TRYING BASKIN-ROBBINS 31 FLAVORS!!

You know, this past week, mentally, coming back from Mexico, it's that postpartum, you know, depression, post-vacation depression. It's what it feels like when I'm on vacation. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to my channel. Happy New Year. How's it going? I hope everybody's doing good. I hope you guys had a safe and healthy New Year's. And what are your New Year's resolutions? My one resolution is to help you with all your videos. We love that resolution. I said I would choose one resolution. He's like, I chose a charity. That was it. Guys, we're going to be testing Baskin-Robbins 31 flavors today. Now, truthfully, we only have 28 flavors. They only had 28 flavors. Yeah, they're three flavors. We're sick. They're quarantining. Pick your spoon. Are these clean? No, I licked them all. Oh, man. I love Oreo already to begin with. I give it an 8. Wow. That is good. I'm going to give it an 8 because I don't know what everything else tastes like. Chocolate. Come on, we're all 50 years old trying ice cream for YouTube. Let's f***ing go. It's good for chocolate. But I think chocolate is just so boring. I'm going to give that a 6. This is world-class chocolate which has some vanilla in it. Is this just basically chocolate and vanilla? It tastes a little creamier than chocolate. It is very fluffy. I like it better than the chocolate. Me too, but I don't think it deserves a 7. I can't give it a 6 because that's what we gave the chocolate. I give it a 6.5. Rainbow sherbet. I like sherbet. I might skip on sherbet. Sherbet's for old ladies. When we were little, I have a memory of her watching Survivor and she would eat a giant tub of sherbet. The one from Costco. Divorce is tough, huh? I'll give it a 6. I say 7. Jamocha, is that like coffee? What does Jamocha stand for? It's chocolate coffee. Jamocha? Yeah, like Java. Jamocha. That's really good. I'm going to give that a 7. The rocky road looks a little fluffy. It's a little melted. No. I'll give it a 6.5. I didn't get a marshmallow. You don't want the marshmallow. Peanut butter chocolate. You gotta eat a little peanut butter. What? That's awful. I love peanut butter, but I don't even like that. I'll give it a 4. I want to throw up. It's like good. It's too sweet. It's like your Friday night when you're 20 years old hitting the bars. It's your one and done. It's my mother's favorite. I feel like it doesn't have much flavor. It's not great for Praline. I really didn't taste much. A little bland. I'm going to give it a 5. Vanilla. Why is that? It's vanilla. We as a society have made it so vanilla is opposite of chocolate. We constructed that. You know what I mean? Isn't that weird? Why isn't it strawberry's opposite? It's dangerous. Pistachio only. I hate pistachio. One time I was at my grandma's. I woke up in the middle of the night looking for mint chip. I was a kid. I pulled out pistachio and took a big bite. I ******* hated it. I was expecting mint chip. How do you get through life? You've had so many traumatic things happen to you. I give it a 0. You should give it a negative 5. I don't even know how he's looking at it right now. I feel bad we brought it. What do you want to give it? I give it a 6. You really liked it. Gingerbread house. The mad king of ice cream. This reminds me of a firework show. You said that. That is harsh. I feel wasted. I'm going to give it a 4. It tastes like perfume. Jamocha almond. Who have you been hanging out with lately? Be a little more excited when you say that. I'm so glad you're back. This is like Jamocha but it has a swirl in it. This is really good. Jamocha almond is a hit. What do you want to rate it? A 9? I really like it. I would give a 9 to Oreo. Oreo is great. You stand by it. You don't want to revise it? That's my dad's favorite. I'll be like my back hurts today. My dad's back. I don't want to hear that. Stop comparing me to a 75 year old father. He's 72. Sorry, 72. Zane is going to be joining the competition about halfway through. Oh my bad. I'm an ice cream connoisseur. I know. Cotton candy. Nope. Exactly how I felt. I don't like cotton candy ice cream. That's a big scoop. That's not ice cream. Honestly, I like that one better. Really? Would you eat a whole thing of it though? No, it's too sweet. It tastes like cereal milk. Wild and reckless. That's what Zane is on the weekends. Come on, look at that. It's good. It kind of shocks your mouth. Damn. I'm going to give it a 9. I would order that. This must have cleared your bank account. It's a little pricey. I know. It's expensive. Why are Charlie and Henry