100 Kids Tell a Joke 100 Kids HiHo Kids

Tell me a joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo! You're supposed to say, like, bless you. Hmm? Do you know any jokes? Yeah. You do? Uh-huh. Tell me the funniest joke you know. What did the pig say when he was in the sun? I'm bacon! What do you call cheese that's not yours? I don't know. Nacho cheese. Knock, knock. Who's there? I smell mop. I smell mop poo. Ew! Ew, you smell your poo? Uh-huh. Okay, why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Why? He got stuck in the crack. What's brown and sticky? Oh, ew, what? A stick! Ah! Oh my gosh. You know what I was thinking of? Can I hear a joke? Yeah. The funniest joke is a crown. Do you get it? Yeah. How does the ocean say hello? I'm not sure. He weighs. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Ew! Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? The chicken went to the store to go get some eggs. Because the farmer, if he didn't get the eggs each and every time the farmer came, the farmer would eat him. Hit me with your best joke. Why do eggs don't tell jokes? Why? Because they crack up. Why does the ant roll on wheels? I don't know. Me neither. Why did the skeleton go to prom? Why? Because it didn't have the guts. Knock, knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O. All right, tell me a joke. Hmm. You hear a lot of jokes. I don't know funny jokes. I just know jokes. I do not know any. What's a joke? A joke is like a funny thing you say to make people laugh. I like a lot of, like, dad jokes. I got nothing. Tell me the funniest joke you know. My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home. What do you do when you see a spaceman? I don't know. You park, man. Why did the girl bring a ladder to school? Why? Because she wanted to go to high school. Can you explain the joke? What do you call an avocado that walks to the church? Holy guacamole. Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana head eaten by your brain. Do you think you're pretty funny? If I think about it, yes. Can you tell me a joke? A balloon man walks into a poke bar and then pops. A balloon man walks into a poke bar? How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. What's the cat's favorite color? It is golden blue. Is this a joke? That's the goodest joke. What do you call a brown chicken and a brown cow? I don't know. A brown chicken, brown cow. Will you please tell me a funny joke? Yeah. Knock, knock. Who's there? You're a... You're a poo. Knock, knock. Who's there? Stinky feet. You love stinky feet. What did... The demogorgon have her lunch. What? Barbecue. Did you make that one up? No, my mom made it. What did the frog say to the other frog? I don't know. Nothing, because it already croaked. What do we call a goat that plays soccer? I have no idea. A soccer goat. What do you call your enemy? You don't call him at all. Why did the banana wear yellow pants? He thought it was appealing. Get it? Why are fish so smart? Why? Because they swim in schools. Why did the banana cross the road? No. Why? Guess. Because he wanted to split out of his banana peel, and then he just got splat onto a tree. What do you get when you come across a porcupine and a tortoise? I know. What? A slowpoke. I hate you. A tortoise is slow, and a porcupine pokes.