I'm SICK of your friends FLIRTING with me

I'll be right back. Y'all better not start Rage Cage without me. Hey, I've been looking for you. The party's out there, silly. Oh, yeah, no, I know. I just, I wasn't really feeling it. Do you feel sick or? No, no, I'm just, I'm not really having a lot of fun out there. What are you talking about? I mean, the party's great. All the guys are here. All right, here we go. I don't like your friends. What? I just don't really vibe with them. How do you not vibe with them? I mean, they're amazing guys. I'd have to disagree. Come on, really? Yeah, I just saw you talking to Tanner out there. You guys were like chopping it up. Yeah, because he was flirting with me. That does not sound like Tanner. He was trying to convince me that we should explore an open relationship. You're not even his type. What's his type? Married women. Hey, there she is. I've been wondering where you sauntered off to. Speak of the devil. Hey, is this guy giving you trouble? Because I can get him out of here. No, no, we're fine, Tanner. Thank you. Great. When are you two getting married? What? Because you'd be great married, especially you, Jean. We haven't really talked about it yet. What the ****? Come on, get ******* married. Go get married. What's wrong with you? Can you not feel the energy going on between you? Get out of here. Most of these guys are creeps. Okay, Tanner is a bit flirty, but not everyone's like that. I mean, Brian's a sweetheart. Brian is afraid of women. What? Yeah, I don't think he's ever actually said anything directly to me. Whoa, look who's here. Hi, Brian. You okay there, bud? You're gonna have to speak up there, bud. We can't hear you. I was just absent. What? You okay there? See, see, scared of women. God, at least he's better than Tyler S. What's wrong with Tyler S? He doesn't speak English. That is not a cool reason to be upset with someone. God, no. He doesn't speak any language. He just makes up words. It's nonsense. Gordon. Jazzer time, spindle cake. Hey, buddy, we're kind of having a private moment right now, so if you don't mind leaving. Tupac Shakurzy. You understand that? I get the gist. I mean, he said something about Stewie being passed out in a bathtub. And that's another thing. All your friends get way too drunk. Fellow humans, have you heard of what's happened to young Stuart? And this guy thinks he's from the future. We must revive him. We need him to stop the time war from ever happening. God damn it, I hate the time war. ****. I like him, I think he's quirky. If I have to hear about the time war one more time, I'm breaking up with you. The only one of your friends I can actually stand is Lucas. That guy? Hey, guys, sorry to barge in here. No, no, it's no problem at all. How are you? Are you good? Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm just a little worried about Stewie. You are so sweet to worry. Hey, man, we're kind of in the middle of something, so read the room, dude. I'm so sorry, I'll just go check on Stew. Bye. He might be my only friend I don't like. Wonder why. Yo, guys, hey, just wanted to check in on J&J, see how you guys are doing. What do you want, Mike? Straight to the point, I love that. I just wanted to ask you guys a quick favor. Sure thing, Mike, you're the best guy I know. If some people come around and start asking questions, like let's say, I don't know, the police or Stewie's mom, and they say, hey, does Mike sell bad drugs? You say, nah. We got your back. If Stewie's mom starts saying stuff like, oh, hey, one time I caught Mike selling Stewie bad drugs, if you guys could just help me out and say, Becky, you're being crazy right now. If you guys could just do that and make her doubt her own decisions, that would really die out. I mean, that works for me. No. **** yeah, awesome. Oh, and random, completely unrelated to anything we were just talking about, Stewie might be dead. All right, chill. Your friend died? Do you think it has to do with Mike's bad drugs? Yes, I do, actually. We have to call the cops. No, Mike hates cops. I don't care. Hey, just thought you should know, Stewie just woke up and he's fine. Thank God. I mean, we were just about to call the cops. I'm glad you didn't. You know Mike hates cops. That's what I was telling her. In honor of Stewie not dying, we're about to take some celebratory shots. You know we'll be right there. What about Carl? He's great. But he's always carrying those knives around. He's just paranoid, babe. I'm going home. What? It's 9 p.m. You know, in the future, time doesn't exist. It was stolen from us. Shut up, Ezra. Yep, sorry. So I'm very sorry about that.