HIS CRAZY RED CARPET PREMIERE!!

When you're living with people, you can get a lot of good ideas. When you have roommates that care about you, it's endless what you guys can create. Your YouTube channel can be down here, like in the s**t. And once you move in with someone, boom, 300 million subscribers. Just look at me. This guy. Where's the bad boy of YouTube? Bad boy. Bad boy of YouTube. Come out so I don't have to go in there. He probably doesn't know we're talking about him. You're the bad boy of YouTube? I thought that was Jeff Wittek. No, no. You've always been the bad boy. You're the bad boy. You're the baddie. Scott, have a seat on the couch. Ah. Jay, also have a seat on the couch, because you're funny when you make fun of Scott. Scott, can you sit over here? When you room with Jason, you get the best lighting situations. Ah. That really hurt. Jesus Christ. Just having Jason around is not good. Oh, God. I feel older hanging around with you. Wyatt, don't look. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Jason. Jay, close your eyes. You dumb guy, you guys are jerks. You pulled it up in front of them. You really want to move in, don't you? You can always wring a little bit more out of, you can always wring a little more water out of the dish rag, as I always say. Emily, Joe's girlfriend, Anna-Lise, Joe's girlfriend, was on the live stream last night. She live streams on Twitch, check her out. You know how funny it is, those commenters can be. They can be really funny. They helped Annalise put together a pitch for me to move in. I'm sorry if it doesn't look like I'm looking at your eyes, I'm looking at your nose hair sticking out of your nose. There's a lot of them. Time for a new era of presentation by Jason. You've made a whole video pitch and now you've got a PowerPoint presentation, you had a whiteboard presentation. Whiteboard presentation, video pitch, PowerPoint presentation. What is coming next? I haven't even finished this one and I'm already ready for the next one. Now this isn't me. These are your fans. Oh! That came up with this. I thought they were Annalise's fans. Alright, let's take a look at the first slide that your fans thought of. They focus grouped this, they really want Jason to move in. I saw some comments about, wow. What did the comments say? Comments that say, you better let Jason move in. Oh boy. You better let him move in. I don't like when I'm threatened. The threats have begun. Scott's problem. Oh god, that's a bad picture of Scott, he's out of shape there. What are you in that shape? That's Jonah. Problem one, no one funny enough to film with him. Shit, guys. What the? Shut the **** up, Annalise. Scott equals unfunny, Jason equals funny, Scott plus Jason equals okay. So it sounds like you're bringing yourself down by moving in here. Solution number one, Scott is always sad. Jason is a comedian. People need to get hip with the trends and up with the times right now because I'm not always sad. It's just an act is what you're saying. No, it's not just an act. I'm just not always sad. No, I know you're not. He's happy now. By the way, where we are with the offer right now, Scott has offered me to be here for $1,000 a week, three nights a week till 9 o'clock. That is the current offer. Oh really? Not sleeping? No sleeping. He can take a nap if he wants for five minutes maximum. No room, $1,000. It's funny, I didn't have to pay David. Did you live with David? No. No, I didn't. It's true. Wait, who actually put this together? I don't understand. Annalise's Twitch stream put this together. All the fans literally put this together. Jason Service. I like this a lot. Jason is well known for his recurring roles on the hit series, The Vloffus. Definitely Joe had a hand in this. I'm making a pitch to move in with Scott. I do like the way this is written. It has the comedian in the quote. It's a comedian. They're aware that you're not really a comedian. You don't want to move in with me? I think we're done here. I didn't know that option was on the table. Your house is beautiful. If that's on the table, what can you offer? Scott's offering me three full days here till 9 p.m. for $1,000. A week. That's where we are. That's the current offer that's on the table. $1,000 a week? A month. It was a month. I was kidding about the week thing. $1,000 a month. Three days a week. Until 9 p.m. I get pretty tired by 9 p.m. I'll give you. I see your offer. I raise you. I'll do. That's a good