SURPRISING GIRLFRIEND & BEST FRIENDS WITH DREAM CAR!!

It's the VUZE 2018 Summer Tour! With David, Jason, Heath, Zane, Todd, and Scott! Nah! Sorry, how come Scott's last? Scott sucks, that's why. That's kind of f***ed up. I'm second to last. Go ahead, sorry. Get your tickets. What's going on guys? Hope everybody's well. Back from Bora Bora. And today on the show, I'm going to get a new car. I don't know what to do. Should I buy a really fancy car like everyone else? Or be smart and save it for a house? Ugh, it's tough. See, I got this girlfriend. Can't be taking the queen of YouTube around in a Chevy Malibu. Anyways, I'm going to be out going today. We're going to go get some cars. Trisha is going to be trading her Corvette in for what we think is going to be a really cool car. And I'll probably end up with a skateboard because I'm so cheap. See, I took my Ford Explorer back a while ago. Before I went to Bora Bora. I got Todd's truck here. Todd is very generous with his Todd truck. And when you're in the Todd truck, this is actually a really good car. I highly recommend it. Oh wait, this is not the key. I don't know what this is. I think this is Jonah's minivan. I'm not sure what kind of car I'm in right now. Hey, all I know is we got gas, bro. I think it is Jonah's minivan because it smells like kebab. I hope it's okay I'm taking this car. I have no idea what's going on. Scott and Kristen were out late last night. I don't think they came home until like 2 or 3 in the morning. They did not clear that with me. So, I will be bringing that up in the house meeting. The death of a bachelor. I don't know why we buy fancy cars. I don't know. I don't know why we're doing this. It's so stupid, but Ferrari's pretty nice. Trisha works hard, so that's what she wants to get. I guess that's what Trisha's going to get. I sound like such a husband right now. Well, that's what Trisha wants, so we're going to go down there. I know everyone else thinks the sky is blue, but Trisha thinks it's yellow. So, we're going to have to do what she wants. No, it's what she wants, what makes her happy. And it is fun. It's fun to go buy a Ferrari. I am looking at the Range Rover. But what I really want to do is buy a Porsche and get a minivan like this just to take my kids around. So, two cars. But that's not reasonable. I stayed up really late last night just looking at Porsches. I think it's because my dad wanted a Porsche. And part of me just wants to get a Porsche just to rub it in his face. All right, guys. Now I'm back. I'm going over. I dropped the kids off at school. And I am going to pick up Trisha in her Corvette. And we're going to trade this in for a new car. I don't know, guys. This is life. I never thought I'd be dating a woman that has a Corvette and a Ferrari and doing YouTube. But, hey, this is my life. It's pretty great. And I'll just enjoy it. I know a lot of people have been asking me about my kids and stuff and why they're not in the videos anymore. And my ex-wife really wanted to take them off the Internet. She was never thrilled about them being on to begin with. And she just thinks it's better and safer if they're not on the Internet. She's probably right. I did Vine. And even when I did Vine, they were babies. They were on some of my Vines. And they just love making them. And they love creating stuff. I know that they do. And, of course, when you say that about a child, well, they don't know anything else either. But they were introduced to it at an early age. So it's sad sometimes because they literally pitch me bits all day long. They'd be like, oh, Daddy, and then you could do this, and then have David come out. And then Brandon says this. That's what I love in life. I love coming up with ideas. And to watch them do it is such a joy. And they're both so funny too. So I'm really torn about it. But it's also been nice because when I do see them, and I see them a lot, I see them every day, I don't have a camera with me. It is better in a lot of ways. I know Wyatt is like, he's really heavily pursuing music. So I'm sure he's going to be doing something in some capacity where you'll be able to see him someday. He's getting really good at guitar and violin and drums and piano. And he's learning like five or six instruments. I see my kids every day. I haven't ditched them. I'm just not putting them in the vlogs anymore. Ready to go out with the old and in with the new? Yeah. Good morning. Morning. Hello, sunshine. You tired? No. I'm tired. I am in love with you. Aw. Whoa, getting the engines going early. You should have said that on the podcast last night. Oh, what did I say? Were you mad? You're like, are you guys still together? Are you guys together now? You're like, I guess. I don't know as of now. That was a joke. Why don't you say, I'm in love with Trish on the podcast. I think you ignored all the other stuff when you dumped me and I said I was really upset. I just told Trisha she looks so put together and she goes, thanks. You look like Steve Irwin. Hey, you're