Challenging David Dobrik's Assistant For His Job

It's $100,000. For what? For you to quit your job right now. Last year our friend John was paid $100,000 to quit his job and come work for David Dobrik. I've never seen anybody react to $100,000. What the f*** is going on? And honestly, I was a little jealous. So today, I'm going to put John through a series of challenges to see who actually is the better assistant. Me or John Castro. This is Assistant Off. That sounds kind of sexual. What are you guys going to do? This is Assistant Wars. I don't know, Jason. There's a lot of wars going on right now. Yeah, there's a lot of wars. Yeah, you guys get the idea. Let's go do it. All right, guys. It's 11.47. John is still asleep. That is negative two points. Okay. If we are in a competition right now, I'm ahead. I was up at 7.30. Okay. You were up at 10. I was up at 10. I don't know if we're going to get a video today. John is... He's asleep. Have you seen Julia today? I wouldn't know if Julia's in there. Did she scream? There's remnants of an orgy. It's like eight people. Do you think the do not enter sign is... That doesn't apply to me. John, it's Jason Nash with Jason Nash Vlogs. We had an appointment today to shoot. Remember? Who's in there? Julia. Oh, Julia's in there. Okay. Jason said that you guys were having an orgy. What time are you available today? Right now. I'm just giving you like five minutes. Okay. See, now John could be out here working out, getting strong for the day. No, he's asleep. This is crazy. This is disgusting. Who would leave this here? Now, I don't know if you know this, but I'm anal retentive. So, I need complete order. Oh, are you open about your anus problem? That's a different problem. Oh. See? I noticed it's not color coordinated though. Interesting. You're right. Today, I'm going to be challenging you for your job as an assistant here. Okay? We have a series of challenges. We're going to see who's the better man for the job. Okay? Okay. Wait. Now, what would you be doing today? Huh? What would you be doing today if I wasn't here? Good one. That's a good one. So, we're here. We can go outside. That's going to be the first one. Okay. Let's go. And John, first off, this has got to come down. Yes. It's the 23rd. You're right. It's got to come down. Or leave it up. Leave it up. Leave it up until next December. We're going to remove the trickle charger off the Ferrari. The trickle charger? Yeah. The trickle charger. The tickle charger? Yeah. From? Tickle, tickle, tickle. It's really funny that no one's here. It's like 12 during business hours. Yeah. That's good. That's what we like. We want the boring, mundane stuff. That's what our channel is all about. Why does the battery die? Because you don't drive it enough? Because it's not driven enough. Oh, my God. What a pain in the neck. Okay. So that's it? I didn't even know he was going to be here. This is it? This is all the work we do? Well, yeah. We've got to unplug it from the... Okay. Now we've got to unplug it from here. Unplug it from the battery. You know, it's always unsettling when you see that a car comes with a fire extinguisher. Like, that's crazy. This is harder than... John's job is kind of hard. How do you think you can fill it out? How do I fill it up? Yeah. How do you... It's right here. Okay. Yeah. That's where the gas goes in. Right? How do you open it, then? You need the key. You can have the key. Oh, this is like a challenge. Okay. Oh, it's inside. Okay. Wait a minute. I came in really cocky. I did a whole setup where I was like, I'm way better at John than I don't think I am now. Oh, ----. There we go. Look, look, look. Right here. Come get it. Right there. You press that. Yeah. That took me a minute to figure out. You did? Yeah. Hey, do you crush your balls when you sit in here or no? No. A big part of being in a system is cleaning. So John and I are going to compete right now to see who cleans the car better. John's taking the left side. I'm taking the right side. A minute and a half on the clock. Go. I mean, this car is pretty clean. Crazy clean. They don't need this in here. They don't need all access to the roof, man. That's out. Starburst. David loves Starburst. I'm not taking those out. I found a Celsius back here. Does that stay or go? There's not much in here, honestly. Yeah, but I found these sick glasses. Look what I'm doing. Smelly. Got to go. Look at the tire, Jack John. That's a mess. Believe that. Okay, so who won? You're right. So right now, I would say the winner is Jake. Yes. Wow. Let's go. Okay, next challenge. Damn, Jay. Do you think this smells bad? Is this clean or dirty? I don't know. All right. I can't tell if it's car or David. All right, we're here in the gym. This is where everybody comes to work out. Yes. It's a really nice part of the house. Did you ever say anything to him like, hey, Dave, why don't you come