EMBARRASSING MYSELF ICE SKATING!!

It's a song by Joji. What's Joji? It's Jojo Siwa's brother. David's asking me to smell his rug. Yeah, I know, I need a haircut. I mean, it's not great. But I mean, I can only smell it when I stick my nose in it. We got it, like, cleaned. Yeah, so? Like, we spent a lot of money to clean it. That's why it smells like vacuum. Yeah, it's really not that bad. It just needs to air out. To air out? Yeah, it'll be fine in a couple weeks. You guys are turning real anal over here. We've had big parties, and we're trying to clean this up. This is what Natalie's getting today. Um... We're getting a gumball machine. Why? It's like this big square one, holds all the gumballs on top, and you put it in a quarter. You're a poor thing. David woke up today and decided he wanted to redo everything in the house. Oh my god. So we're getting this gumball machine, and the gumball's rolled down this, like, rollercoaster thing. And it comes down, and you pick it up, and you eat it. You're seven. It's gonna be cool. And then we're getting surround sound speakers, which is about time. Hey, I feel so bad for you. I had to do your job on Saturday. Why? This is so fun. Friday. You have to keep in mind she also lives here, so it's like... She gets to have a couple gumballs once in a while. She's like, I gotta have some gumballs and some surround sound. Like, this isn't for me. Well, you know, gumballs are pretty cool. Yeah, I guess it's kind of fun. Oh my god, I went and got that car on Friday. By the way, here's what I learned. Here's the hardest part about your job. No thanks. Thankless. Not an ounce of appreciation. No, I was appreciative. I know you were appreciative, but you didn't voice it. Oh, I didn't voice it. I appreciate it. The way I looked at it is like, Jason's going to get his vlog done here. Yeah. I'm going to get my vlog done on this side. So when I do things, what do they say? I see that Natalie's getting her job done and Jason's paying her. Time for a raise. Let's talk about it. Let's do it. I want a raise. You're getting one. I'm working on it. No, but I appreciate both of you guys. Now let's focus on the gumball machine. No, I showed up with something that was wrong. Oh, the shoes. Because we were on the phone and he was like, got to get the Gucci shoes. Just get Gucci. No, I don't care. Just get Gucci. So I go to Bloomingdale's. Wrong size in our women's shoes. They had one. They're like, we don't sell Gucci. And then the guy goes in the back. The guy knew me from the vlogs and was a YouTuber. And he was like, oh, yo, where's David? Yeah. He's like, yo, where's David, man? He said, I'm going to go look at the back for you. And he pulls out one pair of Gucci shoes. And then I showed up. Dude was like, it's all wrong. Listen, when I was surprised, I wanted to go like perfectly. I mean, that went pretty perfect. His reaction was insane. Yeah, it went great. But like, and you were like, he's not going to care about the shoes. He started bawling at the shoes. The shoes would have been enough. It was great chaos that comes with executing something so perfectly. That's what you're a part of. I gotcha. I was happy. Not all fun and games. Jason, I learned to keep my mouth shut. I know I didn't complain either. I was trying not to complain. When I had diarrhea in the Bloomingdale's bathroom, I was like, don't call David. I called Jason. And I'm like, where are you guys? And he's like, I'm in the Bloomingdale's bathroom. I'm like, what are you doing there? And he's like, I don't know. I'll call you back. And I'm like, OK, do you have the car? And he's like, yeah, but we lost the keys. I lost the key to the new car. And he's like, it's fine. It's somewhere in Bloomingdale's. We're going to find it. And he got a text six minutes later saying, OK, we found it. It was so funny. It was so rushed. Oh, because you know why? Because Tricia is vlogging. Vlogmas. So she starts vlogging, and you just forget. All right, let's go. Bye, Natalie. Good luck with the gumball machine. Oh, I have my new merch I want to show you. Natalie, I want to show you my new merch idea. She could care less. I already have one scene for my vlog. And the new medication is working out. Who did that? The guy that threw his bottle in my car. Right here. Brutal. Oh, that's like my cellulite. I got a court order to appear in court for it. Oh, you did? Are you going to go? Because you have to. It says failure to show