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I don't know, it just feels right. It's what I'm giving, I guess. It really feels right. A little time. You're going to want my mom next. Yeah, your mom. Does this sound wrong? Oh no, I feel worse. I'm going to cry. And I dedicated Here and Now by Luther Vandross. How would you describe yourself in those terms? Incomparable terms. Well, you can throw boozy in there. No, don't. A dumb, oblivious, tiny record. Dakota called me a little tiny. You doubled up, little, tiny record. Hi, I'm Chris Evans and I'm interviewing the lovely Dakota Johnson. I'm Dakota Johnson and I'm interviewing Chris Evans. I guess I didn't get lovely, did I? Okay, it's fine. It's fine. I'm Dakota Johnson and I'm interviewing the dumbass Chris Evans. Is it so hard? How would you describe me in three words? God, this is tough. A vital, glowing phoenix. End of day right there. That's it. Walk off. Drop the mic. Incredibly romantic, but you're going to have an army of paparazzi every single day and it's just a nightmare. You didn't feel that? It's frustrating. You're like, I'm tired, I'm coming into work, and you've got like ten cameras in your face. Oh, sorry. Yeah, champagne. Sorry. Get me out of here. Get out of here. Get me out of here. When the choice isn't easy, you know. That's a really good answer. Is it? Look at this little raccoon. Look at this little tiny raccoon. Tiny raccoon. He's a smart little raccoon. Yeah. Raccoons are quite smart. They are. They're clever. Yeah, I know. But he's going to lean back. Beautifully. She's been bagging on my bracelets, and now you know it's a bummer. If I don't wear them in the future, it's going to be because she bullied me out of it. Thank you for coming. And you know what? She's going to. I'm not going to. Who's got the filthiest sense of humor among Asian girls? I mean, that's a tough call. I mean, is it a three-way tie? I don't think anyone is like, hey, hey, that was out of bounds. Absolutely f***ed up. But will you Google when was, let's take bets. When do you think 10 Things I Hate About You was? I'm going to say. Oh, you said it? I'm going to say it's 1999. I don't know. Okay. Are open about their insecurity and uncertainty. And I think you're actually great at this too, Dakota. When I first met you, you were. I did want to get a tattoo while I was here, but I haven't had time. What are you getting? A phoenix. It's a vital, filthy, glowing phoenix. It's just like a vital. It goes all over from everywhere. All over my body. What's the over and under on how many times you've been asked about Steve Rogers today? You know what? It hasn't really happened. You might be the first. You are? Okay. You're so sweet. It's Captain America. Captain America. I'll say it. Oh, she loves all of them. Just watch them on repeat. Yeah. Can you name two of them? Yeah. Captain America is. And the little raccoon. That's one. That was one. That was number one. Captain America is in the house. And the other, the second one. Here we go again. Actually, the second one was. Not good. No, we don't like that. The third was. Back in action. No. It was Captain America, but is he. Great. Everyone was great. Dakota. And you're like. Okay. How was I, Celine? I'm like. Celine just. And she'd be like. What's your name again? Yeah. She'd be like. Hi. Sorry. You were just. Can we just do it again? Just Chris. Step right out of the frame. No. I love it to death. And you and Dakota are both. I'm Dakota. And you're Dakota. I'm Dakota. You're Dakota Donson. Yeah. He's Dakota Pascal. Are you a Dawson or Pacey person? Oh, God. I gotta be Pacey. Who's saying Dawson? No disrespect to the beak. But. Who the hell is saying Dawson? I think I'm a little bit too young. Okay. Conrad or Team Jeremiah? Hello? Who? That's the summer I turned 40. The beloved Amazon show. Are you okay? Yeah. I don't need. I know. I. All those words. Might as well have been Greek. Like if I had to do doctor jargon. Oh, really? Yeah. Like if I was on ER or something. Bullshit. I'd be like. Oh, no. I'd be the worst. Scalpel? Scalpel's a knife. Oh, man. I don't know. I mean, I feel like. I'm gonna cry. You're a good guy. Yeah. I mean, come on. Shove over. Come on. Not even. Just lay on top of each other. Or just look around. There's gotta be