Lorraine Bracco and Brenda Vaccaro (NONNAS) Give Totally Unfiltered Advice

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I'm sorry, guys.
Oh, my God, my grandchildren cannot watch this.
Hi, I'm Lorraine Bracco.
Hi, I'm Brenda Vaccaro.
And we're playing Nona Hotline.
Yeah.
So, I just got ghosted after three amazing dates.
I haven't been on a date in f***ing 12 years.
Oh.
So, I really thought that we had a connection.
Should I send an angry text or should I just move on?
Just move on, f*** him.
Wait a minute.
I got something to say.
I was supposed to get a promotion at work,
but they gave it to someone with less experience.
Oh, my God.
I'm really bitter.
I am bitter.
What should I say to my boss, that bastard?
Did the girl give him a good b****?
Oh.
Is that how you f***ed it up?
Oh.
What?
Yeah, yeah, go.
Did you do sexual favors?
I don't answer questions like that in public.
Yeah, well, the other girl had...
Not in public.
But she got the promotion and you didn't.
Well, I'm going to just...
You know what I'm going to do?
No.
I'm going to s*** on his c***.
How's that?
I'm not going to give him a b****.
It's the end of his c***, okay?
I'm sorry, guys.
Oh, my God.
My grandchildren cannot watch this.
Okay, let's start again.
Jesus, f*** yeah.
Brenda, I'm dating someone wonderful,
but my family doesn't like them.
They haven't even given him a real chance.
How can I get them on my side?
Beats the s*** out of me.
Okay.
A guy I've been seeing for months...
Oh.
Yeah, okay.
Still refuses to call me his girlfriend.
He says he doesn't like labels.
What kind of labels would a guy put on like that?
What the f***?
I don't know, because I would just put, you know,
a stupid f*** label.
He's a jerk.
You're a d***.
He's a bum.
You're a d***.
Oh, I like that.
Yeah, the label says,
you know what, you bastard?
You're a d***.
There you go.
How's that?
How's these for Nornas?
I found out the other day.
It was shocking.
My co-worker has been bad-mouthing me.
Me to our boss.
Can you believe it?
Behind my back.
What should I say when I confront her?
Just give me an idea.
Give me an idea.
Well, is she the one who's giving them f***?
Oh, is that the one?
I don't know.
You tell me.
Is that who's in the bathroom doing lunch?
Yeah, so, yeah.
Doing lunch is right.
Doing lunch?
Instead of a corned beef sandwich?
Yeah.
She's f***ing his d***.
Yeah.
Oh, that's the end of this.
Thank you, babes.
You're welcome, b***.
What are we doing?
I don't know what we're doing.
What happened?
Yes, the end.
Thank God.
It's the end.
Look at him.
Good luck.
Don't let my grandchildren see this.
Oh, my God.
Is this going on the air?
I'm so scared.
Well, at first it's going on my social media.