bargain. It can be beat. $1,000 a month. Unlimited access. You're going to let him stay after 9 p.m. when you want alone time with Mariah? Do you know how intrusive he can be? Guest house privileges. He can be intrusive. For example, I was in my room just now. He comes running down the hall. Where's Scotty? Where's the bad boy of YouTube? You're going to have to deal with that now. I will consider that offer. We'll talk after I finish my presentation. Now that I know that someone else wants you to move in, it kind of makes me want you to move in. Yeah, I'll be on all Heath's videos. Scott's like, wait, I want to move in with Heath. Birth of this friendship. Step one, move in. Step two, vlog. Step three, get Scott to 10 million subs. How long are you planning on moving in for? We did it with David. We probably could do it with you. I think there was a whole lot of David involved. Reason two, Scott needs a CBD oil lab guinea pig. Reason three, Scott lost $175,000 on tour. He could really use the extra red money. Also true. I don't know where you are with that. Somebody's not pulling my weight. Still trying to move in for 175 months? Projected subscriber count. Blue equals Jason, yellow Scott. Whoa, what the hell? Why is Jay included in my channel? Target market. Who are the new customers Scott can cater to? Ah, this is great. Target market one. Scott can now appeal to four-year-olds. Assuming that you appeal to four-year-olds. Size of YouTube market. 1.9 billion total available market. That's the TAM. Oh, the TAM. I never even heard that before. Me neither. Scott's current views are 238,000. Oh, is that my average? That's pretty good. Potential new views with Jason, 10.6 million. Where did these numbers come from? That's a good return. Twitch stream. The Twitch stream, they came up with it. You know, that is promising. 10.6 million views. You know how much money that would make on a video over 10 minutes? At the small cost of $1,000 a month. And make $1,000 a month. Make $1,000. Oh, right. At the small cost of dealing with Jason three days a week. Until 9 p.m. What really changes? Because you're here now for free. So I might as well just take the money, right? Yeah, maybe. Direct competitors. Ryan's tour review. He's big. Cocomelon. Jojo Siwa. Oh, that Jojo Siwa taking all the views. He's killing it. Who the hell is Cocomelon? I don't know. Kardashians. They're pretty direct competitors. You'll like that, Kardashians. I would make an argument that they are direct competitors. Those are kind of like in our scene. They're influencers. They are. I would say that we are in direct competition. They're winning, but we are competing with them. You know what I mean? We could have some kind of fights between you and Jack that I could orchestrate. You know that like rule? You don't even have to orchestrate them. Like the reality TV fight? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I love that. Orchestrate fights like, you ate all my salad. That was my salad. You know those little fights that they have. Oh, I would never get mad at him for eating my salad. What'd she say? She would never get mad at Scott for eating her salad. Did you see the way she just? I would never get mad at Scott for eating my salad. Get your head out of the gutter. Advantage one. Jason equals divorce equals a lot of free time. That's true. I am only the court only lets me see them three days a week. So, at least four for you and Jay. Wait a minute, wait a minute. I thought we were getting you for three days. Okay. I'll just be by myself for one of the days. Advantage three. Cameras are always rolling because of the Jason Nash way of filming. It's just true. Sometimes the camera's on, I don't even know it's on. I guess we get great stuff. The team. Jason Nash, divorce comedian. That's not me. Vlog squad member. It's Joe. Not sure what he does actually. Joe, that guy's like the hottest man alive. I haven't even seen this. That's like one of the most famous models in the world. Yeah, that's me. No models. He looks like me. Duke, expert joke writer. That's Duke, my dog. Nice. That looks like Air Bud. He was in Air Bud. He was the backup dog. Before Jason. After Jason. Wow. You're going to make me bigger. Yeah, you're a skinny little twerp there. After Jason. And I think that might be our last slide. I love it. Thanks a lot Twitch community for coming up with this presentation. That was good. I enjoyed that a lot. Pete, I'm going to head over to you