OUR CHRISTMAS SURPRISE PUPPY!!

It's like really stucky. I can cool this down. I totally forgot. David's got some corn that he's chilling out the window. It'll be cool in about two seconds. This is beautiful lighting on the corn. The corn looks like a f***ing superhero. What's up guys? Welcome to the vlog. I hope you're well. Special vlog today. I have a little surprise. My friend Elder is surprising his kids with a new puppy. And so I'm watching her today. This is Stevie. Isn't she cute? So I'm holding on to her today until he can surprise his little girls. And we just had a little walk. She's a little sleepy right now. I thought I'd take her around and show her to the vlog squad. I'm really calm. She stayed with me last night. She slept in the bed, which I know you're not supposed to do. But I didn't know what else to do. I'm gonna go get some oatmeal and bring Stevie inside with me. And I'm trying to stay on my diet. Stevie's helping me with that because we're exercising, aren't we Stevie? She's literally passed out right now so I can't show you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry if this is the first clip in the vlog. Because I want to see the dog, but the dog is asleep. But I promise more Stevie soon. So just come along with me today and enjoy the vlog. Or should I say, the dog. Bad joke. Oh my god. Look at your face. Oh my god. Hi David, how are you? Nice to meet you. I'm David. He loves you. I love your videos. What should we name her? I was going to call her Natalie. So that when David yells, Natalie, she'll come running. What does she do? I work in tech. She's cute. Developing an app. I hope she doesn't pee on you. It's okay. It's not the first time I've been peed on. By an animal or? I'll leave that up to your imagination. That's fine. Oh my god. I got corn. Oh, I'm a noose. So unlucky. Get you home. Safely. Oh, she barked. She did? Her first bark. Did you hear that? Look at the sky. Like really stuckly. I can cool this down. I totally forgot. David's got some corn that he's chilling out the window. It'll be cool in about two seconds. This is beautiful lighting on the corn. The corn looks like a f***ing superhero. Look at that. Oh, it's the clickbait. The new pub here has a f***ing piece of corn. God damn. It's magic hour. Get the corn out. Okay, guys. Do you want to watch the corn or do you want to watch this new puppy? Okay, just close your eyes. Okay, Erin. I'm scared. Now you can open. Oh, wait. What is that? Did you get a dog? Whose dog is this? No. It's my friend Elder's dog. It's my friend Elder's dog. Whatever. Even if someone offers Jason, Hey, can you walk my dog? Yeah. I'll surprise my friends with it. Whatever opportunity he gets to have with the dog, he'll be like, yeah, can I show my friends? She's so soft. How freaking cute, huh? Natalie, damn, those shoes. I get to wear the one shirt reserve in my life. You look really good. Look like you're in Star Wars. Thank you. That was what I was going for. Are you just keeping this person's dog? Yeah, he's going to surprise his kids. Oh, he hasn't... I'm just holding her until we can surprise the children. I named her Stevie in the car. I think that's actually a really good name. Oh, my God. Did this make you die? Did you know? No, I didn't know. They came earlier and they were like, we just saw the puppy. We ran into just a random dog. This is the best day ever. So cute. I'm trying to get into bed. Do it. You don't go to the premiere. Be careful. If Natalie was a dog... This would be me? If I lived in a house and had a yard, I would get one. If David pisses me off enough, I'll probably get one. Oh, my God. You're so small. You want to go pee? You don't pee in my car? Go potty. Go pee-pee. First pee. On my shoes. We're going to have a science experiment here tomorrow. You want to go in? It's too cold for you? Follow me. Come on, Stevie. Come inside. She's nice and calm. I don't think she liked the car. Puppy breath. She's like, this is for all the hard work you do, Taylor. Oh, my God. Hello. Hello, my little sweetness. So cute, huh? Isn't she sweet? So cute. I love you. I might have to keep this one for me. What's that, my sweet? I love you. Hey. Grammy's trying to go get you some food. Hello. What's