I Tested the Weirdest Temu Products

Teimu is known for selling some of the cheapest products on all of the internet. But is it too good to be true? I know firsthand that you can't trust everything you see on the internet because I recently took a huge gamble, spent $30,000 on a potential Bugatti. And when I got it delivered from the internet, it turned out it was not a car whatsoever. It was a huge scam. So today, we're going to be testing all of the crazy wacky Teimu products that I just ordered and seeing if they are also a scam or are they glam. So, let's get on to timu.com. Let's order some of the craziest, most wacky, weird products that we can find and put them to the test. This listing says it's a one piece realistic fake bald head prop. This thing is 43% off, only $346. So, let's add that to cart and let's order it. And delivered. Here it is. I'm not sure if this is what I was expecting. Oh, wait a second. This is a bald cap. This is a swimmer's cap, guys. I was a swimmer growing up and I used to wear caps all the time. This is exactly the same thing except it's a little thinner. Does it even match my skin color? I don't know if this is going to look good, but I think we need to just try it on and put it to the test. This bald cap would be perfect to prank friends and family if it looked like I was actually bald pretending I shaved my head. So, let's try to put this thing on and see how it looks. I'm I'm quite skeptical right now. Okay, here we go. Putting the bald cap on. Got to tuck all my hair in the best that I can. Pull it back. I'm not sure this is going to look that good. I feel like it's so thin. You can see under it. And I'm not even stretching it that tight. So, even if I like glued it and did it perfect and blended with makeup. I mean, you guys tell me. What do you think? Is this actually look like I'm bald? I'm going to have to say this is a scam. There's no way I'm tricking someone that I'm going bald with one of these. Got to go higher quality. Teimu actually has tools, guys. This is a one piece mini pocket chainsaw. Okay, I'm not even sure this is a legal product or whatever. And the craziest part is this is only $154. That is amazing. I don't know how this could possibly work, but we have to add this to cart. This thing is going to be insane. And delivered. Yes. Oh, this thing is tiny. I mean, for 154, I'll take it. I want to see if this chainsaw is actually sharp and is it going to cut. And the fact that it fits in your pocket. Okay, there's not even a blade. It's like a metal braided wire or like a rope. I'm very skeptical that a pocket chainsaw for less than two bucks is going to work. But only one way to find out. Let's test it. Time to put the pocket chainsaw to the test. We are doing a race between the pocket saw and a handsaw versus a 2x4. Let's see what is going to work. But but first things first, Matt, you got your safety glasses on? >> Yep. These are yours. Well, straight out of Timu for $5.95, I got the coolest set of safety goggles. Check this thing out. >> Those safety goggles cost more than the saw. >> Oh my gosh. You're right. This is only a dollar. These I mean, look, you can't put a price on safety, man. >> You can't. All right, let's see what happens. You ready? >> All right, here we go. In three, two, one, go. >> Oh my gosh, I'm moving the whole table. >> I think I might actually win. There's no way. Oh my gosh. I had a rough start. >> Done. I'm honestly so impressed. >> That was impressive. >> It's smooth. It's smooth. It does rotate, but it's smooth. >> Well, anyways, for only about a dollar, I have to say this thing is a total pass. So, I'm putting it in the Glam Squad. It's not a scam whatsoever. This thing is sick. I'm always outside getting my clothes dirty, so I'm always having to do laundry. And laundry machines are known to be super expensive, but not from Teeu. That's right, guys. You can buy a fully functional working washing machine for $17.98. Let's order it and get it delivered. Okay, it's a little smaller than I thought. I mean, if this thing works, you could wash a couple of things every day. Let's check it out. No way, guys. Look at this. This is a washer machine. That's actually really cool. And it's rechargeable. So, I think that means it's portable. I don't know if you're putting like a pair of sweatpants or a hoodie in here, but for $17, let's give this thing a try. My socks are always getting dirty and nasty, so let's see if the little washer machine can make it work. We're going to put water in. Let's say it's to there. Put the socks in. And then we just going to top it off with a little bit of detergent. Okay, here we go. Because this thing is battery powered, we can take it anywhere. It's working. And we'll set that to 15 minutes. And now we're just washing. It's a full washing machine. Wow. No way. Heck it out, guys. We're gonna check back in on this later and see if my socks are actually going to get clean. By the looks of it, the water is getting dirty. I think this might actually work. This is new AI smart glasses, and they support realtime translation for 160 plus languages, and video translation. Equipped with chat GPT system, multi-functioning audio glasses. These smart translation glasses with AI are $447. This is actually insane. Let's add this to cart and see if this is going to be a huge glam