Baby Thinks Dad Is in Trouble with Mom The Look on His Face Is HILARIOUS

Dad, why did mom choose you? Because I'm handsome. Dad, you need a hair. Wow. Why did you come to the police station? I got this for you. You brought this for me? Thank you for the service. Come here, buddy. Hold it, daddy. Why did mommy marry you? Because I'm handsome. Are you sure, daddy? You don't believe me? Open your mouth. No, no, no. Open your mouth. Open. You have two baby siblings now. Honey, why are you upset? Do you want ice cream? I'm talking to you. Okay, but are you sure? I want ice cream, but I'm still mad. Why are you mad, sweetheart? Because daddy's so. No to what, honey? Who do you love most, mommy or daddy? I love pretty ladies. Daddy, I need to tell you something. What is it? I have a boyfriend. When? This morning. Jack kissed me. Why didn't you say no? Because he's cute. He popped out for me. He's just a baby. He's a rude baby. Okay, baby, say ah so the doctor can check your teeth. No teeth yet. She said she has teeth. Really? Then show me one. Why is your stomach big, mommy? Because there's a baby inside. Why did you eat the baby? Oh, honey, I didn't eat the baby. The baby grew in there. Is your tummy big? They're twins, sweetie. Two babies. No. I only wanted one baby. I don't want to share my toy toy. Do you agree to love, comfort, respect and be faithful to this baby for the rest of your life? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's honest. Mama. Why are you sleeping like this? Don't make me mad. I'm a boy, not a puppy, okay? You keep talking to me like that, I'm going to teach you a lesson. Hi, sweetheart. You are so perfect. Yeah, I love you. But he's my husband. No, daddy is mine. Not yours. I'm going to tell you something, but don't tell. Okay, sweetie, I won't tell today. I'm a boy, kiss me. Oh, my goodness. Sweetheart, who do you love? I love mommy. And who does mommy love? Mommy loves daddy. And who does daddy love? Daddy loves pretty lady. A, apple, B, ball. Daddy, I don't want to study anymore. You don't want to study? I'm going to make you a doctor. Daddy? Yes, baby? Why are you afraid of mommy? I'm not afraid of anyone. Why are you mad, sweetheart? Because daddy's old. Because you have two baby siblings now. Honey, why are you upset? It's okay, daddy. It's just a dream. Don't be scared. Don't touch me. Why are you so upset, sweetheart? Because daddy didn't let me touch the ball. Okay, baby, what can I help you? Daddy says you look beautiful. What? He's single. Look, he's smiling. So cute. Stop saying cute. Daddy, why are you crying? I'm in love. Who? Mommy. Oh, then you're going to cry a lot. Mom, I want to join the U.S. Army to protect the country. Oh, my goodness. Oh, you're such a good child. Yes, ma'am. I know. I shouldn't drink so much beer. I promise. I won't drink so much again, I swear. This won't hurt, I promise. We do not talk to your mom like that. You understand me? Daddy! I'm sitting. This is over. Are you happy today? No. Do you have anything you want to say to Mommy and Daddy? Open your mouth. No, open your mouth. Do you like it? Oh, man. What's wrong, buddy? Hey. Good morning. Daddy's married to Mommy. Daddy, stop looking. You can't come home drunk like this. No more drinking. Okay. I'm sorry. I won't hit Daddy again. You are absolutely not allowed to touch her toys. You can't come home drunk like this. No more drinking. I won't pinch Daddy again. Thank you, Mom. Who did this? What can I get for you today? Don't touch. Wake Daddy up and tell him to clean this mess. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Oh, my baby sweetheart. Stop playing games and go clean the house. I'm sorry. Dad, call my teacher. Why? Because she's beautiful. All right. I will call her, but don't tell Mom. Mom. Oh, my God. What's happening? Oh, my goodness, sweetie. You brought that to me? Thank you, baby. Mommy, change your husband. Why, sweetie? Baby. Oh, my God. So cute. Why, sweetheart? You do? Since when? I'm 80 years old. Not for a long time. Huh? Buddy. Love you. Bye-bye. Oh, my goodness. If anyone objects to this union, speak now, or forever hold your peace. If anyone objects to this union, speak now, or forever hold your peace. Oh, my God. What are you doing? Shut up. I'm Daddy. Achoo. I didn't mean to. I messed up. Say sorry. I'm sorry, Mommy. I'm really, really sorry. It's okay. You can't come home drunk like this. No more drinking. I'm sorry. Are you serious right now? Oh, my goodness. What? Why? Because she's mine. I love her so much. She's my heart. Oh, so cute. What did you do? Go to sleep. Don't use the phone. Do I have to go to work in the morning? No. Then go to sleep and let me enjoy. It's time to sleep. Stop playing games. You're too much. Oh, my gosh. Look at them. He's dead serious about it. A little parade. I can't handle this. Even the cat and the pup, they're in step. Best thing I've seen all week. It's okay, baby. I got you. You're so brave. He did great. Just a cuddle. What's wrong? Why did you have a baby? You don't want me. But look, the baby's so cute. Don't you think so? No, the baby's not cute. I am cute. Oh, honey. Breathe. No, don't say breathe. Just breathe. She's too smart. Mommy, why is daddy sleeping like this? I feel you. But what can we do about that? It's annoying. Are you scaring me, honey?