Hallmark Movie Gone Wrong PART 3

Penelope. Penelope Pines. Steve? Steve Snowglobe? Yes, from Garland Charter. Oh my god! Hi! God, how long has it been? Like ten years. Ten years, that's right. Time has treated you so well. Stop. Yeah, my alopecia and my spina bifida really cleared up. When did you get back into town, though? Oh, just about a week. My dad's violin shop burned down, so I'm here to lead the rebuild. Well, if there's anything I know, there's nothing that a pine can't do with a little bit of Christmas spirit when they come back to Nutcrackerville. Glad to see that you don't hate us here. I could never hate people in Nutcrackerville. I love it here. And the people. I love the people here, too. So, what are you doing at my door? Oh. Are those the tickets for the gingerbread jamboree? Not exactly. I love the children. You know, I will buy anything for them. God, yes. I love the kids, too. They are our future, and they're amazing singers these days. Um, Penelope, kind of a good news, bad news situation here, really. The good news is, is that I've actually been spending a lot of time with your family. Your sister, mainly, and, um... My sister? What's the bad news? Penelope, there's no easy way to say this, so I'm just going to come out and say it. I knocked your sister up, and these are two train tickets for us to get across State Line so I can get her an abortion. Oh. Okay. The train leaves in, like, an hour, so I kind of... gotta get on this, you know. Yeah. Yeah. I'll go... I'll go get her. Um, before I go, I'm sure it doesn't have to be said, but... you didn't vote for this, right? Yes. I did.