or a scam. And they are delivered, guys. Look at the box. I mean, right out the gate, this box is probably worth more than like a few bucks. So, we might be in good hands. And here they are, guys. The smart glasses. How could there be chat GPT? And how could this translate? I don't even understand how these could work. All I know is we got to put these to the test. How do you even turn them on? I've been fighting to get these things working. I charged them all night. Got them plugged in. I can't figure out how to turn them on. There's no button. That's the crazy thing. >> Power on. >> Oh, okay. It did power on. >> Okay, it is currently in pairing mode. Should I pair it to my phone? They are powered on. So, let's give them a try. Hello, my name is Carter. >> No way. Okay, let's try that again in a different language. Hello, my name is Carter. >> Oh my gosh. Okay, guys. I feel like I could travel the entire world except with the fact that these do not work at all. They were only $4. They're literally just a pair of glasses. They do have some of tech in them, but I can't figure out how to get them to work. They do not pair. They seem to be terrible. I think that's probably why they were so cheap. So, these are going to go over to the scam, unfortunately. On to the next. We definitely need to up our luck. So, I came across an energy pyramid. Increases happiness and attracts wealth. Perfect for home office decorations and gift giving. For $6.96, 51% off. We are adding it to cart. And it just came in, guys. Check it out. This is a good luck energy pyramid. If this thing works, I feel like this is voodoo magic science. I don't know if you guys believe in it. Comment down below. But this is above my level of expertise. Let's open it up and see. Look at this, guys. It's like an epoxy resin pyramid with a copper coil and some rocks at the bottom. This is pretty cool. I'm not going to lie. It's like a piece of art. And I guess if you believe in the whole pyramid science of energy and whatnot, it's supposed to give you good luck, increase your happiness, and attracts wealth. I'm not sure how we test it, but I think we'll just kind of put it over here for now, and we'll check back in on it later. This next one is super strange. I didn't even know what it was at first, guys. It's a two-piece fun nose pencil sharpener for youngsters. Perfect school supplies, birthday favors, boys and girls. Okay, let's just see what this thing is. It's $2.18. Add it to cart. Let's see what's up. And just like that, here we go. Our two-piece nose pencil sharpener. I think having one of these in school would be so funny. I would love to have one of these in my pencil box back in the day. So, let's go test it out and see if these nose pencil sharpeners have what it takes. Time to sharpen your pencil with the nose pencil sharpener. Let's shove it up in my nose and let's see if this thing actually sharpens. And on the inside, there's literally just a classic pencil sharpener right there. And let's see how it looks. Boom. Looks good as new. It looks perfect. Let's give it a test. And here we go. Subscribe. Let's go. These things are hilarious. Super funny. I wish I had one of these in school. So, I give this a huge pass. And we're putting this over with the glam. People are always out there trying to flex their fake jewelry. And I see people on Tik Tok go on the street and bring a diamond tester to test if their jewels are real or not. And it turns out Teimu has a pen. It's designed for testing the hardness of jewelry crystals and identifying gemstones. It's got super precision making it ideal for the hardness of diamonds. For only $76, we are adding this to cart right now and getting this delivered. Let's go. And it just came in. This is pretty cool, guys. Check it out. It's got a lot of cool features out here on the front side. It's got a chart on the back that probably helps you determine what's going on. So, it looks like we just turn it on right here with the volume. I don't know why there's a volume knob. Okay. Interesting. So, it looks like you got to like tune it. Oh, what? Ow. Okay. There's literally like a little pin prick on here. What is going on? >> It's measuring hardness. >> I don't know how to use this thing. Well, it did come with instructions. So, I'm going to have to read this and then let's go out and test it. It's time to check back in on the energy pyramid that's supposed to bring me wealth. And oh my gosh, it actually worked, guys. There was a huge pile of jewelry right here. This is amazing. This energy pyramid, as silly as it seems, actually brought me tons of wealth. Okay, obviously this is a total hoax. This thing is not going to bring you wealth. It's just a really cool kind of sculpture. So, if you're into that, it's cool. But otherwise, I do have to say it's a scam cuz it's not bringing you wealth. Now, it's time to test the Teimu tester. the Teimu diamond tester that is. We have our fake energy pyramid diamonds right here. So, this should report as fake. So, let's power this thing up and let's touch it. Let's see. We should be able to touch one of these diamonds and it should say fake. And I think it's saying and luckily we have some bling bling. Some super high quality real jewelry right here where the diamond tester should go off and say positive here. So, let's see. Oh yeah, that's