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Hey guys, how's it going?
I'm headed over to Tricia's house right now.
She loves Amanda Cerny, who is an Instagram star, and she loves her boyfriend, Yohannes,
and she kind of like lives vicariously through them.
They go to Greece, she's always like, babe, we gotta go to Greece, we gotta go to Mykonos.
She's always talking about Amanda Cerny.
She has like 22 million followers.
She's also like the guest girl or stuff like that.
I know all this because Tricia talks about her all the time.
I actually know Amanda from my Vine days, and she's a very, very nice, nice woman.
I texted her, I said, hey, is there any way that I could surprise Tricia with you?
She wrote right back, she was like, yeah, sure, you know, of course.
Tricia's always saying that to me, like, you know Amanda Cerny, why don't you collaborate
with Amanda Cerny, babe?
Can't wait to get with Amanda Cerny.
We need to be like Amanda and Yohannes, babe.
Look at the way Yohannes is lifting Amanda up in this picture.
That's what we gotta do, babe.
We gotta go to Greece.
You gotta lift me up like that, babe.
Gotta get in shape, babe.
Anyway, so that's, yeah, that's my impression of Tricia talking about Amanda Cerny.
So we're gonna surprise her.
I told Tricia that I'm doing a Fortnite promo, and I have to pick up a video game and some
Fortnite swag, but that's not what we're doing.
And so, yeah, we'll see what happens, and hopefully, we'll see, we'll see if we can
surprise her.
Well, well, well.
Who is this supermodel?
Oh, hey guys.
You look so good.
I'm gonna show you guys my pull.
It's my stomach that loses weight the fastest, but guys, I lost 11 pounds.
11 pounds.
Trim swap, baby.
Just kidding.
No, you didn't do trim swap.
No, they don't have trim swap anymore.
It's illegal.
I went to go find it, and it was totally banned after, like, I don't know, in 2006 or something,
because I really wanted it.
When did you start your diet?
A week ago?
Five days ago.
In five days, you lost 11 pounds?
Uh-huh.
I have two more days, so I'm gonna do a weekly weigh-ins on my channel, and so I have two
more days.
I do an hour on the elliptical, and then I do an hour, like, usually doing, like, weights
or something, because my arms have cellulite on it, so I'm trying to do that.
I want you to know, you're always attractive to me on any size, thanks, babe, and I don't
care, but you do look like you lost a lot of weight, and if you feel good, that's awesome.
Thanks.
Wait for another 11 pounds, babe.
Wait until next week.
I'm gonna be like...
Yeah.
Watch out, Amanda Cerny.
Yeah.
I'm coming over for a hot Instagram, babe.
I'm ready for my 19 million followers.
20 million.
This one's great.
We're gonna recreate this one.
I just thought the other day, because I was, like, I'm a creeper, and I was going through
their feed.
Because I wasn't following him.
I was only following her.
This is it.
This is the one we're gonna recreate.
Right there.
You gotta get those arms, and I gotta get that stomach.
I think we can do that.
I don't know if I can lift you like that, but...
You better get working on those arms.
All right.
I'll get going.
By the way, shout out to the girls on Twitter that, like, keep tabs on Jason when he's in
different cities.
I get tweets all the time, and I love it, because it's, like, this is how I find out
when everyone's cheating on me.
It's always through social media, and this time was so great.
The tweet...
This tweet thread, I saved it.
I showed it in my video, but I'll say it in yours.
Please.
It literally, like, made me cry.
Party with the vlog squad last night.
Jason was so nice.
And kept talking about you every chance he got.
That means I talked to her for, like...
I did talk to her for, like, 10 minutes on the sidewalk, but I didn't party with them.
I feel like...
I'm 30, and I watch you guys, Jason.
My girlfriend is 30.
LOL.
It was so cute.
It's, like, full-on dialogue.
Then someone goes, finally, someone who doesn't cheat on her.
And then the girl goes, he was so sweet.
