Passing Out on My Wife's Birthday - AGT Podcast

Today's podcast is brought to you by SeatGeek. Welcome back to the podcast, everybody. All Good Things podcast. Todd and I are here. We're hanging. We're chilling. We're thrilling. Hope you guys have had a great week. It's a Sunday. Today's Sunday. One of the best days of the week. Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying to enjoy my Sunday. You know what I always say? When I would when I would be on the verge of like, you know, day partying like Sunday, Funday. Yeah. I'd be like, don't let Monday ruin my Sunday. And then the next day, I'm like, oh, I let Sunday ruin my Monday. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you haven't been partying at all. Yeah, not really. You've been good. I've been pretty good. Yeah, I haven't been partying on a Sunday in a while. And also, too, the sun hasn't been out in like three weeks. So I don't know what's going on when the sun gets out. You better watch out. I'm a ******* rabid, rabid, rabid. Yeah, I'm an animal. I paid a bunch of money to have to live here, to live here. A hotel on the beach for Naveen's birthday. I could have told you. I'm sorry. It was so cold that we couldn't we couldn't go out to dinner that night. In Laguna. It was cold, right? It was so cold that we ordered in. I canceled the reservation. She was like, I was like, let's go out. I'm like, OK, the reservation's at seven. She was like, I can't go. My nipples are too hard. Yeah, it's yeah. She's like, it's too cold. And I was like, did you bring any sweaters or anything? She's like, no, no, I didn't. And I was like, all right, we'll order in. It's fine with me. You know what you should do? What? Call the idiot. Call the idiot governor from California. Hey, man, you piece of ----. Every time it's below 60 degrees and overcast, that's a day where we don't get taxed. You motherfucking piece of ----. I'm not sure he controls the weather. I'm sure he controls a lot of things. But we live here and we pay taxes out of our ass. I know we're all trying to do that math. We're like, what if you take the weather away? What's the point of living here? Do you think it's changed for good? Do you think that L.A. is not going to be sunny anymore? What would you do if it was just overcast? Oh, dude, that's a great movie plot. Yeah. People just panic and start killing each other. Yeah, it's just overcast. And people are, you know, becoming depressed. You and me have to take a rocket ship and blow up an asteroid to change the weather. Save our lives. I'll do it. Save yourself, man. Like Bruce Willis from Armageddon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it would be like, man. You'd be Bruce Willis though, right? I mean, yeah, I'll take any of those any of those parts. That'd be amazing. Yeah, give us a ******* movie part. Someone, Warner Brothers. So last night. Yeah. I want to say thank you for inviting me to Naveen's birthday dinner. Oh, yeah, we had a lot of fun. Salty. Was it called salty? Salty girl. We had I have not had salty girl. We had so many things to eat. I have not had a lobster roll as good as I had last night. The best lobster roll. ------- incredible. Fried clams. Burger. Todd had a. I'd never seen. I didn't know who I was sitting next to. That was like I almost wanted to film the whole thing. Why? Because I was eating water. Well, you like you got yourself a lobster roll. Yeah. Which was like I thought was going to be your dinner because when she went to entree, she had the lobster roll. And then you go and the burger and then the lobster roll came. You ate it and the burger came and you were like, let's split this. And I was like, no, man, I'm I'm done. And then you had the burger on top of it. Yeah, I was thinking in my sleep tonight, I was like, I wonder how big of a ---- he took this morning. It must have been. I just took a ---- before I came over here. It was a huge. It was huge. You know, you know, it's a thing about like morning shits. Yeah. I don't want to say this in front of Naveen yesterday. Like go into the nose in front of my friend Matthew and his girlfriend. I don't want to go into detail, but sometimes a morning ----. I just I'll be on a hike and I'll be thinking about the morning ---- I just took. I'm like, wow, that was like the most like like that's like weird. But like I was like, like my asshole was like relieved. I took that morning ---- and I'm just like, oh, my God, like that was some of like the most beautiful thing. That was like some of the most beautiful ---- I've ever done. I know exactly what you mean. It feels it's so satisfying. Like knowing you did it. Yeah. You go like go on with your day and your morning workout. And you like it's just like you can kind of still it's such a big ----. You can kind of still feel it. Sure. Like when it came out of your ass a little bit. And there's almost a little bit of sadness that it's gone. Right. A little bit of like you have fun holding it, too. Yeah. Like, oh, that was that was fun. We had a good time. I guess it's like kind of like when when girls give birth. And like, yeah, it's like giving birth. Yeah. It's like, oh, man, like the baby's out of me now. I'm kind of sad. Hey, speaking of shitting your pants. Yeah, you said pooping my pants for the record. Oh, my God, dude. Today, I'll get a chance to break the world record for the fastest time to crap my pants and stand in this crazy. Let's get it done. Well, Tim, what are you doing in the garage? We're going in three while he's doing two. It doesn't count. We have a ---- right here. It's just like you must have been ready, but. That doesn't count. Let's. I love the liquid. Pure liquid. The best comment. I edged for two hours to this. Wait, good luck in those job interviews the next few years. Very cool. OK, wait, wait, you see this? This is really funny. Which one? Oh, OK. I don't even know what to make of this. This