real compared to the fake. Okay, interesting. Back on the real. Then onto the fake. So, this diamond tester I think actually does work. That's pretty cool. And it's good to know that this thing is full of amazing diamonds. This next item is serious. And I'm not sure this is something that you should be allowed to legally just buy off the internet, especially for only $153. It is capable of reaching hundreds of degrees. so hot it can actually melt metal. Here on Teimu for sale, we have a melting furnace. Guys, this thing is capable of melting gold, silver, copper, aluminum. You can do all kinds of crazy experiments. It comes with gloves, the furnace, all the safety equipment and amazing stuff. So, let's add this to cart for only $153 and see what's up. And it just got in, guys. This is the furnace from Teeu. Look at the size of this thing. This is not a toy. This is no squish ball. This is no sunglasses or anything like that. This is like a piece of lab equipment. But all you have to do is put metal in this crucible. Stick it in here and kind of like an oven. We strap it up, click this thing on, and it should come out as liquid metal. I cannot wait to test this one out. We got the furnace. It's up and running. It's super hot. I got my safety equipment on. The goal is to see if it can truly melt what it says. This is a solid piece of aluminum. It's super strong. Super sturdy. People literally build things out of this. And we're going to be dropping it in. So, first things first, we just open the top of the lid very carefully. It is so hot. This should go in solid. We should be able to drop it in just like that. Close it up and it should come out liquid metal, which I am so hyped about. So, we're going to give this thing a little bit. We'll come back in and check on it and see if that aluminum turns to liquid. I just ordered the brand new iPhone 17 and everyone was bragging about the zoom capabilities of the camera. Personally, I wasn't that impressed, but that's okay. Teimu has got me covered because they have an 8x optical zoom phone lens for smartphones. It's like a basically a telescope. You just clip it on your phone and it's supposed to 8x everything you got. But for only $4.35, let's add this to cart and let's order it. And just like that, we got it. This is the mobile phone telescope. I love the name of that. I'm pretty hyped. I think this is going to be sick. I could see us vlogging with this. We could be like halfway across the property. We could be shooting out of airplane windows or something. Okay, look at this, guys. Now, that is pretty cool. It looks like a binocular or like a telescope. Probably has a cap on it. So, we got the lens right there. Okay. I mean, it's definitely working just with my eye. Let's strap this onto the phone and see how well it works. Now, it's time to test out the little microscope for the iPhone. Let's test it out. I got my camera running right now. We are on 1x. This is supposed to be an 8x lens. So, it should be the equivalent of seeing this. So, here's the shot of the trampoline with the iPhone 8x lens. Let's go to 1x and add this to the 1x lens. Here we go. All you have to do is clip it on like that. Get it nice and centered. Should be good. And now, let's compare it. Okay. It has a little focus feature right here. So, we should be able to focus it. The quality, as you can see, is not awesome. But compared to 8X, I would say it's spot-on with 8X, but the quality is just so bad. It's so fuzzy, and I feel like there's like some hair stuck in the middle there. I don't know. I just really don't think this thing is going to be useful for anything other than like a toy, a novelty, but there's no way I would ever use it for photos or a camera because it is just such bad low quality. So, I'm going to have to give this a cam. It's been a few more hours, guys. And look at this thing. It is heating up so hot. The sticker is discoloring the paint. And take a peek inside. Here we go. It is glowing hot red. It is time to go. We got to get this out. I'm afraid this whole machine's about to blow. It is from Timu. Super cheap. So, we don't have much time. I'm worried. But so far, it is looking good. If this really is working as well as it says it should, there should be liquid metal inside of this machine. And we are going to try pouring it. We got a fire extinguisher from standby. Not from Teimu. That one's Americanmade. I believe >> we got the welding helmet. This is going to be crazy. Let's open this thing up. There is the crucible. Steaming hot. We should be able to grab it like this and pick it up. Oh my gosh. Oh, I can't see anything cuz the helmet just activated. We're going to try to dump it in the water here on the count of three. You guys ready? Here we go. In 3 2 1. Oh, no way. That is liquid aluminum at the bottom there, guys. That is incredible. Oh, look at this out the back. Oh, it just squirted. Oh, it is so hot. It's melting through the table. Oh my goodness. It's literally like hot lava. Wow. That water did not cool it down very fast. It is melting through. We might need to get that fire extinguisher. Okay, we got to grab this on the ground. This is a disaster. Okay, that's a problem. The table is completely burnt. Okay, the science experiment was a huge fail, but also a huge success. This is insane, guys. We melted metal from