another door here. I mean, come on. All this crap and water. A plank of something. Yeah. Or take turns. You know what I mean? Like right when I'm about to fall. Oh, too much. I guess I'll just die. Sink into an ocean of death. They lay on top of each other and their body heat keeps each other alive. I'm with you. Bitch. What's his? You just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine. Maybe later. Oh, that sounded real. I like it. 20 cc's of, you know. His anus. I'm dying. Oh, Rachel. What was the question? Hope? His character is sort of the. Polar opposite of Chris's character and it brings this sort of tension and a very intense dilemma for a young woman. A very, very, very young woman. Me. A very, very, very young woman. Talking about me. Are you okay? What did Bill Murray whisper to Scarlett Johansson at the end of Lost in Translation? I don't know. He said, you're a little bitch. Well, that answers our earlier question about the filthiest minds. That got me. I like that. I was a CIT at a summer camp, but I actually loved it. Like it wasn't exactly like. What's a CIT? A counselor in training. Not even a real counselor. Not even a counselor. I was like 16. I served burgers for like four days and then I got fired because I sucked. I was 14. All right. But the notebook. Come on. I'm a fast and gay. Rain is not good on bangs. I've got to move on from the bangs, I think. There's our breaking news. I think I'll just shave my head. Let's do it. You can tattoo me. I'll shave your head. Okay. This is. It's going to go really well. I'm going to tattoo your face. Because I love Marvel. You can't get enough of it. You're like Marvel, sign me up. You know what? Who else can't get enough of me and Marvel is the whole world. But you know what? I get a lot. I get a lot of eat from Knives Out. Eat. A lot of people tell me to eat. Or maybe I'm just thinking it's. I'm like, oh, he's a Knives Out fan. I'm like, never seen it. They're like, no, dude. Never seen it. Just eat. I'm going to catch that. What are you going to say? You and me. Sure. Him and me. Sure. Right. It was written for Hugh and Julia Nottingham. Oh, Nottingham. That's a good one. That's a really good one. The way they end on that park bench and they're just kind of. He's reading. Yeah. Come on. He's reading. He's just catching up. He's just reading some. If either of you have a non-negotiable movie that your partner needs to have seen or at least be willing to watch with you. I know what yours is. Do you? Fantasia 2. All right. Fantasia 2000. The non-negotiable would be that if after they've seen it, they hate it. Well, then we can just part ways. It wasn't a tape. It was a CD. Okay, we get it. Nope. I was doing mixtapes where like the beginning and the end of the song has the DJ being like, okay, now we're back. What was your reaction of him complimenting your body? I was trying to just go right past that. You were like, no. I was like, no, stop. You mean. She's thinking about. She's thinking about defibrillator. I can't work for work. I guess I can't be on the show either. Defibrillator. 20 cc's of defibrillator. She's like rushing a gurney down the hallway. Stat. Dying to get on stage specifically with him. Yeah, really. I would. Look, you know, it's ages. Why specifically with him? Don't be jealous. I'm right here. We'll talk later. You want to be with Sebastian all day, every day. Who doesn't? Do you know Sebastian? Remember, we were all together. Oh, yeah. Oh, at my place. While we were making. While we were all in bed. What are you taking from Pedro in return? His son. You think I'm kidding. That was it. That wasn't. What's the joke? I was kind of thinking about leaving acting in general. I don't know. You're always thinking about that. I know. Me too. I was trying to get off this train. Should be quick. Right now? Bye. Okay. What is this? You're defying a lot of lasts. Don't do that. No, you told me not to do this. I crossed them earlier and she was like, don't. Thank you. When I see your face, I see wrinkles and children that look like you. I hated that line. I do think it worked. Imagine this. Oh, f***. Here we go. Yeah. Look at me. I'm ready. Look at me with love in your eyes, okay? When I look at your face, I see a wrinkle. And then just being like. What? You see what?