is a band. It's called Meat. Mion Mion Brothers Group. Muyon Muyon. It's kind of long, but it picks up. How long do you think they are? I think I can't tell. I don't know. Wow. Did those high notes that they're hitting? The caption, the caption is I did. We choose to travel across mountains and rivers. That's the catch. John Stamos is live. That was fantastic. Yeah, it was really good. Wait, did you see this? This is the this is a new Romanian fight league. You like this. You're in the ultimate fighting, right? Yeah, I guess this is a guy takes on two women. I **** with that. Oh, Jesus. This is a new fight league. Sticking out to two women, dude. They're not doing they're not doing anything to him. Oh, my God. This is ******* crazy. Oh, she's by herself. She's just got to tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. That's crazy. That's actually really entertaining. So is that you ever have that done at Jiu Jitsu? The girls jump on his back, rip his dick off, twist his dick. There's a famous MMA quote. Yeah. And there's this guy who twists his dick. Really? Yeah, it's really funny. Is that what they do in MMA? No, they don't twist their dicks, man. Todd was watching the fight at dinner last night. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I felt like an iPad kid. Yeah, so he had the phone out and I was kind of watching over his shoulder. He's watching Poirier. He has Poirier and Strickland. Did Strickland win? Strickland won. He beat Costa and then Makachev beat Poirier. What do you like about that? What do you like about UFC? I've been watching it since I was in high school. I remember the first time I saw it. I don't know, man. It must have been 15 years ago. Like we went somewhere, this guy just put it on. And I was like, I was like, this is real. It's crazy, bro. I have I have a buddy. He's in the UFC. He's at 155. His name is Jalen Turner. And I went to train with him for a video. And he he kicked me in the leg with a leg pad on. Yeah. And it still ******* hurt really badly. Really? And then he punched me in the stomach with a pad on it. ------- almost knocked me out. How do you take punches to the face and keep going? I don't know. Like, I just don't I don't get it. They're different breeds. Like to get to get kicked in the leg. Jay, imagine you're getting kicked in the ******* like right here. Yeah. Yeah. Really painful. Yeah. Over and over. A shin. A shin. A shin is the worst. Like you ever just hit your shin on a door? Yeah. It ******* hurts. ------- guys in Thailand are ******* banging their shin against bamboo to strengthen their shins. Now, what did you say? How the beginning UFC was like? Like the first fight? It was like Hoist Gracie wearing a gi or I call it a gi. So like where did Hoist Gracie come from? He was he was like a probably a kickboxer or something, right? Jiu Jitsu guy. Yeah. So he would fight a big I forget who it was. A big guy who's like way who outweighs him by like probably like 80 pounds. Right. And he would fight in like a ******* Oh, it fires me up. I want to watch that before on Saturday night. We should fly and see them. Also, their intensity, too, their intensity. Yeah. Yeah. You can see that they're going for it. OK, so the first UFC fights were like what? For like they're like there was no weight class, right? They didn't wear gloves. They just beat the **** out of each other. Like Tito Ortiz was like it was like in the very beginning of like that, too. Guys, quick break in the action and let you know that today's podcast is brought to you by SeatGeek. Yes, SeatGeek, the best ticketing app out there. The one and only the only ticketing app I use, the ticketing app that where I got my Taylor Swift tickets, my Dave Chappelle, my Vampire Weekend tickets. Oh, dang. We just went and saw somebody else. Oh, we went and saw Tony Hinchcliffe. We saw Kill Tony live. For those of you who know what Kill Tony is, it's the best comedy show out there. We got the tickets on SeatGeek. 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Yeah. At my gym, I've seen him like three times. What's he doing? Legs, arms, chest? What's he working on? He's doing everything. He's like high intensity. But is he in good shape? I think so. I haven't seen him with his shirt off. But does he act much anymore? I don't know. But he's ******* he was talking to someone at the gym. And like I was like, there's so much going on. I turned around, I saw him like yelling, like telling a story. And I'm like, I almost like gapped him up because it felt like him and I were like, it's like I was just another buddy of mine for a second. First, I forgot who he was for a split second. It was just like a recognizable face. I'm like, oh, oh, ----. Shia LaBeouf. Wait a minute. This is a major movie star, not my friend from high school. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then like two days later, I'm at the gym door talking to my buddy about to leave. Shia walks in, ******* like spreads his arm out. He's like ******* power stance, glasses on, ******* hoodie on. He's like, what's up, motherfuckers? He just goes up and daps up like, what the ****? Yeah, he has that. He has that every man quality. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's good. Like him a lot. That was nice. Did I tell you about my great aunt Donna? No, you never told me about her. Tell me about her. So she lives in L.A. Close to me. She lives like 15 minutes away from me. Sweetest old lady. She's about 90 years old. My aunt lives with her, but she's gone on business for like, you know, like weeks on end. And so now I get to spend more time with Aunt Donna because she needs someone to drive her to the chiropractor and the doctor and to the eye doctor. Yeah. And so like every other Monday, I've been picking her up after I changed. Oh, you did tell me this. Yeah, and then I go pick her up. So you go pick up this old lady. Like 930. How old is she? Like 90. 