1 day of faking strange sounds and trolling dogs in public, full of surprises

The Dog King is causing trouble again You can't see the dog can you They're right here in front of me I can't just stand by— I've got to make my move too What's it got to do with you How could there be no part for me You've already managed to get yourself matched up but I haven't Right now both puppies are focused entirely on that bush —they're sniffing out the scent and their attention isn't on me so I need to draw them back to me This time friend I'm going to make my voice louder and sharper Big dog come on big dog Bark big dog Keep barking Large dog Friends do you know why these two dogs have gone from being carefree to tense now Because of you To be honest it's because my voice was a bit urgent— got it That's what made them alert See how the little dog's tail was relaxed a moment ago As soon as it heard that unfamiliar dog it immediately stiffened up That's right—his fur instantly started standing on end getting ready for this state and look even tired he still managed to climb up Who I never once thought it was you from beginning to end You never saw that coming did you Hurry up hurry up My friends totally cracked me up He had no idea I was the one imitating a dog's bark the whole time Isn't there a saying that goes just right Chaos everywhere—no peace for chickens or dogs I was practicing how a hen lays an egg Watching the two of them Why did he bite that way He laughed at himself in the mirror — come on crow already Is that a dog barking or a chicken crowing This is what it means to have no peace even for the chickens and dogs This chaos this endless turmoil finally came true today Friends Almost there almost there I think this Labrador is suffering from postpartum depression Don't make me do it myself —no need to go that far Friends you know that dog—no matter where you go you can't get rid of dogs You know when I just sit here * hmm-hmm pah-pah-pah one pah another pah* running around everywhere Am I smelling like a dog again I can't go anywhere without dogs catching my scent You know what this is—out of nowhere a bunch of dogs show up You must be attracting them I ran into a dog here I was so excited I had to spar with it There's a dog behind us Don't rush Thank you Here it comes Let's have a chicken fight Xiao Tang showed up too Isn't that just a little dish A little dish Even the little chicken and the little dish have arrived The two dogs ran off again Let me check the dog summoning charm Can you get the two little ones over here again to start Here they come here they come— where did they come from From here How could he not find the loop I can't handle this myself— get him over here completely Why does he keep circling around this place Then I'll just go over there myself Can't I spin around too Go ahead you do it Then I'll just head out on my own Change the chicken sound I'm feeling drained Looking for the chicken are you Friends that's enough Today's done Let 's leave little black alone Please let little black be He' s just a little one You've gone far enough —just back off now