Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler Snoop for Their Christmas Gifts

Okay, if you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet. I can save you time, ladies. I'm right here. Chandler, why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you. We are looking for our Christmas presents for Monica. What? That's terrible. No, no, we do it every year. Oh, well, that, that makes it not terrible. She's always bested us, that Wiley... minx. We're just gonna search here for an hour, and then we're gonna go over to Joey's and search, okay? No, not okay. You can't look for Monica's presents. Oh, no, we have to. No, you don't have to, and you can't, because I, I live here too. Well, then you should look with us. Chandler, are you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas? No, I have a great idea for a present for her. Oh, that's it? A great idea, okay. Chandler, that's not enough. I mean, what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and then a bunch of little presents, and you've just gotten her one great present? I mean, that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her, Chandler? Why? Why? If I helped, we could find them faster. That's right. Get the Macy's bag. Yeah. Ooh, who's it for? Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew they'd break you. Uh-oh, she may be on to us. We are so gonna find them this year. You know, you guys said you were gonna go across the hall and look. You don't, you don't do that every year, do you? Yeah. You don't, like, go into the back of my closet and look under my gym bag or anything? No, no, we never do that. Because that's where Joey gave me some stuff to store that I've never seen before in my life. I couldn't find anything in Joey. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, we found them. They were in the guest room closet behind some coats. Yeah, and you have nothing to worry about because they're all crap. Those are my gifts. I got those for you. Oh, thanks, Chandler. They're great. Well, Chandler, then what is this very weird, um, metal A-Z thing? Those are bookends. It's a great gift. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Thank you for my ass. Make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet, okay? Yes, okay. Oh, by the way, I just gotta say, I think it's really nice of you that even after you've moved, you still keep storing that stuff for Joey. Birds have a very good sense of direction. I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden. Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter. Or we could just follow your clever jokes. Any ideas? Guys, show us where the presents are. Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage. I wonder what I can get Monica that's as good as garbage. This is hollow. What? This ----'s hollow. I get that. One's for Chandler. One's for me. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. We can't do this. I don't want to know what Monica got me, you know? I mean, look, I'm sure she worked really hard at getting me a present and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are going to ruin that. Look, we have to put these back. This is not what Christmas is about. Whatever, Linus, I'm opening mine. Nobody is opening anything, okay? I don't know about you guys, but I want to see the look on Monica's face when I give her my present. And I'm sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back? Will you get us better gifts? Fine. Hey, guys, the presents. Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great. Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier? That's what you got me? Oh, yes, I see what you mean. That look is priceless.