90. Yeah. How's she moving? She moves. She's very small, but she still has a wits with her. She's all there. She has her brain. Cracking jokes. Good. Yeah. She's funny. Okay. She's so sweet. So she took care of my grandpa. I was like 12 of 13 kids and she was like in the middle. So she took care of my grandfather. Yeah. And then she took care. She helped my grandfather take care of my dad. So she's known me since obviously I was born, but she's been around. Yeah. You know, like she's been around for a while, but she's the sweetest old lady. She's so funny. We take her to the chiropractor. I go get a coffee. We kind of hang out. I don't want to impose Todd. And then I pick her up. Bless you. Thanks. Because she's from my family's from Missouri. Yeah. They came here. They came to Glendale back in the day. Yeah. And she was telling me the story. When they first got to Glendale, her neighbor was telling her a story that her family came to Glendale on a horse and carriage. Oh, wow. That's how old she is. Oh, wow. Someone that lived next to her was that old. Wow. You know what I mean? Like came here like back in the day. Wow. That's a long. And that. It's like 90. That puts her in 1934. Yeah. And then so when she came to Glendale in like probably the 50s. And she used to work for Disney too for like 40 years. Doing what? Accounting. And so she would see Walt Disney like every now and then at lunch. And she's like, you'd think Walt would like, you know, have a private lunch. And he'd come out. He'd come down, hang out with everyone else and get lunch with everyone else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he wasn't like Walt Disney, what Walt Disney is now. I guess not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the 50s. Yeah. But I guess it was still pretty big. He'd wait in line for lunch. I think that's so cool. Like living in like LA in like the 50s and 60s and 70s. Yeah, yeah. I can't. You could get anywhere in like 20 minutes. So you're going to keep seeing your grandma? Keep taking your aunt on Mondays? Usually it's Monday. Yeah, Mondays. Like every other Monday. Will you take her to Jiu Jitsu? I don't think she's ready for that. She needs a few more chiropractic lessons, you know? I'm like, and Donna, you're doing your exercises, right? She's like, yeah. It's really funny. You're really athletic and your dad's really athletic. Yeah. And your aunt also is like really good at Jiu Jitsu. Yeah, she's like really good. I'm like, what the ****? Like, holy ----. Yeah, she's a crack up. She's so sweet. I went to the Studio City Farmer's Market this morning. You did? It's like, yeah. It's like a thing I do every Sunday morning. I saw Snoop Dogg walk right past me. What is he doing? He's just chilling, just grabbing stuff. Is he alone? No, he's with family. With his family? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like his sons? I saw his sons and I saw, I think daughters and my wife. I'm not sure. Yeah. But it's a vibe there. Did he get mobbed? No, so I saw another buddy that I knew there. He told me Snoop was here. He was getting paparazzi. I'm like, oh ----, that's sick. And then like two minutes later, I'm walking by and I see Snoop. Yeah. Walking by me. I'm like, oh, there he is. What was he buying? I don't know, but he's wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers jersey. Yeah, he loves football. I'm not sure why. But, um. Damn. But dude, that place is the ----, man. You got grass-fed, grass-finished meat. You got liver, you got bone broth. I got a breakfast burrito. Oof. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some of the best breakfast, like the best breakfast burrito I've ever had. You ate again after last night? Yeah. Oh my god. I know, then I ---- again. It's a vibe there. It's like ******* people, just people playing music. You got people ******* cruising around. You got some hot chicks. You got ******* probably some studio execs. You know, what's up? We in a movie. How's acting going? It's good. Anything good? Any breakthroughs? I had two self-tapes I submitted last week, and then my manager called me. She's like, I love this self-tape, so hopefully we're gonna hear back. They're not casting for your part right now. They're casting the girl, and then they're gonna cast your part, so hopefully we'll hear back in like two weeks. That's really hard to be an actor and work in that vacuum. Yeah. Whereas like on YouTube, it's like, okay, you post your video. You know how it did. Yeah. And that's it. But in acting, it's like, you really can do a really good job with the tape, and the people can be like, God, he was so good, but we're going in a different direction. But you don't know that. Or the feedback is like, the feedback is like, he was great, but you don't necessarily can feel that because you're like, well, maybe they just said that. Yeah, it's weird. I have, so my manager, she's friends with some casting directors, and they'll let her know. They've told her that they like the tape. Yeah. I had a producer of a film. He texted me. He's like, yo, got your tape. I loved it. Yeah. I will let you know what's going on. That's great. But I didn't get the part, but it was like a ******* great text. He's like, yo, love your tape. It was really good. Talk to you soon. But then I'll get feedback from a manager, and the people that work for her, they'll let me know if they like the tape or not. They've told me, yo, redo this tape. Right. I redid the tape, and they loved the second time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like definitely everyone's, she's honest, and she lets me know if she likes it or not, which is obviously necessary. What have you heard about the state of the film industry in LA? I see these TikToks all the time. They're like, everyone's out of work. Yeah, I mean, it's really slow. Yeah. I keep hearing it's supposed to pick up, and