up may result in a warrant for your arrest. Which is bullshit. Why are they making me work? Like, it's crazy. I didn't even call them. I didn't even call the police. I just got sucked into it because I was next to the police. It's your civic duty, dog. Civic duty. Just vlog it right in court. Say, hey, judge, is it cool if I whip out my Canon 80D? I don't get why I have to be there if it's on video. It's on video with the guy committed. So why would I have to be there to testify when people can just watch it? Just pull the vlog up during court. There it is. Did you miss it? Oh, wait, wait, wait, slow down. This part's really funny, actually. Okay, we got it. No, no, no, keep watching, keep watching. Watch this end. Watch Zane. Watch Zane finish drinking all this. That's what I do. Monday, Wednesdays, and Fridays. All right, Mr. Dobrik, please sit down. We all understand. Order in this court. We all understand your vlogs are lit, Mr. Dobrik. It's just going to court takes up so much time. It's like a five hour, six hour thing. When is it? No idea. I'll go with you. And I don't want to meet the guy. No, I'm going to be face to face with him in a courtroom. That's awful. Yeah. He's going to be looking straight at me. He's going to be like, you're the f***ing guy. Well, you know what? He'll probably get locked up and he'll be fine. That sucks. Yeah, it sucks. It's up to me. He shouldn't get locked up. Very, very forgiving. Where are we going? We're picking up Todd. Ooh, and Jeff? Uh, if they're together. Todd the bot. Todd, then we're picking up Dom. Ooh, a foursome. Yep. Very exciting. Listen, I am thankful you got the car. I was just very stressed out. I couldn't say thank you. I know you're thankful. Stop complaining. You ever f***ing complain like that in front of my employees? All right, all right. Sorry. I was having a good time. Trisha was like, what are we doing? Trisha shot so much. Yeah, she did. She shot a lot. Your vlogs are perfect for like stressful times. It's true. That's when mine aren't. I thought you guys were like prospering. Wow, okay. They have a vlog to get done. Yeah, no, no. I really like my vlog. I thought it was great. Because it's like, you don't have a story in a vlog. But if you like show like going somewhere, it keeps people interested. Like, okay, they're here now. They're here now. It's kind of working towards something. What are we doing today? What are we doing? I am so f***ing jacked up. And I know I'm going to be tired in like an hour. But right now, you've got me. I know, I know, I know, I know. When you have too much energy, I can't do anything with you. And when you have too little energy, I can't do anything with you. I gotta get you in the sweet spot. About 40 minutes, I'll start filming. Hey, I can't show in the front of our house. But hi, Todd. Hey, how you doing? Come on out from the front of our house that I'm not supposed to show. Don't show it, man. I don't want any stalkers, you know. When you're as good-looking as us, bro, you better watch out. Bro, when you're as good-looking as us, and when you cry like us together, it's f***ing game over. Don't talk about that. Don't tell David about that, how we cry together. Guys, I just recorded a little thing on the piano. It's not very good. What's that? You haven't heard the song, so I can't show you. It's not good, you know. But I just want to let you know. Man, why don't we just f***ing stop all this s*** and do music, David? Too much energy. David, you're 21 years old. You're prime boy band age. That's my tile. This vlog brought to you by tile. Why is your tile going out? I don't know. Is Trisha trying to find you? Yeah, she has an anklet on. Where are we going? That is actually really funny. I thought Trisha was trying to find you. We're going to some Instagram event. Oh, wow. It's always a surprise. But seriously, boy band. One 45-year-old member. I think it works. Bro, you know what's crazy? We've got two single dudes in the car. F***ing nuts, huh? Yeah, it's insane. F***ing possibilities are endless. I gotta shut the f*** down. I can't shut it off. Okay, Todd's song. Wait, should I shut my camera off? Is this private? No, it's not private. Yeah, you don't have to listen to it. I want to listen to it. No, it's just really quick. It's like two chords. Well, that's even better. It's two chords, bro. It's a song by Joji. What's Joji? Is that Jojo Siwa's brother? Play Joji. Oh, there's Joji Siwa and then