And the girl who talked to him, he was like, I have a girlfriend.
He really loves her.
Well, she must have been around you longer than 10 minutes if you told...
Unless you told every single girl you saw in the course of 10 minutes that you had a
girlfriend.
What do you mean?
I don't tell you everything, you mean?
I don't know.
I don't know what you deem as important and what isn't important.
Since we're treating the camera as a freaking therapist.
We haven't been on a date in two months.
I can't even think of the last date.
Like, I was trying to think even before our breakup of VidCon.
Like, I can't even think of the last time we went to dinner together.
Didn't we, like, just go to Bora Bora?
May 10th.
Three months ago.
It was not three months ago.
Two months ago.
Oh my god, where are we going?
Are we staying here?
No.
No, he lives over there.
There's no fries, no bread tonight.
I know.
I'm not even cranking it.
I don't even want it.
Okay.
So don't let me.
Are you eating it?
No.
I'm getting a steak.
That's it.
I am going to have spinach.
That's good for you.
I'm having shrimp and steak.
You're going to have shrimp, huh?
Yeah, that's on the keto diet.
That's not a bad idea.
What's a keto?
That's when you think I have raspberries.
Oh, wait till you see my fridge, hun.
I got raspberries galore because I'm on keto.
What's keto?
I want to hear all about keto.
Keto's like Atkins.
Can you teach me about keto?
Yeah, boo.
I'm like an expert at these diets now.
I'm looking them up.
I'm scared.
Don't be scared.
Well, bye.
Hello.
Shut up.
How are you?
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, wait.
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
What were we just talking about?
You showed me pictures of Johannes lifting your naked body up, and I was like, can we
do that?
I love it.
So, what about the photo?
Oh, he was lifting you up.
He had to make biceps, and you were like practicing naked.
Yeah.
And I want to like recreate all your photos with Jason and like Mykonos and Bahamas.
We're going to copy everything.
You guys are like...
I've been looking at your photos, though.
Oh, my God.
It's so cute.
Hey.
Body by Bartle.
Oh, my God.
They're so beautiful and shiny.
Shiny.
Are you talking about my head?
No.
Literally, on the way over, I put the vlog camera out in my car, and she just starts
talking.
She just...
I didn't even prompt her.
She just started talking about you guys.
I always tell Jason, like, why don't you ever shoot with Amanda?
I thought you were like...
You're obviously too famous for Jason, so I was like...
You guys are perfect.
Oh, my God.
Are you guys a real...
Are you guys a real couple?
Yeah.
Yeah, we are.
Why can't we be them?
We're trying.
I like your energy.
She's got great energy.
Yeah.
She does not...
She doesn't get excited.
She does not get excited about people.
Oh, my...
Literally?
No.
She's...
Most people...
Most people, she's like, no.
She is a tough, tough audience.
Why can't I be Amanda Cerny?
Why can't we be them?
Like, me?
Because I've been begging him to go since you guys went.
I'm like...
Got to be like Johannes and Amanda.
We just got...
I am booking the trip.
We have got to go.
Yeah.
It is free, but I think...
I'll show you how to lift your confidence.
It looks good on the picture.
Yes, please.
It's really...
I love Maui.
We look like giant, ugly monsters.
I'm like dying right now.
We should do, like, a video together, don't we?
Some stuff, you know?
Like, I haven't been collabing as much just because I've been, like, just doing a million
things lately, but I'm sure you guys get that.
I love when they're on vacation.
Not only do they look good, but they're making the perfect meal.
Oh, yeah.
Always.
Like, here's the strawberries.
Dang.
Oh, my God.
So, do you cook?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's all Amanda.
Yeah.
I have fun.
The dive photo was good.
With you diving.
Oh, yeah.
That one was good.
That was good.
Yes, I had that.
I perfectly placed it.
Yeah, your butt was perfectly placed.
I was like, they got it.
They got it.
I was like, this will do well.
Where are you from?
I'm from Chicago.
Oh, cool.
