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Guys, this is Winnie the Pooh. It's the story of a bear who likes honey and doesn't wear pants.
This is Jason's suitcase. It's my suitcase. I packed for both of us.
And I got my Toy Story shoes, my Hercules shirt, and this person from Star Wars. I don't know who it is.
BB-8.
Oh yeah, I got him.
There's some toast there.
Yeah, no, I'm good.
No, ew.
You hungry?
No.
It's from today.
Ew, so gross.
Me and Wyatt left for school. I said, oh dad, one more daddy, one more thing. I said, what?
He goes, is it okay if I leave my toast?
Yeah, he's going to school. I mean, it sucks to go to school.
I hate my hair right now.
I actually, like, kind of love it.
Oh my god, it looks so awful.
Oh my god, I feel great. I got princess nails done yesterday, and they're like, oh, don't you want to get fall colors?
I said, no, I'm going to Disney World.
I need my princess nails.
Babe, I think I'm going to throw up on the plane. I ate a lot of apple jam.
No.
No, I'm going to throw up because I had five bowls of apple jam.
You had five bowls of apple jam?
Well, I was doing it for the shot because I was doing a morning routine.
So, I kept trying to, like, get different angles of it.
And so, by the time I knew it, it was good.
That's your morning routine? Five bowls of apple jam?
Well, it's not, but I wanted to make it more colorful.
Like, my morning routine is me laying around in my bed.
Like, that's not exciting.
I'm so confused. How does that work?
So much is happening.
Oh my gosh, I can't even contain myself right now.
Why didn't David take us? He always wants to take people to the airport.
Okay, guys. We just got to our room.
Trisha's freaking out because there's a giraffe over there.
Is that a giraffe or a tree?
Oh, yeah. I see him.
I don't know if the phone's going to work.
Yeah, you can't really see him.
No?
You can't on camera, but we can kind of see him.
Wow. Tomorrow.
You're excited. Trisha couldn't even wait to open the door.
Babe, there's two of them.
Do you see both of them?
What's that right there in front of us? Is that a giraffe?
He's not moving.
Oh, is that a tree?
That one, I think, is actually a tree.
No, it's a giraffe. Look, it's moving. It's moving.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, yeah. We'll see him in the morning.
I feel like we're in Jurassic Park.
Huh?
I feel like we're in Jurassic Park.
Yeah.
Show the bunk beds. What is that?
We got some bunk beds in here.
I have a friend that cursed us, who said,
Oh, get the room with the bunk beds.
And I'm like, I don't want bunk beds.
I want to be with my boyfriend.
And now we're in this queen bed.
And I know Jason's ass is going to be up on that bunk bed.
Well, I'm going right here.
Because this bed is too small.
Babe.
It's too small.
But it's fine. We'll figure it out.
I can do a video right here, just standing.
Because it's the perfect height.
See if you fit.
Me too.
Hi, guys. It's Jason and Trisha.
Get you up here.
It's me.
All right. We're going to go get something to eat.
Five bowls of apple jars.
Okay, guys. We're at Disney World.
Everyone thinks Trisha's a character.
She had me dressed as some character.
I don't know.
Who am I supposed to be?
Prince Eric.
From what movie?
Little Mermaid.
I'm Ariel.
She's Ariel.
Yeah, I love Ariel.
Now, people are going to start to recognize Trish.
Someone's coming now.
Hey, what's up?
Nice to meet you.
So massive.
I can't comprehend how massive this is.
Whoa. What's this?
Wow.
Oh, yeah.
I love it.
Feeling good.
It's a little muggy here.
Oh, I love this.
It's like a menu as you're walking in.
So you already know what you're going to order.
Okay, we are at Be Our Guest,
which I don't know what that is,
but I guess it's from Beauty and the Beast,
and it's the Beast's restaurant.
And we just went on a ride,
and it was pretty fun.
It's really hot in here.
Well, now I'm in line with another family
that I'm not with.
I better move back.
This is it.
We should have done Beast and Belle cosplay today.
There's always tomorrow.
I know.
And I got the outfits for it, too.
But don't worry.
Your outfits tomorrow are more comfortable.
This was the most uncomfortable I think I packed for you.
Just because of the pants.
It's fine.
But you couldn't wear shorts with this.
It didn't make sense.
Nobody would know who you are.
I know.
I would hate that.
I would hate for people not to know.
Is that your Prince Eric?
Yeah.
It's what I've been working towards my entire life.
That's our pose we've got to do.
Once we get that pose,
I've been just too rushed up for it,
but we've got to get that,
and then we can do a side-by-side.
What's the movie about?
Are you being serious?
Does he turn into a beast?
No, it's Little Mermaid, honey.
Oh, I get him confused.
Oh, my gosh.
Where's she from?
She's from the sea?
She's a mermaid,
and she gets legs from the sea witch.
Donna's sometimes outside.
I almost had you Disney-bound as Gaston,
because that's a very easy one to do.
He's Gaston.
That's the Beast?
No, he's like the bad guy.
In what movie?
Beauty and the Beast.
Oh, okay.