now. I don't want you to be alone three, four nights a week when you don't have your kids. So take that into consideration because I'm a nice guy. I really thought he was going to say yes right there. I really thought you were going to say yes. Really? Yeah. The way that you set it up. Eventually my YouTube videos are just going to be like 500 comments. People are going to be like, when are you going to let Jason move in? This was some compelling stuff though. Yeah, it was. It was mainly tailored towards the fact that Scott is going to explode with viewership from you moving in. Which is great. Which is also debatable. It's more likely that I explode from frustration with you moving in. Yeah, there will be some frustration along the way. I've been very upfront about that. Guys, we're here for the premiere of Dodgeball Thunderdome right here at the host's house. Wow, how did we do that? Well, he has a lot of clout. Here we are right now. We're waiting for the host of Dodgeball Thunderdome, David Dobrik, to come down. Wait a minute, who's this? I love you. What's your name, bud? Ilya. Elliot? Ilya. I-L-Y-A. Ilya, you've been a fan of David for a long time. What are you excited tonight about Dodgeball Thunderdome? I just love him so much. I just want to see him on television. I don't know, man. That is the appropriate reaction. Good job. David, do you have one second? David, we're so excited for Dodgeball Thunderdome tonight. Thank you, thank you. Tell us a little bit about Dodgeball and how passionate you are about it and how it's been in your life since you were a baby. I mean, listen, it's the show with all the hits and never the quits. I mean, it is just a blast to be part of. It's a blast to watch. It's great. What's with the soap? It's kid soap news. I've got to show the soap. I see it. All right, David. Thank you so much for being here. That's it? That's it. No, I mean, if you want to keep going, we can talk some more. I didn't even really answer your question. Oh, okay. Let's keep going. I've got to go. What? I thought you had to go. What? No more. David, David! David, where's my dodgeball? What's your name, Jack? What's your name, bud? It's Jonah. Who do I make this out to? It's Jonah. Jonah. Is that your little sister's name? Yeah. Weird name for a girl. Hey, buddy. I believe in you. What page are you on? Third. Jonah, how are you? Would you like to say hello? Hi, Scott Steyer. Kid soap news. How are you? Oh, hey, guys. How's it going? I want to say hello. Okay, cool. Thank you. How was it like filming dodgeball at 100 degrees? Oh, man. Dude, so much rush, man. Most times, I had no idea what was going on on set because there was a bunch of balls in my face. Dave has this thing he does. Sorry, it's kid soap news. I got to do it. It's okay. Okay, great. That's enough. All right, continue. Jonah, tell me a little bit. Any on-set romances out there? I feel like I'm part of the show. I'm trying to hit the other one. Any on-set romances out there? I fell in love with the craft service table. Oh, my God. Fantastic. And how are things? Are you still seeing craft services? Yeah, dude. Fresh cookies every morning. Wonderful. Yeah. Wonderful. Well, that soap looks great on your face. Thank you. Look for this on kid soap news. Okay. And, Jonah, thanks so much for being a part of it. I have some soap in my eye. I see. You're struggling a little bit. I need it. But, dude, thank you so much for having me. Thank you. Great host, man. Great job, Jonah. You look great. Thank you so much. The two stars of Dodgeball Thunderdome here live and in person. It's really freaking amazing. There are personal brownies on the table. What does that mean? Does that mean, like, your name is on it? Every person gets thrown. Oh, I see. You get this huge brownie, and I can eat it with my hands because it's mine. It's personal. Are you sure it's a personal brownie? Are you sure it's not to be shared? Joe told me, and he told me to say it to everybody. But there's only three brownies, and there's ten of us. How is it personal? I don't know. Joe said that. Joe, are these personal brownies or not? They're not personal. There's three of them, and there's ten of us. I think you guys are confusing your P's. This is a fan brownie, not personal. Joe, how can there be personal brownies? There's only three of them. So they're personal? Yeah. Do you know what personal means? I do. Personal means it's for one person. This is not the correct definition.