Awesome.
My family's born out here, but, like, it's like, yeah, whatever.
Are you from Texas?
No, no.
Where are you from?
I'm from Florida.
Where are you from?
Austria.
Oh, yeah.
I saw when he visited his mom.
Yeah.
Hey, how did you meet?
Here in the building.
Oh, seriously?
Yeah.
Just, like, were you doing the same thing she was doing?
No, I wasn't, like, into social media at all.
I would make him be in the videos.
Oh, right, right.
I was just the buff guy at the gym.
Right.
He's like, we need someone with abs.
I'm like...
Oh, my God.
Yes.
I was like, we're going to fake make out for this video.
We called each other boyfriend, girlfriend, and then it actually happened.
He's like, I don't want to date you, though.
And I was like, okay, but now we're dating.
Oh, my God.
That was great.
Oh, my God.
Good job.
Okay, I'm down.
You guys look great.
I'm down.
We should get trainers.
Oh, my God.
I'm not going to even put you in it.
It's okay.
Surprise.
I'm dead.
And I called Jason.
I'm like, really?
Why are you cheating with Amanda?
You were in some of his vines.
I'm like, the hot girl.
Why are you cheating with me?
Yeah, Jason, why?
I'm the one that called you.
Why, huh?
I'm dying.
I'm down.
I'm so flattered because I always think that nobody cares what I'm doing, so I'm just like,
who's to blame?
No.
I know it feels that way sometimes, like even though you get like whatever, you're like,
no one cares.
I think that's a good way to be, though.
Yeah, it is.
Imagine if you're like, yeah, no.
I know a few people like that.
Yeah.
We don't want to take too much of your time, so.
I almost ate in the car.
Time to go.
Okay, we're going to go now.
Babe, I know.
I'm sorry.
Okay, can we just like, I feel like we should do a cute pose.
Or should I just be like a fan?
No, no.
That's like a cute, can we be like a fitness person?
Yeah, we can do a flexing one.
Well, I don't know if I should flex.
Oh, should I flex too?
Okay.
Or you could do like a booty pose.
Oh, yeah.
What are you going to do?
I don't know.
Should I point to your butt?
Sure.
Okay, yes.
Do I look like a total potato right now?
No.
Good thing I lost 11 pounds before this.
I lost 11 pounds.
Are you ready?
One, two, three, go.
Oh, my God, don't film me.
I feel like a make-a-wish.
It's not bad.
I literally feel like that.
You're so skinny.
I don't know if I just hang out with you all the time.
Yeah.
I look so sweaty.
You look great.
Yeah, I kind of got a full glam shade.
You look great.
This morning you were freaking up with me, and now you're freaking me out.
Because that was what I was planning to do today, but we got into a fight.
We were supposed to be here at 1 o'clock.
Well, that would have been the best way to make up, is Amanda.
Well, thank you for that, because honestly, I just want to only eat steak for the rest of my life.
I love you.
That's so crazy, because we were talking about that in the car today.
I did not.
I'm glad you were surprised.
I thought for sure you'd figure it out.
No, I didn't.
I would have no idea.
You should have told me.
Oh, but you know what?
You were so smart.
You were like, I'm going to take you out to dinner.
I was like, oh, I should dress up a little bit.
Otherwise, I would have had no makeup or anything on.
I knew at least if we were going to dinner, you'd put some makeup on.
Yeah.
I knew you'd be surprised.
That was literally the best reaction to anything I've ever seen.
Oh, really?
I didn't know how to react.
You were great.
I was like, oh, wow, this is going to be a good video.
I thought I didn't know what you'd do.
It was so fun.
Wow, I need some water after that.
That was crazy.
Our light looks really good.
But you can't see, so you should keep yours down.
But this looks beautiful on me.
Yours looks beautiful on you, too.
Oh, my god.
This is Amanda Cerny and Johannes Blanco.
This is the best date night ever.
My favorite bite of you guys together?
I think you were in it.
