Bowling Without Knowing Who's Next!

What is going on guys? Another video with J-Rags. By the way, do you have a safe word? No, because the joke's not funny, so stop commenting it down below. Actually, keep commenting it down below. It's good for the algorithm, but I have nothing to do with that situation, so if you think you're trying to be funny it's not that funny. But I guess if it makes you laugh, good for you. Anyways guys, we're bowling together today. We're gonna bowl a scotch game. If you don't know what scotch is, it is alternate shot, the purest form of alternate shot. It's not baker. Baker, you alternate frames. Scotch, you alternate shots. So if this donkey right here leaves a 10 pin, I gotta shoot it. If I leave a 9 pin, which is probably, you know, to be expected, he's got to shoot it next. Actually, we're gonna add a little twist. I forgot. ChatGPT is gonna tell us who actually goes next, so it's gonna be scotch format, but it's probably not gonna exactly alternate. So there is a chance where ChatGPT just says, but we're gonna do it in the scotch format, so we're gonna ask every single shot that is thrown. So that's pretty much it. If this is a sign that we're coming to a time where we're running out of ideas to film, it's exactly what this was. We just came up with this idea about 10 minutes ago, but here we go. We're bowling on a broken down early, and they already filmed a video on this, and the lanes don't look the greatest, but nevertheless, our goal, our target score is gonna be 220. Are we gonna get there? Probably not, but you never know till you try. You like this jersey? Yeah, is that the BRY? This is the Hustle BRY jersey. That ball might be discontinued in the product line of Roto-Grip, but it is not. It's not discontinued on the website. efx.co. Link is down in the description below. Use code MITA for 10% off at checkout. Helps you. Helps me. This jersey, this is, you know, it's pretty cool. Let's pull up ChatGPT. Let's get this show on the road. Just kidding, we're gonna use a wheel. ChatGPT was getting too... Trying to get too sophisticated. Getting too in-depth for me, so we're just gonna use a two-man wheel here. All right, first spin, yeah! J-Raggedy. What ball is that? Equinox. Equinox. Perfect ball for the upcoming league season. That's exactly why I drilled it. What is it, 80% of the shots that you will bowl on are between 39 and 44 feet. Oh, is it? Okay, okay. Statistically, I guess that's what this ball was designed for. Naturally, we're bowling on 43 feet, so fits the bill, but here we go. J-Raggedy once again. It's gonna be a J-Raggedy solo video for balls. Like, comment, and subscribe. Ah, I should have took it. I should have balled. You're also way too far right. All right, I don't want to shoot this. Don't do it to me. J-Raggedy, let's go. Which has the heavier core? Which one has the more dense core? Which one has the higher coefficient of restitution? Yeah. They both have AI core technology, so I don't know. Let's go this one because it looks cooler. You want to throw the one that gets into a roll more, so yeah, that one. Oh, with the no setup. All right, I have a feeling this next one's gonna be me. Sure isn't. I mean, I'm not lying to you guys. You're doing good. You're doing great. Actually, you're not pacing great for 220. You gotta move a little left. Yeah, but you gotta, if you're gonna move left, you gotta jack the speed down a little bit. J-Ragged Special. I'm a beneficiary of the J-Ragged Special. That feels good. That feels good. I like that. I like that. All right. One time you'll get it. Come on, baby. It's gonna be me to capitalize on double. Yeah, that's me. All right, here we go. Not throwing the Equinox. Throwing the other ball that starts to eat ember. Showing it some love. I really, you know, need to showcase this one for you guys because it's the daddy. It's the daddy. It's the consummate stand left throw right ball. I might have been in the way. Didn't realize. I'm gonna stand over here. Jesus. We got a strike six two double and it's J-Ragged. This is great. Low effort for me. It's fantastic. Somehow this 50% odds is not leveling out to the mean. Oh, no. No, what is that? Make him shoot it. Make him shoot it. Come on, baby. Get him. Get him. That's gonna be me. What a joke. You realize from here on out we need a lot of strikes. I can't feel it hit the bottom. We need a lot of strikes from here on out. No. What are we at? I need you to lock ember. I'm barely bowling. I need you to lock it. I need you to lock ember. You're the one missing. We need, we need a lot. There you go. Lock in. There we go. That's what I'm talking about. It was so great. Come on, man. That was so great. Just do it again. Get a new hat. Hey, this one claims to be wheel randomizer. Wheel of names is what we're using. I think it's just wheel of one name. It's wheel of j-rag. Oh, we're still alive. Still alive. Thank you. There we go. There we go. There we go. You just need your big time hitters in big time situations. Still alive. Was it the eighth frame? What am I throwing? Three shots. You've thrown two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven to three. Maybe. Get off it. Another j-rag. You stink. Well, we're not shooting 220. Prepare to be amazed. Oh, that's how you do it too. Come on, man. It's like there's a coin weighted onto the scale. Two goal, two games. Two games. Should we give it a second try? 440, two games. 