Teeu with $150. This is what it cured into. You can see the damage. It completely burnt the table permanently. We are making a huge mess. Oh, it is still sizzling hot. Definitely do not touch that. Okay, let's run this outside real quick cuz we are dripping. My gosh, we were completely underprepared. I can't believe it melted through the bottom. This should have been an outside experiment. I had no idea how hot this metal was going to be. I mean, I knew it was going to be liquid metal, but for it to be that hot to just burn through multiple layers of plastic after getting cooled by water. There we go, guys. This is what the results are. Solid metal. Timu definitely has the ability to melt metal, guys. For only $150, this thing is a major pass. I am so impressed. I want to test this thing out even further. And I have to say my favorite part of this whole thing is the crucible looking like radioactive. This is insane. Look at the heat on this. This is a major pass. This is going for a big glam. On to the next product. Wow. Absolutely insane. You can see now we have water everywhere. We made a huge mess, but that's okay because Timu has got a pack of 105 compressible portable face towels. These things are wild. So the each of them is a paper towel, but instead of coming in a roll, they come in a puck. Literally a compressed looks like a piece of candy, like a big smarty. So we're going to drop this in the water and see if that's absorbent. Oh, there it goes. Look at that. That is pretty cool. You can see it's absorbing the water and it's getting bigger as it gets more water in there. That is funny. So, we're going to see if we can get a handful of these pucks, throw it down on the table, and see if this will clean up our mess. 3 2 1. Lay them all out. Oh, you can see them growing. Look at this. Get a little bit more water in there. They are slowly swelling up. It kind of looks like little snakes. And I think these are actually doing a pretty good job. Let's see if it gets everything clean and dry. And um Okay. Well, it's definitely cleaner. It's definitely not absorbent enough to get all the water up and make it dry despite me having tons of these towels. They're fun, but I'm not sure they're useful over a normal regular paper towel. So, I'm going to give these I kind of want to give them a neutral score, but unfortunately, we have to put them to the scam. I think they're kind of pointless. They're just fun. Other than that, I just don't know what else to do with them. This next one is actually from Tik Tok shop, but it's a real working quadriped mini robot. And you guys know that I love robots, so this is perfect. $50 later, let's add this to cart and get it delivered. And here we go, guys. Check this thing out. I've been seeing these all over. They're fully remote controlled. It's got all kinds of features. So, we got greetings. It can do kung fu, swimming, sit down, handstand, and attack. Those are some pretty bold claims to see if a little robot dog $50. Let's see if we can make it work. The build quality is honestly pretty sick. I was freaking out. Okay, this might just run off the table. Let's go test this somewhere better. Looking at this controller, this thing is wild. I mean, it's got a lot of buttons. I need to figure out how to make this work. Here we go. Oh, it actually walks. No way. Okay, I'm trying to right hand turn. That's how it turns. That's so funny. Okay, sit down. Pretty amazing. Okay, now let's try handshake. Pretty impressive. Okay, let's go into attack mode. He's trying to like box me. That's so funny. Look at this thing. That's pretty cool. There's a little button right here called surrender. Let's give that a try. Wow. Oh, look at this thing. Act cute. A look how cute he is. Interesting. There's even a button called urinate. Oh my goodness, that is so funny. And I love that it can just run away and go urinate wherever it needs to go. This robot dog is honestly quite impressive. And especially for the price of only 50 bucks, I have to give this a huge pass. This thing is dope, which means we have to put it in the Glam Squad. Let's go. See you later, little guy. We've had the washing machine running for quite some time. You can see how much dirt is pulled out of the socks. So, does that mean the socks are now clean? Well, the sock doesn't look super clean just yet. I think the washing machine needs a rinse cycle. And I didn't read the instructions. I think if I were to put fresh water in here and rinse it again, it would work great cuz the amount of dirt that is left in this machine is nasty, guys. Look at that. So, it definitely works. I think you have to do your own manual rinse cycle, which is kind of lame. But for only $17, I have to say this thing is really cool. So, I'm definitely giving this a pass or putting it in the glam squad. Woo! I love drinking soda, but I hate spilling my drinks. So, this next one is going to be huge. It's a six- piece reusable can cover. Perfect for soda and energy drinks and more. Let's add it to cart for $35 and see if it's any good. And just like that, the colors are amazing. Right out the gate, I love this. This is going to be such a cool idea. I can't believe people haven't invented this before. Looks like it just snaps onto the soda can and turns it into a bottle. Let's go grab a soda and try this out. Time to