Ricky Gervais: Fame [FULL].

Listen up, peasants. The "King of Comedy" is here to slap you with the ugly, naked truth about fame. Forget the red carpet; we’re talking Hitler’s missing testicle, dragging autistic kids to casinos to count cards, and why being a fatty isn't a disease (put down the pie, love!). It’s a masterclass in being a rich, arrogant prick who pisses in the kitchen sink because he’s too lazy to walk. Oh, and the X-Factor backstage gossip? Absolute filth. If you’re easily offended, f*ck off. The rest of you degenerates, strap in.