Clean And Feed My Pets With Me!!!!

I look insane. I woke up not too long ago. We're all family here, right? I don't need to put makeup on and impress you guys. We're all family. Also, why would I get pretty before I do a whole bunch of cleaning, right? I don't understand creators who do that. I mean, like, good for you. Go off. Like, do the full glam. Go off. Just personally, I would not put on a full face of makeup to just sweat like a pig and just get all stinky. No, I'm good. I have a whole lot of pet maintenance to do today. A whole lot. A whole lot. I actually do have a lot of stuff to do. So I thought I would bring you guys along with me because who doesn't love to watch me slave away for these animals? I mean, Lucy's scratching at her glass. And if you watch my videos, you know that either means she wants to take a bath or she's gotta take a dookie. And I never know what that's gonna be until we get into the bathroom. It's usually the bath. I see you over there, ma'am. Also, I lost my microphone. I don't know where it went. So if my audio's, like, a little different, that's why. I usually have, like, a little tiny mic that I, like, clip right here. It's gone. It's just gone. It disappeared into the abyss. I don't know where it went. So, first things first, let's take to the- Clearly I need more coffee. Yeah, let's take the lizard to the bathroom and see what she actually wants because I'm coming. Can I do an intro? Can I do an intro? No. Let's do some pet maintenance together. Excuse me? Excuse me. Let's do some pet maintenance together. Let's do it. Let's start with spending 45 minutes in the bathroom, on the bathroom floor, with a lizard. Who can say that? Alright, let's go. Let's just go. But before we get into today's video, here's a word from today's sponsor. Let's talk about Maeve. A human-grade, protein-rich, raw dog food that gives your pup absolutely everything that they need in a dog food. Now, I've been using this for a while now and all I can say is good things. My dog eats this up like candy. She loves it. And the thing about my dog, Miss Sleepy Pants over here, she is a picky eater. So I was shocked when she went right towards this food and gobbled it up. I was like, okay, we will continue with this food, I guess. You can pause the screen here to read all the benefits of Maeve if you please. But let's dish out some dog food. This is the beef recipe. I just went ahead and opened up a brand new bag. I feed it to her frozen. She loves it frozen. This is what it looks like in her bowl. Ooh, what does mommy have? Okay, okay. Being a dog mom is the best, so give them the food they deserve. Don't look at me like that. I'm getting you. I need... Girl! Girl, don't start with me. Oh, come on. Are you joking? I feel like we never come in here to poop anymore. You're not taking a bath. Throw the tantrum. You can throw that tantrum. You're not taking a bath. You're the worst. Hey, boys. I gotta clean. Stanley, buddy. Stanley. Thank you. Okay, let me return your stuff. Excuse me, Stanley. Thanks. There you go, boys. Water refills. Fresh water, everybody. That was... Okay. Nice and clean. You need a haircut soon, my friend. You are a wig. A wig. Hi. Oh, my bad. Who's a good girl? Stop eating the mulch. All right, now I'm gonna straighten this up, which I don't even know why I bothered doing it, because he messes it up in ten seconds. But, uh... You know what? It's actually not that bad. No, I don't have a blueberry, sir. Okay, get in there. I don't have a blueberry. You keep eating your food. Um, you know, this isn't really that bad. It really ain't that bad. Oh, uh, don't start with me. I just kind of like to level things out a little bit, make it look... Right? Because you were gonna mess it up in ten seconds, right, sir? What is that? I don't have a blueberry. I'm sorry. I don't have one. I already gave you a blueberry this morning. You know, this ain't that bad. No, don't start with me, Berda. Why do I always say that? I don't know why I say that. Who is Berda? Um, I'm going to mist in his human hide. Get things nice and boomy in here. I chose... Daddy. I tried to, like, put moss in, like, his basking area, but he messes that up pretty quickly. Right? What are you doing? Do you have to sit right in your dreams? Stop doing that. I don't have anything for you. Okay, that actually wasn't horrible. Great. Do you want some booty scritches? I'm not giving them to you in here. Mama loves you. I have nothing for you right now. Now we gotta do my froggies. They're wooder. Bad. Is there a frog in here? No. Are we both up here? Perfect. Okay. Put their cups back. Excuse me? Okay. Hold on, let me deal with that. Hold on. Okay, well, a lot of them escaped. I'm assuming one of my froggy friends knocked over a bowl or five, and they all retreated to underneath of that. So we're going to have a lot of black soldier flies in here. So that's not going to be fun to deal with. Live love frogs, am I right? But let's clean their water bowl. Not fun. That's not fun at all. Okay, just put some ReptiSafe in. Mix it up. Okay. Frogs. Good. On our way to ruin the fresh water for the day. What does that mean? That is tit. Ozy pooping. Peeing? What is that? I've never seen that before. What are we doing? Oh, we're taking a poop. Great. I don't know. I don't know anymore. Why am I doing it? Okay. Am I okay? Can I breathe? Yes. All right. Oxygen is good. Clearly I'm not getting much of it to my brain because what's happening? I have to feed my crested gecko. Out with the old food. Puss. He eats Pangea. This is the watermelon, I believe. The watermelon. All right. Let's whip this up real quick. Welcome to my cooking channel. I feel like I need to sit down and collect myself because what is happening? What are the things coming out of my mouth? Usually be three scoops. Let's add some water to this concoction. Mix. That's a great consistency. And we've been fed. I need to take a shower or something. Touch some grass. I don't know what's going on. I'm also just going to mist a little in here. And we're good. Melvin is taken care of. What? I don't know what else you could possibly need in this world. Do you need out? How can I assist you? You have your greens. You don't get bugs today. Needy. I don't think there's really anything else I need to do. What do you need? Do you want to go back in? I don't understand you. That hurted. I don't get her. I don't get her and her mood swings. I don't get it. Chameleon's good. Melvin's good. Lucy's good. Pig's good. Chester. Food? Yeah. Chester's good. Tortoise good. Ella good. Frog's good. Is that everything I own? Am I okay? No. My weenus. That hurt really bad. If you guys like this video, make sure you like and subscribe. And I will see you guys in the next one.