What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Akira? Welcome to Earthling Cinema, where we examine the last remaining artifacts of a once-proud culture and try to understand what human lives were like before their planet was destroyed. I'm your host, Garyx Wormuloid.
This week's film: Akira (1988) Directors: Katsuhiro Otomo Stars: Nozomu Sasaki, Mami Koyama, Mitsuo Iwata Production Co: TMS Entertainment, Akira Committee Company Ltd., Bandai
Written by: Ben Steiner Analysis & Directed by: Jared Bauer Starring: Mark Schroeder ( / mark_schroeder ) Edited by: Ryan Hailey Original Music by: David Krystal (http://www.davidkrystalmusic.com) Opening Animation by: Danny Rapaport Producer & Additional Artwork by: Jacob S. Salamon
Greetings, and welcome to Earthling Cinema. I am your host, Garyx Wormuloid. This week's
artifact is Akira, directed by Katsuhiro Otomo, and based on his six-part manga of the same name.
The film takes place 30 years after World War III, the final war in the trilogy, and Neo-Tokyo
is infested with biker gangs. One of these gangs is led by a human boy named Kaneda. He and his
pals go out for a harmless little joyride, when suddenly Kaneda's friend Tetsuo crashes into a
tiny old man-boy who forgot to look both ways before crossing the street. At first, it seems
like this dude just needs a little sun, but guess again. He's actually an escaped government test
subject with psychic powers. Before you can bat an eyeball, the government shows up to retrieve him,
and they take Tetsuo, too, on account of the Patriot Act. And it's a good thing,
because the head army guy discovers that Tetsuo has also come down with a case of psychic powers.
Meanwhile, Kaneda just wants to creep on some honeys, and in keeping with human narcissism,
he finds a girl named Kei who has his same clothes and haircut. The elderly man-boy and his
elderly friend children try to kill Tetsuo, but can't because of their arthritis and oracolic.
Tetsuo discovers that Akira, another psychic who is responsible for destroying Tokyo,
is being held in cryonic storage underneath the Olympic Stadium, so he figures, why not head over
and take a look? Kaneda follows Tetsuo, vowing to give him the world's biggest noogie.
The elderly girl-child takes control of Kei to use her to fight Tetsuo, presumably because Kei
had nothing else to do in the story. But zombie Kei is no match for Tetsuo, who opens up Akira's
chamber, thereby opening up Pandora's bento box. But it isn't very filling.
All that's inside are Akira's remains, kept for scientific study, and probably some weird fetish
stuff. The army guy fires a big sky laser at Tetsuo, which for some reason only cuts off his arm.
He fights back for a while, but that gets boring, so he decides to turn into a giant testicle
instead. The precog babies decide to stop lollygagging around and wake up Akira,
who isn't dead after all. He just became too cool for a body. Akira traps Tetsuo inside a
big ball of light, which is so simple. How have I never thought of that for grounding my kids?
The elderly man-boy goes inside to rescue Kaneda, since he seems like such a chill bro,
and his geezer buddies come along for emotional support. After a brief collage of home movies,
they pull Kaneda to freedom. Akira takes Tetsuo to another dimension where he will be safe,
unlike the city of Tokyo, which he again destroys. On the plus side, there's a lot
more beachfront property. In the end, Kaneda may get the girl, but Tetsuo is the one who has a big
bang. At its core, Akira is an expression of post-WWII anxieties, mirroring Japan's warped
and disoriented state following the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which American history
books tell me weren't even that bad. As in real life, the film's Neo-Tokyo is suspended in a
power struggle between new religious zealots, corrupt capitalists, and aimless, violent,
oddly parentless youth. More specifically, the character Tetsuo personifies Japan's post-war
struggles. Tetsuo's psychic powers and bizarre mutations are reminiscent of the deformations
the Japanese suffered due to radiation poisoning. Additionally, Tetsuo goes from punching bag to
omnipotence in a matter of hours. He's developed so much power in such a short time, it's unbelievable!
Similarly, Japan went from a country in shambles to one of the most advanced economies in the world
by the 1980s, just in time for the cocaine boom. The grotesque nature of Tetsuo's transformation,
juxtaposed with his enormous power, suggests that although Japan took pride in their new position
in the world, they were also afraid of it, afraid it would completely consume their cultural identity
and turn them into douchebags. You could at least tell me your name, you cold bitch! The film suggests
that Akira takes Tetsuo to some kind of alternate dimension, where he creates his own universe.
This is the new beginning Japan yearned for, free from the burdens of the past. The final battle
takes place at the Olympic Stadium, where Tokyo held the 1964 Summer X Games. Traditionally considered
a symbol for Japan's incredible resurgence after the war, the stadium's destruction seems to
symbolize a rejection of all Western influence, especially when you consider there was probably
a Mickey D's in there. Akira is considered one of the seminal anime films of all time, paving the
way for anime's popularity outside of Japan, like at Comic-Con in San Diego and Earth-Con on Mars.
It was a pioneer of a genre called body horror, which mixes images of the organic with the
industrial. To illustrate what a fundamental effect technology had on humanity, these films
depict it literally invading human bodies, often without even asking. The body horror genre points
to the idea that Japan's economic progress, due to rapid industrialization and becoming a giant in
electronics, completely subsumed their national ethos. It's nothing! So let that be a lesson to
all you industrialists out there. Tread carefully, unless you want a microchip in your butt.
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