I'm going to be getting four to five tapes a week. I saw this TikTok that was basically saying, the people that the set designer union, was basically like, don't bother becoming a set designer, because there's no work to be had. Which is like so sad. That's not good for me. Well, I mean, maybe they'll do everything with green screen. That's why, it's just that facet of the business. That's what costs so much money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The reason I started making those short films in the first place is because I wasn't getting any, I wasn't getting booked. Right. You know, I'm like, **** this, I'm gonna do my own ----. But no, it's definitely a, it's a process. It's a ******* process. I kind of, it's kind of like golf. You have like a short term memory, you know, you hit a bad shot. You can't *******, you know, just be all. Oh, you went golfing yesterday. I went golfing yesterday, yeah, dude. How was that? Well, I'm golfing for, I got my YouTube channel. Best golf channel, we're back. We have three videos out. Really? Yeah. Let's see them. We have three videos out and I mean, it's just a work in progress. I think. It's called Best Golf Channel. Best Golf Channel. You got to get me in there. That's not, that's not what I'm saying. You want to, you want to golf with me next week? I'll come out and commentate. Yeah. I don't want it. I don't want the responsibility of hitting the ball and then holding you guys up. Let's go to, you know what I mean? We'll go to a nine hole, a nine hole walking course next week. It's a beautiful course. You'll love it. Golf is an insane game. It takes up so much space. It's, it's such a mental mindfuck too. Sometimes it can be like when you like really focus, it's like it's, that's when it's pure. Yeah. I'll come, I'll come out and commentate. I don't want to like hit the ball and then that's fine. I'm in the woods because that's what will happen, dude. Just come out and commentate. But the thumbnails look great. Thank you. Again, overcast as hell. Yeah. Like what's going on? Dude, it's, I know this, this video and Simi Valley. I like what you're wearing. I like what he's wearing. He's so stylish. Oh yeah, very stylish. Do you think it's Mariah or do you think it's Heath? No, it's Heath for sure. You think it's Heath? He's got his style down. You think Mariah's really the story there? No. Let's get real right now. No, you want to get real? Let's talk about Heath's style, which is always on point. I think it's, is it Heath or is it Mariah? I think it's, cause I'll tell you whenever I look good, it's Naveen. So, but go ahead. We'll give it to Heath. I think it's Heath. We'll give it to Heath. Yeah, cause he, yeah, he's been, he's been rocking the style for a while. Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. Or maybe, maybe she pointed him in the right direction and he just ran with it. Possibly, yeah. Remember when he had a mullet that one time? Yeah. A mullet back in the day. I'm like, what the ****? Mullet, big beard, everything. He looks good. Like those early, early mornings where you're just ******* like your alarms going off. You're like, what the **** is this for? And you kind of like forget why you're waking up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we used to, we used to binge drink every, every video, but we stopped, we stopped doing that because we were just ruining our, ruining our days. Did you guys have like a, uh, was there like a conversation that happened between you guys? Like, hey guys, we gotta, I don't know how you guys feel about, cause I know the first in, uh, the first iteration of the Golf Channel was very built on like, we're getting drunk. Drinking, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then shot per hole, shotgun per hole. And then did you have a conversation? I forget, I forget if we had a conversation, but I think we all like kind of three just mutually, like, just like didn't drink one day. And we're like, we feel great. Like sober golf is fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's too much. It's no, especially like on a Wednesday, like at 7am and we're getting ******* ---- faced. And then, and then I would come home and hike after him. Like, and I kind of like feel like kind of loopy. Like, what the, what am I doing? I did it to myself Friday. We went, we went out to Laguna for Naveen's birthday and I got this great hotel room. So we got in the hotel. It was the same hotel room that we had gotten on our first vacation together. So she was happy. When you first like planted the seed. Yeah, when I first planted, yeah. And, and so then we went down to the deck, which is this awesome place in Laguna. It's like, it's a deck that's right on the beach. They gave us a great seat on the water. I've been there before. You've been to the deck? It's a you kind of place. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a wicked you kind of place. Right on the water. I got ---- faced, I got ---- faced there before my friend's wedding. Yeah, next to Driftwood Kitchen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then our hotel is right next door. So anyways, she's like, she gets a drink. She can handle her drinks. And, and I get one just, just to be like, it's your birthday. I don't make you drink alone. But it's also like one o'clock. And I know, I know I can't handle it. And then I had two, I had a second one. Then we start walking around. And in my mind, I was like, well, I was like, everybody does this. This is what everybody does. I should be able to do this. And, and even though I know I can't. And then I fell asleep at three o'clock. I fell asleep on the bed and Naveen started editing her podcast. I was passed out. I just passed out. Oh, that's funny. But like, I don't know why I can't drink. I mean, maybe you just don't have a tolerance or you're not built like that. I don't know. It's annoying