Jonas Brothers Answer Impossible, Hilarious Would You Rather Questions | LADbible

Who's that Gollum-looking individual and Gollum brother over there? Toe dust? What the hell is toe dust? I'm in the wall! Hey, chill. Stop being a giant. Now's not the time. HA-CHA! Hey, Kev! Hi, Joe! We're doing this interview, but you gotta stay in the frame. Oh, sorry! No matter what you do, it's very tight. Are we having lunch after this? Would you rather have to crawl everywhere or do cartwheels everywhere? Oh. I'm gonna go with the cartwheel. I'm gonna go crawl. Cartwheels would get annoying to people after a little while. They'd be like, stop showing off, you know? You know what? I'm with Kevin on this. He's standing in front, like, directly in front of me. That's how I... That's... I'm a middle child, Kev. Yeah, I got it. I honestly... I would cartwheel. Not only would you bring great attention to yourself... It'd be fun. People would be like, wow, look at that. Look at those guys go. And then they'd be like, who's that weirdo crawling? I mean, that's just scary. Who's that Gollum-looking individual and Gollum brother over there? Totally. Just crawling down the street, crawling to the subway. But my legs would be shredded. Dude, you would be jacked. You'd be like, um... I'd be Jack Daniels. Hugh Jackman. Hugh, yeah. Huge jacked... Huge jacked man. And why do you think crawling's the best option? Because I think that it would be annoying to just be, you know... To everyone else. To be cartwheeling everywhere. But it makes sense that these two would want to do that. I'll tell you what. People are gonna move out of your way. If you're cartwheeling, they're gonna push you over. If you're crawling, I do give you that, Nick. Actually, bye. Whoa. Here's why. Because if you are crawling, you terrify people. Cut. Would you rather have Dorito dust on your fingers you can't... Sorry, toe dust? Dorito dust. I was like, toe dust? What the hell is toe dust? Would you rather have Dorito dust on your fingers you can't lick off or always be about to sneeze? I'm kind of always about to sneeze. I'm always about to sneeze. Really? Our dad has an alarmingly loud sneeze. It's called a snuff. Snuff. It's a cough and a sneeze at the same time. We can hear it across the Walmart. I probably go with Dorito fingers because you can always just put a glove on. Yeah. So I'm going over here. You know what I'm saying? Dorito fingers. Dorito fingers, it is. Yeah, but like... I'm outside. You're gonna wash your hands eventually. Yeah, but no one has to see that. I can do that in private. Public bathrooms. I could wait till everyone leaves. I'll show up. I'm gonna go over here because I'm an outlier. Can I hear what your dad's cough sneeze sounds like? Achoo! Was that accurate? It's like, achoo boys, where are you? Yeah, something like that. Somewhere in there. Just found a cough drop in my pocket. That's good. That'll be helpful because I just screamed. Would you rather your socks always be damp or your clothes always smell like B.O.? Oh, damp socks. Damp socks. I was gonna go whatever else you said first. There's nothing worse. There's nothing worse than bad B.O. It's not the vibe. We're good. The highest compliment we as brothers get is like, you guys smell so good. That's... It's a hard thing to respond to as well. Yeah. I've had to think of... I've used Chachi Petit to think of ways to respond to that. What were some of the examples? Because thank you is sort of conceited and like weird. Thank you. Oh, thank you that I smell so good. I hope so. It's what you say sometimes. I now say it's better than the alternative. I like that one. Good prompt, Chachi Petit. Would you rather speak every language or know every instrument? Oh, speak every language for sure. Oh, that would be awesome. I'd definitely go language. That would be very helpful. There's no debate because... Yeah. I think then you could sing in every language. Like Rosalia. Rosalia. It's 10 different languages on this album? I think 16. Wow. But I made that number up. I might be wrong. Rosalia, come on in. Would you rather have the other two go through your DMs or go through your camera roll? I think it's better for camera roll because you're going to giggle a lot more. Yeah, I'm less interested in giggling. I want to get to the... All right, you want to get to the tea? Yeah. Come on over. We've been talking a lot about tea. There's a lot of drama about you out there. Why are you getting so close to me? I don't know. They only gave us this frame, a small frame. Yeah, we got to work within the social confines. Yeah, lots for social. I'm in the wall. Can I do this? Check them both out, boys. Lift me up, Kev. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout? Nick only whispers. So don't even move. I think shouting would be really fun. I love it. Any conversation. Hey, Kev. Hi, Joe. We're doing this interview, but you got to stay in the frame. No matter what you do, it's very tight. Are we having lunch after this? We don't have time. Oh, okay. How would you interact while they're shouting? Just do it myself. Just stay at this volume right here. He's a very quiet individual. I speak softly, so people have to lean in. Keeps them on their toes or their ears. I'll laugh at that. Would you rather have permanent brain freeze or permanent pins and needles? Ooh. Pins and needles, I can deal with. Brain freeze. Yeah, that's like, you can't think through it. I prefer my brain unfrozen. I love a good brain freeze. I brought this ice bucket. It's really a bucket. Great story. It's a bucket you put ice in. And you're giving yourself a brain freeze on purpose. You put your face in it. To finish the story that he didn't continue to tell the rest of people watching. What? You don't just have an ice bucket? You're just like, I have an ice bucket. I said I bought one. I know, but you didn't tell us what you do with it. I don't need to. For need and no basis. Would you rather only watch Christmas movies forever or never watch a Christmas movie again? Christmas movies forever. Christmas in July. Yeah, why not? There's so many good ones. And they always... There's so many bad ones, too, that you can watch. But that's what makes it so good. Yeah. And I feel like, yeah, there's always... I'm going to get down low because I stopped blocking you. Thanks, bro. I think there are a handful that I love. But also, you know, there's some, like, gems. Hallmark gives some... They have so many ideas still somehow. But, you know, like, then you couldn't watch our new Christmas film on Disney Plus if you chose the other one. That's why we can't pay Kevin the big bucks. What are your top three Christmas movies of all time? Home Alone 1 and 2, but I think 1 is better than 2. I think 2 is better than 1. Christmas in New York all day. Yeah, but it doesn't... He's actually not... He's Home... Well, it's not a home he's alone in, is it? Are you getting technical about Home Alone? He has found a home. Because home is where the heart is. Elf might be number one. Number one. It is. It's number one. But Home Alone gives nostalgia for me, so it's number one. I'm a big fan of the Arnold Schwarzenegger film. Jingle All The Way? Jingle All The Way. It's a great one. I also love the classics. White Christmas is an amazing film. Masterpiece. Would you rather always have a dramatic soundtrack behind you or a laugh track? I feel like I have a laugh track behind me at all times. I... I will go with dramatics. This morning I did have my sleep music still playing. So it was very, like, epic. Also Hans Zimmer scoring, like, you brushing your teeth, making coffee. I'm going with that, too. Getting broccoli at the store. I just want to, like, make people laugh with you, not at you. I found a good stance now. That's a good one. What would the dramatic soundtrack sound like while you're doing this? Oh, it's definitely like... Boom! Hans Zimmer. Would you rather be chased by a giant chicken or a swarm of tiny polite bees? Polite? So they're just hanging out? They might sting you if you annoy them, though. I'm going down here. This would be great. I don't feel like the giant chicken poses much of a threat, though. It's still a chicken, so... They're kind of silly animals to begin with. Peter Griffin does have an issue with a giant chicken. I know, it made me think of Fortnite for a second. But I like the magic of the bees. If you get them on your side and just... They are polite. You're like, would you like some honey with that? And then the bees show up. Like, you could do some cool things. And what are you going to do when you come face-to-face with a chicken? I'm going to say, hey, chill. Stop being giant. Now's not the time. I got things to do. What about, like, your current partner's ex? Like, when you stalk them, like, that's bad. What have the... I've always wanted to be a mermaid. I love Tinkerbell. I know I love a fairy. Like, I'd love to be a fairy, but I'd rather be a mermaid. Telekinesis. I love telekinesis.