England's Prime Minister goes Door to Door to find his Crush

Hello, does Natalie live here? Right, fine, thank you, sorry to disturb. Dear, aren't you the Prime Minister? Er, yes, in fact we are. Merry Christmas. Part of the service now, trying to get round everyone by New Year's Eve. Ah, hello, does Natalie live here? No, she doesn't. Oh dear. Are you seeing Carols? Er, no, no I'm not. Please, sir, please. Please. Well, I suppose I could, yeah. Please. All right. Good King Wenceslas looked out On the feast of Stephen When the snow lay round about Deep and crisp and even Brightly shone the moon that night Hello, sorry to disturb, does Natalie live here? No, she lives next door. Ah, brilliant. You're not who I think you are, are you? Yes, I'm afraid I am, and I'm sorry about all the cock-ups, it's not my fault. My cabinets are absolute crap, we have to do better next year. Merry Christmas to you. Sir, what? Ah, hello. Is, er, Natalie here? Oh, where the **** is my ******* coat? Oh, hello. Hello. Um, this is my mum, and my dad, and my uncle Tony and my auntie Lynn. Very nice to meet you. And, um, this is the Prime Minister. Yes, we can see that, darling. And, um, unfortunately we're very late. It's the school Christmas concert, you see, David. Ah. It is the first time all the local schools have joined together, even St Basil's. Too much detail, mum. Er, anyway, how can we help, sir? Well, I... Just needed Natalie. On some state business. Right, yes, of course. Right, er... Well, perhaps you should, er, come on later, Plumpy. Natalie. Well, listen, I don't want to make you late for the concert. No, it's nothing really. Keith will be very disappointed. No, really, it doesn't matter. The octopus costume's taken me months. It is a lot of legs, David. Hmm. Um... Well, listen, why don't I, um, give you a lift, and then we can talk about this state business... ...business in the car. Lovely. Lovely, yes. I'll try, everybody. How far is this place? Just round the corner. Oh, right. Well, er... I just wanted to say, um, thank you for the Christmas car. You're welcome. Look, I'm so sorry about that day. I mean, I came into the room and he sinked towards me and there was a fire, and he's the President of the United States, and nothing happened, I promise. And I just felt like such a fool because... I think about you all the time, actually. And I think you're the man that I really... Oh, wow. That really was just round the corner. Uh... Um... Ow! Well, look, I, uh... Last thing anyone wants is some sleazy politician stealing the kids' stuff. No, please come. It'll be great. No, I... I'd better not. But I... will be very... sorry to drive away from you. Just give me one second.