jack & belle being a comedic duo for 2 minutes straight

Starlit Love
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This place is horrendous.
Are you noticed?
If I get hanged for this, I'll haunt you every waking moment.
I'll be that face you see in your nightmares.
Trust me, you'll be having nothing but nightmares.
You should have an ease of the patient.
I've come here to train.
Horses?
Might I suggest you find your spine?
It's usually around the back.
Or pasteur.
Pasteur?
Pasteur.
Sort of like French pasteur.
Have you not read the latest literature coming out about hygiene?
We're a little busy here to get much reading done.
It does take a man who can't read.
I can read.
Just not very well.
How dare you speak to me like that?
Oh, I do apologise.
Sod off, milady.
Very good.
Need a carriage.
Or like this one.
Would you like a lift?
I've read everything that exists on this.
Trust me.
No, except I don't.
But I might.
Anyway, enjoy the evening.
Don't worry.
I spent ten years in the navy.
I am a master with the sword.
Good.
Because it is pistols.
Pistols at dawn.
Well, I'm not an expert.
You climbed it fine when you kissed me in the surgery.
I kissed you?
You kissed me?
Are you going to kiss now?
No.
