Best Talking Dog Videos (March 2023)

Where's my legs? Ah! Yay! Can you sprout an arm? I don't know! Done! PC's hung. Honeybees? Hummies? Oh dear. Oh, there's one! Run! Holy cow! It's my Tuesday! What are your plans with this butchered steer? Don't say that! So, just a Tuesday? Right. Whoa, nice stay cam. It's my Tuesday, done! So, what are you doing with it? Eating it! So, a Tuesday? A fat one! What the f- Turn right. A dummy! Or... An apocalypse. Run. Keep silent. Go time. And vulnerable. Oh dear. Him! Shut! It's the bird! Wait! Clear route! Get him! I mean really. Get him! Is there anything else I can help you with? They couldn't do this? Is it like a Zoom? Or a Skype event? Why would they do that? You should tell them you're sick! No! What if it rains? Then we'll go inside! What if you have to poop? I'll use the restroom! What if they don't have Febreze? What? What if... It is a stinky one... And they don't have Febreze. Then... I'll just... You'll what? I don't know! Blame it on the person before me? But imagine there's a pretty girl outside the bathroom door waiting to use it. You would be ruined. No I wouldn't. Yes, huh? Because pretty girls have pretty friends and all they do is talk about boys. That's kind of sexist. See? You're kind of sexist! You want everybody to find out? I'm not sexist! Stinky boy! That's what they'll call you tonight at the party. No they won't. The brown banana. Ew. Stop. The poop fruit. I hate this. The potassium butt acid! Olivia? Yes, dad? What is that? Clue! Sounds fun too! Where are you going? Church! Boo! Eee! Boo! No! Hold your position, tiny dancer. The eagle is still in the nest. Bravo team, can you confirm that you're at your post? Tiny dancer is awaiting your signal. Bravo team? Boo! Our window is closing, Bravo team. Get in position. Good! Hold there and stay out of sight. Time! Boo! Time for the eagle to fly south. Let her rip, tiny dancer. Hey, budge! Negative. You'll have to improvise. Ha! Zip! Don't wreck the vehicle. Bravo team, the eagle's flying south. Stay low. Wait until he clears. You'll need a tool to wedge the door. Good! Bravo team, there isn't much time. Jackpot! Your cover's been blown. Yay! So tricky. Though he's very cute, county officials are urging the public to not approach the corgi as police look to- I'm not guilty! You guys! Like! Subscribe! Comment! And like it! Guys!