test the soda trick. You guys already know the deal with soda. If I knock this over before I'm done drinking, it's gonna make a big mess. Let's see if Teimu's got it covered. This is supposed to just snap on. Oh boy. Oh, what? I don't think this fits whatsoever. This is not good. What? What in the world? Hang on a second. There is no way that this shape is compatible. Oh, wait a second. Why' that sound like it snapped on? I don't think this is going to work. Oh sh Oh, boy. Okay, I think I got it. Let's test. Moment of truth. This is supposed to turn it into a bottle. Let's see what happens. Three, two, one. It doesn't fit at all, guys. This is a total scam product. The shape of these lids, I'm telling you, there's something messed up about the design. No matter how hard you press or squeeze, it's just not going to snap on like I've seen other ones do. So, this is a total scam. Huge waste of money. And I bought two packs of these cuz I was actually hyped about it. So, if the can isn't open, you do have enough pressure to make it go, which is good. But when the can is open, I can't get it to go. Oh, wait. There it is. It's on. There is a chance. Oh, wait. Okay, it might kind of work. It's a little better, but the cap is now leaking. Out of all things, there's no seal in the cap. Oh, this thing is a total fail. Forget about it. Do not get these from Teeu. These are a scam. Time to step things up a little bit, guys. Teimu does have some dangerous products like this next one. This is a mini archery bow set for right and left-handed. It's a mini compound bow, and it looks like it comes with a bow, a laser sight according to the image. Either way, for $11.95, we got to add this to the cart and see what we're getting ourselves into. And it is delivered in its own box. This looks sick. Okay, we got all of the pieces. And here it is. Wow. I'm actually really impressed. This is fully constructed made of what I would think laser cut or water cut metal. So, it's steel. Really impressive. I mean, it's a full compound. It's actually using the pulleys just like a compound bow. This is amazing. Okay. No way. And look at this. It came with a bag of metal tips. This is actually serious. It might be small, but I really think this is like a true weapon. I'm not sure you could just order this on the internet, guys. This is a metal tip. It's thick. In order to get this running, it looks like you just take these tips, you insert them into the straw. This becomes the actual arrow, and then you lock it in here, pull it back, and shoot. But we need to go test this somewhere else. To put this mini crossbow to the test, we built an entire dart board right here. We got the target, we got soda cans and balloons, and we're going to see what this thing is capable of. We got all of the darts assembled with their metal tips. These things are going to be pretty wild. Definitely got to go safety first with the Teimu on. And uh let's give it a go and see what this thing is capable of. So, first things first, you drop it through here. Wow, this is actually so cool. You drop it through just like a real crossbow. I mean, this is literally a real crossbow, just small. We are all loaded up. Let's see how this thing goes. I'm aiming for the bullseye. Let's see what we can get. 3 2 1 OH, no way. That stuck completely right into the side of the target. Wow, that went deep, too. That went like half the tip in there. Now that we know it can pierce wood on the target, let's see if we can pop a balloon and then we're going to go up to soda cans. Here we go. I think I'm going to aim for that blue balloon. Three, two, one. Oh, it's stuck up into the foam behind it. Do you see that? That is crazy. See, there's no way we're ever getting that down. No, that is so funny. This is like pretty wild, but we got to try. We got to keep trying. We got to get a balloon. To make things easier, we're putting the balloon right here in the middle of the target. The blue balloon is now in the middle of the target. Here we go. 3 2 1. But it got stuck into the wood again. So, at least I'm on the bullseye. 3 2 1. This thing shoots super fast. That balloon is mine. 3 2 1 Oh, yes. That is amazing. That popped so well. Okay, next up we got to try these soda cans. I'm going to build a huge pyramid and see if we can be piercing metal aluminum soda cans. I think it's going to have no problem going straight through. So, let's build myself a huge target straight into the bullseye. Going for maybe that metal can right there. Let's go. Mini Teimu crossbow versus soda. Here we go. 3 2 1 Oh, that was so close. Look at this, guys. That was literally inches away. And that is really stuck in there, man. Okay, this is my lucky dart. Let's try one more time and let's get a soda can. 3 2 1. Oh. Oh, no way. Look at that, guys. It pierced the whole thing. A huge hole. No problem. Okay, I think without a doubt, and you guys already know where this is going, the mini crossbow gets a huge pass. So, we're putting this on the glam side. This thing is incredible, and I actually highly recommend it. But it is dangerous. So it check your laws cuz it could be illegal. If you guys enjoyed this video and want to see more crazy things happen here at the TMR studio, make sure you subscribe right now so you guys don't miss anything. And click this video to watch next or this one.