Oscar Dances His Way to More Trophies

I am really good at dancing. Yes, I am! But this little big shot might be even better than me. He's a trophy magnate and he's just five years old. Please say a big hello to a little man from Motherwell. It's Oscar. That amazing trophy. Look at that, it's really bigger than you, isn't it? Yes. Is it made of metal or chocolate? Metal. Oh, what a shame. What did you do to win this? I was just dancing. Did you? Can I have this, by the way? No, I was just coming to show you. Fair enough. Well, because I haven't done anything to earn it, have I? I was just trying it on. I love all your bling. Don't you look amazing? I love your outfit. Thank you. Where did you get that from? Do you know? Did someone make it for you, maybe? Who made it for you? Debra. Debra made it. Does Debra know your mum? Yes. Is your mum here today? Yes. Are you a bit proud, Mum? Just a tad. Yeah, I think I would be too. Can you tell me a little bit about these amazing shoes? Do you have to get used to wearing them? Yes, for dancing. You don't wear them any other time, do you? A couple of times I need to wear them. When do you wear them, then? At dancing. I see. And also at dancing. And also when you go dancing. That's the other time you need to wear them. How many trophies and medals have you won, Oscar? Er, 48. 48? I was told that you are the winner of the All Scotland Championships. Is that true? Yep. You've won in the under-six category. Is that right? It has. Now, what category do you think I'd be in, age-wise? How old are you, though? Good question, I'm 59. 59, so you need to go under 59. Do you dance around the house at all, Oscar? Yes, everywhere. I practise all the time. And what do you feel like when you're dancing? Comfortable. But mates that do dancing like you? Yes. A lot of girls. So tell me, Oscar, have you met Michael Flatley? Yes. Have you? Yes. No, no, no. No. You're just lying a bit, because that's what I do, too. I mean, would you like Michael Flatley's job? Yes. He dances good. He dances really well, doesn't he? Why, when you do the kind of dancing you do, why are your hands stuck like that, down to your side? Just because you're not always moving your arms. I see, because I've seen some Scottish dancing and people have their arms right up like that, don't they, in Scottish dancing? But you couldn't be bothered to do that. So do you think you could teach me how to stand properly? Yes. OK, I'll copy you and let's see if I can do it. So your feet have to be like that, sideways, do they? And then hands completely down like that. Oh, and then feet in front. Yes, and then show me that next one. Pointy toes, good toes, yeah. And what's your face do? Smile. Let's see it. So now then, I want you to name three things that are more adorable than you. You don't have to answer that because it's a trick question because there isn't anything more adorable than you. I want to see what you do, Oscar. Are you ready to show us? Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, Oscar. Three twirly Oscar.