about to go on a safari. I am. You got oatmeal. I got oatmeal. We're starting our diets today. Yeah, I'm like real down for this. You ready for it? Yeah. I feel gross. Something smells bad in here. I don't think it's you, but something smells bad. You're in a convertible. How could it smell bad? I don't know. Do you smell it? I smelled it when I got in too. Next podcast, can you please say, I'm very in love with Trisha. I have no interest in texting girls. The only reason I texted them is because I was mad at her. And if they ever texted again, I would not text them back. I did say it was only because I was mad at her. Why do you go fishing for trouble? I don't. I just like to know your real thoughts and feelings. I think you and I have different ears. Well, that's for sure. Yours are big. Mine are small. Let me see. I got small ears. Oh, yeah, like freakishly small. I know. I got small feet too. I got small everything. Also, I got new flyers, everybody. What's the flyer for? I'm going to put them on people's windshields. Oh, no, you're not. Yeah, I am. Look, I got a bunch of them. What does it sell? My Trish TV, Trishyland, and Trish shirts. And then my Instagram, my iTunes, and what I'm known for. No way. Yeah. And you're going to physically go around yourself? I ordered like 10,000 of them. So every time I'm in LA, I'm going to put some on people's windshields. I got to get the name out there. You know what I mean? I got to market myself. I think it's out there. I think people know you. They'll be like, hey, what are you putting on my windshield? I'm like, oh, just me. I'm only going to put it on nice cars, over $150,000 cars. You're going to eat oatmeal while you drive. I saw someone who was eating mashed potatoes and gravy while they drove. And I was like, really? That's not an eating while driving meal. You're going to get a Ferrari today. And you know what? That's a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Maybe. I don't even know. Maybe three times for you. But for most people, a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Watch, we'll stop dating. I'll stop being friends with David in about six months. And then I'm going to have this Ferrari that I didn't even want in the first place. Yeah, he's already planning to like, she wants this one. But we're going to convince her to get this one. And I was like, David, no. I was like, no. Yeah, why doesn't David get a car? Keep your mouth shut. I know. He's got money. I know. But anyways, yeah, so don't let them influence you today. I know David's cute. And I know you care about what young boys think. You said you were in love with David on the podcast. That was the other thing you said. That's a joke. How's that oatmeal, huh? Oh, man. Is it good? Is it like good? Like, I'm glad I'm eating healthy? Or is it like, this sucks. I have to eat oatmeal. This sucks. Yeah, you want bacon. I hate, yes. I want a breakfast wrap. I hate eating healthy. But you know, I really got to. But I feel like, so gross. Babe, it's going to be so good for you. You're going to feel so good after. Yeah. Whoa. Pretty cool. We're here. First stop in the quest for a new car. The Porsche dealership. Here, this is it. Right here. I'm going to get it. I've never seen so many beautiful things so close together. We were talking about the red. Like, got to be red. But then when you're up close, you're like, blue's nice too. I think this is the one that David wanted you to get over here. With black. What did we set out to do today? Did we set out to buy a Lamborghini? Or did we set out to buy a Ferrari? You go to the car first that you don't want. And then you go to the car you do want. The roof is a wrap. So it's all the same color as this. Okay. This you just peel off. Yeah, this is sick. I love it. How much is it? How much was this? Oh, look at the tires. Holy ****. That's awesome. This is my favorite. This is the coolest one. David, you and I pay the down payment. Heath covers the monthly cost. And Heath gets a Ferrari today. Heath gets it? Yeah. And Heath gets it? And David can drive it whenever he wants. Let's be honest here. Out of you two, he's going to enjoy the car more than David. Wow. Two hot babes in the car, huh? Now we're talking. Now it's like a movie. What do you think, babe? I think it's not as cool. Yeah, it's more for a boy. I think the best you can do is drive it. Yeah. You want to drive it, babe? No, because I just don't like it. There's no point in driving it if I don't want it. Trisha, this is it. This is so it. Yeah. Trish? I don't know. Why are you being so weird now? Well, because I don't know. Like, is it me? I don't know. I don't think. It's so you. That's what the last person said when I got my Corvette. They're like, oh, it's you. And it's like, not me. And it's like, is it me? No, I don't know. I mean, you have a pink G-Wagon. That's you. Right. This isn't a pink G-Wagon. Honestly, you should wrap this in pink. No. I know. I know she'd ruin it. Don't you dare wrap this in pink. The thing I like about it is like, you know, it's like a classier side of you. