The Infamous Prom Video

You know what this is? This is us getting ready for the prom. You know what? You guys, we don't have to watch this. Yeah, come on. Come on. You got a shot of Monica. Where's Monica? Over here, Dad. Wait, how do you zoom out? There she is. Some girl ate Monica. Shut up. The camera adds 10 pounds. Uh, so how many cameras are actually on you? Oh, what? Shoot, I think I got mayonnaise on you. Oh, that's okay. It's just the shoulder. It's not my dress. Dad, turn it off. It is off. Dad! Off light. Yeah. Right, boss? Looking good, Mr. Cartoon. You look pretty tonight. Oh, thanks. So, uh, what are you gonna do this summer? Oh, you know, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna hang out, work on my music. I hope these things keep falling down. I can't... Hold on, let me see. I don't know. So what are you gonna do? Oh, the guys are here! This summer. Work on your music? Oh, you know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. His name was in the paper. Where's Chip? Why isn't he here yet? He'll be here, okay? Take a chill pill. There. I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob. I can't go to my own prom without a date. I can't. It's too late. Well, if you're not going, then I don't want to go either. No. Oh, I'm gonna kick Chip's ass. Wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom. Doubtful. Jack, give me that. Talk to your son. Your mother's right. Take her. You could wear my tux. Dad, she wouldn't want to go with me. Of course she would. You're a college man. I don't know. Come on. Don't you want to find out? I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom. Is it so harsh? Okay. Hold my board. Atta boy. Atta boy. Okay, you guys, you know, I think we've seen enough. No, no, no, let's stay behind. Okay, fine. Well, I'm not gonna watch, all right? Come on, kid, let's go. Hi. Are you handsome? Let's show him. Just a sec, Dad. Be cool. Just be cool. Okay, Dad. Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining... Rachel? Oh, Jack, how do I turn this off? Press the button. Which one? Which button, Jack? The button. The button. I can't believe you did that. Yeah, well... See? He's her lobster.