Beyoncé Co-Chairing the 2026 Met Gala - Kim K & Kris Jenners Surgery Jokes

Oh, so the co-chairs for the 2026 Met Gala were just announced. Now, last year, the co-chairs were all men. But this year, they're all women. Love this. Nicole Kidman, Venus Williams. But the biggest surprise co-chair is Beyonce. Quite lovely, because Beyonce has not been to the Met Gala in 10 years. So I'm sure that they're making sure that there will not be a Becky or a Good Hair within 10 miles. And I am so excited. I'm excited. I'm so excited that these ladies are co-chairing this year. But having Beyonce as a co-chair just takes it to a different level. And thinking of that, I got so many questions. Is Blue Ivy going to run the committee meetings? What is she going to do? What is Blue Ivy? What is Miss Tina going to allow Blue Ivy to wear? Who is Blue Ivy going to tell? I mean, is she going to tell Anna Wintour who to put on the list? Or better yet, is Blue Ivy going to, who is she going to keep off of the list? That's what I'm looking for. And who do I need to talk to so that Blue Ivy can invite me to the Met Gala? I can't wait for the Met Gala. It's going to be in May of 2026. And with women running it, mm. Now, y'all, I was watching this Kardashian program. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian, they got a really special bond. So they're one of the only mother and daughter duos who can playfully roast each other about their plastic surgeries. So on a recent episode of The Kardashians, the two of them traded jabs about their faces and their bodies. She told her, turn around and bend over. I said, I was looking at this. I said, one more joke. Somebody about to get slapped, OK? Because you can tell that they started out laughing. And it was like, ha, ha, ha, ha. And when she said, turn around, bend over, I said, oh, no. You going there? I'm glad that clip ended when it did, because I looked at it. I said, this is turning into Wildin' Out right here. You know, and I was looking at it, and I said, oh, my gosh. If I ever talked to my mother like that, if I ever had the nerve to say, your wig looks fake, my mama would have turned around and snatched the oxygen right out my body. Like, before I could finish the sentence about veneers, my own teeth would have been down my throat. My mother, because my mother didn't play. She used to say, I'm not one of your little friends. Don't play with me like that. Like, there was a certain place you could go with your mother, and if she turned around and gave you that look, you'd be like, my mama. And I know when my mother would turn around, I would try to joke with my mother, and she'd turn around. I just knew that was the end of my earthly journey, right? And I was three when that happened, OK? So I literally marvel at the Kardashians, like, y'all get to do that? It's like growing up when you knew that nobody called their mother by their first name. You remember that? You weren't allowed to do that? And I'm like, y'all get to call her Chris? I called my mother one time. I said, Laverne. She turned around. Her head spun 360. And I remember when she spun that 360, I was like, I did something real bad. I did it real bad. And I ran up those stairs, and I tried to lock the door. All I could hear was, ah! So just watching them do this, I'm just in awe. But I would say this. America, do not try this at home, not at all. This right here, this was not hitting below the belt. This was hitting below the booty. That's what that was. And Neil Patrick Harris, he is the latest celebrity to fall victim to a bad picture filter. And guess who the culprit is? Dance Moms star Abby Lee Miller. So Abby Lee Miller went to their Broadway show, Art, and it stars Neil Patrick Harris, Bobby Cannavale, and James Corden. So she took pictures with all of them. But here's, OK. Here's her picture with James Corden, all right? And here's her picture with Bobby Cannavale. They look pretty normal. But when she posted the picture with Neil Patrick Harris, he didn't even recognize himself. We didn't recognize him either. She airbrushed his picture to smithereens. And so much so that Neil Patrick Harris even commented. He said, um, what did you do to my face? This is, I mean, Doogie Howser. Abby turned him into a Disney princess right there. She smoothed his face like she was ironing out a wrinkle in time. I don't know what. It does not even look like the same person, Neil Patrick Harris. He look young enough to play Doogie Howser. I was looking at that picture. I said, he went from playing Neil Patrick Harris to Neil Patrick, ooh. So I do want to say, but Neil, you kind of look good in this picture. So if you want to use it as a headshot, that would be a good headshot.