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like awesome. It's really pretty, isn't it? Yeah, get it. Just get it. You won't be suffering over whether you're going to get a sports car for the next six months. Get two cars right now. She'll get it. And then you'll be done. Black rims. You like black rims, right? I like it, too. And it's cheaper. Even the folding out makes the entire ride so much more pleasurable. It makes someone going into it for the first time be like, whoa, this is what I'm stepping into. Do you know what I mean? True. Yeah. But it's $7,000. I mean, you're right, but it's another seven grand. But I can just get in the car. They don't look to me like they came from the factory. That's my problem. It looks like aftermarket. I know, but it looks cooler. I think it looks cooler. And I think those look so basic. They're the same price, but you're paying for the wheels. Okay, yeah, let's get one without the wheels. Maybe I should lease it. Get the red one. Get the red one? Red one. That red one's got black rims. I know, but there's a difference, too, because it's more blacked out. Oh, they saw it? Yeah, Wyatt came here. Oh, and he liked this? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that your kid saw it. Yeah, this is the one he's always wanted me to get. What did he say? He just wants to get it so he can put his friends in the back. That's all he cares about. He sat in the red one. He liked the red one. I don't think he cares if it's red or not. I mean, I like this. Let's say you're driving, right? Or say I'm driving. Shh. Oh, sorry. I'm screaming. Think about, like, look ahead and think about the interior and be like, do you like the beige interior more? Are you more stoked to be in this? Or are you more stoked to be in the black? You still like the one outside, right, with the bar? Better? I mean, like, this is a lot. Like, you roll up in this. It's like, what? You look like I'm going to Lake Havasu. I think the one you're getting outside is like. All right, I'll get the one outside, then. Just looks like, oh, wow. Casa de Cadillac. Let me say it, guys. Casa de Cadillac. Casa de. Bro, he hasn't given you the deal yet. All right, hold on. You're right. I'll. Give it a second. Go ahead. Here we go. David, I'm trying to buy a luxury automobile, and you come in with a half-eaten chicken and you're asking for the garbage? Well, I'm not going to throw it on the floor. The price just went up. I never even heard of Gardettos before I met this kid, and he loves Gardettos. And it's a sign. Yeah, I've never had them. You've never had a Gardettos, though? You work in here? I have a piece. They're amazing. Yeah. So I was all set to pull the trigger at Cadillac, and then I saw Heath that night, and we had gone to the car show in May. I love big SUVs, Heath. This is what I'm talking about. Ah, you like it? Look at the middle console. Look at that. This is great. That's a Wyatt and Charlie Heaven back there. They have TV? Yep, sure do. No, right there? Or get this, Jason. Oh! Come on, Dave. Let's take that deal so I can get one of these. Can I be honest? Yeah. No? I like the Infiniti better. Yeah? Maybe so. And I kept thinking about it. I decided to get an Infiniti. I guess the group wasn't totally excited that I got an Infiniti, but I just wanted to get something that would take my kids around, something that was, I don't know, less expensive, but still nice. Oh, this is your car? I bought it, yeah. Yeah, dude. I was going to blindfold everyone, or surprise everyone. Do you like it? Yeah, it's sick. Oh, good. I'm glad you like it. Junior! How'd it look, Jason? It looks good, dude. I like it better than the Escalade, too. It's better. It's better, more space. Wow. Everything good? I guess, unless there's anything else special I need to know about it. It's honestly pretty much it, to be honest. I'll read the manual tonight. No, I won't. You won't? Everything else is pretty simple. I mean, if you, for example, for your kids and all that stuff. Yeah. You see where, because you also have cooling and heated seats on this one. You see that little thing you press down on? Yeah. If you press that down, your seats over here will fold down so they can go all the way in the back. So you can do it from right here. So it's pretty neat. That's awesome. I'm going to bring out the rest of the crew, if you want to watch. I'm going to bring them out and show them my new car. Guys, can everybody get blindfolded and come outside for like five minutes? Scott? Kristen? Yeah? Can you come outside for like five minutes? You've got to cover your eyes. Cover our eyes, boys. All right, guys. I'm going to walk over here. OK, David, assemble them. I want to give a little speech before. It wasn't the most expensive car I could have afforded, but it was a lot cheaper than the Escalade. Boo! All right, settle down over there. Not sure I could have afforded a Range Rover, and it would have looked cooler