because you see everybody having fun. Like everyone day drinking. It's the same thing with sports. I'm like, everybody likes sports. Well, you used to like sports, right? Yeah, and then I did acid, yeah. I mean, you honestly probably save so much time in your life, but not watching sports. Guys, I used to be a huge sports fan, like rabid. Like I knew I was, I was a phenom as a kid. My uncle would bring me to parties and he'd be like, he'd be like, all right, watch this kid. And he'd be like, what's so-and-so's batting average? And I'd be like, I know all the stats. I'm like, boom, boom, boom. How many homers do you have? Boom, boom, boom. Everything. All Red Sox, all Celtics. Jesus. Pats, Bruins. Damn. I wanted to be a sports announcer. I was like, and that was right when ESPN started having SportsCenter. Yeah. Where the guys were like really entertaining. So I was like, my mind would be blown watching. I'm like, oh my God, these guys are funny and they're talking about sports. It was crazy. It's before Barstool. Yeah. Barstool's also very funny, but this was like before Barstool. And so then I was like, that's it. I'm like, that's what I'm going to do with my life. Like, I'm going to be a ******* commentator on SportsCenter. Like, that's the goal. I got a job at WBZ Channel 4, local news. And I was like, they're like, okay. I'm like, I want to work in the sports department. And they were like, we don't do anything in the sports department. Like, there's just nothing to do. It's like, you can have a job in the assignment desk. And I was like, okay. And so I did that. And I was like, damn, this is it. I got my foot in the door. I'm like, I'm going to make a tape. And then I had a whole plan. I was like, because my cousin was dating a guy that was on SportsCenter named Carl Ravitch. And this guy, he was doing it. He was on there every night. When the highlight reel would come, he'd be like, boom goes the dynamite. He had all these catchphrases. And he was like, well, what you're going to need to do is you're going to need to make a tape. He's like, you're going to have to go to a very small market and start. So you've got to move to Buffalo, or you've got to move to ******* Bismarck and work your way up. He's like, that's the only way to do it. So I was like, that was my plan. I was like, **** yeah. And then I went back to school and my friends gave me acid. And a couple of days later, I was reading the sports page and I was just like, no way. I was just like, what? I was like, this is, why do I, why do I care about this? I was like, I, I was like, I just didn't like it anymore. Dan, have you seen, have you seen Ironclaw? We, we talked about this last time. We watched half of it. Did we talk about this in the last podcast? No, no. Tell me about it. It was. Do you like it? My sister told me that she saw it in theaters and that she was like outwardly like bawling and crying. Yeah. Like, like made noise and like, she was embarrassed, but like she was crying from it. Right. Yeah. I heard so many people say it was sad. And so I think that ruined it for me because I started watching it and like, I just couldn't like, the only character I could, could like connect to was like Zac Efron. Yeah. Not to give it away, Ironclaw. The other brothers. Do you want me to give it away? Give it away. I know what happened. Cause I used to watch them. I watched them in real life. You watched them in real life. Yeah. Like I was an eighties wrestling fan. Like I remember the Von Erics. That is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? And then one day they were like, he died. No way. What? And it wasn't like back then there was no internet and stuff. So when he died, it was just kind of like, you just kind of heard he died and you didn't really understand like what happened. You can't like Google anything. Yeah. He like died in Japan, right? Wrestling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't Google it. There's no report. Boston Globe's not covering it. Cause they didn't, they didn't think of wrestling as like a real thing. Yeah, yeah. So you just heard he died. Yeah. Through the grapevine. So he died. One died from drugs. One died. No, he was sick going in the movie. He's sick going to Japan. They died. Yeah. Not bronchitis, but something. And then one brother, I think then two brothers. And so like, but like at the end of the movie, I wasn't like sad. I thought it would be sad or like kind of like shed a tear, but I didn't. I think I was just like, so disconnected from the movie. Cause people ruined it for me. Cause I told me that it was like sad. And like, this is like, **** it. Really sad. Wait a minute. Why wasn't it sad for you? I don't know. He just, I watched it like during the day by myself. And like, I was just like, it wasn't sad. And like, it wasn't like. You grabbed popcorn on the way out. I don't know what it was, but it was a good movie still. But I just couldn't connect to it. I don't know. Furiosa is sick though. Okay. Yeah. Tell me about Furiosa. What do you give it out of 10? I mean, I give it probably an eight or nine. But I'm biased. I love the movie. You loved it, right? Chris Hemsworth was amazing. Really? It was so funny. I mean, the movie, I was hooked from like beginning to end. But you said it didn't do well at the box office. It didn't do well in the box office. No, I guess it was like, it didn't do well from a Memorial Day box office. I know people that loved it. I know people that hated it. So I was just like, I guess everything's, you know. How did, how did these, what I always wonder is how do people, how do these movies like make money? What someone told me once when I, when I used to have friends at Paramount, I still do have friends at Paramount, but I talked to somebody at Paramount once. And they told me that one movie funds the like 10 misses. Yeah. Like say for like Top Gun like hit. Yes. So Top Gun