ST PATRICK'S DAY AMAZING SURPRISE!!

I'm trying, Jess. I'm really trying to have a good attitude today, but the fact that you bought this... It doesn't work! It doesn't... I can't go around being a leprechaun like this. The beard doesn't stay! You have to glue the beard on. You have to get glue. He likes it. Bro, it's a... It's my costume. It's also 91 degrees out. Can I give you three wishes? You know who would love this? It's Joe. I know. Where's Joe? Okay, I just put up a story. If anybody wants me to come over and do some comedy bits dressed as a leprechaun, let's take bets until how long Joe calls. Say he calls before two o'clock. It's 144 right now. I will hear from Joe in a text or... You will. I think. Or we might not hear. 140! 140! Hey, saw your story. You free? Hello, David! Good to see you again, me pal! Happy St. Patrick's Day to you, sir! It feels like Jess would be like, should we go to David's? And you're like, nah, let's just FaceTime him. She literally is like, let's go! Let's go to everyone's house! Let's go to Scott's! Let's go here! And I'm like, nobody wants me to show up like this. Maybe if you have like gifts for everybody. Oh, that's pretty good. Hey, you really watch the videos? Okay, prove it to me. Tell me something from the videos. One time you said that you like to smell your belly button. Sometimes I do it. That's really funny. Yeah, sometimes I do like to smell my belly button. I mean, happy St. Patrick's Day! Hello! Oh, no, not Jay. My name is Thaddeus. Hey, you guys want to win some AirPods? We're still doing them seven years later. Jeez, girl, it's okay. You want to win some AirPods? Pick up, pick up. That's okay. You don't have anything else? No, that's the prize! I actually need new AirPods. You do? Yeah. Oh, then you're going to want to play this game, David. All right, let's do it. Okay, let's go. If less people play, that's better for me, right? I guess so. Don't look at them! Sorry. That's f***ed up, dog! Okay, welcome back to the game show. The desperate for a vlog game show here. It's funny because the background behind you and the neon sign says, I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring. No, definitely not boring today, David, because you're going to be able to win some, guess what? What? Apple AirPods! Joe, do you have Apple AirPods? I don't. You don't? No. What do you use to listen to the great Irish singers like Phineas, and Billie Eilish, and the Cranberries? Scottie Shire. Scottie Shire! Yes, I forgot about old Scott. Maybe we can get Scott on the phone right now. Would you like to talk to him? He's a personal friend. Oh, you know everybody. So I could have chosen any of those artists to call. Yes, yes. I could have got Billie on the phone. I choose Scottie. Phineas, but Scottie is the one you chose. Scottie, happy St. Patrick's Day! Hey, Jason, how are you? Rather than come over to your house, I'm just FaceTiming you. Oh, that's what it's coming to now. Hey, Scott, you're my lifeline. I have to pick one of these bags, and I was wondering if you know which one I should pick. Tell me when you want me to stop my finger. I'm going to go one more time around. Okay, go ahead. That one? He wants that one. This one? Scott, do you want this gift, or should I take this gift? Originally, you said, which one should I take? Okay, this one's for me. This is for me. Well, you need AirPods. I mean, you need AirPods. Are you sure? Yes, that one. This is the one you're going to pick? The one I'm going to pick. David. Okay, David, there you go. Scott, I really hope you chose the right one here. Oh, no. I didn't know we'd do that. That's really tough for you. All right. Thanks, Scott. Thanks for nothing. Don't drink it. That for you? Yeah, it's all sugar. Wait for the gas. Oh, my God. He washed it down so quick. Thank you. My God, you're unbelievable. Who else would like to play? Anybody else around? Taylor, come play. You can win AirPods. There's so many bags. Here she goes. She's selected. And what's inside the bag? No way. Oh, she's not smearing off ice. Is that Jess's idea? That's the alcoholic Jess. Joe, I guess it's up to you. All right. Did you pee? No, I was looking that way. Damn it. There's no one left. Does that mean we have to go again? Do we get a second turn? You're not going to drink it, Joe? No, I'm going to save it for later. Oh, I drank it all. Unbelievable. Boy, we're getting lit today, aren't we? We had a bet today when you saw Jason's story, how quickly you would come. Three minutes. He said the bet and then he realized I cut all the joking stuff. Don't bother. Emma, welcome. Happy St. Patrick's Day to you. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Wonderful. You're obviously Irish. Pull it out. What'd you get? Damn. Man. You gotta drink that. Oh, God. Oh, my God, Emma. Oh, wow. Drink the whole thing. That's crazy. You party animal. I'm telling you, Leo. This is tough. I feel like every time you have these games, no one wins. No, that's Joe's game. Nat, Nat, you do one. No, you guys don't want to. Bro, it's ******* Nat. I warned you, too. They said you were sick. If Nat wins, I'm never celebrating St. Patrick's Day again. Okay, guys, it's all come down to this. There's AirPods Pro inside. I'm going in and out of an accent. Let's freaking do it. Who wants to select first? There's only four packages left here on Thaddeus' St. Patrick's Day AirPods. Spectacular. I think Nat should go first because she hasn't gotten the cheese yet. Yeah, go. Okay, so Nat's here. I'll handle it. Oops. This is Tay's. I want that left. Left, please. One, two, three, go. Oh, my God. What did Joe get? Okay, good. Joe got an ice. I did it. Tay got it. I did it. Wow. Well. Didn't you lose your AirPods? No, I actually have some. Thanks for playing, guys. I promise to never do this character again. These are real AirPods. Oh, they're real? They're real. I won fake ones last time. Yeah, they're real. Why is no one more excited? It's the way they were presented at the end. Why? It was really great because everyone thought Joe was going to win, but Tay won. It was perfect. And now it's time for today's lesson in vlogging. Yeah, well, when all four people are opening it, three people are focused on themselves entirely. But when people are opening individually, you have one person getting all the energy. That's why we don't even know who. We're all like, ****. We're all bummed and couldn't even celebrate. I learned another lesson today from the big man. But Tay wasn't excited either. She really got the AirPods. I got it, Joe. What did you get? Joe, you didn't get to smear it off by any chance, did you? Because that's what I wanted. I actually really needed these. I wasn't focused. You did? Yeah. Oh, good. I was hoping you'd win out of everybody. I really like them. Thank you. David never gets anything. Zayden Heather in the audience tonight. Still trying to sell that coffee. Surprise, surprise. The two hillbillies from South Florida don't know how to run a business. I'm a sex worker from Las Vegas, and even I know how to read a contract.