He's the bad guy?
He's the one that loves Belle.
He wants to marry her.
So we're going to meet Ariel now?
Yeah.
When you met Anna and Elsa,
you just shook their hands.
You're so funny.
What am I supposed to do?
I don't know.
You don't look excited at all.
Our picture, I couldn't even post.
You look so not excited.
I don't think he's so bad-looking.
Who?
The Beast.
No, he's good-looking,
even in the movie.
Yeah, he's beautiful.
Yes.
Oh, he's so cute in that movie.
Oh, I love it.
I love Luke Gathering in that movie,
though, too.
I love Gaston.
He's so good.
I'm so happy I can teach you about this.
Oh, yeah.
Ooh, we're going to the West Wing.
Oh, this is so cool.
The West Wing is big.
He did not want Belle to go.
She was not supposed to go
into the West Wing.
Ah, okay, okay.
Under the sea.
No, but we went
and I forced myself to go.
Aw.
Sha-la-la-la.
We're doing this.
I can't believe we're doing this.
Again, we came all this way.
So, you want to hear my plan, maybe?
I do.
So, since we're eating dinner here,
maybe we should stick with Magic Kingdom today.
Do Hollywood and Epcot Park.
Okay.
And then do Animal Kingdom Friday
since we're staying there.
Perfect.
And we're shorter day, Friday.
Good plan.
Yay!
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited I already hit all the parks.
And then Hollywood Park, Epcot,
because Epcot's got the good food
because it's in all those,
we could do any kind of dining.
And then Animal Kingdom,
is there an attraction anywhere?
I think they had that at Paris
and I was like, oh.
So, is Aladdin?
Why did you have Agrabah?
You know Agrabah's not a real city?
Agrabah?
That's where they're from,
Aladdin and Jasmine.
I know it's not a real city.
None of this is real.
Don't say that.
It's not.
It was a real city.
I always thought it was real
and someone said it's not real.
I tried to smile in all the photos.
Let's show this one.
At the end of this trip,
you're going to have so much fun
that you're going to want to come back
like right away.
What are you on?
You're going to turn,
by the end of this trip,
I think you're going to be so into this.
You're going to miss it.
This is one,
could you imagine being stuck
on this ride for like an hour?
It'd be so fun.
You think?
Yeah, because then you just
could see all the dolls
scooting around.
You could peek into each of their faces.
It doesn't annoy you,
the same song over and over.
Oh, I love it.
I love the same song.
I used to have this as my ringtone.
I probably still have it on my phone.
I love it.
you get one phone call,
No, I like to hear it over and over.
I'm just in shock.
I'm just in shock by it all.
It's so weird to me that we're here.
It does feel like a different world,
like a different,
like it doesn't feel like reality.
Literally since I was like four,
I remember asking for my birthday.
Yeah, my mom couldn't afford it,
my dad hated it,
so he never wanted to take us.
My mom couldn't afford us,
so she couldn't take us.
And then even I had people
who would always take me on crazy trips,
and I used to always take them
and go to Disney World as well.
And nobody ever wanted to go with me,
so this is the first time I've ever been.
I'm so excited.
This is the outfit
that Trisha picked out for me today.
I look like I work at a hookah bar.
Oh, it's just set up like the other place.
Yes.
How are you doing?
Sorry I took so long.
What was happening?
Was there a line?
I was in the women's.
No, you weren't.
Yeah, I was in the wrong line for a while.
Were you?
Yeah.
No, you weren't.
Were you really?
Yeah, I was standing outside.
I was like,
why are all these women
waiting for the men's room?
Stop it.
I want you to put me on a lease like that.
Yeah.
But you want a lease.
Yeah, I do.
I love that.
Just don't go anywhere.
I'll keep you from shopping.
And this is our sandstone rock formation.
You know, a lot of people take it for granted,
but personally, I think it rocks.
Yeah, it's really one of our bolder attractions.
I could just marvel at it for hours.
I've heard more water comes over Switzerfall
in one minute than a person can drink
in their entire lifetime.
Now, I don't know about you folks,
but I find that a little hard to swallow.
Ah, yes, you all felt that mist right there, right?
That's my future.
After you dumped me.
No, I'd love you even more.
You want to live in Orlando?
Yeah.
Really?
And this is where I live.
It's a little plain, but it's home.
I got a great deal on it, though.
Half off.
Classic.
All right, well, now we're crossing
into headhunter territory.
It's not a great place to be headed.
Just ask my last friend.
He's right over there.
What a bunch of boneheads, huh?
They were on the naughty list.
She's on fire.
Oh, no.
Get us out of here!
Oh, they're not real.
I thought they were real.
She just told me she wants a knife.
Because I'm Jewish.
I said, you're not Jewish.
She goes, well, I am.
So it's Jewish.
I don't even get that many.
Oh, you're going to get money this year.
Don't worry.
I'm already shopping.
I said no gifts.
So I was already excited.
Let's not do any gifts.
Let's donate the money.
I like her jokes.
It's a lot of jokes.
She's got about two, three jokes a minute.