in the video. I was eating a whole chicken inside. I hope this is worth it. Yeah, it won't be. But the point is, is when we all go broke, I will have some money left over maybe to help us. Boo! All right, all right, fine. I should have got the Range Rover. You won't be able to guess it, Corinna. I bet I will. It was a really boring choice. Not a Cadillac, not a Fiat. Ferrari 360 Spider. A Chevy? Closer. Mercedes. Can I guess? A GMC. Yeah, David, you took a guess. Is it an Infiniti? Ah, Jesus, how'd you know? Open your eyes! Oh! This sucks. I thought I was going to get the Escalade. I did too. All right, kids, buckle up. We're going to have a good trip to Coachella. OK, Jonah, are you ready? Yeah. Are you ready for your new car? Yeah, I'm ready. I'm so ready. Open your eyes. Oh, my God! Are you serious? Oh, my God! You deserve it. No one deserves it more. Come on, get in it. Get in. Oh, my God! Oh, no, no, no. OK. Who bought this car for you? Oh, no, I got it for myself. Oh, wait. Scott didn't buy it for you? No, Scott didn't buy it. David didn't buy it for you? No. No? No. Huh? You spend your own money? Yeah. Next time, you should get someone to buy your car. Oh, like get a friend to buy it? Yeah, get a friend to buy it, you know? Yeah, that would be better. For sure. Worked out for one of us, at least, huh? Yeah, it did. At least it was me. Why didn't you buy his car for him? Dude, I did. I had to return it when I saw it pull up. I bought you a Ferrari. Oh, that was nice. I'll take it. I'll take it back. No, I literally had to return it because I saw you got a car. OK, yeah, well, it's done. I didn't want to take it away. Did you already see it? No. Did people already tell you? What? Zane, close your eyes. I'm going to surprise you. Walk over here. OK, and Liza, touch it. It's not a snake. It's your girlfriend. Touch it. What do you think? Is it a garbage can? No. Is it life-saving? Is it all the money you haven't made yet? Is this coming from your kid's future? Kind of, yeah. Is it a boat? Scott, your eyes are open. You can open them. Whoa. Average life goals. Wow. I'm just kidding. Look, dude, there's TVs in the back seat. Dude, I can watch, like, The Office while you pick me up. We could watch your vlogs. Yeah. I love that. Wow. These seats are some of the nicest seats. Do you like them? Yeah, it smells good. They look so nice. Good. It smells really good. Yeah. Guys, this is why I bought the car. That's, like, a really good level. It sits perfectly up there. Wait, can you see Zane and Liza? Wow, driving with, like, a knife. Oh, no, absolutely. Yeah. This is beautiful. Nice. I look terrible. Oh, my God. Oh, and you have a clock. I think that's cool. Keep an adult cool. What are these? I don't know. No idea. Wow. Oh, you have USB ports. Yeah. Look at that. It's sick. Yeah, and I like that. I like the placement of that. It's just supposed to sound like... Yeah, right? That trash can. That doodle color. I thought you said, what's this? That's such a mom. That's such a mom word. It is. I bet it sounds exactly the same as a G-Wagon. Do like a... Hey, Travis. All right, well, thank you, guys. Hey. Hey, look. Close your eyes. Step down. Oh, you can step down. All right. Is it to the left? Yeah, it's to the... Oh, there's a car. Here. Just close your eyes and walk with me. Okay. Is it really cool or no? No. It's not? No. Is it like a Nissan or something? Yeah, kind of. Really? It's not really cool. Is it an Uber? I'm waiting for this. An Uber car? It's not something you'd expect. Can I open it? Come a little closer. Okay, here we go. Okay. And take a look. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. This is something so different. It's so different. Cute. I like it. You like it, right? Yeah. Different than anything you were looking at. I know. I like it. It's huge. Do you want to sit in the front or back? No, I'll sit in the back. This is nice. Oh, my God. This is huge. Oh, that's cool. That's really cool. TVs? Yeah. Is it DVD player? That's actually kind of cool. This is cool. Yeah, I like it. This is so different. I love it. Summer down, won't you love? I'm taking one for the team. We taking shots till it's love. You don't know where we can end up. Need a bar, raise the bar for you. Hang a wardrobe in the winter. What's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash. Instagram at Jason Nash. Today's shout out is Liz. Liz, thank you so much for watching. Guys, we're going on tour this summer. The Views 2018 Summer Tour. We kick it off June 9th in Boston. And Todd will be getting hugs. That's going to be his thing on tour. We're going to rock out with our c***s out, right? Rock star style. A lot of kids coming to the show. Maybe not with the c***s out. Also, we'll be in Pittsburgh. Those are the two shows we're focused on now. So if you live in Massachusetts or if you live in Pittsburgh. Shut up, grandpa! Pittsburgh. Zane's not coming. That's the kind of comedy you'll be able to see on the tour. Zane the ageist. I haven't changed in two days.