440 while we're already going to be behind the ball. Yeah. Very nice. Did not miss that one at the bottom. All right, let's get you a warm-up shot. A warm-up shot? Yeah. All right. Because we like you guys so much and we hate ourselves, we're gonna do this again. Game two. I'm gonna walk in. I'm gonna walk in. Me first. Oh, ****. What was that hit? I tried to forgive you. What was that hit? I'm gonna characterize that one as a little bit unlucky. Pick it up. Should I go with the left one or the right one? Left. Left. Oh, just banging off your ankle. Oh, my God. We gotta go cheap, bro. Come on, walk in. We should shoot 220. Oh, we're not doing 440? We got no chance at 440. You don't strike enough. I don't strike enough. I am gonna say that last game was on you. Oh. Selling me dough. One of my worst attempts. That was my JRAG special. All right. Spin that thing. All right. All right, I need to walk in. I'm gonna walk in. Oh, my gosh. Might be time for a ball change-o. Please don't pick me, though. That's you. Ball change. If I ever bowl again. Bonus pins. All right, we're not doing too bad. Get over there. We're not doing great. We're not doing bad. Typhoon! Typheezy. Ember's just going a little too forward on us, so. Not gonna lie, that slipped halfway off my thumb on the way down. Didn't look like it. Whoa! It's the YJ special this game. Come on, Typhoon. You've never let me down. Take me home. Bet you can't pick it up. Not gonna lie. Not the greatest shot I've ever thrown. Also, don't love that that didn't even sniff the headband. I also did get a little bit of oil on my thumb from filling the machine up. I was concerned about that earlier. I think it's definitely affected some, a little bit of shot quality, but we're just rifling through the balls here. That hooked a lot. We're gonna roll with Old Faithful. I think I'm just like a half a zone too far right. Start getting that left hook and the right doesn't hook anymore. Go ahead and show us what you're talking about. Okay, so we're gonna look to go like five left. Dial it down. Just like that. We still, we still got paper. We need them all. It's the ember from that spot though. Oh! We still got life. Jay Raggedy shoots the spare. Did you pick it up? Talk to me nice. Come on. Come on. Yeah, I kind of don't want you to come back onto the lane. Come on. You haven't done a strike shot in a few frames. Admittedly, they're getting a little ugly. My tape's curling up. It's not good for anybody. How is it they always just end like that? Come on, man. How is it it's always the nine pin? I'll tell you, man. I made the shot. I made the move. Made the shot. It just doesn't want me to bowl or doesn't want you to bowl anymore. I made the shot. I wasn't rewarded. Well, you had to see us fail twice this video. Twice. One, two, one, two, three. This is we can just try another day, but we're going to finish this game out. Wow. What is happening? This is like more than you bowled the last game. You've only thrown what? Two shots this game? I've thrown three shots. Bang one off the ankle. You haven't done a strike shot, have you? Nope. It's crazy. All right, we're going to shoot 215 because that's how this always goes. Got them league angles now. That's not good. That was the first ball return shot I've thrown in a good while. Also, the thumb's not feeling great right now. Let me pick it up. Just a spare shooter when your left leg doesn't get in the way. Thanks. Should I cut my left leg off? Why not? Cove for your viewing pleasure. It sneakily just like works when I feel like it shouldn't work. Oh, good luck. I don't even know what to throw. It's been 10 frames since you've thrown a strike shot. It didn't even feel right. It didn't look right. Am I discovering slowly that the Cove is the meta? Yeah, Cove might be ball of the year. What comes up with these colors? Not sure, but Cove blending out nicely. Is Cove where I should have been all along? Probably, but the ember just looked so good early. Is it you or me? Me. That's it, guys. Failed another challenge. That's what you come to this channel for, but if you guys like this video, comment down below if we should do it again. If not, we won't do it again. Is that 200 on the nose? We did improve this time. So, me throwing all the strike shots, we actually improved statistically. So, that's it, guys. Thank you once again for watching this video. 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