SURPRISED BY HER FAVORITE ANIMAL!!

Alright guys, what's up? We're going to a ranch today, we're going to be hanging out with some horses, and it's going to be fun. And some cows. What? I saw Taylor and Natalie doing this exact same thing yesterday, seeing who had better reach. It's such a guy thing. Hey, you got, what good is your reach like? What are they trying to do? I don't know what they're exactly trying to do. Let me see, let me see the combo, show me the combo. Right there, yeah. He's done, no barbershop for two weeks. Okay, now you two fight. Taylor, no easy on her! Sissy, come here, close your eyes. But look down, look down. Look down? Don't run into this. Wait a minute, Sissy, don't move. There's a little surprise for you. I know, I know what it is. Now what did you just say? They canceled Corky Beach Day? I'm so depressed. Well, don't be depressed. Look, stop and look. It's a corgi. Oh, I know! It's literally my favorite dog. We got another corgi, but it's like a puppy. Really? Not fully a puppy, it's trying to like... Where is it? Can I see it? See, it might be in our house. This guy's so funny, man. Him and Nerf will get along good. Yeah, he's very, very Nerf-y. It's a corgi! Look! It's a corgi! Look at it! What is it doing? It wants you to pet him! It is a dog that Susie would like. It's kind of funny. Somebody pet him, god damn. Susie, what's going on now? There's another one! Look at them walking! They're just walking! Wait, no, come here, come here! Excuse me, sir! Excuse me, sir. We have the corgi here! It's okay! Is that a donkey too? Oh my god, they have so many donkeys! Hey guys, you on patrol? Keeping the ranch safe? Crazy looking. These are mules? Yeah, they're little miniature donkeys. They call them Jesus donkeys. Really? The little crosses on their legs. Oh, right. Whoa, what are you doing? Give this to him, I'm scared. What happens when you sit on them? There's a donkey behind you! They're all ready. They're all hungry. Wait, are you sure the donkeys know what? You know, if they ever make a Disney movie with a corgi, you could voice it. I know! They're dating. Who's dating? My brother and that girl. Oh, I thought you were talking about two of the horses. How long have you been on the farm? 18 years. Wow. How old are you? 18. Born and raised here? Born and raised. Damn. Can we go horseback riding? Yeah, let's go. Super fun. I'll race you. Whoa! Horsies! This is nuts! Oh my god, doesn't this feel like Jurassic Park? Wow, look at the ones on the left too. Hello! Wow. Oh my god, I love horses. This is like a ride at Disney. You know, I've been riding horses since I was four years old. Shut up! I swear, I learned to ride a horse when I was four years old. Do you ever ride out in LA? No, my grandparents have a farm in Iowa. Okay, we're going to go through the pasture now, where these horses are running free. As you can see, they're beyond the ridge there. The horizon. Whoa! Wow! Oh my god, I want to feed them carrots! Wow. Oh my god. They prance so pretty. So this is Gigi. The one right behind us, that's Austin. Name of this ranch? I don't know, I never really had a name for it. You guys don't have a name? No. Saddle Ranch? The ranch. Oh yeah, there's Zane falling off a table. This one, this is Abby. Abby. Oh, Karina, she's beautiful. She looks like the color of like a cardigan sweater you'd wear. We keep getting weird names, like you're asking me the names. Okay. There's Jonah, Jeff, Todd. Zane. Zane, Eve. Who would you be, Jason? This old f***ing scraggly one right here, with the whiskers coming out of his mouth. Hey, they won't bite us, right? I don't know. This is like Jurassic Park all of a sudden. These guys are crazy. It seems like they don't get full. Do you ever make carrot juice? Here's the old guy. I feel like they look into your soul. Yeah. Old guy. Hey, I have a question. I've seen some TikTok videos where they scrape the bottom of the horse's hooves. Does that hurt them? No, it doesn't. Are you sure? It's like cutting their fingernails. Oh my God. I feel like it hurts. Isn't there nails in their feet or what is it? Sometimes. Oh, doesn't that hurt though? Yeah. Is it true? Rocks and stuff will get caught in their feet. Really? Yeah. They're such smart animals. Yeah, they are. They're so smart. They each have like their own personality. If you look into their eyes. Just like humans. Is it true that you can't stand behind a horse or else they'll kick you? Yeah, sometimes. It's for confidence. I've been kicked a couple times. You scare them, right? If it falls on the ground, can they pick it up? Yeah, they can. Really? Yeah. Do you know how their lips go? It's so funny. Huh? The way their lips go. I know. What was that? What happened? I don't know. Oh, oh, oh. Wait, wait, wait. What happened? Why'd they do that? That means a storm's coming. What do you mean? Are you serious? Karina, get back in the truck. Are you joking or are you being serious? No, I'm just kidding. You had enough? She's like the leader out here. Spartacus. He's the leader? That's the one I was feeding? That's the one I was feeding. I was feeding that one a lot. They're so beautiful. Oh, my God. This backdrop. Look at it. It's amazing. What else kind of animals do you guys have? You have chickens? We have cows. You weren't with us last time? No, I've never been here before. Oh, they have the biggest pig you've ever seen. Do you have a chicken? 