It's pretty good.
You can't relate.
Now what?
Pirates?
There's a lot of pirates.
Let's go.
Well, we did Pirates of the Caribbean.
And?
And I think it's a lot different than Disneyland.
But Trish thought it was pretty much the same.
Oh, you're such a liar right now.
I said, Trish, obviously you're not a Disneyphile.
Oh my god.
Because you couldn't really spot the differences.
But since I know the rides so much.
I've been to Disneyland.
I've been to Disneyland Paris.
I'm planning a trip to Tokyo, Disneyland.
Who?
With who?
You can come if you want.
Oh, I can't?
It's just been a lifelong dream of mine to go to Disneyland Australia.
There's not Australia.
Only Hong Kong and Tokyo.
Well, you don't get the newsletter.
I can't have ice cream.
It's not.
It's bad news for me.
He won't be able to walk.
Yeah, ice cream's no good for me.
I know you.
Yeah, I do.
I know you.
You're the cool girl with the shades.
Winnie the Pooh.
Alright, it's 5 o'clock.
5 o'clock somewhere.
I'm trying to get to 545.
That's when dinner is, right?
You have one hour.
You don't want to wish the day away.
I'm not.
I'm just very excited for dinner.
No, you're not.
Are you?
Actually, I am too.
I'm kind of getting hungry.
We didn't eat much for lunch.
Did we?
Yeah.
I like this ride.
It's light.
Guys, this is Winnie the Pooh.
It's the story of a bear who likes honey and doesn't wear pants.
Over here we have the same characters.
And then here's the same characters.
You have two kids.
It's a wide turn.
This is Trisha's bedroom.
And this is Trisha.
The cutest character of all.
Oh, I thought you were doing a joke.
There you are.
That's you Winnie the Pooh with your belly up in the air.
Hey, I'm going to a trainer.
I'm working on it.
No, that looks like rain.
That's what they say.
Rain or shine.
Looks like we're going to have to go home.
Looks like we're going to have to go back to the hotel.
Yay.
Oh my god, this is worse than your Lamborghini.
I know.
That's hard to know.
Okay, but push the gas.
Will you gas?
Yeah, but when I push it, it falls out of gear.
It's not that easy.
Oh my god.
These are actual race cars and we're going like a minute a mile.
We have a line of people, honey.
Alright.
Oh my god, I ---- driven.
Oh my god, see this is what happens.
This is really weird.
Why don't you stop spinning the wheel so much?
Just keep it steady.
Actual child.
I don't understand what's happening.
Look at his face.
He's so stressed about this.
It's so stressful.
Wow.
I thought all our fans are watching us be losers in this car.
Okay guys, we're going to do Space Mountain now.
One and two.
That's you and me.
Number one, number two.
At least you got the order right.
Yeah.
Trust me, I know.
Trisha first.
It was dark the entire time.
It's space.
Yeah, I know, but you can't see anything.
You can't enjoy anything.
You know what I mean?
Like it's not.
No, that's like the thrill though.
You saw like little light flashes.
High five.
Magic Kingdom done.
Okay, hi.
This way.
You should be happy.
We got one park out of the way.
Yeah.
Three more to go.
I am so sick.
People compliment me on stuff you wear.
Hey, I love your earrings.
Oh, hey, I love your purse.
Phone case, dress.
Phone case, yeah.
No one ever says anything to me, compliments me about anything.
Maybe you need to push the other a little more.
Hey, this is cool.
Don't you love it though?
If we got like stranded on a desert island, you could eat me.
There's so much meat on me that you could eat me for years to live.
It's a nice thought.
Yeah, it is.
It's very comforting to know that I have a good couple months.
Appreciate that, babe.
Thanks.
That's why I keep eating for you.
I think about your survival.
We just spent an hour finding this suitcase for Tricia and they have it in our hotel.
There's 10,000 hotels here.
There's just so much crap you can buy.
I am so happy to be here.
Smile, it's Disneyland.
Be happy.
We got jelly beans.
I had some jelly beans in my belly button last night because I was watching TV.
So I put them in my jelly button.
I put them in my jelly button.
That sounds crazy.
Yeah, I just said jelly button.
Put them in my belly button.
And Tricia came over and said, oh, I need to eat those jelly beans.
And I was like, those are mine.
They're in my belly.
And then she started eating them and she forced one further down.
I almost had to go to the hospital.
I almost had to go to urgent care.
He wouldn't die having a jelly bean in his belly button.
You don't want a jelly bean in your belly button.
Why?
Because you don't.
Yeah, it's really great.
It's beautiful at night.
Really?
Yeah.
It's really pretty.
Elsa does that.
What?
Elsa does that.
Oh, really?
That's Elsa?
She does it at the show.
She goes, hey guys, should I do it?
And she lights it up?
Yeah.
Is that my cue to sing?
No.
Now?
No.
Okay, fine.
Your cue to sing is whatever we're going to sing.
Okay, ready?
Yeah, ready.
Good night, Prince Eric.
This is the last time you'll see us in our Disney bound of Ariel and Eric.
Bye.