It was the one where she was like a nerd.
She had like glasses.
And like, oh, my god, you're so ugly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, they were in it?
Zayn and Heath were in it, too.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know.
They must have looked so different.
Because I didn't know.
Because I just watched it the other day.
And then she takes off her glasses.
And like, whoa, who's the thing?
I like that one.
I thought that was so good.
There's very few people I get like excited to meet.
And like, that was cool.
That was cool because you got me.
You like legit.
Because even though I spoiled the surprise and found out,
like legit would have no idea that's what we were doing.
I was just like, uh-oh.
Right, right.
God, I look so beautiful.
Oh, no, babe.
Babe, you ruined my light.
That's like when the Snapchat filter goes off.
Oh, ----.
Let me back up.
OK.
Let's get that Snapchat filter back on.
Oh, yeah, there.
Ooh, babe.
Oh, my god.
I know when I was little, I always
wanted to move to California.
When I was five years old, I was like,
I want to move to California.
I want to live by the beach.
Because you'd like see it on TV or whatever.
And the palm trees.
I used to drink it.
I lived in Boston.
It was so cold.
And I was like, I want to be warm all the time.
And I'll just hang out at the beach.
And then, like, I'm here.
I did it.
And it is dope.
But it's not that dope.
Are you saying, like, because you're working?
Yeah, because I got to work.
But you don't.
Like, that doesn't even make any sense.
Because your work is literally going to hang out
with a man starting in Yohannes.
You know what I mean?
Like.
I know, but like.
It's not like you have to go to Starbucks
and, like, sit in a Starbucks for eight hours.
That's true.
But I could, yeah.
It could be worse for sure.
But I'm not, like, at the beach all day.
You're going to ruin my fridge, babe.
There's so much in there.
What's in the fridge right now?
There's four packs of watermelon.
There's four packs of raspberries.
Love that.
All green juices.
A bunch of wellness shots.
Tons of water.
You still got the Reese's?
Did you just throw them out?
Babe, we got to keep that in there for emergency.
Just in case.
What if we have a headache or a bad day?
Or someone breaks in.
And we're just like, oh, that was stressful.
We need a Reese's, you know?
All right.
Babe, you're on fire.
We should take you right to the comedy store right now.
Yeah?
I bet you would kill.
Is that a surprise?
Oh, could you imagine?
You're like, you're going up there.
That'll be my surprise for you.
I'm going to take you out one night.
Don't take me to the comedy store to do stand-up.
Laugh Factory.
I'm taking you to Laugh Factory.
I know the owner.
As long as you pay the audience to laugh, I'm good.
No, babe, you're really funny.
No, I love our relationship.
I love it so much.
It makes me sad when you want to end it.
Because it's, like, the best relationship.
Because, like, I just know.
Like, we just know everything.
What is this?
This is all new.
I know that's Fred Siegel.
But what's this?
Babe, there's all kinds of new things that I need to know.
Why?
I know.
But I would.
Oh, Rumble.
I saw someone on Instagram posting it.
What's that?
It's a boxing place.
It's a boxing gym?
Yeah.
A lot of the trendy people come over here.
I never come over this section.
I feel too ugly to come over this section.
This is, like, where all the hot, pretty people, like, work out at Equinox and stuff.
It's like...
Yeah, I've been into that Equinox.
It's very intimidating.
It's very...
Like, literally, the Instagram girls I follow, they all go to that one.
That was crazy.
I still can't get over when she opened the door.
I was...
I don't know why.
Even before she opened it, I was, like, nervous.
I'm nervous.
I don't want to meet people.
You get like that, though, when you meet people.
You don't really want to meet them.
What's the special occasion for BoA?
Am I getting proposed to tonight?
Is this two surprises in one?
Is Johannes bringing out the ring?
And Amanda's going to be my bridesmaid?
That's what I'm saying.
I was trying to read them, too.
I was like, we probably should get out.
Like, I didn't want to take too much of their time.
Right, right.