pays for like all those movies that didn't work. Maybe Sonic didn't work or maybe I don't know if Sonic worked or not. But, but yeah. And that's basically how they do it. But I still don't understand how like, like we watch this show on Apple now. It's called Palm Royale. I've seen that. Yeah. Christian Wig. Yeah. It's great. Very, very, very, very good show. The coloring is amazing. But who's watching it and how did, I mean, like I barely heard about it. I didn't hear about it. I barely heard about it. I only heard about it because I have Apple TV or Apple Plus. Yeah. But do enough people pay Apple TV to fund Palm Royale? I don't know. No, you're right. It makes no sense. I mean, you see all that Caitlin Clarke drama, WNBA. Wait, tell me, tell me about that. I've just been seeing videos of like, I just saw a video of, of this girl, like running into Caitlin Clarke, checking her, like body checking her. Yeah. And she just mouths, you ******* bitch or something like that. But so I think a lot of, a lot of. Wait, where did Caitlin Clarke come from? Caitlin Clarke was a, is like the biggest female basketball star to ever, like probably have ever lived. Okay. Right. Is she new? She's new. She just came out of college. She, she went to Iowa. Great. She had back-to-back national championship losses. Oh. But she was like the number one player in the, in the ladies. I think she put up the most points. LeBron of women's. Yeah. I think she put up the most points in the NCAA, like men and women. Yes. I could be wrong. Okay. So, you know, fact checking at the end, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. You know what I'm saying, bro? Hey, shaka shaka. Hey, my, my, my, my surf friends always say, if you can't go right, go left. You know what I'm saying? Hey, split peaks, not cheeks. Or split cheeks, not peaks. One of the pinks, two of the stinks. You, you know, my dad's softball team was called the Shockers when I was a kid. His, he had a jersey, he had a jersey. And their jerseys were this. Jason. And my mom was just like, what are you doing? Um, so like Kayla Clark, it's just this, this bad-ass basketball player, but she, she's brought in, she's, uh, brought a lot more awareness. Cause you know, WNBA is like, not like that popular, but she's made it more popular. Right. And she's getting like the notoriety for it. Right. Who's she play for? Plays for, uh, Indiana fever, I think. Okay. Of course the fever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, it's really funny. Cause I saw Batch made a TikTok this morning and I watched it and I was like, huh, maybe one day the WNBA won't be a joke. Like maybe it will be, will become amazing or great. But I don't know. Maybe this is the start. Maybe the sun will come out. Wait, what were you saying when at the Olympics, everyone just has sex? Yeah. Where'd you hear that? I saw something again on Twitter that the Olympics, they want to separate the and the women, they, and the Olympic, what do they call it? Like Olympic road? No Olympic, uh, and like the, where they all hang out. Yeah. Cause apparently they were all ******* last year, last Olympics. But I mean, every Olympics have been ******* in the, uh, in the Olympic garden. I don't know. They don't, I don't know what they call it, but you gotta think about it. It's like, you know, the best athletes in the world. Everyone's revved up. Everyone's testosterone is just ******* pure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. Working out all day. That's really funny. We should get an athlete in here to talk about that. That's really, that's a really fun idea. And is it a distraction? Yeah. Wait, let's tell dad stories. Do you have a good dad story? Good dads. I have like a, I like the soccer story. I have a good dad story. Oh, you want to go first? Sure. You can go first. I'm trying to think of like, like, if you don't have one, I have one. Yeah, you go, you go. One time. My dad's like, he's just such a, he's just so funny. He's like so macho. And so like, he's just like a big tough guy. And he's like, he's great. But one time my mom came home and she got, she got modeling photos done. And they, but they charged her like $250. My dad was like really pissed. Says, he's like, it's like, what are you doing? Like spending $250, like on these modeling shots, like such a waste of money. So my dad went down there. He went, goes all the way down to Newbury street in Boston to like, **** the people up or whatever, like cause a riot, whatever. And they talked him into taking photos of him. Are you serious? He paid another $250. No, he did not. Wait, what? He was, my dad is really attractive. I mean, he, he is, he is very good looking guy. And my mom is also very beautiful. So in, in their, in, in their defense, the photos were gorgeous. You got to pull up these photos later. You got to, if you can find them. I can have them. But all I remember is he was sitting like this. It was like, all the poses were like that. And he had like big, like cuffed, um, like bell-bottoms. Was this in the seventies? Yeah, it was probably like 1980. Oh my God. That is really funny. Dude, that's hilarious. It's my best dad story. Sir, wait, I don't know. You have to look. You're gorgeous. I think we should take a photo. $250? Yeah, sure, whatever. Dude, that's funny. I guess like just picturing your dad doing that. Oh my God. Yeah. You know, one time when I was a kid, my dad, he, uh, he broke his, he broke his leg. And so my mom was driving and then he had his crutches and some guy like cut off my mom and I'm gonna move it in the back seat. My dad like was on the window and he's like, and like he like ******* flips off the guy and the guy's like, **** you. My dad's like, **** you, ************. **** you. I'm like in the back seat. Like he, my dad's like in crutches. All right. He's in the passenger seat. What the **** is going on? Right. He couldn't have actually done anything. No. Yeah, no, no, no. But we're both, the cars are going like 80 miles an hour. On the highway. This is funny. Yeah. My dad has calmed down so much since like from me being a kid. Yeah. They, they all calm down. Yeah. And then you get this different guy. Yeah. He's definitely got like a mean side, but it's like, it's like not there anymore. But like, also like he's a black belt in jujitsu. So like he does jujitsu. So like that takes out a lot of like, he gets, he's stressed, you know? Like he would just be pissed at whatever we were doing. Like one time he was just like be driving and he'd be so on like a long trip and so pissed that he had just, he would just pull the car over, just pissed off. Not say anything. Go into the, to the place to, to like take a piss. And we'd all just be in the car. