady Gaga. This was such a bad song. This was one of my first songs ever. Wait, here it comes. You're gonna poison him? To get his money. And then at the end, another old guy comes. Trish! How could you do him like that? On a salad of all things. I thought he was super cute. I liked him a lot. I did. Trish! She's dying. That was so good. Let me watch you as a Simpson. No, babe! It'll make the video good. No, babe! I can't watch this one? Okay, fine. This is called Leonardo DiCaprio music video. God, this one's so embarrassing too. Don't be so hard on yourself. I hate this. I hate watching this. I didn't make any music videos. You sound good. It's all the singing that I'm cringing at. Well, who cares? That's a great shot of Hollywood. This was before I had money for autotunes. Oh, so you do autotune this stuff. Now I do. I've never been so embarrassed in my life watching this with somebody. Oh, Django. I got a lot of heat for that because I played a slave. You played a slave? Well, I was being the slave girl in Django Unchained. Oh, no. I learned something new about you every day. Where's the slave scene? It's that whip that you just passed. Babe, this is fun. Okay, here it comes. Good lyrics, I think. You are a little darker there. Babe, I'm just tan. I was really tan back then. You seem darker in that scene. I'm not. I swear, I'm not. People just want to see what they want to see. He can whip me every night just like Django. I thought that was a great line. I wrote it. I was very proud of myself. You want to see a video with my love interest being a girl? Yeah. I like this. Okay. Uh-huh. I got a little more money, so I got better writers and producers. Cool. Good. Like it? Uh-huh. Trisha, this is dirty. No. He's on Broadway now. He's on Frozen. What was he doing underneath your skirt? Hang on. This is good. Nice. It gets cool at the end, though. I like this. I like the song. Okay, let's watch OJ. No. Babe, no. I don't judge. I don't want to watch it. I'm so impressed that you made any of these. This one, no. We won't watch it, but why? Because one, it's no budget. I literally just had my friend film it literally in 20 minutes. Okay, who cares? All videos have no budget. No, two, the song... Oh, my God. Let me get the food, babe. All right, guys, we took our break to eat. And we're so stuffed and fat now, so if we look fatter, it's because... I know. Our faces are going to be bigger. And in the interim, Trish said we could watch the OJ Simpson video. No, I didn't. I said you could pick one or the other. Wait, before we do that... That's the one I'm going to pick. Hey, you know what I love is that you also have a big head, so my head doesn't look as big. Sometimes when I date people with small heads, my head looks ginormous. Let me see. I have a big head. It's like the size of me. I don't mean it in a bad way, but that's a good thing. You know, actors, people that are on TV and stuff, they have big heads. No, they do. Do you know how many actors are 5'5", but they have giant heads? Like good ones, like Dustin Hoffman. I have a big head. Tom Cruise, people like that. Jeff Daniels has a huge head. So that's a good thing. But those are all men. Babe, no! Oh my God. Oh my God! This is so embarrassing. You sound good. Oh my God. I can see your underwear. I know. Oh my God, this is so embarrassing. What is going on? That's you. Alright, that's the extent of it. What do I make of this? What's the story behind it? There's no story. Why did you make it? There's a story behind it that I don't want to share. That's why I didn't want you to watch it. Alright, if you don't want to talk about it, that's fine. It's got 10 million. It's not that great. It's my first song. My first official music video. 10 million? People liked this one a lot. This is probably the one you got the best reception on? Yeah. It's my first song, that's why. Oh girl, come on girl. Ew, this is so awful. It's good. I like it. It's hard to rap that fast. Dirty Dom had me on a track once and it was awful. Okay, okay, this is good. I hate it so much. I like that sexy part. Shut up. I like that voice you do. The way you're coming through. Yeah, this one I think is my favorite to watch. This is your favorite? Cinematically to watch, not the song or anything. I like the way it's shot. Look at that reaction. That's so scary. It's good. You think it's the same but the place is actually being robbed? Oh my god! It was like 3am for real. It's like 3am, it's so crazy. Trish, what happened? I know, he got held up. Oh my god, look at this acting. Oh, she got the gun now. Oh my god, the blood on your face. I love that. I'm so into blood. I thought it was a cool shot. A little beat it kind of feeling here? Michael Jackson? What's this guy? He's the taxi driver, babe. Oh, he's De Niro? I'm De Niro at the end of this though, that's what's so cool. I just want to play all the parts. This is bad too, this is bad autotune. Trisha! You okay? You're stuffed. It's a lot of blood. Well, babe, it's more Escorcese, okay? We gotta recreate. Babe! Babe, I'm very impressed. Go with this one, this is like a cinematic one with no lip syncing. How many freaking videos do you have? I have like 50. No you don't! You have 50 music videos? Yeah. Okay, let's find a happy one. I love you Jesus. This is a classic, a lot of people like this one. This is the one your friends like to bring up a lot with me. I don't know why. Go to the chorus. It's the chorus! Listen, you're hitting the notes. It's good. Okay, fast forward, go slow, like go to here. I didn't know you played piano. I don't. This is bad. This is epic. Do a lot of Christian people like this? Yeah. Do you want to see one with Jesus actually in it? Yeah. I want to see Jesus. Where'd you shoot this? In an Airbnb. This is how I like to picture Jesus, I got some criticism for this. They thought I was being blasphemous, but this is how I see Jesus in my head. Can we do a little montage? I think Jesus is a better dancer than that. I think he could've danced. I didn't do