But then I also felt like they were enjoying it.
So I was like, so then I just pulled you out.
Because it's always good for them to want more, you know?
No.
I might not.
But even when I went to your house for the first time,
remember?
When we did that bit in David's car
with, like, the gerbil or whatever?
Yeah.
And, like, I felt so awkward just standing around.
I'm like, oh.
And not knowing that people just go there and sit all day.
But I remember being like, I got to go.
And then David's like, can you stay around?
Or do you, like, have to go?
I'm like, I don't know if I'm supposed to stay
or if I'm supposed to leave.
Because I just like to leave, you know?
I don't like to, like, hang around someone's house.
Seriously, what's the occasion?
Why are we going to BoA?
I don't know.
Just to go.
Because you said we hadn't gone to dinner in a while.
Yeah, I was thinking about other places we eat
where I can stay on my diet, too.
Like, I can stay on my diet.
We have to go here.
You want to go somewhere else?
No, no.
I'm so excited that we get to go to BoA.
Right.
We talked about it last week.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, that's why.
Well, you didn't say that.
I'm like, did you remember or no?
No, I remember.
Oh.
I'm just saying, like, don't let my diet
deter you from taking me out more often.
Because anywhere we go, I can find something to eat.
Oh, I see.
I got you.
Yeah, all right.
Of course.
As long as you don't eat bread and fries,
I think you're good.
They were like, he's, like, the comedic boyfriend
in every, like, romantic comedy movie.
Like, the Amy Schumer movies and stuff.
And I was like, oh my god, he really is.
You're just, like, perfect is what they were trying to say,
which was true.
Perfect and funny and goofy.
You know what happened to me twice this weekend?
What?
Two different people were like, you look good in person.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Were they hitting on you?
No.
You know who it was?
It was the girl who tweeted.
Oh, she was hitting on you.
She was, like, hanging around you and being like,
I partied with them last night.
Because I didn't like that part of it.
I was like, can you lay off?
Why are you partying with them?
The guy just came over with the two nicest rolls
I've ever seen in my life.
And the butter.
And the salted herb butter.
But there's salt on the butter, which
that makes it taste so good.
And Tricia was, you were, you just said no.
Well, because Jason looks at me, even with the drinks.
He looks at me because he doesn't want to say no for me.
So I'm like, all right, I'll say no for myself.
But, um.
I think we could have a drink.
I think we could have a drink over the bread.
I think I'm going to wait on the drink
until we do our Mamma Mia date night.
Why are you going to drink at the movies?
No, no, babe.
It's a date night.
So we have dinner.
Oh, we have dinner first.
At Mercado.
You know what?
That's, like, next week.
When the movie comes out.
So I could lose technically another 10 pounds before then.
I could be 25 pounds down then.
Oh my god.
Should we have the bread guy come back?
No.
Oh, babe.
That's a good order.
No.
Babe, what if we ended up looking better
than Amanda and Johannes?
Like, we become, like, even more fit than them.
Okay, come on.
And Jason takes little bites.
Small portions at a time
so it feels like you're eating more than just one shrimp.
I'm awful.
David and Brandon and Todd are making fun of this
because they say it's the worst picture of me
but it says my boyfriend is so handsome.
Why do you look so good?
They were like,
you look great in the photo.
Like, you look fantastic.
And they were like,
it is the worst photo.
It's so good.
Thank you.
I didn't even think it was a bad photo.
I think every photo is bad.
I think you look good.
I look like you were looking away like a model.
Keto diet.
This is awesome.
Are you so happy?
I feel like you should be so happy
we're not eating french fries.
I am so happy.
Oh, you are?
You looked so concerned there for a second.
That was fun.
We had a good time.
So the date went well.
I feel like I'm on, like,
a show about dating.
So, date went well.
I definitely would consider seeing Jason again.
I love my sugar dad.
I love you.
I love you too.
I'll see you later.
I'll see you in a little while.
Bye, honey.
Bye.