Frank Lampard reacts to Lionel Messi AD | Play To The Whistle

We were wondering if we could come and play in your house this summer. Before we've got? Yeah, HD. Every game, plus highlights and everything. Mama, please, please. Please. Por favor. Alright, but take your shoes off. Yes. We've got a selection of sporting statues and all our teams have to do is guess who they're meant to be. So let's see the first one. Bradley, this is for your team. Who is this? Who do you think that is? I know exactly who that is. Go on then, Brad. You don't need to buzz, it's for you. That's not your emergency button at the care home, it's just your buzzer. That dude behind you! How do I know? What are you asking me for? Jim, what did you just say? I said, is it meant to be Ferguson? Alex Ferguson. And you're absolutely right. Well done, point for your team. It looks like Sir Alex Ferguson is about to drop the most banging grime album of 2017. Okay, Frank, this is for your team. Let's have a look at your statue. It's the main man, Thierry Henry. Just after he scored against Spurs, he did that knee slide in front of their stand. Showed that scum what's going on. Looking forward to hashtag kill Romesh going out on Twitter. Do you do knee slide? Have you done that in your time? Talk to me about Romesh. Yeah, you. Yeah, I dropped a really good callback joke and then did a knee slide across the stage, Frank. Smashed that one, mate. No, you, Frank. I don't think I've done a knee slide, actually. What was your celebration? What did you do? When I was young, I experimented with some really silly ones. And then I just had like an arm up kind of one. A bit like Alan, actually. But he kind of trademarked that one. What was your maddest one? When I was younger, I used to get out of guns and did a... I was having a few drinks with my friends late at night, as you do. You know when you're 20, what are you going to do next when you score? And then we'll get the bazookas out. I've got a bazooka out. To be fair, a bit like Holly. That's what she does. She has a few drinks with lads, gets her bazookas out. OK, let's have a look at yours, actually, Frank. This one's for your team. Who's that, then? Federer. It is Federer, correct? Yeah. What are they clapping for? What? Are they clapping in a tennis racket? Who else is it going to be? But he's also wearing bloody samurai armour, mate. I'll tell you who else it could be. It could be me. It does look a bit like you. That looks like me. You've definitely got these sort of eyebrow-eye thing going on. Yeah, if you look closely, I've got eyes, but you've got to really look. They've got the same eyebrow-eye thing. They do. They've also got the same arm thing, you've got the same two-arm thing, you've got the same body thing, you've got the same neck thing, you've got the same head on top of the neck thing. That's amazing, isn't it? What a coinkydink. All right, leave it, lads. Leave it, leave it, Jim. Leave it, leave it, leave it. What, are we worried about it kicking off with a vegan? We'll be all right. Yeah, what are you going to do, sling an aubergine at us? I'll sling an aubergine up you, mate, if you're not careful. What did he say? What did he say? I think he's given away the fact that he has a nickname for Little Romesh and it's the aubergine. OK, right, Bradley. Bradley, this is your last one. Bradley! Aye? Concentrate. This is your last one. My last one what? It's your last show before you retire. Here's your statue. Who is that? Tell you what, he's got a stiffy on. Any ideas? I don't know. He's bronze, he's a cricketer. No. I'll tell you who he is, he's a rugby player. No. Swimmer, I'll tell you who he is, he's a swimmer. No. I'll tell you who he is, then. If you ain't a swimmer, rugby player, tennis player. Is it a racehorse? No. Let's have a look who it is. We know, we know, we know. Cristiano Ronaldo. Although, to be fair, it's not sure it's definitely him. It could be just Cristiano Ronaldo walking past the statue somewhere. He looks jack ---- like him. Frank, your statue can't be far off, can it? I don't know. Seriously, would it be you blasting in a trademark screamer for Chelsea or perhaps sitting on the bench at Man City? Would you play for another club? Go to China. Would you go to China? When we did this series, he went to New York and he was going to get 300 grand a week. Would you go to China and get 600 grand a week, Frank? China, 600 grand a week. Me and Al, as well, we'd come. And Jim. Jim can't stand football. He'd be there, freebie. We'd be loaded up the ledge. Sorry, is it offshore, is it? Well, Frank, listen. If you don't go into coaching or punditry, one thing that you could do is go into acting. Oh, dear. Hi, there. Mama! Yes, can I help you? We were wondering if we could come and play in your house this summer. People wake up? Yeah, HD. Every game, plus highlights on everything. Mama, please, please. Please. Por favor. All right. But take your shoes off. Yes. I hardly remember doing that, but one thing I will say is that I'm with the big boy, aren't I? I'm with Messi. That is true. So, you know, it might be his wood and his anything. He got well paid for that, did he? Not as much as Messi would have got. But I was actually told that that was only going to hit the Far East market. So I thought, well, it doesn't matter anyway. Acting-wise, was that your first time speaking English, yes? You know, obviously, I wasn't standing in front of that family, so I was standing against like a... Is that because you refused to be in front of people from the Orient? Listen, I don't mind doing an advert for them, but I don't want to be anywhere near them, all right? Well, this is the longest Bradley has ever gone without a wee, so we need to take a short break. Don't go away anywhere, because all of this is... No, it isn't.