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Someone just left a nasty comment on your YouTube video.
Okay, what did they say?
They said you were better when you were in prison.
People are having a real tough time right now.
What's up guys, welcome back to my channel. I hope you're doing well.
Welcome to Jason Nash Comedy.
Ha ha!
I thought it would be like a big party
when I did that. A ton of people would come running out.
I keep forgetting that that's not what happens.
This is Jason Nash Comedy. This is the channel
where you come for vlogs
and stuff about my life and my kids
and my friends and the vlog squad
and all that fun stuff.
I really appreciate you guys coming to the channel
and watching the videos.
Every once in a while, Mr. Jason
needs to do a brand deal.
That's what's happening today.
It's amazing when a company comes in and sponsors one of my videos.
It doesn't happen a lot.
I know how much you love watching the videos
and I know that so many of you,
a good percentage of you, are so supportive of me
because you know I have kids
and you know I'm 46
and you know I work really hard
and I try to bring you good videos.
I know this because I've been out on tour all summer
and I've talked to so many of you
and you've all been so kind
and so generous with your love.
The kind things that you say,
keep going Jason, you inspire me, stuff like that.
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IRL as the kids say.
Do the kids still say that? No, they don't.
Okay, that was 2015.
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I will not try to be hip anymore, sir.
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What? No? Don't say that?
Okay. I won't.
Okay, fine. You want to be best friends?
That's fine. We don't have to be best friends, David!
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Aaron's stretching out, getting ready.
She's probably the angriest out of all of us.
I start out here.
No, you need to like asterisk
hungriest.
When I'm hungry, I get mad.
We're going to a rage room.
We brought the appropriate
rageaholics here. Jeff, Joda.
I'm pretty angry. Jeff's all ready.
He's getting ready.
I'm going to punch this guy right in the face when we walk in.
David, always calm and cool, but you never know.
He might have a little rage in there.
Jonah, you angry?
Nothing angers you.
You're pretty chill.
You're always chill.
Hey Jonah, you ready to smash?
I'm ready to smash.
Not that kind of smash.
What do you mean? Today's August what?
It's June 20th.
He's getting suited up.
David falling behind here.
Having a little bit of trouble.
It looks like you guys are going to take someone away
to the hospital.
It looks like we're in a hospital.
Yeah, it looks like
Clockwork Orange with this lighting.
Have you heard that we look like
Brockhampton?
Who's Brockhampton?
Hey, you look like Billy Eilish.
I'm double gloving.
Why are you double gloving?
I love when new people come in contact with you.
Because they have to deal with what we deal with.
He's totally perplexed.
He's like, what?
We don't know if it's a character or not.
It's all real glass, David.
It's not break away glass.
Oh, this stuff you're not supposed to break?
I'll explain the rules in a second.
How long is on the clock?
This isn't The Purge.
I'm going to explain the rules right quick.
Everything you see here is for your smashing pleasure.
Just a couple of items you ask you don't hit.
The first is this side of this barrel.
You can put stuff on the top, smash all you like,
but please don't hit the side.
You also ask you don't take the weapons to the walls,
to the floors, to the doors.
You also can throw everything you see here.
You can throw the printers, you can throw the computer towers.
You can throw everything, just don't throw it at the ceiling,
and don't throw it at the door.
Protective equipment, keep it on at all times inside the room.
And then lastly, the lockers are not for smashing.
They're for belonging, so please don't smash the lockers.
If you see someone's already done, please do not come back.
Like dibs on the plate.
Get off a lot of rules.
Rules make me angry.
I'm scared.
Jonah! Jonah!
Feel good?
Let's spice things up a bit.
Oh no.
Take this off. What are we going to do?
Follow the rules?
I've got to get the f*** out of here.
Oh no!
Save some for us, Jeff!
Go Jonah!
I'm a little scared.
David's videos? You know I make videos too!
You let us out!
Carly and Jason and Aaron are back here.
No, no.
Jason, what?
What did you say, Jason? You have to see your kids tonight?
How are we not getting hurt?
I don't know. This is crazy.
Oh, Jonah.
Jonah, do one like...
I want to act like a phony boy from The Outsiders.
Jonah, let's play a scene.
Jonah, let's do a scene.
Let's do a scene.
You want to f*** with my friends, dude?