not eating? They are now. I'm getting cotton candy vibes out of that one. This is not very strong. It's kind of weak. That's a stronger strawberry. It's washed out. I didn't find it. I think that would go nice over a loaf cake. You didn't watch the TikTok video? Yeah, and can I also have the pumpkin loaf? I'm so sorry, we're actually all out of our loaves this morning. Okay, perfect. Okay, very berry strawberry. We're going to give it a 2. Not very strawberry. Let's take out a couple berries. I didn't say that. You didn't like it. I just took it on how you reacted. Go ahead. I don't want to be misogynist deciding things and mansplaining. I can't believe Jason decided. No, let's stop. I'm going to give it a 3. That changes the whole vibe of the score. Just go plus 1. Thanks for ruining it. You made a huge stink about it and you're basically giving it the same as what I gave you. That's so funny. Did you know I worked in an ice cream store? Oh, you did? I mansplained you too. A 2. I give that one a 2. 2, 4, 3. Jess was saying that she worked in an ice cream store. I did. I worked there for a day and then I quit. Literally one day. It was so hard. I didn't quit. I actually got fired. He didn't like the way I was putting the ice cream. I was serving the ice cream. That was bad. I'm giving that a 0. We're not going to be able to eat dinner. Todd. I eat ice cream for dinner. This is Top of Style, baby. That tastes like you got it out of the machine and then let it sit for a day. Let's give that one a 0. Snickers bar. Open that thing. Open. It's not hitting as it should. 6. Not enough Snickers in there. I want to be eating a Snickers bar and it's just the flavor. I love magic layer bars. I'm excited to try this. If you're thinking about clicking off the video, we only have 7 left. And if you made it this far, you have something wrong with you. Do you like coconut? I don't. People are weird about coconut. I love coconut. We better hurry up. I know everything is melting. Turn this from an ice cream to a shake. It's oddly kind of good. I'll give that a 5. That was a horrible score. Do it. I think it's just vanilla and chocolate. It tastes like a Cadbury. Exactly. We're judging the ice cream. I'm giving the people a comedy fin. I give that a 4. Recess. I thought it was recess. I was like, this is fun. That's great. What do you think? The after is like... That Reese's hasn't been sitting around for a while. You know what? That could have been much better too. Pineapple coconut. It's like sunscreen, right? It's like a pina colada. It's good. I love pina coladas. I'll give that a 7. I'll give it a 7 as well. Chocolate chip is my favorite. That's what I order. Chocolate chip? Not even oreo? The oreo is too much. I'll give it an 8. I think it's trying to be oreo, but it's like the off-brand. It's like they forgot to put the oreos in. It's not trying to be oreo. That's what it tastes like. It looks like someone ate the oreos out of it. It's a little melted. It tastes a little funny. I'll give it a 3. You know this is BJ's favorite. Who thought of this in the beginning of 2022? Did you say that because that's an old man flavor? Jess, what kind of video idea is this? A great one. Butter. I'll give it a 4. I'll give it a 3. I thought you can't f**k up mint chip. It's always good. It's better than chocolate chip. I didn't know you had a flavor for me. Which one? Daiquiri ice. Yeah, I know, right? Maybe Baskin Robbins can do a Zane's Daiquiri ice. They're probably thinking about it for 5 seconds, and they're like, he never gave us anything higher than a 5. Are you going to put some rum in there? I've been drinking rum all day. You know what? I think you just caught me off guard. The taste of that. It tastes like there's rum in it. Are you sure you didn't pour any in there? No. It tastes like there's rum in it. Now Jess is going to read us the top 3. Actually, I did 5. Just to give the viewers a better idea. You're not getting a raise. Alright, coming in number 5 was pineapple coconut with a score of 21. Number 4 with a score of 22, we have mint chip. Mint chip. Because you ******* gave it a 9. I liked it. At a score of 24, we have jamocha almond. I gave that a 7. Yeah, you didn't like it. Oh s**t. Number 2 with a score of 25, we have Oreo. Number 2? Why did you give number 1? Alright, number 1. Does everyone want to guess what it is? Wild and Reckless. Oh yeah, Wild and Reckless. Next we have number 1 is Wild and Reckless. Good job, Jess. Guys, thank you so much. We'll see you next time. We're going to be posting a lot this month because I have a lot of bills.