there's Jojo Siwa? Don't f***ing judge, bro. Why is it much better? I don't know. Todd, have I ever judged anyone? David, he's not around. Go, hit it. Todd, you haven't been in my vlogs in so long. It's not f***ing good. I just started. I literally just looked up the chords before you guys came out here. When you texted me to come out, I said pause and I played. What's with this guy? It's like we're not family. Play it. I'm just kidding. All right, I haven't listened to it yet. Here we go. Don't let David watch. He's f***ing around. It's great. That's amazing, Todd. I'm going to quit the vlogs. I'm super sorry. All you need is another three minutes. Yep. You're on your way. I have a pimple on my cheek. Isn't that crazy? A pimple on your cheek? Well, we got to do something about that. I always loved when like- You want me to pop it? I always loved when like Instagram people would like complain about a pimple. Like I was in high school, so I was getting like a good amount of acne. But other people have tons of acne and celebrities or people on Instagram are like, Oh my god. And they like touch their face delicately with their face. I can't believe this. Todd's jacket says it's a hundred dollars. And he's like, this jacket's really expensive. And he's like, it's a hundred dollars. And what I think is expensive is so off because I'm with Trisha all the time. I'm like a hundred dollars? Like it's fifteen thousand. I don't- like that's expensive. Oh, that's funny. And I was like, but I mean a hundred dollars for a jacket. A hundred dollars is f***ing bad for a jacket. I wouldn't do more than forty, fifty. Except that one jacket I have, that winter jacket I have. That's like almost your jacket. You're so full of s***. You have expensive stuff. Yeah, that winter jacket. That eight hundred dollar one that you convinced me of. Yeah, exactly. That's the only one I have. The Canada Goose jacket. I bought that about a year ago. Is this the guy wearing three card earrings? Yeah! No, shoot. That's different. Look at this. This is from my high school basketball. And I got these pants for free. And yeah, that's about it. I gotta walk like this all day because I pulled my hammies. Oh, you almost hit me. I'll sue you. Look guys, it's Tim Allen. Santa Claus. This is the classic guy out of shape trying to get in shape in the movies. That's what I'm wearing. It smells good here. Does. It smells like... What does it smell like? I don't know. Is that pizza? Roast. It smells like really good fried food. Oh my god, I'm so out of shape. This is an ice skating event, I think. No. Oh, man. We're influencers. We're social media influencers. There's going to be a lot of people I'm jealous of because they're young and good looking. Hey, Jason. How are you? What have you been doing since Vine? Killing the game is what I've been doing. I don't see you so much on Insta. Yeah, it's my face. I'm the male Madonna of Instagram. Where have you been? You love to see people. I'm here for you. I hate how social you are. Watch Dom's personality change now when he's out in public with people. It's going to be completely different. It's going to be real hard. Look at him. It's already changed. In the car, he was talking about CBD oil. Now, he's going to be like, yo, what's up? Flexing all the time. It is a nice day. You're right. Do you think now he's going to be nicer or a lot ruder? No, now he's going to go into Dom mode. Who's going to go into Dom mode? You're going to go into Dom mode. It's a complete shift. You're going to go into dirty Dom now. David, give me some inspiration. When we're in the bathroom, he says, you're busting it open out there, but you got to bust it open in here. I saw, I would say. The most inspirational ---- ever, bro. I swear to god. Yeah, that was interesting. David turned that around on you. I thought you were winning that argument. Yeah, what's up? What's up? I'm 45. Oh, really? I just heard something. You're what? I work for Disney. Oh, but what was the other part? I'm a dancer. Oh, really? Jason, you dance, bro? I'm a dancer, bro. Really, bro? Let's see what you got. Let's go. How are you? How's everything? Yeah, that's the excuse I use. Oh, yeah. I'm scared. I can do this one. Jason, put them on. I got to go, man. He came here to ice skate. He's just dancing. He gets his life. Everyone, check us out at LA Live for ice skating. Guys, come meet us right now. Bad idea. When this video's up. Todd, I can't. You