600 pounds. This pig, it's... Are you kidding me? It looks animatronic. Oh, my God. When are we going to see it? David! Don't get down there. Is the corgi still choking Jonah? The costumes are over here. So, these are all the different sort of designs that you would wear into a performance. So, it's like a rodeo show? Yeah, basically. It's kind of like the entertainment for rodeo. Hey, old stranger. Yeah? What are you doing here on the ranch? I got lost. This is not the north. Looks like your compass led you the wrong way. This ain't the north. This is the east. I'm just passing through. My father's John Capita. I'm so sorry. I didn't know that your dad was John Capita. Yeah. John Capita was a great man. Do you have any beer? I reckon any son of John Capita, we do indeed have beer on hand. And my apologies for not giving you a proper greeting before. It's okay, mister. Look, I'm not here to f**k you. We're doing a little improv scene over here. I love in the middle of the improv scene, someone goes, We're doing a little improv scene in here. So, don't be alarmed. Oh, holster. But they don't shoot, right? They're prop guns. Uh-oh. I hate to tell you, brother, this fit last spring. Wanna make a new hole? Yeah. Can I be outlaw? Hey, does anyone want some chaps? Oh, yeah, I'll do some chaps. Todd! Todd, do some chaps. Let's do it. We don't take kindly to folks like you around here. Well, I understand I'm a little overweight. But that's no reason not to welcome me into your saloon. I think you and I are already on the same team. We got the same thing going on here. It's that motherf**ker Todd we're after. Hey! Oh, not you. There he is. I see his shadow. Oh, there's my daughter. Hey, Clarice, come on over here. I want you to meet the new Wrangler. Come on over. Ain't nothing to be scared about. Hold her right there, partner. Hold her right there. Hey! I'm just a city folk. Let me see your hands. I didn't know I was coming into the confederate army. We don't take kindly to folks like you around here. You wouldn't be trying to steal one of our horses, would you? No, I got no need for horses. You wouldn't be. BMW. Hey, there he is. I know what you said to my wife. We're gonna have a ******* draw right now. I'm gonna walk ten paces, turn around, and draw. That's fine. There we go. Ten paces. What's your cowboy name? Let's get out of the mud. Uh, Banshee? Yeah, that's nice. Formula. It's a little too modern of a name. Owen Wilson. Guys, can we pitch on names for Todd real quick and his character? Rodrigo? Oh, that's you. Just Rodrigo. Did you say Rodrigo? Would it be confusing if they were both named Rodrigo? There's only room for one Rodrigo in this town. Well, I hate to say it, he's right. There's only room for one Rod... Seeing that both your names are Rodrigo, there's only room for one Rodrigo in this town. You two are gonna have to have a duel. Bah! That's not how you do it. You gotta go back to back and count ten paces. Oh, I just wanted proper terms of a duel. I just wanted to be an outlaw. You can be an outlaw. Hey, hey, watch this. Watch this. Huh? You're dead. You're dead already. All right. On the count of ten paces, we'll turn around and fire. Hey, and I want you to know it's nothing personal. It's always personal. I just said it wasn't personal. Why you gotta make it personal? You ain't chewing tobacco? Yeah, I got a bunch. Can I borrow some names of the acting King of Hearts master? Hey, Pa! What's going on with this guy's fingernails? Oh, I jammed it in the door. Holy... Looks like you jammed them all in the door. This hand, too? Man, you gotta be one kind of f***ing idiot to jam all ten fingers in a door. All right, let's go. Count to ten. Okay, now before we... Do you know how to count to ten? There's a bunch of mud in the way. Yeah, I know. That's why I'm going this way. Don't worry. You're gonna be dead in a minute. Go. Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Oh! Oh, no, Pa! Oh, Rodrigo! Be surreal! My daughter, who's on her cell phone, looking at Instagram. Bang! Ow! Holy s***! You lost that drop! Bang! Hey, man, let me have a little dignity and... Bang! Oh, man! What the f***? Rodrigo. Come here. This man with the feminine fingernails. Let him know he beat me fair and square. He got you good. Yeah, he got me good. Don't worry about it. I'll take care of this. Ah! It's already done. The sunglasses do not match the year. Your sunglasses don't match the year at all. We gotta go secure the rest of the ranch. Let's go. Turns out I didn't die. I was fine. I brought this mother f***er back to life. Ah, s***! Hey! I didn't mean to. All right, let's go, let's go. Let's go, let's go. I feel like I'm interrupting a bunch of nerds. Yeah, this is the house in here. You can stay inside. You have any porridge? There's somebody in here. Now, what do we do? Hey, this is the... This is the... The fence. The Outlaws. We're the Outlaws. What kind of Outlaws? Is that the name of our group? We're the Outlaws. Do you like that name? We're the Outlaws. It's something Outlaws. Hey, it's the Outlaws. It's the Outlaws. Hey, give us your... What do you got there? What do you got, Todd? Come on. We don't take comment of folks like you around here. How you doing? Trying to upload? Yeah. Todd looks scary. Todd took the longest to get dressed. Todd looks like the guy in the group who's, like, on your side, but then halfway, just decides that he doesn't want to change. Yeah! I'm the Outlaw. Yes! Yeah, we're robbing the bank right here. You do look like that guy. For the rest of the money, myself. All right, well, we just wanted to check on the upload, make sure it's good. I think Scott's getting into costume. We can go check out and see what Scott's doing. Yeah. This is kitty cat. Hey, listen to me. I had one of my cattle stolen. And you... are the only one that might have taken them. What makes you think that we would steal some of your disease-infested, crappy cattle? Crappy cattle? Yeah. Is that right? Everybody knows your cattle don't yield no milk. What are you, a goddamn sailor or a cowboy? Tell it apart. I guess you don't have two good eyes in your head, because it's pretty obvious that I'm not a sailor. The sun's in the way. Yeah. I do agree. Who the f*** is this chump? Who the f***? This is Rodrigo, number two. Rodrigo, number two? Yeah. You look like you moonshine a lot. I do. You do? You want to buy some? Looks like you need some. I am looking for a deal. Yeah. Anyway, all right. None of that. Who the f*** took my cattle? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tell your little sidekick to back off. Nose off. No, no, no, no. Jerry! No, no, no. If you cross that line, I'm going to blast your nose off. This right here is my dog, Spencer. Spencer? Yeah. He's a good kitten. He's a good... He's kind of ---- like the cattle. Hey, why don't you do some fancy footwork for us? Fancy footwork? Woo! Oh, stop doing that. Woo! What the hell are you guys doing? Go get him! What the hell are you guys doing? Take his horse. Maybe we will take your horse. No, y'all can't take my horse. That's a Honda. Hey, I don't know if you know. That's not a horse. That's a dirt bike. My horse couldn't handle me no more. Hey, Rodrigo, too. Grab his horse. Rodrigo probably can't ride a horse like mine. You've had a booger on the side of your nose for like the last two hours. I know, I know. I don't want to touch my nose. Show it. Show it on camera. Don't you come any farther! Hey! Hey, you back up! Now, you want to see a show? I'll show you a show. I'll give you all a show. What'd I tell him? I told him I was going to... Ah! Dang! That was good. You like that? That was good. Damn. Scott. I reckon that's about the funniest joke we've seen on this ranch in a long time. I'll give you a hustle out of five. My name's Chip. That's Dale. Chip what? That's Dale. Hey, we got a question for you, partner. Yeah? You're new in town. Are you 100% cowboy? I'm 100% cowboy. Or part male stripper? Oh, I'm 100% cowboy. Okay, good. I'm just double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon. Jay looks like he's in a high school play. It's not like you're from London. It's a weird place to holster your gun, Scott. Are you trying to say that I'm going to break character? Hey, yeah. I've seen it before. You broke character. Two years ago on... I'm the last person to break character. I'll do this character all the way back home to Studio City if I have to. All day. Let me tell you this. The next time you go full role, the same role as me, we're going to have some problems. Oh, okay. All right. Hold on. Oh, shoot. Zane's texting me. I broke character. I'm like, that's cool, man. I thought you were going to break character. He literally seems like a spoiled farmer's kid. Hey, Tal, did you empty the bins like I asked you? Did you empty the bins like I asked you? I'm going to take that dirt bike away unless you start doing your chores. I've seen it. I don't need to see it. Now get inside and do your chores. That's the last time I'll tell you, Tal. I'm going out there. God damn it. Off the bike. Off the bike, Tal. Off the bike. Oh, shoot. Scott, how bad do you have to go to the bathroom? I mean really, really bad. I've got to go really, really bad. You go first. Okay. Come on. Let me in. You know. Oh, man.