his name? Is he a girl or a boy? What's her name? Stevie. Well, for now. You're adorable. Come here, dude. Are we going to have him for tonight? Yeah, for tonight. Can you stay with me? Yeah, you're not going to want him to stay with you. He'll probably be up all night. Crazy, right? Chocolate. You're adorable. You're a little bit bigger, but you're just as cute. We call her Stevie for now. Stevie? Yeah, because we were listening to Stevie Nicks in the car. You're so cute. Want to go poopy? Want to pee? Maybe? Come on. Trying to get her to poop. Because she just ate. She's got the chicken. Girlie, look at me. Girlie. What was that? Did she bite at him? She nipped at him? She's all tired out. Okay. Well, that was her. That was my one and only night with Stevie. And she was really, really great. She slept the entire night. She bugged me a couple times, but then I would just kind of fall back asleep, and then she would just fall back asleep. Yeah. She pooped this morning. It's 6.30 in the morning, so she is up. She likes that, huh? She likes to have her tummy rubbed. Who doesn't like their tummy rubbed, right? It would be hard to have a dog here, though. Oh, yeah. This place is so small. Well, right now, but maybe someday. Someday, Jay. When David retires... Then you can have a life. You won't have any money, but you'll... You'll have a life. Oh, my God. I didn't know you were so into puppies. Who, me? You guys don't like Manhattan bagel anymore? No, we do. Western's, like, really, really, really good. I mean, obviously, Western bagel is better. I went all the way to Western today, but it's further. Give your bagel away. I give half of it sometimes. So I go out, and I buy a bagel, and then you give it to some kid? Not some kid. Well, who do you give it to? Sometimes I have to Nala, but sometimes I have to Blake. You give the whole bagel away sometimes? Be honest. When I'm not, like, really, really hungry. When I'm not hungry, I do, but usually I'm hungry. Guys, as a treat, I will go, and I will go to this place, Western Bagel, which is really far away, and I buy them bagels with cream cheese all made. That's considered a treat? Yeah. So I go to this place, Western Bagel, and then I've been hearing through the grapevine that Charlie gives the bagel away. Yeah, that's right, Stevie. That's right. I would be upset, too. Can we bring the dog? Oh, my God. You want to say hi? How old? Eight weeks. Say hi. Oh, my God. If there wasn't a line, I would take... Oh, my God. All right, we will. Oh, thanks. Bye, Charlie. You're popular. You're a popular little scamp, Stevie. This has been a lot of fun. Did you like dogs? Do you like puppies? Is there only one? Is there more? No, there's just one. Don't sit on her. She's so soft. She's so cute. Isn't she? Look at her. Isn't she crazy? Just look at her. I know. We've been looking at her. Don't let her pee on the cloud. She's a baby. She's so tired. Whenever I was really, really little, but not growing up, I really, really wanted a dog. You know what kind of dog I want? I want a Corgi. They kind of remind me of myself. They're short of fat. Oh, look at you. You are so cute. Yes, you are. This is going to be a big dog. Look at these paws. You're going to be a big, big, big doggy. Yes, you are. What's his name? Well, right now her name is Stevie because Aaron named her. Oh, Stevie. Little Stevie Nicks. Yes, you are. Did you sing with Harry Styles? Yes, you did. We were listening to Fleetwood Mac in the car yesterday. Aaron named her Stevie. This should be illegal how cute this dog is. Oh, my God. The feelings I'm getting right now. Oh, my God, Matt. You look like an Abercrombie and Fitch. Oh, my God. That was crazy. This is my friend's dog. I have him for today. Oh, it's just temporary? Yes, come say hi. I don't want to get attached. If you get attached, what will you do? You'll cry? You don't want to get attached? What does that mean? Um... Corinna is so... You're so pro-Carl. Anytime you see another dog, you're like, Carl could have came. You're so pro-Carl. Oh, you're a good puppy. Yeah, you are. He caught it on camera. Giant. Cute. You're not going to want to get hurt. You peed and pooped twice. She's a little pooper, I can tell you that.