in the gym with me? Or you don't do that? I do. What he does is he'll do this. He'll come right here. He'll film his little Snapchat. I'm like, should I work out? So he puts his phone down. Should I work out? I'm like, yeah. What do you want to do? And then he just comes back. How important is pickleball around here? I mean, he does play it kind of often. So this next challenge is a match of pickleball to see who's the better pickleball player. Okay. And I think John is thinking right now, I've got this. Is that what you're thinking? No. No? I don't think so. Oh, John, I also straightened up these paddles and color coordinated them while you were sleeping. Okay. Which paddle do you like? Um, you know, I'll go with the Toby, you know? I'm going with Toby because that's a David Dobrik fan. See, John tried to get me there. I hope you have your running shoes on, Jay, because I'm about to make you run. We don't want to go to the chiropractor. Can you see Jason at 330? He's in a lot of pain. That's what happens. We throw you back out. Then we call the place and then they go like, no, we can't take you. And then we're like, he can't move. And they're like, okay. Ah, Jay, you're doing good. Two zero. It's really hard when he comes to the net. He's, he's kind of wide. He's like a monster. Yeah, he's big. John works out. You're taller than me. I know, but you, when you come, when he comes to the net, it's like, it's like the Hulk just came up and I haven't gone to the net once. Oh, yes. I don't know what's going on. Guy's beating me really badly. It's embarrassing. If Jay actually took the invites of playing at the pickleball court more seriously, he wouldn't look like that right over there. Okay. I mean, it's just, I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I got a point. Oh, you got a point. Guys, please root for me. Leave a comment right now. Let me know you love me. I'm dying out here. It's really hot. I had skin cancer last year. I'm also worried about that. No sunblock. Game point. Four zero. Good game, Jay. Yeah. Dude, I think you can get better. I think so. I think you can get better, Jay. Do you know they have leagues here? Yes. They have like really bad. Okay. Yeah. Pretty good. Yeah. So we have David. We have David's league. David's league. Who's in that league? Just David. Okay, boys. Paint me a picture of the perfect just hangout chill day. Okay. If you had to plan a day for David, you mean? Yeah. If you guys had to plan a day for David. Okay. Are you going to Tulum and going to just sit somewhere? Are you going to San Francisco to take a walk on the early road? Okay. Where are you going? Perfect day. Play a little bit of pickleball during the day. And once you get like sun tired, you watch a movie. Ooh. Yeah. What movie? On this couch specifically. These couches right here. We're not going no Tulum, no Cabo, no Cancun. It's just that couch right there and a movie. Damn it. There's a trick question and you nailed it. We recorded ourselves earlier. We were like, Naveen thought of that. And I was like, well, and Naveen was like, well, if he says hanging out, then he's right. Like it has to be here. And he nailed it. And I love the little touch he put in there, which was once you get sun tired. All right. Here's your phone. The next challenge. You know, I've been working for quite a bit now. He's damn good. All right. Next challenge. Obviously this job, you get thrown stuff like the most wild stuff. Okay. Right. All right. So we're going to try right now. We're going to challenge who can find a bouncy house at the cheapest price in the next three minutes on our phones. Wow. Okay. All right. Go. Hi. Yes. I'm trying to price out a bouncy house for today. I'm just wondering what's the cheapest or smallest bouncy house you have currently available today? For today? Yes. Yeah. Maybe like around 5 p.m. would be fine. Oh, yeah, that's fine. What about tomorrow? Okay. You can have it here at 5. And how much is it? Yeah. And how much would that be? Just out of curiosity. Sorry? Okay. How much? $450. You're done. This guy won. $200. What did he get it for? You got it for $200? Did you call a Filipino? The guy said you can hold on to it overnight and play with it and work on it in the morning. Okay. Let's do our final results. I think you both showed a lot of heart. Yeah. You both had a lot of great qualities. And I think you both could be great assistants. Yeah. I believe that. Okay. All right, Jay. I think for the job of working with David. Yeah. I think it's John. Congratulations, man. He did win. Thank you. He got the bouncy house. He beat me in pickleball. Yeah. He knew the perfect day. So really, at the end of the day, this job is just about playing pickleball and hanging out. Yeah. And maybe the occasion will bounce it out. All right. Nice challenge. Let's go. One of us is still Abused podcast co-host, all right? For now.