just want me to fall. You can. You can do it. All right. Look at me. I'm telling you, this one's busted. Look. Oh, good. We don't have to go. Let's leave. Justin, clip. Am I crazy? Am I doing it wrong? Oh, you know what? Maybe it's like that. What kind of camera is that? Oh, it's an iPhone. Stupid me. I'm coming. What'd you do with your camera? I can be lonely with you. This is a bad idea. Okay, I'm good. Let's go. Yo, what up, man? What up, man? I'm 45. How's it going? Right on, dude. Age is just a number. Do you want a picture with Dave or do you want me to ruin it by being in it? You can be in it. It's fine. Let's do it. You didn't come out in my picture. Why didn't you? I thought you just wanted it with David. I called you. Can I take a picture with you? Yeah, of course. I'm not a good skater. Stop looking over here. Oh, that's very nice. Thank you very much. I'm in a stressful situation right now. Normally, I'd be a lot friendlier. I don't know how to do this. By the way, your shirt's inside out. What? Your shirt's inside out. Oh, my God. I'm so embarrassed. Thank you for telling me. Watch out. This sucks. I'm coming to you. I don't know who you are, but you're going to save me. You got the goods. You got the camera. We got you. I don't know how I'm going to get back over there to my sneakers. Did you get the shot? Yeah, the worst shot ever. Oh, my God. Well, if I can make it back over there without falling, I got this. I can do it. Oh, look at this. Show off. Oh, that's my issue. What? Is she a limping? Yeah, they were the ice dancers. That'd be like if LeBron James came down to the basketball court. Right? You wanted to do what? Charlie loves my Mario videos. Oh, my God. Charlie talks about It's Joe nonstop. Oh, It's Joe. Oh, It's Joe posted. Daddy's friend, It's Joe. That's all she ever says. Daddy's friend, It's Joe. And she oh, man. She talks about you, too. She's like his girlfriend's actually a really big star. Then she's kind of threw you aside. Charlie. So you can hold on. No, no, no, no, no. I'm good. I got you. I got you here. Grandma's out. Grandma's out of the old folks. Oh, Eric, I'm doing worse. I'm doing worse with you. Eric, you're making it worse. That's my job. You're going too fast. The five-year-olds are going faster. You're right. To the exit. Exit the gift shop. Grandma's coming over, guys. Make room. Grandma's done. Hold this. You are a lifesaver. I bet your mother loves you. Oh, she does. She really does. What's up? I'm Jason. Mario. Nice to meet you. Thank you. Thank you, Eric Artel. Thank you, young boy. You're welcome, old man. I guess Chivalry's not dead. And then you say, not as long as I'm around. Not as long as I'm around. Okay, we don't need that. I'm not going in there. Don't go in. It's a killer. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, okay. How do you want me to do this? No, no. Harry, Harry. I have very little mobility. No, no, no, no, no. Just help me down to the ground. Jesus! I'm good. I'm good now. Oh, Jesus. I knew it was a bad idea. Okay. Look at you. You got your own filming skill. You're like. We have a new video coming out soon. I'm trying to get that content. Todd's getting on entertainment tonight and I'm not. Can you believe me? He's going to hear about it in the car. He's all excited. He got on entertainment tonight. Kian, who are you wearing? Who are you dating? Target. Are you up there skating? I already went. I was afraid I was going to fall. Dude, my knees are like buckling. My feet hurt. What was up with that? Was that 25 minute interview? The cops kicked me out. Why? Says too old. Is that why? Yeah. That was a 25 minute interview. What the heck? I killed it. Todd and I killed it. They kicked me off the ledge. We just booked him a new role. What? Yes. On what? He's the new host of YouTube. Where's my camera? You were in Shovel Buddies. I won. I auditioned for the part that you got. Dan? I don't know. My part? Hey, real talk. Real talk. Can you get Todd a part on something? He needs it. Oh, is there food here? Oh, wow. What the heck? Oh my god. There's food. Free food. I haven't had lunch, David. And I worked out hard. I worked out hard. I can eat this. Open up. Sorry. I'm sorry. No, no. I'm good. These guys. They won't even need a piece of tuna for my vlog. And I do what David does. I went and bought a car. I can order a check for 30. Oh, hey guys. Where's Dom? Oh, man. I got no energy now. I'm good for about two hours.