Yeah, I do!
You want to f*** with my friends, dude?
Because you f***ing can't.
Grab a bigger bottle. Hold this.
Oh my god!
You want to f*** with my friends, dude?
Because you can't.
You want to f*** with my friends, dude?
Because you can't.
Alright, alright, alright. That one's not going to break.
I'm done. Let's go home.
Hey, Jeff!
Someone just left a nasty comment on your YouTube video.
Okay, what did they say?
They said you were better when you were in prison.
We're having a real tough time right now.
How are you doing? Nice to meet you.
I'm Jeff. Oh, we've met already.
Oh, we've met already. Yeah.
Oh, well be more memorable.
Your ex-wife just called.
Yeah.
But it was a f***ed aisle.
And you can hear her f***ing her new boyfriend.
Hey. Hi.
That's a lot of built-up anger, man.
That's 46 years of anger.
I'm not f***ing pissed.
Who makes you mad?
So, pretend someone just commented
on one of your videos saying,
I think Erin has a crush on David.
I wouldn't get mad.
You can't have a treat after dinner.
No!
Oh my gosh.
That almost hit all of us.
Jeff, someone just commented and they said,
Wow, Jeff's Botox looks really good now.
Oh my God.
I'm beat.
I think someone should go stand with
this on their head and then we can
try and get it with the plate.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Hey, Jeff.
These are all the Botox comments.
Batter up.
Watch out.
They're all afraid of you.
Oh God.
You hate comments?
You want to leave hate comments?
You can't do that.
I'm sorry, guys.
I just go through real tough times.
Got it.
Cute.
Pretend I'm making you go to Chicago
on a red eye.
Oh, Susie.
Hold on, Susie's new here.
Wait, how does this work?
Susie.
Since you're new here.
Since you just got here.
You gotta drop blood like the rest of us.
What do you mean?
Susie, Jonah's wearing your jeans.
So, I heard
your ex-girlfriend's show is number one.
Good for you.
I just said your ex-girlfriend's show
is number one.
Where are you getting all this from?
I don't know.
Oh my God, there's a bomb.
Goodbye, Susie.
No, David.
Pretty sick, huh?
I guess that's why they give you the helmet.
What?
I guess that's why they give you the helmet.
Did that almost hit me in the head?
Yeah.
We didn't even prompt Jeff.
Why does he look like
he just came out of a mental asylum?
We're all the same, right?
He truly loves it.
Jeff!
How about give other people a turn?
I'm just going through a really tough time right now.
You love it.
Skip leg day!
That one gets to me a lot.
I don't skip it.
I just have naturally skinny legs.
YouTube just deleted your video
because you did a prank
that was too extreme.
This is for everybody commenting saying we're overweight
and we're old and we're ugly.
Has anyone actually ever called you any of those?
I'm doing it for his comment.
That was fun.
Yeah, we had a good time.
You can see us in there.
You want to bring your own stuff?
The last guy came in here
and he asked me a really strange question.
He came in here and he was like
do you have any way that
we don't hit each other with our backswings?
How about you just watch out
for the people that are around you?
Not like by anyone hitting each other, no.
How about other ways?
I don't know if y'all heard me laughing
I was dead weak out here.
I saw that.
I was watching.
I got so scared when that happened.
That was fun.
I'm kind of bummed we didn't call him out.
That's probably top five moments.
Yo guys, thanks for watching today's video.
A reminder to check out Current of the mobile bank
that I mentioned at the top of the vlog.
Current, go check it out. Link in the description.
We'll be back tomorrow with a new video.
I know we have two videos coming.
One is a psychic which did a psychic reading on me
which was incredible.
And also we have a really cool
baby game, that's all I can say about it.
It's a baby game with Currently In Errand Debt.
We shot those yesterday.
We'll see you soon. We love you guys.
Thank you so much for watching the video.
Again, go check out Current.
Take care. Bye.
Sounds like it's already caught on.
It comes out. I really want to book a movie theater
where everyone's sitting inside.
We wait the entire movie.
Everyone says the line.
Oh, it's on!
Do you know Angry Birds 2?
It's about to come out.
Do you know who's in it?
Have you ever heard of Axl the Maniac Bird?
Well, David Dobrik plays Axl the Maniac Bird.
She's not impressed at all.