Christian music for a while, it didn't work out for me. Let's watch this one. Okay, you can fast forward all this part. It's just a bunch of hate comments at the beginning. Okay, you can fast forward all the hate comments. Did you cast those people? Yeah. Obviously. Okay, this has my ex-boyfriend in it. I casted him in all my videos and then he said no more. He was tired of being in my videos. I didn't want anyone else to be my love interest. This is about us vlogging too much of our lives. You'll see. Oh, that's good. I can relate. Yeah, I can relate to this one. You love the hunks. That's my boyfriend. Look at that acting. Real tears. Okay, wait, here it comes. He's like, stop vlogging! Take that vlogging camera out! I'm done vlogging with you! It's good. Until he needs someone to tweet his show. Hey babe, wanna turn the camera back on? That should be the end of the video. The end of the video is good. Oh, there's a G-Wagon. I love the G-Wagons in all the videos. It's cool, it's your signature. That's it! How about you turn the camera on at my dad's funeral? What were you thinking? What's he saying to you there? I don't know, I couldn't remember. In life's cabaret, I mean YouTube. That's why it's like showtime. Like what's real, what's fake, that's the point of the song. That's good, that's how you get with me. When you find like I took my dog for a hike or something. It's time to vlog again, I just got in a fight with my boyfriend. Wait, what are you doing? I like this. I told you, no more vlogging. Oh, now he's vlogging. She's crazy. She's batshit crazy. I like this, I relate to this. Wait, look. Look, it has all the videos. Oh, good. These are my real breakdown videos. These are my breakdown videos that I really made about him. And I'm looking at all these and I'm like, oh no, I messed up. I shouldn't have made these videos. And then it's too late because I can't get away from it. I'm like, oh my god. Too much, they're all over the place. I was like, oh wait, my phone. Oh, I made another video about him. I made too many. Oh, why did I do that? Wait, and then here it comes. So these are all the viewers watching. Like, oh, just staring at me. And then here he is and I'm like, oh, there he is. Oh, nope, foreshadowing. He literally never talked to me again. Really? Like right around this time you guys broke up? No, a few months later. Uh-oh. She's back with that signature Trish Bates attitude. Babe! Oh my god, this is so embarrassing. This is why I didn't dance. This was only a month into us dating and I couldn't dance yet. He's a good dancer. Well, he's a professional dancer. You're good too. Oh. What happened to Sean? He teaches little kids dance so he had all his students in the video. Oh, that's nice. Uh-oh. Kid's bop. Damn, girl. These are like the kids you see around L.A. that are so cool you can't even talk to them. Oh, these are like Bretwood kids. They're like bouge. Drinking diamond water. Alright, well there you go. I think that was good. Was it good? I don't know if we reacted very well. I don't know what to say. I'm very proud of you that you put out all those things. This seems like an awful video for your keywords. They're like, why are we watching these awful music videos? Maybe. But we'll see when we edit it. Maybe we'll never see it. Guys, thank you so much for watching. Your music video. We'll do my music videos next time. So now, that was the grand finale of this video. Let's watch your music video. Wait, the one with Dom? No, your single one. Oh, you can't tell me what to do? Yeah, let's watch that one. Oh, that was like a parody that didn't work. Oh, is it though? Oh, mine was like trolling. It wasn't trolling. It's like someone had this idea and didn't execute it right. Let's see it. I couldn't sit through 5,000 hours of embarrassing footage. Let's watch like 10 seconds of it. I watched 10 seconds of this one time with Jason in the car. And I had to turn it off. I just remember I couldn't. This is like the try not to cringe challenge. You're going to be mean about it? I think you were really hot. I will say this is the best you've looked. 1, 2, 3, 4. Did you think you were really cool when you did this? No, I don't understand why people don't understand this. Okay, let me see. It's supposed to be like a 40 year old guy who's trying to be a pop star. Okay, let's watch. And I guess it's just not clear. But you're not 40. You're young. You're like 30 here. No, I'm like 38. Really? Good. It looks real. Like you're trying to be serious. It was part of a larger thing. It's... Wait. I'm supposed to be like Justin Bieber. But I'm 35. This looks like someone's actually trying to maybe be a pop star still. Sometimes when people do comedy, they don't let the people in on the joke and they do it too well. I didn't make it. Wait. I think it's good. Who are those girls? I don't know. It looks like his girlfriend. Why wasn't I cast in this? I didn't know you. You love this guy. He's in all your things. He's famous. Good for you. I'm glad that you know an actual famous person. What if I was like, oh yeah, we need to hook up all the time? We need what? What if I told you I hooked up with him all the time? I'd believe it. Just kidding. I don't even know him. I just know him from Anchorman. Well, anyway, that is my music video. Reacting to our cringy music videos. That should be the title. Thanks for watching, guys. And thanks to Trisha for being nice enough to watch the videos with me. And I thought a lot of them were really great. And I think that you have a great voice. I think you have a great voice. But I think your music videos were awful. Okay. Today's shout-out is not Trisha. How about that? Today's shout-out is right here. Love you guys. And we'll see you next time with another video. I'll see you probably soon. Just say you're kidding about that. Say you're kidding. About what? Today's shout-out is Trisha Paytas. You can follow her at Trisha Paytas on Twitter. No. Okay. Two shout-outs. Here and Trisha. Okay? You need the followers.