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, okay. They didn't get back in the car. Isn't it funny when people get like really mad? Yeah. Like I can't. I mean, yeah, I mean, but people don't, people aren't happy with their lives. So they, they, Naveen gets mad at me. Like last night there was a car in front of me. Like Naveen gets mad at me if I like talk, if I like, if I'm like pissed in the car, but like I, the windows are up. No one can hear me. Yeah. So I'll be like this ******* guy like that. She's like, what, what are you doing? And I'll be like, well, this guy didn't, he's not pulled over. She's like, he's an Uber. He doesn't know where he is. And I'm like, yeah, but he could just pull over to the side and she'll be like, he's, he's driving an Uber. He's making no money. You just came from a great dinner. You have a beautiful wife. And I'll be like, all right. Are you late tonight? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, we're living our best lives. This poor Uber driver, you're getting mad, but it's not like I'm like, he doesn't know. He doesn't know I'm mad at him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, I don't know. Sometimes like when I see, if I see like a cop, like a highway patrol, I'll go like this against like the lower dash of the window. I'll be like, come and get me, copper. No, you don't. I'm like, come and get me, copper. It's just a stupid joke me and my buddy, he said. He pulls you over? Yeah, yeah, it'd be terrible. Yeah, anger's a funny thing. I've definitely mellowed out. I used to be a lot angrier. I feel like it does take, take a toll on your life. I punched a hole in my, um, in my door once at my old house when I lived with my ex-wife. Things were bad. I hated my life so much. When I was, uh, when I was 16, I, I hopped on my bed. Not her fault, by the way. Yeah. My own fault. Go ahead. I had hockey practice that night and I didn't go. And then I wanted to go to a birthday party and my parents wouldn't let me go. So I hopped on my bed and I *******, bah! I punched a hole through the wall. And I didn't know the wall was so fragile. I punched a hole right through the ******* wall. Like, ****! Then I got in big trouble. And then, fast forward, like, six months later, I never patched up that wall. I just put a manila folder over it. A ******* bird got into the house, into the attic, and came through my ******* room in the morning at 8am when I was going to school. No way! I swear to God, yeah. Through the manila folder? Through the manila folder, yeah. A bird was stuck in the attic, like, stuck in the wall. It was weird as ----. Why, what were you mad about? I couldn't go to the party. And I didn't go to, I had hockey practice that night. Did you get in trouble a lot? Uh... Or were they lenient with you? I didn't get in trouble a lot. I would say, like, my dad was pretty strict. Right. And you lived with your dad? Yeah, I mean, well, no, my parents were divorced at 13, so he moved. Go back and forth? Yeah, back and forth. But he was over, like, over all the time. What's your relationship now, like, with your dad? Oh, it's great. It's great. I talk to him every day. You do? Yeah. That's awesome. How about your mom? Great. Wonderful, yeah. That's fun. I talk to my dad more because I call him about jiu-jitsu. But I make a point to call my mom even more now because... How's this point in life for you? I've been so curious about that. It's been thinking about you a lot. Well, like, I was thinking about you a lot over the week because I was like, I know Danielle and Zane are away. So I was like, I was like, huh. I was like, I wonder how he's doing by himself. Because there were so many times where, before I met Naveen, that I'd be alone here, especially over COVID and stuff. He'd just be ******* alone here. Like, Marty wouldn't even let the kids come see me. There was a couple times where it was like, well, you were out. So like, she would let them come. Yeah. But like... With a hazmat suit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's not that she wouldn't let them come. But I definitely was like, alone here a lot. Or like, when I had my hip surgery, I would just be like, alone here. I love it. And there was a point where I, like, I remember getting in this house and I remember being like, and I was alone. And I remember being like, ****. I'm alone. Yeah. And then, and then I kept doing it. I started to love it. Like, I loved it. I mean, like, I started going to bed. And, and then I really liked it. It was like, so for, I just feel like, I don't know if you ever, do you ever, are you, do you ever feel alone like that? Or do you like it? No, I, I don't mind. Like, I feel like right now, like, my mental health is like, I've been seeing the therapist. It's like, say it's like, my mental health is like, a little like, up and down. But then like, it straightens out because I kind of like, go back to like, the meditation or like, what my therapist said. I'm like, you know, like, just bless yourself to do this and that and allow yourself to feel this. And like, if you