SURPRISING BEST FRIENDS WITH NEW PUPPIES!!

Okay, welcome to my vlog. What's it like being a dad? Crushing financial insecurity, constantly thinking you're gonna hurt your child for the long term, hoping that your wife doesn't cheat on you, and some spectacular act of just utter dissidence towards you and everyone else she's ever met. Life is terrible, guys. Don't grow up. Being an adult, it's rough. You know when you're a kid, you're like, God, I'm so powerless. Can't wait until I have the power. Well, then they give you the power and a f***load of everything you didn't ask for. You know what? I wouldn't have it any other way, except any other way. I'd have it any other way. Okay, so it's going good. It's going well. All right, great. All right, well, there we go. You know, Jason has this fancy new house. Not that he's, you know, dating at all, but if you were to date, I love that you have this wine fridge with f***ing nothing in it. So like a girl comes over and goes, Oh, okay. You know what I'm in the mood for? Like a dry pinot. Yeah, one second. My wine dealer's closed because of COVID. There is one bottle in there. Yeah. What is that? Vinegar? We have this crystal light. This is actually, I think, Kool-Aid. I don't have a bottle opener, but I think I can. I think there's a TikTok on how to serve this at the right angle. What is this? That's something your realtor gave you after that. That's exactly what it is. Yeah. There's all kinds of stuff in this house I don't use. Hi. What's up, bro? What's good? Good to see you guys. How's the house? Oh, it's fantastic, dude. So this is what you guys really do. It's not just... No, it's not. I get one punch at him and if he falls, then I win. But then after that, I really don't want to get hit in the face, man. I got to pick my kids up in like 10 minutes. Yeah. So I actually, um, I left like 10 grand here. Oh yeah. Cause we were having a party for Zane and then, um, these fire eaters came in and then, um, Kylie Jenner came. So I completely forgot about it, but I think it was right over here. Oh yeah. There it is. Wait. You guys didn't notice this here. This is dead ass real money. You actually buried 10 grand here? Huh? Yeah. Like, like maybe like last year. There's probably more of it around, you know, merch sales are so good that month. So anyways, it's good to see you guys. Congratulations on the house. I just came to get the money and, uh, we'll talk soon. Good luck with the house guys. Yeah. Yeah. And if you find Is that a dummy or is that really him? Oh, he's so still. I thought it was like a doll. You do? Yeah. He's back in action, baby. I'm going to lower your, your, your Okay. Oh my God. Oh, why are they so warm? These centipedes? These little German Shepherds. They're like really calm. Are you kidding me? I was thinking about a German Shepherd yesterday about getting one. You should get one. Oh my God. Why'd you do this to me, Jason? They're only eight weeks. Are you kidding me? They kind of look like you, Todd. When a dog looks like the owner, you have to get them. Oh my God. The dog looks like the owner. They kind of do look like you. And the dad is 145 pounds. Just like you. This is a family photo right here. The four of you. Yeah. Oh wow. Jason, smile. This is for Todd's Instagram. Cute. Hey, maybe if you're lucky, Todd's going to slip up and post this one back. Wait, can you ask Natalie if we can get one? Who are you talking to? Jason. Should we call Natalie? Yeah, call her. She doesn't pick up my call. She never picks up my call. She's always on my phone. Then I'm going to get a text. Hey, what's up? Man, so surprised you guys want to walk home. Dude, Todd has zingers. Aw, she's peeing. Do you want to stay with me? Oh, if I travel to the country, I can take you to my sister's house. Yeah, you can always leave him with me too or Natalie or- Not Joe. Joe's got his hands full over there. I like this. I'm falling in love with this one though. Both of them. Her dog gets her. Don't let me talk. We look so much alike. Close your mother eyes and get on the ground. On the ground? Yeah. Here we go. Stay there. Wait, is my sunscreen rubbed in? Yes, your sunscreen's rubbed in. You look great. Okay, hang on. Now listen, this is going to go off whether you like it or not. It's a firecracker. Oh, it's a firecracker. All right. Is my sunscreen really rubbed in? I don't want to look like an idiot on camera. Scott, it looks great. Let me see. Close your eyes. Yeah, it's better now. Okay, go. Look out. Look out. This is the best surprise ever. Oh my God, I love it so much. You both want to hang out with me? Why did they both go to Jay? Todd literally fell in love. Joe said that the dog looked like Todd and Todd fell in love with the dog. My first dog was a German Shepherd. Really? It was written in German. We were just saying that. Platz. Was he calm? Platz. Yeah, he was like the most well-behaved dog ever. I mean, he failed the German Shepherd cop school. That's what we're going to keep him. He was too chill. Sounds like a movie. Will the cat freak out? I don't know. Should we introduce? Yeah, introduce to the cat. Do you have a name for their names? Stella and Stacey. Stella and Stacey. Your cat's a puppy too, right? I think they call us a kitten. I can't wait to see what the cat does. Guys, we're going to see what happens. We're in dragon. Scott, you look insane. Is it not off my face? Wow. Freaking cute. This is your first time meeting a dog. You can already see this. Very cute. Oh, you're so cute. Are these yours? They're Andra's dogs. They're up for grabs. If you want a German Shepherd puppy. I'm literally always on the phone with my mom. I go, oh my God, there's puppies. She goes, don't even think about it. Todd said he had a dream about German Shepherds last night. Literally yesterday, Todd was like, I don't get pets. I let my friends get pets. Suddenly Jay's shirt is missing and it is Instagram time. Let's go guys. We actually just released our pet line of CBD. You did. So these guys are going crazy because they seem like some crazy pets. They look really chill. They look like they had the CBD. Look at how comfy she is with you. She's so cute with her little wet nose. I love you.