have a shitty day, don't get bent out of shape for having a shitty day or feeling weird. Jeffrey Magnolia. No, so he like, really helps. Like, seeing him, bro, like, really ******* helps. And so, fast forward, like, being alone here with, you know, they've been gone for a while. And I don't mind it. Actually, I like it a lot. And I'm just like, kind of like, doing my own ----. Working on my own stuff. And like, you know, spending time by myself. And I actually have friends outside of, you know, all you guys, too. And so it's like, you know, I have like, my film buddies I go golf with. I go see movies with. I film stuff with. And then I have, you know, my friends in Venice that I go hang out with. Yeah, you have a lot of people around you. So it's like, we called you the other night. We called Todd the other night. Like, it was the night before Naveen's birthday. So we were kind of starting the celebration already. And we were like, oh, like, Naveen was like, you want to, let's call Todd. And let's go out. And then when we called you, you were like, like, she was like, do you want to go to Laurel? And you're like, **** yeah! Like, let's go! Like, yes! No, because I, remember, you had a missed call for me. I was calling you guys because I wanted to ask you to go to Laurel. Oh yeah, you had the same idea. Yeah, same idea. Yeah, I was like, *******, it's my favorite spot. Yeah. So yeah, no, that was great. That was great. Yeah, I like being alone. That's why whenever people are like, I'm alone. I'm like, yeah, yeah. I don't have much sympathy. Also, you don't have anyone ******* up your life. Yeah, you know what I mean? Try having someone in your life that's awful. Then you'd love to be alone, right? That's what I say. Also with movies too. You know how difficult it is to pick a movie with multiple people? Like, you just like, you know what I mean? What do you mean? Oh yeah, oh, the worst. It's the ******* terrible. You know what? God bless Naveen. Even Naveen and I struggle. Because we'll be like, what do you want to watch? And she'll be like, it's okay, whatever. We're the same. Yeah. We're the same person of like, we'll let the other person choose. And then you hate their choice. No, no, not at all. We're so amenable that we can't decide on anything. Oh, okay. So like, what do you want to watch? What do you want to watch? I don't care what she puts on. I want to go to sleep. Yeah. And she doesn't care what I put on. But then we'll do that for a while. And it's like, but yeah, I know what you mean. Trying to choose. Oh, like if you sit down with Danielle and Zane. Oh. And it's like, we're all going to watch something. So tough. That used to happen at David's house all the flipping time. David would be like, let's watch a movie. Like, great. Couch is so comfy. Let's do it. Chill. No one can decide. No, you can't, it's a ******* movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's bad. I won't do it. Like, I won't participate in that. I love Zane, but he'll look up like the Rotten Tomatoes. I'm like, ****. I love like stupid movies, like Little Nikki. Sure. You know what I mean? Like when I live with Natalie, she loves animated cartoons. She does? Yeah. Natalie? Yeah. She loves like Disney movies. Oh, she does? Yeah. Which is great, but... Yeah, Naveen doesn't like gangster movies or... She also doesn't like documentaries that are like about like sick ----. You know what I mean? Like murder. She thinks that's like bad vibes. Or like The Doctor, which is impregnating like 30 girls. Well, I haven't seen that one. What are you talking about? These girls are like looking for semen insemination. And this doctor gives all these women his own semen. Oh, they don't know it's his. No, they don't know it's his. So all these kids found out they have like 50 siblings. Oh, what a weirdo. Yeah, dude, it's ******* crazy. Well, that's bizarre. Why would you want that? I don't know. It's a ******* psychopath. So you don't mind being alone. That's good. Yeah. Start crying. ****. It is crazy being in the house alone. Like the huge house. I was like, oh, okay. Yeah, that house is huge. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good house. Holy ****, man. Sunday. Sun's out. Just kidding. Sun's not out here. Sun's out, buns out. How long have we been going for? We've been going for 59 minutes. I think we have enough. Yeah. Hey, we have this podcast. And then on Wednesday, Naveen will have her new podcast on this channel. So you guys go watch that too. And I'll come back every week if you want. Okay, let's do it. And I'll say that every time after we finish podcast. I'll come back next week if you want, man. Pretty soon I'm gonna be living here. Dude, I'm so pissed. Naveen convinced Charlie to do her podcast. And now she won't do this podcast. I'm like, what? I've been asking you to do the podcast for years. She's like, I'm on Naveen's podcast. No way. What? Really? What are you, chopped liver? Yeah, yeah. So we'll have a little drama when that happens. Damn, dog. Yeah. Fucked up. Yeah, it's messed up. I'm gonna talk to her today. Want me to say something? Please. All right. Yeah, can you make a gossip channel video about Charlie? Yeah, I got you. Guys, thank you so much. This was a lot of fun. Todd, thank you. Thanks, Jason. That was great. And we'll be back next week. All right. Bye-bye. Peace. Yo, have a good week. This is your week, don't you? Yeah, give a little shout out. Little shout out? Give a little positive stuff. Hey, let's ******* go. Guys, be positive. Don't let the doldrums take you away. Hey, you just gotta bless yourself. Allow yourself to feel however you're feeling. You know, be happy with yourself. Find some joy and ******* just attack it. Yeah. Attack this ----. Yeah, or just drop off the face of the earth and change your identity and go live in the woods. That works too. That does not sound bad at all. Yeah. All right. Peace.